"Third brother, remember, that eunuch is called Zhang Fei, and Lao Tzu wants to destroy his whole family!"

Zhang Bao tried his best, squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, and fainted with his head tilted after speaking......

"Second brother, rest assured! Second brother...... Second brother! Zhang Liang was talking, and suddenly saw Zhang Bao fainting, he couldn't help but be a little worried, and said in a low voice, "Second brother, it was my brother who hurt you, if it wasn't for my brother who said that, the second brother wouldn't have ......" As soon as he was halfway through speaking, Zhang Liang suddenly remembered something, glared at the yellow turban man, and scolded angrily, "Come and take a look!" ”

The man in the yellow turban hurriedly got up and stepped forward, stretched out his hand to check Zhang Bao's pulse, and after a while, replied: "General Rengong, please rest assured, General Digong has just lost too much blood, and there is no major problem, and he can be cured after a few days of rest." ”

"Hmmm! That's good, and, what you heard just now, dare to leak half a sentence, Lao Tzu wants your life! Zhang Liang glared and said coldly.

"Little ones don't dare! ……”

The man in the yellow turban hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Forgive you don't have the guts, you act quickly, and report to me at any time if you have something!" Zhang Liang casually confessed, then got up and left.

"Little obedience!"

……

Ten days later.

In a luxurious mansion in the city, Zhang Jiao lay sickly on a couch, his face was gray, his eyes were blank, his lips were purple, and his shape was like a withered tree.

Lying next to the couch, two light gauze girls gently wiped Zhang Jiao's body. If you look closely, you will find that the two girls cooperate properly, and they obviously do this kind of thing.

It can be seen that Zhang Jiao has been bedridden for not a day or two.

At this time, a man with a yellow turban walked quickly, walked to the couch, knelt on the ground and saluted, "Master Qiqi, the time has come." ”

Zhang Jiao tilted his head slightly and nodded weakly.

The two girls understood, gathered up everything on the couch, and then retreated lightly outside the house.

The man in the yellow turban raised his hand to open the wooden box in his hand, and a pill came into view, and the pill was shining with a dark metallic luster.

Seeing Dan Pill, Zhang Jiao was very excited, his face was instantly full of eagerness, and he urged in a low voice: "Quick! Present it quickly. ”

"Yes! Master! ”

The man in the yellow turban walked quickly to the side of the couch, put the wooden box aside, skillfully and slowly and carefully lifted Zhang Jiao up, and presented the wooden box to open.

Zhang Jiao stretched out his right hand, as if he had crossed thousands of mountains and rivers, tremblingly stretched out to the wooden box to take out the pill, and crossed thousands of mountains and rivers to put the pill into his mouth, the whole process was simple but long, and it took nearly half a cup of tea.

"Hmm...... 'Divine Water'......" Zhang Jiao said vaguely.

"Oh!"

The man in the yellow turban took a bowl of "divine water" out of nowhere and placed it in front of his mouth with his horns.

Zhang Jiao leaned forward slightly, and with the "divine water", he couldn't wait to send the pill into his abdomen. Miraculously, as soon as the pill entered his stomach, Zhang Jiao was like a different person, and the whole person came to life all of a sudden, regained a lot of vitality, his face was full of comfort, and his gray skin was a little ruddy.

The immortal master's "Life-Extending Pill" really has a miraculous effect!

Ha ha...... Comfortable!

Zhang Jiao's heart burst into cheers.

The so-called "Life-Extending Pill" was actually Zhang Jiao who met Fang Shi Yu Ji by chance and asked for it from Yu Ji, a total of 9981 grains.

For this "life-sustaining pill", Zhang Jiao was like a treasure, and he didn't tell anyone, not even his two younger brothers. Zhang Jiao originally planned to wait until the Taiping Dao won the world, and then take out the "Life Continuation Pill", worship Huang Tian and the immortal master, and start taking it.

At the beginning of the uprising, the Yellow Turban Army was invincible and occupied many cities. For a time, Zhang Jiao was full of spirits, rapidly swelled up, and thought that he was "destined to return" and "led by destiny", in order to show his "destiny", Zhang Jiao took out the "Life Continuation Pill" for later use, as a reward. At first, Zhang Jiao basically took one pill a month, and after each time he took it, he felt refreshed and fluttering, Zhang Jiao couldn't help but sigh, "It's really an immortal medicine, the immortal master really has the power to win the world and create things, so, with this elixir, and the immortal book, why worry about the great cause!" ’。

However, Zhang Jiao was not happy for long, and Han Ting began to counterattack, and the three-way army came out together to fully meet the main force of the Yellow Turban Army. What made Zhang Jiao very depressed was that the Yellow Turban Army, which had always been invincible, suffered defeats one after another, and the occupied cities were constantly lost. In this regard, Zhang Jiao was very puzzled, and convened all parties to discuss countermeasures many times, but what made Zhang Jiao crazy was that these mud-legged people couldn't even let out a fart except for sleeping women.

Since then, Zhang Jiao has become more and more irritable, his body has deteriorated, and he has taken pills more and more frequently. In this way, Zhang Jiao became more and more inseparable from the "Life Continuation Pill", gradually increasing from once a month to once on the 20th, once on the 10th, once on the 10th, once on the 5th, and now twice a day.

What Zhang Jiao didn't know was that the so-called "Life-Sustaining Pill" was nothing more than a poison pill containing a large number of heavy metals such as mercury, lead, and cadmium, and it was not an elixir at all. And the so-called "divine water" is just the runic water used by Zhang Jiao to deceive the rivers and lakes.

Zhang Jiao enjoyed the short-term comfort brought by the "Life-Continuation Pill" for a moment, exhaled a breath of turbidity, and said softly: "Wu Huan, go and call your two uncles." "The uncle in Zhang Jiao's mouth is actually Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang, and this yellow turban man is Zhang Jiao's disciple Wu Huan.

"Yes! Master" Wu Huan replied and withdrew.

About a stick of incense in the trade union, Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang came to the house together, and said in unison: "Big brother! ”

Zhang Jiao reclined on the couch and waved his head to signal: "Second brother, third brother, sit." ”

Zhang Liang sat down.

Zhang Bao put his hands on his hips and walked cautiously to his seat......

Zhang Jiao's forehead couldn't help but be full of black lines, and urged: "Second brother! Isn't the arrow wound healed yet? Hurry up! ”

"Big brother, I'm hurt - tossing too many times! Hurt too badly! It's too good to be slow, so you can't take a fast step yet. Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years! ”

Zhang Bao replied as a matter of course.

"Alas—it's good that the third brother is happy." Zhang Jiao sighed helplessly.

When Zhang Bao finally leaned sideways and gently "sit" on the seat, Zhang Jiao said: "Second brother, third brother, the Han army outside the city is increasing unabated, and there is no intention of retreating, which is quite difficult, you two must not take it lightly, don't indulge in women's bellies all day long, you know?" ”

"Big brother, I can't climb a woman's belly like this, right?" Zhang Bao glanced at Zhang Liang, then pointed to his buttocks, and continued, "This injury is not healed yet, I just want to, and my ass doesn't agree." ”

Zhang Liang glanced at Zhang Bao: "Second brother, you are not looking for a woman, but you are drunk every day, it is better to find a woman!" ”

"That's better than lying on a woman's belly every day and not being able to get up! You tell me? Eldest brother. Zhang Bao's eyes widened and he argued.

Zhang Jiao glared at Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao, coughed violently a few times, and scolded: "Enough!" Give Lao Tzu a snack, when is it now! ”

Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang saw that Zhang Jiao was really angry, and they bowed their heads and remained silent, waiting for Zhang Jiao's lecture......