Chapter 142: They're all scum

"Thank you so much today, I had a great time, I want to take this kite as a souvenir, can I?"

A thirteen-year-old girl, in the prime of her life, should still be in junior high school in the future! They are coquettish in the arms of their parents, enjoying the love of their parents, classmates and friends playing with each other, crying and laughing, is their original face, compared with the two, she is indeed very mature, and her strong vanity is almost the same.

"Do you not want to marry Yelu Hongji, I have a way for you to hide, it depends on whether you want to or not."

Xiao Guanyin asked as if grasping the last straw to save his life: "Tell me quickly, what can you do, if he is not the prince, I will definitely try to kill him, he is the prince and my father will definitely not allow me to do that, if you help me solve this big problem, you will have the opportunity to come to Dadu in the future, I will definitely make you feel at home." ”

Lu Zifei said: "It's very simple! If you don't go back this time, you won't have to marry Yeluhongki. ”

"You big liar, I thought you could do anything good? It turned out that you were playing me, you all bullied me, since I knew what my aunt meant, I hated myself, why was I born in the Xiao family, few queens of the Xiao family died well, I hope I can be like the horses on the grassland, run freely, like the eagles on the grassland, and soar freely.

I remember when I was a child, I really wanted to ride on a tall horse like my father, my father was annoyed by me, I don't know where to find a pony, it is so cute, she used to play with me, now I play with it, my father told me that it is old, but I want it to always accompany me, when I am sad, it knows my heart best. ”

Lu Zifei said: "You have to really resist this marriage, don't think about convincing your father, his words played an indecisive role, and the biggest voice is in the hands of Yelu Zongzhen, you now think about what he dislikes the most." ”

Xiao Guanyin said: "He doesn't like my aunt, he dislikes my aunt, the Empress Dowager Fatian, and killed my other aunt, the Empress Dowager Qi Tian, that is, his adoptive mother, Brother Xiao Bodhisattva." ”

Lu Zifei said: "Then you will be close to your aunt, and if you have nothing to do, you will go into the palace to chat with her, have you heard of the witch Gu disaster that happened during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty?" What an emperor is most afraid of is this kind of thing, if you show it to make him have the intention of sending you to the frontier, you can leave openly, with your father's strength, there is no problem at all in wanting to ensure that you are thorough. ”

"Then what should I do if Yelu Hongji still pesters me, after all, he is the prince, and his identity is there, and my father can't refuse his will."

Lu Zifei said: "Doesn't your emperor still have a younger brother? He must have a son! ”

Xiao Guanyin sat on the ground and propped his head with his hands and said, "You are talking about Yelu Chongyuan, the emperor's younger brother and the generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses!" His son's name is Yelu Nerugu, he is very withdrawn, he doesn't play with us when we meet, his martial arts are very good, and he also likes the art of war of your southerners, which is a hundred times stronger than Yelu Hongji. ”

Lu Zifei said: "That's just right, if you have the opportunity to see the two of them meet, you should be closer to Yelu Nerugu, such as shushing the cold and asking for warmth, pouring him wine and tea, you must arouse Yelu Hongji's jealousy, it is best to make him believe that you are already together, it is easy to fish in troubled waters, you are the weakest, you can only survive in the cracks." ”

"Do you have all the intrigues and bad water in your belly? But what you just said is good, I didn't think that if I really did that, there is a high possibility that Yelu Hongji will go crazy, and his possessiveness is too strong. ”

Lu Zifei pinched her nose and said, "Look, the problem is solved, isn't the mood much better, don't think about it, go back to dinner!" Someone will come to us later. ”

"There is a difference between men and women, what do you want to do with your hands and feet, I will go to the county government to sue you for indecent acts."

"Little girl, it's as flat as the airport, except for Yelu Hongji's second egg, who will be interested in you."

The sound of chases and maiden screams in the night adds a lot of life to the silent night sky.

Running for a while is a big burden on his body that has not yet recovered, Banxia soaked Lu Zifei's feet while chattering that he didn't care for his body, and he had made up for so long before he finished running this afternoon, Lu Zifei didn't refute it, there was a sharp pain in his waist, turning three hundred and sixty degrees to the left, turning one hundred and eighty degrees to the right, painful and happy, she knew whose hand it was, there was suffering!

"Why are you alone in the empty room tonight, and don't go to your little sister's room for a spring breeze, and you are not moved at all by the little face I see pitiful? The important thing is that she is still young, and many dignitaries and sons in the capital like this Tao! ”

Lu Zifei defended: "I'm not a beast, she's only thirteen years old!" You see you think of that, the little girl is in a bad mood, I will accompany her to be happy, you eat her vinegar, do you think she can compare with you? Yours is Mount Tai, hers is a small mound, you have the posture of closing the moon and shy flowers, sinking fish and geese, what about her? The fluff didn't retreat. ”

Master Li let go of his hand and said to Banxia, "Banxia, did you hear that?" Your son-in-law is very good at paying lip service, you must not look for such a thing in the future, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, and those scum are all the same raccoon dogs, not a good thing. ”

Banxia said: "Childe is not that kind of person, he just likes to make some jokes, and he respects us very much. ”

"I really don't know what kind of ecstasy soup he poured into you, so that you blindly believe that he is a good person."

Banxia said seriously: "Childe gave us life and gave us the dignity to live, why don't we believe him, life is his non-existence, don't believe it!" I think they think the same thing as me. ”

Lu Zifei kicked her with his foot and said, "What does it mean that my life is mine, do you want me to say it ten thousand times?" Live well for yourself, because that life was the most difficult time in your life, and now? Say goodbye to the past and look forward to the future. ”

Banxia looked at him and said: "Childe is a scholar, what he said is too profound for me to understand, you chat with the teacher, I will prepare tea for you, Lao Xu asked me to tell you, tomorrow I will plant vegetables, let you guide them." ”

"What a day of grievances that my master has lived! Whoever wants to command will command, the good thing is that I have a good mentality, otherwise you will all let me kill and kill, sell and sell, I am a brick of the people, where you need to move, you call me tomorrow morning, we will go together. ”

Banxia left, and Master Li pinched his ears and said, "Little bastard, what did you do with your mouth just now, do you want to die?" ”

Lu Zifei said: "Then you really wronged me, didn't you say that I worked hard all over my body?" But our personal experience tells me that you are more powerful at your mouth, right, I'm not lying! ”

"You still say, you still say, I tore your mouth and forget it, you still won't let me live?" When a man fights with a woman, he can win, and in the end, it is not the woman who sits in the man's arms.

"It's really fragrant, is it true that the more beautiful the person, the more fragrant the smell will be?"

Master Li sighed and said: "You are the nemesis of my life, you are a more terrible demon than the Pu Wangfu and the Shi family, I will carry you to eat to death, I have seen those who are richer and more talented than you, and finally fell into your hands." ”

Lu Zifei hugged nephrite in his arms, put his hand in a place that others couldn't see, and said: "Gentle Township is the most corrupting thing in the world that can corrode a person's willpower, I wonder if those monks and Taoist priests will break the precepts in this situation." ”

"Talk to the door, okay, the monks are pure, that's as dirty as you think, my godfather asked me to supervise your homework, you let go of me, read the book, I'll help you grind."

Lu Zifei smiled bitterly: "Why don't you come if he lets you come?" I really don't know what his old man thinks, he has a child and dislikes you? ”

Master Li said: "I don't want to fight with you, what books have you been reading recently." ”

Ouyang Xiu ran into Banxia on the way to come and asked, "Your son-in-law will be here." ”

Banxia said: "Here, I'm chatting with Miss Li, I'll help you go in and let you know." ”

Ouyang Xiu entered the room and found him reading, holding a small stick in his hand, scribbling there, Master Li poured him a cup of tea and went out, Ouyang Xiu said, "What are you pretending to do in front of me?" ”

Lu Zifei said: "What does Mr. mean by this, the student is studying hard to prepare for the top exam in two years." ”

Ouyang Xiu thought to himself that you and a beautiful woman in the room said that who would believe reading a book, and the red sleeves and incense were also believed by those who had not read a book, he said: "Young people must abstain from sexuality, and everything must have a degree, you give me a thorough understanding now, are you sure about this Song Liao negotiation?" ”

Lu Zifei said: "Negotiation is nothing more than to see who has enough confidence and whose strength is strong on both sides, didn't Mr. see this truth clearly?" ”

Ouyang Xiu said: "Whoever can't see clearly in the whole dynasty just doesn't want to take risks. ”

"Then what else do you say, the ending is already doomed, and if you fall behind, you will be beaten, this is dead reason."

Ouyang Xiu said: "I came to you to let you find a way to minimize the loss of our Great Song Dynasty, otherwise this kind of good thing can fall on your head, Zhang Tangqing knows, the champion of the Heavenly Sage year, is now doing miscellaneous work in the mission?" You are in the midst of blessings and do not know blessings, and there are a lot of cool words a day. ”

Lu Zifei said: "Don't be impatient, negotiation is another battlefield, here is not only the competition, but also luck, external influences, and of course, psychology, I am waiting for something, a thing that brings them disasters and brings us strength." ”

Ouyang Xiu looked at him suspiciously and said, "How do I feel that what you said is a lie, there is no way for me to let the emperor revoke your title of deputy envoy, you have not yet entered the court, it has no effect on you." ”

"I'm telling a lie, what are you doing sitting here, go find someone who tells the truth!"

"Do you know who you're talking to?"

Lu Zifei touched his nose and said, "Sir, believe me, after that thing comes out, they are all scum, and they want more scum." ”