Ten Xu Da's gun, eight sticks
Xu Da!
The pawn of the horse of the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Chongba's good friend.
Regardless of the official history or the wild history, film and television dramas or storytelling. Where there is a heavy eight, there is Xu Da, and the two are friends in the corner. It is a friendship in Taoyuan, and the brothers are on the battlefield, fighting in the south and the north.
Throwing his head and spilling blood for his brother, he will die all over the world. Assisted his brother in establishing the Ming Dynasty, and he himself was named the king of the opposite sex of the Ming Dynasty from a cloth cloth.
This is a beautiful story for the ages, a good story for generations.
It's just that the ending is a little flawed, and the legend says that he died from a steamed goose.
Such a person should be a glorious and majestic man, how can he look like this?
A large round face, big eyes, and a small dimple under the corner of the mouth. Laughing three points of heroism and seven points of shrewdness, five short figures, but extremely strong limbs. Close and easy-going, just like the big brother in the neighborhood.
It's not bad to look like this, it's just that it's not the same as the imaginary Ming God of War!
Seeing that Zhu Wu was a little stunned, Xu Da smiled and said, "Brother Zhu, what are you doing in a daze, follow me into the house!" ”
Zhu Wu came back to his senses and said with a smile, "My brother calls me Xiao Wu!" ”
followed Xu Da into the house, and suddenly a rich smell of meat came to his face. On the stove, the big iron pot was gurgling and steaming, and just smelling the smell knew that it was much stronger than Zhu Wu's craftsmanship.
Zhu Chongba's nose twitched a few times, nodded with satisfaction, and then laughed, "You kid will be happy, you have stewed such a big pot of meat alone, you are not afraid to hold on!" ”
"I'm not eating alone!" Xu Da smiled and asked the two of them to sit down, and said, "Brother Chong won't come today, I will go to the temple tomorrow to find you, this dog meat will be stewed overnight, and it will be fragrant!" ”
After speaking, he lifted the lid of the pot, and the fragrance was fragrant. Zhu Chongba and Zhu Wuqi swallowed a mouthful of saliva in unison.
"Is it cooked?" Zhu Chongba said urgently.
"You can eat it too, but it's a little less hot!" Xu Da pricked the pot with chopsticks, picked out a large piece, and said with a smile, "If you can't wait, you can eat it first!" ”
"Special mother, these days in the temple, the green vegetables and tofu in the sky, the insects are hungry and thin!" Zhu Chongba didn't care if it was hot or not, he grabbed it and gnawed it, so he said to Zhu Wu, "Little Wu, eat quickly!" ”
Zhu Wu was also not polite, took out a piece from the pot and started directly. Incense, the fragrance of Zhente Niang. Even if your mouth is about to burn, you can't stop taking one bite after another.
Seeing Xu Da on the side, looking at it with a smile, Zhu Wu was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile, "Brother Xu Da, why don't you eat!" ”
"I'm waiting for Gou Bao'er, that piece of meat is not easy to rot, so it will be stewed for a while!" As he spoke, he smiled and said, "Great supplement! ”
Zhu Chongba buried his head in eating meat and said with a smile, "You don't even have a mother-in-law, what do you want to make up?" Be careful to put a hole in the top of the kang mat! ”
Xu Da was not annoyed, and said, "If you don't have a mother-in-law, you can't make it up, I want to make it up in advance, and I will consolidate the foundation of Peiyuan!" ”
Zhu Chongba finished eating a piece of meat, fished another piece, and asked, "Didn't my sister-in-law help you see a woman a few days ago, why didn't she move?" (In the future, I will use it uniformly, otherwise it will look too messy.) )
Zhu Da smiled, "No, it doesn't look good!" ”
Zhu Chongba raised his head and scolded with a smile, "Marrying a wife and marrying a virtuous person, your bare face is so useful!" Sister Yao is good-looking, do you dare to marry? ”
"That's not what I meant!" Xu Da continued, "Brother Chong, don't you see, the female ground is not as high as the cylinder when she stands, but it is wider than the cylinder horizontally. ”
Burst!
Zhu Wu choked.
These two brothers are a legendary emperor and a famous general through the ages. When I met, I drank and talked nonsense with my buddies in later generations, and the more I talked, the more meat I had.
However, the more this happens, the more it proves that the relationship between the two brothers is good. Zhu Wu was secretly envious, when would the heavy starling be able to talk to him like this, and his thighs would be stable.
Zhu Chongba hehe, "Then tell me, what are you looking for?" ”
"I see that your sister-in-law's sister-in-law is very good, she has to look good and have a figure." Xu Da laughed, his whole eyes shining.
"You kid wants to be my brother-in-law!" Zhu Chongba scolded with a smile.
"It's kiss on kiss!"
Xu Da took out a gourd, shook it twice, and said with a smile, "Drink?" ”
Zhu Chongba waved his hand, "No, I have to go back to the temple in a while, it's amazing to have the smell of wine!" You and Little Five drink! ”
Zhu Wu wanted to excuse himself, but Xu Da had already filled it up for him. In his previous life, he was not a person who drank well, and he was a little dumbfounded when he saw a bowl full of liquor.
"Little Five Brothers." Xu Da held the wine bowl and said with a smile, "Let's see you two heads back, let's go one!" ”
The amount of wine can not be good, but it can't be a bear, Zhu Wu held the wine bowl and said loudly, "This cup is for Brother Xu Da, I did it!" ”
"No! That's all there is to it, and if you dry it up, you won't have it. Besides, this is freshly burned sorghum wine, which is very strong! Xu Da smiled and said to Zhu Chongba, "Brother Chongba, this little fifth brother is a real person!" ”
"Not only is it real, it's also a rectum!" Zhu Chongba laughed, and then talked about how to get acquainted with Zhu Wu, such as speculation in chatting. Including Zhu Wu, he didn't have anything to eat, so he brought him dry food, and told Xu Da about 1510.
The more Xu Da listened, the more curious he became, and laughed, "With this refreshing temperament, I will be drunk today!" ”
Zhu Wu was also happy, leaned on Zhu Chongba, and befriended Xu Da, a little person in later generations, and even called these two brothers, and he didn't come to this ghost world in vain.
………
The two of them have a sip of wine and a mouthful of meat, and you come and go. After Zhu Chongba was full, he watched with a smile, just like a brother looking at his younger brother.
The amount of wine is shallow, and after half a bowl, Zhu Wu's brain is a little confused, and he speaks casually.
"Brother Xu Da, your body is too strong, your arms are thicker than my waist." Zhu Wu pinched Xu Da's arm with his guts, it was so hard.
Xu Da said with a smile, "I've been practicing martial arts since I was a child. ”
Zhu Chongba said with a smile, "Tiande practices big guns, getting on the horse to charge into battle, and dismounting and foot fighting are all first-class kung fu!" ”
Zhu Wuqi said, "But the Northern Song Dynasty Yang family gun? ”
"That's made up in a script!" Xu Da said with a smile, "But the marksmanship I practiced does have something to do with Da Song." The ancestor of my family said that the marksmanship of my family was passed down from the famous general of the Great Song Dynasty, Han Shizhong. At the end of the Great Song Dynasty, Han Shizhong broke the golden vulture technique in Huang Tiandang, with a big gun, and picked up sixteen generals of the opponent in a row! ”
"Good!" I don't know if it's because of the upsurge of alcohol, or if I remembered to say Yue Quanchuan, Zhu Wu actually said, "Brother Xu Da, can you dance a few times and let the little brother see and understand." ”
After saying that, he regretted it. This is Xu Da in front of him, not a style of performing arts on the street.
Who knows, Xu Da smiled heartily, "Zhong, I'll let you open your eyes today!" ”
After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and walked outside the door, and hooked his right foot on the wall of the door at random. Bang, a two-meter-long gun is already in his hand.
Zhu Wu was afraid that he couldn't see clearly when it was dark, so he hurried to the door in two steps, lying on the door frame and staring intently.
The spear is two meters long and as thick as a baby's arm. The whole body is straight, like a tree, and the tip of the gun is silver and shiny, like cold stars in the night.
With a gun in hand, Xu Da's momentum was also different from just now, the smile on his face faded, and the murderous aura emerged. Although the figure is not tall, you can go there to stop, like thousands of troops and horses, such as Yue Linyuan.
"Up!"
Xu Da shouted, his lower body was tied to the horse's step, and the gun was held in both hands, and the wounded body of the big gun was on the right hip.
"Kill!"
There was another shout, and I saw that Xu Da's upper body was not moving, and his lower body was also steady. It's just that the waist is forced, and the big gun in his hand is alive, and the white snake spits out the letter, and in the blink of an eye, dozens of shots are stabbed.
Zhu Wu was relaxed and happy, and was about to applaud.
Xu Da suddenly took two steps forward, and the big gun in his hand changed from fast to slow, but his strength became stronger and stronger. Empty! Empty! Every time you stab, there will be a sound of breaking the sky.
As if he was still disgusted with the lack of strength, Xu Da's legs sank into the mud. Airplanes! The whole big gun, the body of the gun shook, and one shot turned into several shots.
But there's more to come. This shot seems to be too forceful, and the gun is old. However, between the stars and the stars, Xu Da suddenly drew his gun and turned around.
"Back to the pistol!"
"Good!" Zhu Wu clapped his hands and shouted, "Brother Xu Da, good kung fu!" After all, he is a person who has been a soldier, although he is not an expert, but Xu Da's few times are far from being comparable to those fancy shelfs in later generations. At first glance, it is the real kung fu honed by a knife and a shot on the battle array.
Xu Da put away the gun, his face was not red or panting, and he laughed and said, "This is nothing, if you want to say that it is powerful, you have to talk about the Taizu stick method of the starling brother!" ”
"Taizu?" Zhu Wu's head didn't turn around, "Shaolin Temple's kung fu?" ”
Xu Da put the big gun away, "What Shaolin Temple?" Wudang Mountain, which is also a special mother! The Taizu stick method of the heavy starling brother is the founding emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, the military stick method of the Song Taizu. Song Taizu has been fighting horses all his life, relying on an eyebrow-raising copper stick in his hand, charging into battle and being invincible, going down with a stick, let alone a person. Even if it is an armored abductor horse of Liao, it can be smashed down! ”
Zhu Wu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he turned his head and smiled, "Brother Chong ........."