Chapter 2 Your eldest sister is a bandit
When Jing Zhe opened his eyes, he found himself lying in a simple but very neat room.
The head hurts a little.
That dog said that Han Han was ruthless!
There were two figures outside the door, and the sound of conversation was clearly audible.
One of the voices is still very familiar, who is it if it is not Hanhan?
Jing Zhe couldn't wait to rush out and hammer his dog's head - provided that he could beat it, so forget it......
"Lao Wu, you said that our bandits robbed people, when will we tie people up the mountain? It's a shame to spread it! β
"yes, shame on the thief."
"In order to tie him up, I didn't rob that dog officer today! I'm afraid I'm going to drink the northwest wind this month! β
"yes, drink the northwest wind."
"You say, this kid was born handsome and handsome, could it be that the owner of the village tied him up the mountain to be the wife of the village?"
"Yes, Mrs. Crush."
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After a period of silence, the man finally said dissatisfied: "I said Lao Wu, can't you have some opinions of your own?" What do you learn from me? β
"Did you learn? Didn't you? β
"Not yetβthe owner of the village is here, withdraw!"
Before he finished speaking, the two of them ran away in a puff of smoke.
This Han Han also has the attribute of a repeater, which is terrible...
As for Mrs. Crush...
Although the female owner of the village seems to be good-looking, her temper is too short-tempered, and besides, these thieves don't sound like a good mix, so it's not a good idea to stay here.
It's better to go to Jingzhou!
Jing Zhe sat on the bed, thinking about how to get rid of the female owner and escape from this place.
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There was a "squeak", and the door was pushed open.
Immediately after, the long legs stepped in.
Jing Zhe raised his head, and then he saw the appearance of the female village owner.
The face is not powdered, but it is as beautiful as a fairy.
The expression is calm and pleasant, and the beautiful eyes are like a flood of autumn water.
It's so big... Phew, it's beautiful!
A bandit is so beautiful, so isn't everyone in Jingzhou City beautiful?
Thinking about it like this, it strengthened Jing Zhe's belief in going to Jingzhou!
So he stood up and threw his hand at the other party: "Owner of the village, I think there should be some misunderstanding between us!" In the next time I went to Jingzhou, it was actually to meet my eldest sister! β
"Your eldest sister?"
Liu Ye's eyebrows rose, and the female owner seemed to be interested.
Jing Zhe was happy in his heart, but his face was silent.
"Yes, my eldest sister is the daughter of the prime minister, and this time I went to her!"
Speaking of Jing Zhe's eldest sister, we have to start from when Jing Wenmao was an official in Jingzhou.
When the Jing couple got married, they had no children, and Mrs. Jing adopted six nominal daughters, who regarded them as her own and loved them very much.
Do good deeds to others, and you will be blessed.
Within a few years, the two grew old and had a son, and Jing Zhe had it.
When Jing Zhe was six years old, Jing Wenmao was demoted to Pengzhou, and the future was uncertain at that time, life and death were unpredictable, and the Jing couple reluctantly cut their love to other families, which was twelve years.
In this era, communications were backward, and the Jing family only knew that the civil official followed by the eldest daughter had risen all the way to become prime minister, and the other five daughters had left Jingzhou and had long been gone.
Before dying, Jing Wenmao deliberately left a letter and repeatedly warned Jing Zhe that if he encountered difficulties in going to Jingzhou, he would take this letter to his eldest sister.
The daughter of the prime minister, in this era, belongs to the second generation of the giant official, the thieves should also be afraid, right?
Sure enough, after listening to him, the female owner frowned.
"How many sisters do you have?"
"Six!"
"Six? Who told you this? β
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Jing Zhe was a little depressed.
I told you that my eldest sister is the daughter of the prime minister, and you actually asked me how many sisters I have?
I told you that I have six sisters, and you even asked who told me this?
Why can't this woman get the point to speak?
Without waiting for him to answer, he saw the female owner of the village shake her head and said to herself: "No, you have seven sisters." β
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"Your eldest sister is a bandit!"
"You're the bandit, your whole familyβ"
Jing Zhe almost burst into foul language, and after thinking about it, her whole family might really be thieves, so she simply didn't mention it.
"Do you want to know why I say that?"
No, I don't want to, because you made it all up!
"I'm your eldest sister!"
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"You don't believe me?"
I believe in you with a hammer!
"Your name is Jing Zhe because you were born on the day of the sting."
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Jing Zhe was still silent, anyone who heard his name for the first time would associate it with this aspect, and it was not uncommon to guess it.
"There's a piece on your butt - a plum mole!"
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Jing Zhe stood up suddenly, ashamed and angry.
"Shameless demon girl, I actually took advantage of my sleep to peep and fight with you!"
After saying that, he rushed forward...
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When Jing Zhe opened his eyes again, he felt that his head hurt more than before.
Said, Han Han ruthless, this demon girl is even more ruthless!
Do you still want him to be the lady of the village?
There are no doors!
Grumpy, violent, and most importantly, wanting to coss his sister - what kind of special fetish is this?
She's really big, but she's not his sister!
If she said that it was his second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth sister at the beginning, Jing Zhe might still be able to reluctantly believe it, and open her mouth to say that it was his eldest sister?
Hehe, I want to eat a fart!
My eldest sister is a red child with red roots, how can you compare to a bandit and demon girl?
Jing Zhe thought hatefully, reached out and groped in the inner pocket of his chest for a moment, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The letter is still there.
Hiding the letter, Jing Zhe fell into thinking again.
Hard is not hard to hard, and it can't be hard to kill.
These thieves don't know where to get their habits, they hammer their heads when they don't agree with each other, he can stand it, and his head can't stand it.
So you have to outwit it.
As for why the demon girl had to pretend to be his eldest sister, Jing Zhe didn't bother to think about it, but he could come up with a plan.
This demon girl is a village owner, and being his younger brother is at least a deputy village owner, right? Those little brothers dare not listen to him?
Wouldn't it be nice to mix around in the mountains for a few days, find out the environment here, and then pick a good day to escape?
What a plan!
After making up his mind, Jing Zhe was much more relaxed.
I looked around the house, and finally came to the conclusion that these thieves were poor enough, and everything else in the whole room was too inferior except for the bed that was worth a little money.
This is a bit different from his impression of the bandits eating meat and drinking a lot.
"Kick and kick..."
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, looking through the paper window, the figure was graceful, the outline was clear, and he was holding a round object in his hand.
Jing Zhe came to the door and stood up, and as soon as the demon girl pushed the door, he blurted out: "Big sister! β
The enchantress glanced at him, "Remembered?" β
"yes, I remember! After all, it's been too long, if it weren't for the eldest sister's reminder, I almost forgot it! β
The demon girl's mouth twitched slightly, and she said indifferently: "Liar." You were only three or four years old when I left, what can you remember? β
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