Chapter 147: The court routine is deep

Following the flow of people, Li Zexuan entered the Taiji Hall.

The first time he went to court, he didn't know where he should stand, but adhering to the principle of not being a head bird, he quietly mixed at the back of the generals' ranks, where there happened to be a big pillar.

After the ministers gave Li Er a salute, the deacon eunuch announced that "there is something to start, nothing to retreat from the court", and the early dynasty officially began.

The first to stand up was Fang Xuanling, the old Fang Wen said a lot, Li Zexuan listened for a long time before he heard a general idea, roughly meaning that the people of some states and counties far away from Chang'an, such as Jinzhou, Bazhou, Chenzhou, Luozhou, etc., heard that a better plough appeared near Chang'an, and they gathered in the local county government to petition, asking the imperial court to also allocate a part of the quyuan plough to them.

With a wave of his hand, Li Er ordered the Ministry of Industry to increase production and promote the Quyuan plough to the whole country.

Li Zexuan was a little drowsy after listening to it for a while, he really got up too early in the morning.

He peeked around with his eyes, and saw that no one noticed this, so he leaned against the big red pillar behind him and took a nap, and at the same time he couldn't help but be glad that he had chosen a good position, which felt like when he used to listen to lectures in college, he always sat at the back, and the teacher would not notice him.

I have to say that Li Zexuan's action is quite confusing, he leaned against the pillar, hugged Chao Wat, hunched his back, squinted his eyes and slept soundly, he looked really no different from other ministers from a distance, and after a while he fell asleep.

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Li Zexuan had a strange dream, dreaming that he was back in college, back in class, and on the podium was still the beautiful high math teacher who had taught him, talking about Li Zexuan's most troublesome Taylor series.

Strangely, his girlfriend was sitting next to him, knowing that his girlfriend and he were not from the same school. Li Zexuan in the dream did not question this, he took his girlfriend's hand, lay on the table and whispered to his girlfriend, chatting and chatting about kissing in class.

"Li Zexuan! You give me up and expand this function into a Taylor series! ”

The high math teacher slapped the table at this time and yelled at Li Zexuan.

Li Zexuan was suddenly awakened by a thrill.

"Lord Li, Lord Li, His Majesty called you, wake up quickly, and by the way, let go of your hands!"

When Li Zexuan opened his eyes, he saw a military attache next to him who was full of pimples and wearing a green coat while whispering that he was waking up, as if he was "dragging" his hand?

Li Zexuan was shocked, looked down, it turned out that the hand of his girlfriend who he grabbed in his dream turned out to be this person's dog paw, no wonder the hand felt wrong, he felt a chill in his heart, and hurriedly threw away the hand of the military attaché, and took two steps back with a frightened face.

At this time, Li Er's slightly angry voice came from above the main hall: "Lord Lantian? Why don't you answer when I ask you? ”

The ministers in the palace all looked at this side, and Li Zexuan secretly said in his heart that it was not good, Lao Li was going to mess with him!

Li Zexuan walked forward, while secretly thinking about countermeasures, and after a while, he came to the front of the ministers and bowed to Li Er:

"Back to Your Majesty, as soon as the minister listened to His Majesty's hadith, he felt as if he was bathed in holy light, and his mind could not help but think of the rising red sun, and its path was great; The river flows out of the subterranean flow, and the magnificent scene of the ocean is poured out. What His Majesty said, every word is beautiful, every sentence contains the truth of the avenue of heaven and earth, the minister meditated for a while, and some wandered outside the world, so I didn't hear what His Majesty just said, the minister is guilty, please punish Your Majesty! ”

Cheng Yanjin's eyes widened, looking at Li Zexuan like a monster, and secretly said in his heart: Good boy, you are so thick-skinned, you are about to catch up with my old Cheng.

Qin Qiong turned her face away and pretended not to know this shameless junior.

Li Chengqian, who was standing at the bottom of Li Er, glanced at his good brother with a smile, it was the first time he had seen Li Zexuan so shameless.

The Wenchen next to him was surprised, but more indignant, the literati are heavy-minded, Li Zexuan, as a baron of the Tang Dynasty, actually slapped Li Er's ass so fruitfully to cover up his guilt, it is too shameless, it can be called a traitor and a courtier!

Li Er's face darkened, just now Li Zexuan and the military attaché's small movements, he sat above and saw it clearly, he didn't expect Li Zexuan to come up and talk nonsense with his eyes open, full of nonsense, and he can also say that the thing of sleeping in the court is so fresh and refined, it is reasonable, I am afraid that this stinky boy is the only one in the entire Tang Dynasty, right?

"Shut up!"

Li Er patted the dragon case with some annoyance, he pointed at Li Zexuan with his finger, and he was furious for a while, but he didn't know how to reprimand Li Zexuan.

Li Er took a few deep breaths, calmed down his emotions, and then said again: "I just said, Lan Tianjue, you didn't obey the call yesterday, what should you be guilty of?" ”

Qin Qiong had already told him about this, Li Zexuan already had a bottom in his heart, and Li Er was probably deliberately scaring him now.

Li Zexuan pretended to be frightened, bowed down and said: "Back to Your Majesty, the ministers are not more serious, they don't know the severity, they are confused for a while, and they make a big mistake, the ministers are guilty, please Your Majesty to surrender!" ”

Well, I'm only fourteen years old, I'm young, I'm not sensible, you're a dignified emperor, you can't care about me as a child, right? Besides, why did I resist the decree, the reason for this, I'm afraid that Lao Li, you know better than anyone else, right?

Li Zexuan thought to himself in his heart. That's the advantage of being young.

Li Er was choked by Li Zexuan, and he was knighted at the age of fourteen, which is really rare, after so many things, Li Er almost forgot Li Zexuan's real age.

"The matter of resisting the decree has a reason, and I can ignore it for the time being."

Li Zexuan hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Hong En!" ”

Li Er said angrily: "Don't be in a hurry to thank you, I haven't finished speaking, I heard a few days ago that you made a fairy drunk and gentle township, as well as braised pork, braised lion's head and other dishes." ”

When Li Er said this, some ministers in the hall couldn't help but swallow their saliva, obviously these people had eaten the new dishes of the Drunken Immortal Mansion and drank the new wine of the Drunken Immortal Building.

When Li Er mentioned this, although his mouth was also a little greedy, he still continued to say with a serious face:

"As a baron of a country, you don't do your job, and you spend all day studying these things to eat and drink, and what kind of system you have become. A few days ago, Liu Qingshan, a doctor of Guozi supervisor, said goodbye to his hometown, I originally planned to let Xu Hongzhi go to teach as an agent, but Mr. Xu wrote a book, claiming that your arithmetic ability was above him, and recommended you to take up the post to teach. ”

Li Zexuan was immediately dumbfounded, and asked him to teach a group of squishy little boys, isn't this a cheat? How can this meow be comfortable at home as an otaku hugging a goddess! Lao Li can't see him idle!

"Eh, Your Majesty, the ministers are not knowledgeable, I'm afraid they can't take on this heavy responsibility!"

Li Zexuan protested weakly.

Li Er waved his sleeves and said with a decisive word: "Don't talk nonsense, I let you go, you will go, do you still want to resist the decree?" ”

After saying that, he stared at Li Zexuan with a fierce look in his eyes.

Li Zexuan felt Li Er's deep malice and full of threats, and secretly scolded Li Er for not talking about human rights and democracy, and "forcing the good to become a prostitute".

"Minister, obey!"

Well, his arms can't twist his thighs, Li Zexuan can only admit it.

Li Er nodded with satisfaction, looked at the Wenchen queue, and said: "Kong sacrifice wine, Li Zexuan will be in the Guozijian in the future, and you will supervise it, if this son is lazy and lazy, late and early to leave, you will inform Yu Zhen, and I will clean him up!" ”

An elegant white-haired old minister walked out and bowed down and said, "The old minister obeys the order." ”

Li Zexuan secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, Lao Li didn't say anything about sending him a job, he even sent a supervisor, the court routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, I really can't live this day!

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After the class reunion is over, it's a little melancholy, things are people, everyone has changed, and I'm still the same. I feel so melancholy!!

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