Early morning.

"Oh my God!"

As soon as Aunt Xu went out, she turned around sharply, because there was an almost naked figure in the pool, and she couldn't help asking, "You swam here all night?" ”

There was a bang.

Guo Dan came out of the water and said with a smile: "I just swam for a while." ”

"Didn't you just swim last night?"

"I ate last night, but I'll have to eat it again later, isn't that crazy."

"Maniac!"

Aunt Xu muttered, and hurried back to the house.

She didn't understand why Guo Dan was soaking in it.

As everyone knows, swimming is Guo Dan's first hobby, and after holding it for so long, it can be regarded as having a swimming pool, which must be fun!

Half an hour later.

Guo Dan and Aunt Xu sat by the pool, basking in the warm spring sunshine while eating breakfast.

"Hehe.....!"

Guo Dan looked at the letter in his hand and smiled happily.

Aunt Xu asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"Recently a new story has appeared in the city."

"What's the story?"

"It turned out that I just went to the river to have a tryst with the princess, but when we were doing firewood, I was discovered by the palace maid, so I picked up a stone with the intention of killing people, and at this moment, I was discovered by the palace guards. In order to protect the reputation of the princess and the royal family, the Queen Mother and Her Majesty chose to make up such a lie. ”

As he spoke, Guo Dan handed the letter to Aunt Xu and said with a smile: "I have to say, the other party is not all mediocre, and he made up a new story so quickly, haha.....!" ”

Aunt Xu took the letter and asked, "What do you mean by this?" ”

Guo Dan said: "Obviously, everyone doesn't believe that I will bully the princess, which is also unreasonable, the tryst is obviously a little more reasonable than this, and the princess is now famous, any man who has anything to do with the princess will become the target of everyone's criticism." ”

Aunt Xu asked, "So you think it's funny." ”

Guo Dan said: "Their public opinion has not had much impact on me, because the pitiful image of the princess is already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it is difficult for them to turn it around, it can be seen that they are struggling, they don't want to give up, and they are still making the last effort." ”

"I think you're underestimating them."

Aunt Xu said: "As long as this matter continues to be discussed, it will be very beneficial to them, because they will not lose anything because of it, and the rumors will become true if they keep circulating." ”

Guo smiled lightly: "I can also sell a few more issues of newspapers and periodicals." ”

“......！”

Aunt Xu couldn't deny this, and asked, "Have you thought of a way to solve the princess's problem?" ”

Guo Dan nodded and said, "I am just a fish, the arid land severely limits my wisdom, when I can think in the water, all problems are solved." ”

Aunt Xu asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

Guo Dan smiled and said: "Let me sell a pass first, if I can succeed, even if I don't say it, the layman can see it with his own eyes, but if it fails, it will just be a waste of everyone's time, of course, the Queen Mother can't blame me for this." ”

Aunt Xu was puzzled when she heard this, and was about to continue asking, when Guo Dan suddenly asked, "Have you ever played with hammering pills?" ”

Aunt Xu nodded subconsciously.

Guo Dan asked again: "I'm going to play with the new-style hammer pill today, I don't know if the layman is interested?" ”

"I'm sorry, I ......!"

"I heard that this hammer pill is the game that women are best at, I really don't believe it, I think any game man is stronger than a woman, this is God's rule, no one can break it. If the layman can win against me, I will tell him my plan. ”

"It's your business, it's none of my business, and if you don't want to say it, I won't ask more."

Aunt Xu snorted, and suddenly changed her words: "But your agitation method is still more useful, except for brute force, I never think that women are inferior to men, if I win, you are not allowed to go to my father to chew the root of his tongue." ”

Although she wore a Taoist robe for a long time, as if she had no quarrel with the world, in fact, she was very competitive since she was a child, and she fought for almost everything, which was diametrically opposed to Xu Menghui and Xu Jirong's father's personality, so that she finally tossed herself to become a monk.

But this thing is already in her bone marrow, and it can't be changed.

Besides, she really didn't want Guo Dan to take care of her affairs.

"So powerful?" Guo Dan pretended to look at Aunt Xu in fear, and then smiled and said, "If I win, you will have to accept a gift from me." ”

"What gift?"

"I'll buy a house next to the tooth shop, and I hope the layman will live there when the time comes." An imperceptible look of cunning flashed in Guo Dan's eyes.

"Why?" Aunt Xu wondered.

Guo Dan said: "Because I am not in an employment relationship with the layman, but if the layman is my neighbor, then it is much easier for me to find a layman." ”

Aunt Xu nodded and said, "A word is a certainty." Whoever breaks his promise will not die well. ”

"Wow... Playing so big? ”

"Are you scared?"

"I'm afraid.... I'm afraid you'll regret it! That's it. ”

After eating, Guo Dan went back to the house to change into sportswear, and then came to the courtyard to wait for Aunt Xu.

After a while, I saw Aunt Xu coming down from the upper floor.

"It's nothing more than that! Fortunately, Lao Tzu loves money the most, and he can bear it. ”

Guo Dan couldn't help but sigh in a whisper.

I saw Aunt Xu combing a male bun, wearing a silver scarf, her delicate and demure face was white and red, as if it could be blown and broken, her eyes were clear, but her eyes were very sharp, and the sexy beauty tip loomed, making her even more heroic, wearing beige sportswear, highlighting her tall, plump, and delicate figure to the fullest, and in elegance, there was a trace of innate nobility.

This is a woman of no age.

Guo Dan quipped: "The layman looks much younger today, and standing with me is no longer like an aunt or nephew, but more like a brother and sister." ”

Although Aunt Xu didn't care too much about this, her words were cheap enough, and she said coldly: "Do you want me to release a fish for you?" ”

As she spoke, she glanced slightly at the pool behind Guo Dan.

"Put... Free captive animals? ”

Guo Dan was stunned for a moment, and then said respectfully: "Layman, please." ”

It can be seen that the respect of human beings will always come from the suppression of strength.

The Royal Horse Farm only has a place to practice hammering pills, and the hammering pill field still has to go to the horse racing area on the side, but it is not far from where Guo Dan lives, and it can be reached in half an hour by carriage.

......

Syllable!

"Wow! Layman, have you practiced? ”

Guo Dan watched in surprise as Aunt Xu swung out a shot elegantly, and the change in the shape of her breasts alone was enough to see that Aunt Xu had definitely practiced this new type of hammering pill.

Aunt Xu glanced at him lightly, "I've been here with Rong'er a few times before. ”

That idiot didn't even tell me such important information, but even if she practiced it, I don't need to be afraid, this is what I improved! This is my traverser's habitual routine, and I can't lose the traverser's face. Guo Dan suddenly felt a little inexplicable, how could he be overwhelmed by Aunt Xu in this momentum.

It's incredible.

This new style of hammering pills is what he has improved based on golf, and he has no reason to be afraid.

But Aunt Xu's strong self-confidence and very elegant posture made him really panic.

A few shots later.

Guo Dan couldn't help asking, "Layman, how many times have you really only played?" ”

Aunt Xu nodded.

Could it be that she is the legendary genius of the skeleton? Guo Dan sweated slightly, and the pressure was getting bigger and bigger.

I can't help but be suppressed in momentum, and it seems that my ball skills are also being suppressed.

After all, Aunt Xu has been worshipping a famous teacher since she was a child, and she has practiced martial arts, she has this character, she has to fight for literature, and she has to fight for martial arts, and she refuses to be weaker than others in everything, she has a foundation in this regard, plus Xu Jirong always pesters her to come over to play, she has played many times, more than a few times, and this strength and accuracy are very well mastered.

It's a pity that in this era, women are competitive, which is not flattering, and no man can accept being defeated by a woman.

Xu Mengxi also taught her many times because of this, and even used force to deter, which caused her to become more scheming behind the scenes.

Although on the scene, the two played back and forth, but in terms of momentum, Guo Dan gradually declined, and the key Guo Dan's self-confidence was being disintegrated step by step by Aunt Xu, and she played very confidently in every shot.

Even if she is a little behind, she is still winning.

This made Guo Dan very depressed, as if he was playing with a professional player, in fact, he was also a very confident person, but he couldn't hold back the other party, and he had never seen Aunt Xu's side.

"Uncle!"

At this moment, two old men suddenly appeared on the field, it was Xu Mengxi and Zhang Yuangong.

Aunt Xu glanced at Xu Mengxi, and immediately turned her head suddenly, and two cold eyes shot at Guo Dan.

Guo Dan hurriedly raised his hand and said: "I swear to God, if I call my uncle to come, why don't I lift it for the rest of my life, don't you understand?" I don't really know why my uncle is here. ”

"Feng'er!"

Suddenly, I heard a friendly shout.

I saw Xu Mengxi waving very happily.

Aunt Xu's eyes are about to fall out, is this my father calling me?

Since she turned fourteen, Xu Mengxi has never called her so affectionately.

It must have something to do with this kid. Aunt Xu couldn't help but look at Guo Dan again.

How do you know that Guo Dan is face is curious and said: "Layman, are you and your uncle pretending to be like this in front of people?" ”

"You're just pretending!"

Aunt Xu threatened fiercely: "If I let me know that this matter is related to you, I will not let you go." ”

Guo Dan raised his hands and said, "I can swear to heaven again, if it has anything to do with me, I won't die well." "But I thought in my heart, I just told your father truthfully, we are innocent, and your father himself doesn't believe it, so it's no wonder to me.

At this time, Xu Mengxi had already walked in front of them, pretending to be dissatisfied: "Feng'er, Daddy called you, why shouldn't you?" ”

But the eyes are full of love.

It's a fake daddy, right?

"Huh?"

Aunt Xu, who has always been resourceful, couldn't help but be stunned at this time.

She couldn't adapt to being so kind to Xu Mengxi at all.

Zhang Yuangong on the side was also puzzled, when did their father and daughter have released their previous suspicions, so hot gossip, how could the old man not know.