King Zhou You, Bao Xi, and Yu Shi's father are all fun-loving people. Hearing this male pet named Xiaosi have this proposal, he is naturally very interesting, and he asks how to play.

Wang Xiaosi thought about it carefully, and didn't dare to mention the common games in bars in the real world, lest King Zhou You notice the abnormality, so he said with a big grin: "Just be simple, play and guess odds and doubles!" ”

"Guess odd and even?" Bao Xi asked curiously, "How do you guess?" ”

Wang Xiaosi took a pottery bowl and said: "Take some grains, grab a handful of them each time and put them into the bowl, the two bet against each other, and the wrong one will make three cups in a row!" Let's take turns to sit in the bank, and after everyone is done, we will replace the next banker. ”

He paused, and then said: "Those who are watching the battle next to him can also bet on the bank, and if they lose, they will have a drink, and if they win, then the other party will add three cups to one cup." ”

"Good! Interesting! King Zhou You laughed when he heard this: "The widow is the most expensive, and this trick is very agreeable." Come on, take the grain! ”

Bao Xi said: "Hey~ King, how can you make such a vulgar thing as a grain?" There is a jade bead on the concubine's body, which is only slightly larger than a bean, so it is better to use it to play. ”

"Whether it's good or not, the beauty is really elegant, just use jade beads." Zhou Youwang Le's eyebrows opened and smiled.

Since it was Wang Xiaosi's suggestion, it was natural for him to sit in the village first.

Under the gaze of everyone, Wang Xiaosi gently grabbed a handful of jade beads and threw them in the bowl with a bang. The jade beads bounced up and down, dazzling for a while.

Taking advantage of this effort, Wang Xiaosi quickly picked up the fan next to him and slammed it on the bowl, blocking everyone's sight, and only the sound of beads tinkling in the bowl could be heard.

"How? Who comes first? Wang Xiaosi had an arrogant expression on his face.

King Zhou You pondered for a moment and said, "I'll come first!" Single! ”

Wang Xiaosi smiled slightly, and asked again: "Is there anyone with Zhuang?" ”

It was the first time everyone had played this game, and they were cautious and did not respond. Wang Xiaosi nodded: "Okay, since the king guessed the single, then I will bet on double." Open! ”

With the words, the fan was brushed up, and everyone couldn't help but look into the bowl together, and Gong E counted carefully: "Seventeen!" The king wins! The king wins! ”

King Zhou You laughed happily, and his beard couldn't help shaking. Wang Xiaosi looked helpless, took the wine from the maid, and drank three glasses in a row.

Next, Bao Xi, Yu Shifu, Zhao Liang and Meixiang Gong'e took turns to fight, each with losses and wins, and after the whole circle, Wang Xiaosi drank a total of nine cups.

King Zhou You looked happy, shouting that he wanted to come to the village, and while everyone was not paying attention, Zhao Liang secretly asked Wang Xiaosi: "Fourth brother, are you acting?" Or is it really a matter of life? ”

Wang Xiaosi gasped and scolded in a low voice: "I'll play a fart show!" Originally, if I used a grain, I could have hidden one in my hand in advance, and then with my superior eye and skill, I could adjust the outcome of winning or losing. I didn't expect that the ghost lady to use jade beads to play. That ghost bead jingles, there's no way to steal chickens! ”

Zhao Liang was dumbfounded and said: ", isn't that just a hard fight?" ”

"It doesn't matter, fortunately, Lao Tzu designed the wheel village system. Everyone took turns, and no one could drink. Wang Xiaosi gritted his teeth and said, "You quickly find an excuse to sneak out and find a way to contact Director Tu." I'm here, I'm fighting with them! ”

Zhao Liang's eyes were full of respect, and he patted Wang Xiaosi on the shoulder: "Good man, you resist, I'll withdraw first!" ”

"Hello? Hey, hey? Hey, hey, hey? ”

Zhao Liang excused himself to go to the thatched house, took a leave of absence from King Zhou You, and hurriedly ran outside to look for a signal. While wandering around the harem, he kept dialing the number of the anti-crossing bureau, calling Director Tu, whom he had been thinking about for a long time.

After a long circle, Zhao Liang still couldn't connect to the real world, and he couldn't help but scold angrily. When he was angry, two maids came up to him, and when they saw him, they were so frightened that they hurriedly saluted.

Zhao Liang pointed to the place where a small lamp hung in front of him and asked, "What is that doing in front?" ”

One of the maids replied, "Back to the general, this is the toilet place for the maidservants in the palace." ”

Lavatory? Or the women's restroom? Zhao Liang's heart moved, and a surge of urine came spontaneously. , I haven't put water all day, and I drank so much sweet wine just now, and now I'm really uncomfortable.

Zhao Liang walked towards the toilet, the two maids glanced at each other, and one of the maids said: "General, there is a place for the subordinates, you can go to the side hall, there is a net bucket there." ”

Zhao Liang waved his hand: "Oh, I can't hold it back!" Let's talk about it first. The maids saw that they could not do it, so they hurried to follow him closely. Zhao Liang asked curiously, "What are you doing here?" ”

"General, according to the rules, it is convenient for the slaves and maids to serve you."

As soon as Zhao Liang heard that the two little beauties were going to serve him to the toilet, his urge to urinate became even stronger. He didn't bother to say anything more, and rushed into the hut in front of him in three steps and two steps.

"Oh my mother! General, what are you doing here?! The maids let out a cry of surprise.

Zhao Liang looked at them strangely, not knowing why the other party had such a reaction. At this moment, he suddenly felt that his legs were hot at first, and then the breeze blew, and it was a little cold.

it, pee your legs! Zhao Liang lifted his robe and stood straight in the thatched house, the posture was indescribably majestic and mighty, and the jaws of the two maids almost fell off.

Zhao Liang realized that he was a woman at this time, and the way he was taking now was simply too weird. So he slowly squatted down and smiled embarrassedly: "I drank too much and lost control." ”

A maid stammered, "Will ...... General, don't ...... Don't squat on the ground, there's a bucket over there, you can ...... You can sit. ”

"Huh? Oh! Hehehe...... Excuse me. Zhao Liang stood up awkwardly again, picked up his clothes and moved to the side of the bucket to sit down. In fact, the pee just now has already been sprinkled, and the operation at this time is purely for the sake of face.

Zhao Liang sat on the bucket and looked at the two maids, he didn't know what to say for a while, and the maids didn't dare to lean over to serve him.

When he was extremely embarrassed, Tu Sihai's voice suddenly sounded in Zhao Liang's cochlea, and the voice was very clear: "Little Eagle Little Eagle, I'm the Eagle's Nest, I'm the Eagle's Nest, please answer when you hear it!" ”

"Director! Director! Zhao Liang couldn't help but yell. The maids were taken aback by him, in their opinion, General Zheng Ni really drank too much tonight, and there was no one before or after who was drunk and crazy.

Zhao Liang suppressed his excitement and said to the maid: "Please go out first and get me some private space, okay?" Thank you. ”

Although the maids didn't understand what was called "private space", they knew that General Zheng didn't need them to serve them now, and they were like being amnestied, and they ran away without a trace.

Zhao Liang pricked up his ears, listened carefully to the movements around him, and after making sure that there was no one else outside the thatched house, he hurriedly responded with a dialer: "Eagle's Nest Eagle's Nest, I'm Kitty Hawk No. 1, I'm Kitty Hawk No. 1!" ”

"I'm a mother! You're finally willing to talk back! At the other end of the dialer, Tu Sihai's relieved voice sounded again: "Two bastards, I thought you had defected!" ”

Zhao Liang's tears remained: "Director, I miss you so much!" ”

Tu Sihai was obviously silent for a while, and asked, "Xiao Zhao?" Are you on Zheng Ni's body? ”

"Yes, yes, it's Zheng Ni, hey, I'll go!" Zhao Liang was a little annoyed and said, "What did those bastards in the teleportation center do? Why did you assign me such an identity?! ”

Tu Sihai said: "Don't complain. Exactly who to wear, the teleportation center can't decide. This depends on the careful calculation of the brain-burning computer, and it also depends on the matching degree of the window time at that time. If you do it all over again, maybe it's possible for you to rest on Bao Xi. How's it going over there? Hurry up, the signal may be interrupted at any moment! ”

Zhao Liang knew that time was pressing, and hurriedly said: "Director, I have confirmed it with an identifier, it is indeed King Zhou You." I'm going to act tonight and bring him back! ”

"Very good, if you are sure, then I will send Zheng Luya over immediately." Tu Sihai said: "The colleagues in the secret service headquarters are also cooperating with our pre-Qin department to search for the true identity of the traverser in the real world. As soon as there is news, I will transmit it to you using a dial-up machine. Now you send me the positioning of the coordinate system. ”

Zhao Liang hurriedly operated and teleported his space-time location to Tu Sihai. According to common sense, after the other party receives the location, Zheng Luya will come here within a few hours. Flesh wear is different from soul wearing, and it takes a relatively long time, especially in this way like piloting a plane yourself, you may encounter various small situations on the road.

After Zhao Liang finished his busy work, Tu Sihai told again: "Xiao Zhao, don't forget, although the task is important, you must also pay attention to your own safety, and you can't change the course of history at will, even a little impact!" ”

"I understand!" Zhao Liang replied solemnly: "Director, we promise to complete the task!" ”

Zhao Liang whistled back to the main hall, he came out for almost an hour, and it is estimated that everyone has been done by Wang Xiaosi now.

"Hahaha, I said cousin, it's been a long time for you to be convenient!" King Zhou You's rough voice reached his ears, and Zhao Liang was immediately jumped.

In the main hall, Youwang and Bao Xi were sitting in front of the desk, looking at themselves with a smile, while Wang Xiaosi was hugging Yu Shi's father, lying on the felt carpet and falling asleep.

"Wang ...... Brother Wang, aren't you drunk yet? Zhao Liang stammered and asked.

"Our king has a good amount of wine." Bao Xi said shyly: "I usually don't feel anything when I drink ten or eight altars." ”

King Zhou You laughed: "Besides, I didn't drink much today." That little four is so funny, he even loses twelve villages, and he doesn't give the widow a chance to play! ”

Zhao Liang had a black line in his head, and he stayed on the spot and wanted to cry without tears.

Zhou Youchao beckoned: "Come on, come on, cousin, sit down." Anyway, it's already this time, so the three of us will simply drink all night, and as soon as it dawns tomorrow morning, you will set off! ”

"Sister, come quickly," Bao Xi also said, "The king is not happy yet, you and I will accompany him again." ”

Zhao Liang glanced at Wang Xiaosi, who was looking up and eight forks, and said in his heart: Fourth brother, fourth brother, this time I was really miserable by you!