Chapter 34 Drinking is harmful

In the room, the emperor and Chen Xiao hooked shoulders and chatted happily.

What should be said and what should not be said, the emperor said.

A big man of his level would never get drunk in normal times, which is what a high-ranking person should pay the most attention to, because if he gets drunk, once he gets drunk, what he loses is the majesty of the superior.

But today, he still underestimated the power of this liquor.

In the house, he and Chen Xiao talked nonsense for an hour.

The commander of the Praetorian Guard outside had already been dumbfounded, thinking, is this really that majestic and domineering, fearsome Your Majesty?

The two of them were drunk, so they fell asleep on the table.

About two hours later, the emperor woke up a little, got up, rubbed his forehead, spat on the wine, and looked at Chen Xiao, who was still sleeping on the side.

Then he said, "What time is it?" ”

"Master, it's ugly!" Outside, the commander of the Praetorian Guard said.

The emperor was taken aback: "It's so late? No way...... Gotta go back quickly......"

With that, he staggered to his feet, asked the Janissary commander to leave the silver ticket, and left.

After Chen Xiao was found by Long Jiuling, he resisted back with his delicate body.

After carrying it back to the house, he was too tired, so he fell asleep next to Chen Xiao.

It's just that when I woke up the next morning, I saw Chen Xiao lying on Long Jiuling's body, and the picture was simply indescribable.

Long Jiuling woke up, only to feel that there was something pressing on his body, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Chen Xiao, who was nervous for a while, and then found that Chen Xiao's clothes had not been taken off, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh...... What is the top of the ...... below?"

She was puzzled, pushed Chen Xiao away gently, and blushed.

And at the same time, the main hall of the palace.

The emperor sat on the dragon chair and rubbed his forehead vigorously, his brain was too heavy, and he was still uncomfortable, and he was in a trance.

He couldn't help but sigh, this liquor is so awesome.

Below, when a minister saw this, he couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, may I ask, is the Holy Bow safe?" ”

The emperor rubbed his temples: "An~"

Then he looked at the minister and began the early court deliberations.

At the end of the early dynasty, the emperor, who was just about to leave, seemed to think of something, and said:

"The main book of the main book hall of Honglu Temple, let's be demoted to a common people!"

After saying that, the emperor left, leaving the ministers looking at each other, not understanding how a small master book could lead to His Majesty's personal punishment?

And the emperor, who returned to the living hall and wanted to take a rest, rubbed his forehead and felt as if he had not only drunk too much last night, but also said something that should not have been said.

even vaguely remembered that he and Chen Xiao were hooking up last night.

So he hurriedly let the commander of the Praetorian Guard come in and asked the commander of the Praetorian Guard:

"I drank too much last night, is there something out of my verbal gaffe?"

The commander of the Praetorian Guard knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, the minister has not heard anything. ”

The emperor frowned: "Don't come to this set, what did I say last night?" ”

"Minister...... Don't dare to say. "The commander of the Praetorian Guard really didn't dare to say it.

"If I tell you to say it, you dare to disobey my orders?"

The commander of the Praetorian Guard had no choice but to tremble and say:

"Your Majesty, you said a lot last night, why did you swear brothers with Chen Xiao and marry your daughter to him...... You also said that you have a lot of women...... Ask him if he wants to ......"

The emperor, who was often majestic and domineering, blushed at the moment, waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about it......"

The Janissary commander hurriedly kowtowed.

The emperor sighed and said, "Go out......"

The Praetorian Guard commander breathed a sigh of relief and hurried away.

The emperor was red-faced, sat in his chair, and lost his sleep.

"Alas...... Drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong...... In the future, you can't drink it anymore......" After the emperor said a few words, he began to deal with things.

But at the end of the day, his mind was full of the words he had said to Chen Xiao, and he was worried that he had said too much that he shouldn't have said.

So, as soon as it got dark, he hurriedly went to the most ruthless restaurant with the commander of the Praetorian Guard.

It's still a private room, it's still those dishes.

At this moment, the emperor took a jar of wine and smelled it, it was really fragrant.

After a while, Chen Xiao was invited, and seeing that it was an old friend, Chen Xiao was also used to it, sat down and said, "What? Do you have to drink tonight? ”

The emperor hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, this wine, you can't get drunk......"

Chen Xiao smiled: "It's good if you know." ”

The emperor was silent for a moment, and then asked Chen Xiao: "Did I say something last night?" ”

"That's a lot for you!" Chen Xiao said.

The Emperor asked, "What do I mean, I was drunk last night......

Chen Xiao said: "Drinking? Then you said it, but you didn't say much, and I don't remember much. ”

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief, and said not too much, so he asked:

"What did I say?"

Chen Xiao thought for a while and said, "I remember that you seem to say that you are the emperor......

The emperor's face changed and he became nervous......

Chen Xiao continued: "You said, you are the most powerful emperor, you are the first saint of the ages. He also said that you want to rule the Eight Desolations and Four Together, and you are the only one. The other country you want to fight surrenders, and the other country you fight is called Niang.

And thou hast said, Thou shalt storm his city, and take his land, and rob his mother-in-law for his life. You also said that you want all the people to respect you and be the first emperor in the world...... You still say......"

The sweat on the emperor's forehead came out, and he thought to himself, didn't you say that I didn't say much? Didn't you say you couldn't remember?

This Nima ......

Don't I want to lose face?

"You also said that throughout the ages, you are the most powerful emperor, you said that your merits are comparable to the founding emperors, comparable to the ancestors of all generations, and even the daughters you gave birth to are the most beautiful princesses of all generations."

Chen Xiao continued, no matter how embarrassed the emperor's face was, he kept talking anyway.

"You also said that you are the most tasteful among the emperors of all dynasties, and you are the most tired in the whole world, make me the crown prince and pass on my throne, and your daughter marries me to be your brother and sister......"

The emperor hurriedly covered his face, wondering why he still rhymed......

Hurriedly interrupted: "Enough is enough, this is not enough......"

"It's not much, it's just the beginning, you listen to me continue to tell you what you said last night......" Chen Xiao said.

The emperor blushed: "No need, no need...... By the way, you weren't drunk last night? ”

"I'm drunk, but I remember it......," Chen Xiao said.

The emperor asked nervously, "You didn't believe it!" ”

"Letter ......" Chen Xiao said:

"Believe your uncle's legs, I said at the time that I was your father the emperor, did you believe it?"

The emperor's eyes widened, these words changed places, and the proper Chen Xiao was dead.

Can ...... now Come on, what can I do?

Chen Xiao also pursed his lips and comforted the emperor: "Don't be inferior, people, how normal is it to brag when you are drunk?" There's nothing to be ashamed of! ”

The emperor was speechless, thinking that if this was really just a matter of drinking too much and bragging, it would not be ashamed.

Question, he is really an emperor, and what he says is from his heart.

The key is that this kid has such a good memory, and he has written it all down, so that the emperor who rules the whole country and shocks the surrounding countries, where will his old face go?