Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Dialer Is Broken
Zhao Liang and the others had just arrived in the center of the main hall, and before they could salute, King Zhou You laughed loudly: "Hahaha, my cousin came just in time, sit down and have a few drinks with the widow." Zhao Liang hurriedly bowed his hand to King Zhou You and Bao Xi politely, and sat down peacefully on the side seat. Wang Xiaosi sat down with her, while Su Li and Shen Changlie lowered the edge of their helmets and stood behind them with their hands down.
At this time, Wang Xiaosi was very good at playing, and deliberately when he saw Zheng Luya kneeling under the seat, his face couldn't help but change color, and he played it for Zhou Youwang and the others.
Bao Xi really hit the plan, stared at Wang Xiaosi with a smile and said, "Xiaosi, look at the woman over there, do you recognize it?" ”
Before Wang Xiaosi could speak, Zheng Luya cried: "Ah Da, it's me, I'm Xiaoya." You ......"
Wang Xiaosi knew that she was reminding herself, so she hurriedly pretended to be speechless and stopped, looked at Zhao Liang timidly, and was silent for a while. Zhao Liang also had excellent acting skills, and hummed casually: "Little Four, what does the queen ask you, who is this woman?" ”
Wang Xiaosi frowned and said, "King Qi, queen, she ...... She is my wife in Yesai country, named Xiaoya. ”
"What?! Your wife? Zhao Liang shouted with an exaggerated expression: "What a boldness, you dare to go to Haojing to rob a man with my mother!" Brother Wang, don't say anything, give me this little slut and let me skin her! Come on, drag her away for me! ”
King Zhou You was stunned by Zhao Liang's sudden frenzy, and hurriedly stopped: "Wait! Cousin, don't get excited, you haven't figured out what happened yet. ”
"Brother Wang, you don't know, this is what I can't stand the most." Zhao Liang was still immersed in his own role, and shouted to himself: "If you don't clean up this slut today, my surname will be written upside down!" ”
King Zhou You didn't expect that his cousin, who has always been bold and open-minded, was still an old vinegar jar, and when he saw the male favorite daughter-in-law coming here, he was going to be rude without saying a word. In desperation, King Zhou You had no choice but to look at Bao Xi for help, signaling her to hurry up and think of a way.
Seeing this, Bao Xi smiled unhurriedly: "Oh, I said cousin, you are really a straight and acute child." Before the king could finish his sentence, you panicked and became angry. My cousin didn't know that a few days ago, this woman trespassed into the palace and was caught on the spot by the patrolling Imperial Guards. Today, the king suddenly mentioned this matter, thinking of the strange behavior of the dog Rong recently, and worried that she was an enemy assassin, so he was escorted to Yuxia Palace for interrogation. Unexpectedly, she didn't admit that she was a dog spy, but claimed to be Xiaosi's wife. The king was about to find out the truth, and you happened to be here. Well, how about we get the situation clear and then leave it to you? ”
Zhao Liang secretly complained in his heart, but said on his lips: "What the queen said is reasonable, Zheng Ni doesn't dare to disobey." But...... Now that Xiao Si has confirmed that this woman is his wife, what else is there to distinguish? ”
King Zhou You was about to nod his head when he heard this, but was stopped by Bao Xi: "Hey, cousin, you are really confused." At present, it can only be concluded that they know each other, but the relationship between husband and wife has not been confirmed. This involves the safety of the palace garrison and the king, and it cannot be treated hastily, so it is inevitable to inspect it. ”
"Oh? According to the queen's wishes, how should we investigate it? Zhao Liang asked.
Bao Xi pursed her lips and smiled lightly, and said to King Zhou You: "King, I suddenly thought of a game that I used to play when I was young, it was very interesting, and I could just try the authenticity of the two of them." ”
Zhou Youwang said curiously: "Oh? What kind of game it is, tell me about it. ”
Bao Xi instructed the palace supervisor: "Take a curtain tent, let Xiao Si and this woman sit side by side, and then use the curtain to separate the two from the middle." Let's ask some questions that husband and wife should know, and ask them to quietly tell the answer to the palace maid next to them, so that after checking, whether the husband and wife know the truth or falsehood. ”
"Good! Coup! Hahaha. King Zhou You laughed happily and clapped his hands again and again.
Zhao Liang, Wang Xiaosi and Zheng Luya's faces changed at the same time: It's bad, something is going to happen!
The idea that Bao Xi thought of was simple and lightweight, but it was extremely dangerous. The wonderful thing about it is that it does not have a vigorous three-hall trial, but it is like a game played during a banquet, which not only takes care of the face of the general Zheng Ni, but also helps the wine of King Zhou You, and others can't say a word. However, once Wang Xiaosi and Zheng Luya's answers are completely wrong, then the lies will be worn on the spot, and it will be difficult to say what will happen next.
If it's not good, even Zhao Liang has to be involved.
Seeing that the palace maid brought a large red tent, with the help of the four warriors in front of the palace, a tent was quickly pulled up, and two soft cushions were placed on both sides of the tent.
Wang Xiaosi's heart couldn't help sinking, and when he was a little at a loss, he suddenly found Zheng Luya, who was kneeling in the middle of the hall, nodding slightly at his side. Wang Xiaosi hurriedly subconsciously turned his face to look at Zhao Liang, and found that Zhao Liang was gently touching his sideburns with his hand at this time, and his fingertips knocked on his ears a few times from time to time.
I'll go! I see. Wang Xiaosi suddenly realized that Zhao Liang was reminding them to use the dialer!
Although this anti-traversal investigation bureau's old communication device often drops its chain when contacting headquarters, it is much easier to communicate in such close proximity. If they can take advantage of the time difference and send the voice to the other person's ears through the dialer when one person whispers the answer to the palace maid, then the answers on both sides will be seamless.
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaosi immediately doubled his confidence, he knew that Zheng Luya was inconvenient to speak and act now, so he secretly activated the chip in his ear with his mind, tried to dial the call, and muttered in his mouth: "Oh, just try, as long as the king, queen and general are gracious, they can hear the villain's heart, and let my poor mother-in-law live." Right, Xiaoya? ”
Zheng Luya didn't speak, just knelt there and nodded slightly, signaling that Wang Xiaosi had been connected, and his voice was normal.
Wang Xiaosi put his mind at ease, first bowed to Zhao Liangshen, and then strode to the side of the tent and sat down on the cushion. Zheng Luya was escorted to the other side by a janitarian guard, and sat down on her knees as well. The two palace maids walked up to the two of them as they were instructed, ready to listen to the answers.
Seeing that they were all ready, King Zhou You asked Bao Xi with great interest: "My little beauty, what is the next first question?" ”
"I came up with the idea, so I'll show it to the king." Bao Xi said: "Yesai country is known as the country of mountains, what kind of mountain is the mountain where your two tribes are located?" ”
Wang Xiaosi was the first to say to himself: "This is not simple? The reason why he was in a hurry to speak was to suggest that Zheng Luya should not speak in a hurry. Then he whispered to the palace maid who came closer: "Our mountain is called Tu Sihai Mountain. ”
With a snap of his fingers, Zheng Luya's slight voice sounded in Wang Xiaosi's ears: "Tu ...... Tu Sihai Mountain. ”
"How? Let's talk about the answer. Bao Xi asked.
The two palace maids stood up straight and said in unison: "Tu Sihai Mountain." ”
Poof-Zhao Liang squirted out a mouthful of wine in his mouth.
King Zhou You was satisfied: "Well, it's really interesting, hahaha." But beauty, your question is too simple! Listen to the widow give them a ...... Well...... How many times have you two been here in a night before? How long does it usually last? ”
Wang Xiaosi was about to answer, but he heard Zheng Luya in the earphones whisper: "At most, once at most, each time it is only seven or eight times." Helpless, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say to the palace maid in front of him: "One ...... Once, fleeting......"
When the palace maid heard this, she reported excitedly as if she had discovered a new world: "Only once, fleeting!" Another palace maid then smiled and mended the knife: "Seven or eight times at most!" ”
"Hahaha-" The whole hall resounded with a burst of laughter, especially King Zhou You and Bao Xi, the two of them leaned back and fell together. Wang Xiaosi's face was flushed with shame, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.
King Zhou You asked Zhao Liang happily: "I said cousin, just such a useless guy, are you still a baby?" ”
Zhao Liang smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, the key is to be attentive and attentive." ”
Bao Xi couldn't help but laugh and teased Wang Xiaosi: "You scumbag!" I thought that the general would serve the country and work hard, and I must give her a gift and let her experience the happiness of the world, but I didn't expect you to be in vain. It's also a shame that my cousin is not picky, otherwise where would I put my face? The king, if you want me to say, since that thing of his is not easy to use, it is useless to keep it, it is better to ......" said Bao Xi glanced at the palace supervisor of Yuxia Palace, and said: "It's better to operate it at will, and then distribute it to the old officials in the inner chamberlain, let them use it." ”
Wang Xiaosi was shocked when he heard this, although his body was not his own, but if he really experienced a palace operation, he was afraid that it would leave a psychological shadow for a lifetime.
When Zhao Liang heard this, he immediately remembered the senior he met in the restaurant when he first went back to report to the secret service headquarters - Meng Lianjiang from the Qing Dynasty. That's a dignified former member of the Raptors special forces team, a tough guy who crosses the game, and he is not afraid of killing his head, but when he talks about the memories of the palace, he can't stop crying. He hurriedly said: "Absolutely not! Queen, the fourth child is my man, and death is my man. You can't give him a gelding anyway! ”
King Zhou You was amused by him and laughed: "Don't worry, cousin, the beauty is joking with you." ”
Bao Xi was also overjoyed: "Look at my cousin, I think even in the face of the enemy's thousands of troops, you have never been so flustered, right?" In this way, it is indeed distracting, hahaha. ”
Zhao Liang knew that he had just lost his temper, and muttered with a flushed face: "The queen is smiling, smiling." ”
Bao Xi glanced at Zhao Liang meaningfully, and under the urging of King Zhou You, he continued to say to Wang Xiaosi: "Hey, since the general doesn't dislike it, then let me spare you." Let me ask you another question, at what age do you become married? What is a dowry? ”
Wang Xiaosi has completely relieved his mind at this moment, although his face is still a little panicked, but his mentality is no longer afraid of the other party's various questions. He muttered to himself, "Oh, it's been a few years, I've got to think about it." Zheng Luya, who was next door, heard Wang Xiaosi say this, and knew that the other party was signaling for him to make up the story, so he whispered in the ear of the palace maid: "I remember marrying Ah Da at the age of thirteen, and he should be sixteen at that time." The dowry was two goats and a bundle of coarse cloth. ”
After speaking, Zheng Luya lowered her head quietly, silently waiting for Wang Xiaosi in the headset to repeat her words again. However, to her surprise, the voice that should have been heard did not appear, and there was only silence in the entire cochlea, not even the ambient noise that had been there all along.
it! The dialer is disconnected?!