Chapter 108: My Name Is Chen Shuaishuai (12th Update)

At Chen Xiao's insistence, in the backyard of the restaurant, the fat man asked people to make a pigsty.

Chen Xiao looked at the pigsty and smiled with satisfaction.

Immediately, he silently mourned the prince of southern Xinjiang in his heart: Brother, in order for the people of this world to eat high-quality pork, I can only wronged you to be a eunuch......

The fat man didn't know what Chen Xiao meant, so he came up and said: "Chen Xiao, it's not easy to make money, don't buy pigs, a pig is hundreds of dollars......"

Sure enough, he is a stingy ghost, and the restaurant earns six or seven hundred taels of silver a day, but he is worried that Chen Xiaohua will spend hundreds of dollars......

You must know that one tael of silver, one thousand ......

Chen Xiao didn't bother to take care of the fat man, so he turned around and went back to sleep.

This night he dreamed, dreamed that his restaurant was very prosperous, dreamed that two breeding pigs had a lot of piglets, and dreamed that a year later he had a pig farm, just selling breeding pigs, and he made a fortune......

I woke up from a dream, and Chen Xiao woke up with a smile.

For his big dream of raising pigs, he quickly got up and went to the government to work first.

After the business was done, he hurried to the Sifang Pavilion.

The task is to castrate the prince of southern Xinjiang.

Although I don't know why I castrated the prince of southern Xinjiang, I have to go and see it.

If this guy has illusions about Long Jiuling and wants to propose to the emperor, then Chen Xiao really wants to castrate him.

When he arrived at the Sifang Pavilion and explained his identity, the people from the Sifang Pavilion did not stop Chen Xiao and let him in.

In the past two days, many people have come to visit this prince of southern Xinjiang.

So after going to report to the prince of Southern Xinjiang, Chen Xiao sat in the reception hall of the Sifang Pavilion, waiting for the prince.

About a cup of tea, the prince of southern Xinjiang came out.

It was a short and fat thirty-year-old man, average-looking, with a lewd smile on his face, and when he came out, he tidied up his clothes, and then walked over with a smile and said to Chen Xiao:

"So you want to see Prince Ben? Are you a pusher? ”

Chen Xiao nodded: "It's me!" ”

"Oh, what's the matter?" The prince of southern Xinjiang sat down, drank tea and asked.

Chen Xiao said: "I heard that the prince is here, is he going to propose to a princess of our Dragon Kingdom?" ”

"Not bad, not bad!" The prince of southern Xinjiang nodded.

Chen Xiao asked: "Then the prince, is there a candidate?" ”

"Yes, I heard that the ninth princess of the Dragon Kingdom has the title of the first beauty in the world, if I can, I still choose her!"

As the prince of Southern Xinjiang spoke, his eyes shone brightly,

Chen Xiao's face sank and said, "You don't take a mirror to see what you look like, you still want to marry the Ninth Princess?" ”

Faced with Chen Xiao's sudden turn of face, the prince of Southern Xinjiang was stunned and said, "You ...... What do you mean? I am a guest of honor in your country, and you should be so disrespectful to me? ”

"Hmph, Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are, I warn you, if you dare to pay attention to the Ninth Princess, Lao Tzu will kill you!" Chen Xiao said angrily.

The king of Southern Xinjiang got up angrily, pointed at Chen Xiao and said, "You are bold, I am the prince of Southern Xinjiang, you are just a petty official of the Dragon Kingdom, you dare to do this to this prince?" ”

Chen Xiao said with a cold face: "You'd better dispel the idea of the Ninth Princess, otherwise, Lao Tzu will let you die in the Dragon Kingdom, if you don't believe it, you can try it?" ”

Seeing Chen Xiao's murderous face, the prince of Southern Xinjiang also had a trace of fear in his heart.

After swallowing his saliva, he suddenly said:

"Actually...... You can marry any princess, the important thing is to marry a princess, I am not a person, but a face. ”

This prince was very tough just now, and now he is very cowardly.

In fact, it is understandable that the prince of a small land is nothing in the eyes of the Dragon Kingdom.

He came to the Dragon Kingdom, and some people respected him, and he was awesome.

If someone doesn't take him seriously or even threatens him, he has to be coaxed.

Because the dignity of a small country is given by others, and if others give, you will have it, and if you don't give it, you won't have it!

Chen Xiao saw that he was still quite interesting, and sneered: "Even if you know what to do, remember, don't have any illusions about the Ninth Princess, otherwise...... You know......"

The prince of Southern Xinjiang didn't speak, but Chen Xiao sneered and left.

didn't find a chance to castrate this guy, the main reason is that Chen Xiao really doesn't know what reason to use, everyone admits it, Chen Xiao can't continue, right?

Seeing Chen Xiao leave, the prince of Southern Xinjiang broke out again: "Phew, what's the ...... No, we have to continue to vent our fire......"

As he spoke, he undressed and went back into the house.

At the same time as entering, he also said: "The women of the Dragon Kingdom are tasteful, come here, can you find me more......

Leaving the Sifang Pavilion, Chen Xiao went to the palace again.

When he arrived outside the Nine Heavens Palace, the little eunuch pointed to the formalities and told Chen Xiao: "You have a good look, it is written: Chen Xiao, the official of the Imperial Capital of the Dragon Kingdom, is not allowed to enter the Nine Heavens Palace." Lord Chen, this time, it's all right, right? ”

Chen Xiao smiled: "The name doesn't match, it's not me." ”

Little Eunuch: "This ...... Master Chen, do you think I'm stupid, or are you stupid? Why is the name wrong, your name is not Chen Xiao? ”

"Yes, I changed my name, I changed it overnight last night, and now my name is Chen Shuaishuai, and my name is different, so it's not me ......"

Saying that, Chen Xiao ...... No, Chen Shuaishuai swaggered into the Nine Heavens Palace.

The dust in the little eunuch's hand fell: "Our family...... After all, I can't figure you out......"

So, in the next few days, Chen Xiao was still able to find a reason to go in every day.

So much so that a few days later, when he came to the Nine Heavens Hall of the Ninth Princess, Chen Xiao saw a very long handwritten oracle posted outside, and the content of the handwritten oracle was as follows:

Chen Xiao, the official of the Imperial Capital Mansion of the Dragon Kingdom on the Divine Continent, including but not limited to homophony and those with the same name and surname, are not allowed to enter for various reasons. If the text is not enough to indicate the object that is forbidden to enter, refer specifically to the portrait next to it, and the person who is drawn is not allowed to enter!

Chen Xiao was stunned, and then looked at the side, and sure enough, there was a portrait, and the painting was the same as his own.

Is it so absolute? It seems that during this period of time, in this battle with the emperor, he also forced the emperor to be anxious.

Otherwise, he would not have issued such a nuanced edict and a portrait......

The little eunuch smiled: "Lord Chen, now I see how clever you are, you can change your name, is it possible that you can also change this face?" ”

Chen Xiao was overjoyed when he heard this: "Thank you little father-in-law for your guidance." ”

The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, what is the matter?

I saw Chen Xiao leave, and after a while, he came back with a swagger, but he put on makeup on his face and painted himself in a mess.

When he got closer, he said to the little eunuch, "See clearly, it's not me on this portrait, it's not me......"

So, I went in.

The little eunuch sat on the ground, and he wanted to cry......

In the imperial study, when the emperor heard about it, he was angry and ridiculous, and said:

"After so many days of tossing, I was convinced...... That's it, let him go to the Nine Heavens Temple......"

The old eunuch nodded, and then reminded: "By the way, Your Majesty, the prince of Southern Xinjiang has been here for a few days, and you still don't plan to summon him?" ”

"See, just tomorrow, he will definitely propose to Jiu'er at that time, I will say, I will think about it, see what he Chen Xiao does!"

The Emperor smiled darkly......

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