The old Taoist priest brushed his sleeves, and then a few Taoist priests came over and invited people unceremoniously, and his tone was a little unkind, not like a monk.

"A girl's family, how can the Taoist law let you talk nonsense and leave quickly. ”

A Taoist priest with a Taoist bun and a white-collared robe, but with a meaty face, waved to Hatsune.

In front of so many people, Hatsune's face was slightly pale.

She originally thought it was fun, and just now she thought that the old way fortune telling was really capable, but when she saw that the other party's drawing talisman was full of loopholes, she couldn't help but say it, and felt a little embarrassed.

After all, it is a girl's temperament, which is relatively weak, but she is a little lively in front of Master Jiang Xiaobai, so she is a little condensed for a while.

Some grievances, some anger, but they were sick and painful before, and they were used to being quiet, and they couldn't afford to argue.

Hatsune couldn't help but look at Master Jiang Xiaobai, but saw that Jiang Xiaobai didn't say anything, just looked at this side with a light face.

However, at this time, the scene became lively, and whether it was pilgrims or spectators, they all doubted the ability of this old Taoist priest.

Although I don't understand the ghost drawing talisman of Taoism, what the girl said just now is obviously right, and even the old Taoist priest should respond

As long as they are not too stupid, they all feel that there is a problem, and most of the pilgrims who are ready to line up for fortune telling for a while are scattered.

When the old Taoist priest saw it, his face was dark and gloomy, and he wanted to squeeze out the water, how could he have the temperament of a "master".

"Wang"

Rhubarb rushed out from Jiang Xiaobai's side, grinning at a few Taoist priests, with a fierce anger that caught whoever bit whom.

Several Taoist priests and Rhubarb froze.

At this point, the crowd dispersed.

Several monks walked over from the crowd.

"Amitabha, Lord Li Guan, how can you treat believers like this, it's really a sin, a sin. ”

The fat monk in the robe, shouting the Buddha's name, looked at the old Taoist priest with a solemn face, but the corners of his eyes hid a joke that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

It's just that the fat monk's Buddha name sounds like reading words, and it is ugly and tight, how can there be a little Zen.

"Wisdom presides over things that are really lenient, wouldn't it be better to eat wine and drink meat while reciting your scriptures. ”

The old Taoist priest looked gloomy, laughed angrily, and sneered at each other.

He Qinglongguan and Yunshan Temple are a temple and a temple in Sanshui County, Sanshui County is so big, the two families are mortal enemies, and it is commonplace to tear down each other, rob the Dharma, and fight for believers.

It can be seen from the fact that the Lantern Festival prayers and rituals are crowded in one square.

"Amitabha, as a Taoist master, how could Li Guan say such a foolish thing. The monks of my Yunshan Temple chant and chant Zen day and night, how can there be any wine and meat. However, Li Guanzhu was not good at learning and art, and was exposed by the believers, so he was annoyed and angry. ”

The fat monk who was called Huixing presided over shouted that he was wronged, but he did not forget to crack down on the Qinglongguan game.

Their temple arranged passers-by here, so they immediately knew about the joke of their rival and rushed over from the side.

This temple has pinched each other to such an extent that if people know about it, they will definitely be particularly speechless.

"Donor, this Qinglongguan is not good at learning the Tao and is still annoyed and angry with others, go to my Yunshan Temple to ask for fate and pray for blessings. ”

The fat host said to Hatsune, laughing like Maitreya Buddha and starting to "solicit customers".

At this time, Jiang Xiaobai had already walked over while they were talking, and held the little girl in his arms.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I Yunshan Temple today for the people to pray for the blessing and solve doubts, the Dharma field is next to it, the donors can go to see the excitement, the monks in the temple are Zen, have the ability of the monks. ”

The fat host clasped his hands again, and in this Qinglongguan field, he openly attracted the believers.

This looks like a blatant pimp.

And the Taoist morale of Qinglongguan almost rolled up his sleeves to beat people, and it is estimated that if there is no one else around, he will fight.

A few minutes later, Jiang Xiaobai and Hatsune were dragged to the Yunshan Temple Dharma Field by the fat host "Mouth Can Lotus", and there were many fewer people in the Qinglongguan Dharma Field.

As a "typical representative" of the believers from the Qinglongguan, the fat host shouted the Buddha name in his mouth, saying that he wanted to make a good relationship and so on, and he refused Hatsune's bad words and was pulled over.

Jiang Xiaobai knew in his heart that a fat monk had a lot of thoughts in his stomach, but he didn't break it.

Hongchen looks at the appearance, the flowers and thoughts between the monks and Taoists in this world, you fight with me, he should be a lively look, just like the night when he and the old Taoist soul wandered.

"Brother, you see those monk brothers are so powerful!"

The Dharma field of Yunshan Temple is very exaggerated, there are monks splitting bricks, performing iron cloth shirts and the like, and there are many spectators who watch the excitement and make a cry.

When the little girl saw it, she also felt powerful and screamed.

"Haha, our monks in Yunshan Temple chant and practice day and night, naturally there is kung fu, and the donors can test it. This donor, do you want to go up and try it? ”

The fat host is very good at things, and he said something to the pilgrim who just came over, and after speaking, he smiled at Jiang Xiaobai who was close to him.

It can only be said that the fat host is very good at "doing performances", and if he wants to make the pilgrims believe that the monks in the temple will do real kung fu, he will take the opportunity to find someone to go up and test.

This practice is very common in secular temples, and a group of monks have become prostitutes.

"Brother, it's fun!"

The little girl took the lead in clapping her hands and coaxing, only knowing how to play.

"Do you really want me to go?"

However, Jiang Xiaobai heard it, the corners of his mouth curved slightly, and he glanced at the fat host.

"Huiming, take the benefactor to test the practice of the monks in our temple. ”

The fat host was confident, and called someone to take Jiang Xiaobai to the field.

The yellow-robed monk named Huiming said a few words to one of the monks who was performing hard qigong, and then gave Jiang Xiaobai a wooden stick.

The crowd of onlookers stared at the excitement.

The little girl also shouted "Come on, brother", which was fun.

"Come on, just hit me, this stick will tickle me like a branch!"

The monk glanced at Jiang Xiaobai with a slight ruffian, with a bit of a playful temperament, even if he was wearing a monk's robe!

Jiang Xiaobai also smelled a faint smell of wine from the other party.

Another wine and meat monk.

Jiang Xiaobai smiled at him, and swung a stick on his back.

A miserable snort.

The monk who could split bricks with his hands, break bricks with his head, and resist wooden sticks just now turned his eyes outward, and he foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground instantly.

"....."

"I'll go..."

The visitors outside were instantly dumbfounded.

"This ..... What the hell, wasn't that monk very powerful just now, and that little brother didn't see how much strength he used, why did he foam at the mouth of the hammer. ”

The pilgrims looked confused and confused.

"What's going on?"

Just now, the fat host was still trying to make the pilgrims believe in the "real kung fu" of the temple monks, but an unexpected situation happened in a blink of an eye.

As soon as he came up, he glared at the yellow-robed monk named Huiming, and he was angry, and turned his attention to the wooden stick in Jiang Xiaobai's hand.

Monk Huiming's face was weak, he took the wooden stick from Jiang Xiaobai's hand, and pressed his two arms outward.

And the stick was broken!

The inside is not solid.

"No problem!"

Hui Ming hurriedly explained without thinking.

However, his sentence "no problem" has caused a big problem.

saw his hurried action, and broke the game in an instant.

The visitors from the outside still didn't understand, and there was an instant of boos and scolding, which turned out to be fake.

Even the wooden stick is fake, and you can know something else.

In an instant, the Dharma field of Yunshan Temple was drowned out by the sound of scolding.

The monks led by the fat host were provoked and beaten, so they were not embarrassed.

On the other side, Jiang Xiaobai took the little girl and left quietly.

On the square, a Taoist priest and a monk court became infamous.

set off the fake operator, hammered the art monk, and only blamed a pair of masters and apprentices who watched the excitement, especially the wrongs of Yunshan Temple.

(The second more is delivered, hammer you to death hammer you to death.) ）