Chapter 158: Surgery is OK
Zeng Gongliang is no different from the ants on the hot pot now, he keeps sighing, walking back and forth, and after the first half of the incense, he has to go out to ask if there is any news from the people outside the door, seeing the guard shaking his head, he is becoming more and more impatient, and said to the captain of the Luoyang garrison: "Send five hundred people to find me, even if you dig up Longmen Mountain, you will also find people for me, a big living person can run there, live to see people, dead to see corpses." ”
On the contrary, Shao Yong, who received the news, was very calm, unless he encountered an assassination like last time, otherwise there should be nothing to do, and he had the heart to cook and eat by himself, and wrote an inscription at the feet of the Buddha, and he couldn't help but hide in that corner and didn't let you find it, this time he didn't dare to start a hexagram, he was afraid that his little heart would not be able to stand it, and he would not be able to live the next year if he came to the last hexagram a few more times.
He replied lightly, "I know" and sent away the person who came to report the news, and the person who reported the news was also a monk of Zhanger, how could Mr. Shao feel that he didn't care about his disciple!
The garrison finally found the hero after climbing over countless mountains.,Sitting there like a Taoist priest meditating.,Eyes closed.,If it weren't for the guards still guarding the side.,The garrison thought he had ascended? Out of the body, he traveled all over the world, leaving only a skin bag here, and one of the guards stretched out his finger and made a shushing gesture on his mouth.
"My son-in-law is fine, that's it anyway, and I'm still angry, what are you going to do."
The captain of the garrison wants to strangle these people, a few madmen, hundreds of us have been looking for several hours in this mountain, you are good, you are angry or let your subordinates go back and tell Lord Zeng that they have found it.
After waiting for an hour, there was still no movement, and the captain went up and tried his breath, and there was, so why didn't he wake up? It won't be crazy! Suddenly, a pair of bright eyes appeared in his field of vision, and he was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and Lu Zifei said, "Who is this person!" Why do you look at people like this, a big man looks at your daughter-in-law is almost the same, you won't be a brokeback mountain! Then I'll ignore you a little farther away. ”
The guard cautiously asked, "Childe, are you okay?" Is there anything uncomfortable in the body? ”
Lu Zifei said: "You three are sick!" Why are you looking at me with such eyes, your son-in-law and I sat there for a while, what do you mean, talk, don't hold back, look at you like constipation. ”
"Childe, can't you feel it? You've been sitting here for almost two days, if you weren't still breathing, we'd all be doing the aftermath for you now, this general is from the Luoyang garrison, and you'll be looking for you after you disappeared. ”
Lu Zifei said to himself: "I think it's just a little while! The phrase "time flies" turns out to be well-founded, people sometimes stay quietly, sadness has become enjoyment, trees have new branches, this is the way of spring. ”
The captain said: "Master Lu, let's go back quickly!" You don't know how many people are worried about you? When I go back, my family can feel at ease. ”
"Okay, listen to you, I've worked hard for you this time, and after I go back, I will ask Brother Wang to go to the barracks to comfort my brothers."
The captain said secretly, it is the greatest condolence to us that you will come to such a few times in the future, and they also know Lu Zifei, a rich man, and they still hope to go with real money in their hearts, so that they can make some extra money.
Outside the Lujia Zhuangzi, a couple knelt in front of the door with a child, and the porter went up to ask, it turned out that he heard that there was a miracle doctor in the Zhuangzi, who came to Qiuyi, and the porter now helped up the couple, and went in to find Wang Weiwei, Wang Lao was worried that the patient was a little less, and his skills would regress? As soon as I came out and listened to the couple's story, I knew that I really didn't have a good way.
The reason is that the child accidentally pierced a needle into his leg when he was playful, and now only a small blood spot can be seen outside, and the tail of the needle is invisible. In desperation, he first carried the child into Zhuangzi, and an older student who followed Wang Wei's knowledge of medicinal materials said: "Sir, the needle is iron, Mr. Lu said that magnets and iron attract each other, do you want to try with magnets, maybe you can suck it out." ”
Wang Wei said: "Yes, that kid's crooked ways can sometimes have unexpected effects, you go and get the magnet." ”
After trying several times, it didn't work, and the student thought that the magnet was broken, but he put it on a guard's knife and sucked it in an instant, and the magnet was fine, it was a problem with the needle and the person.
Wang Weiwei said: "It seems that it still doesn't work, how have you learned the surgery that kid taught you, can you do it by making an incision and taking out the needle?" ”
The student hesitated and said: "No, Mr. Lu has talked a lot, we are just too stupid to understand, and we have not tested it on people, this child is so young, except for Mr. I am afraid that no one dares to do it." ”
"That kid hasn't been found yet? What is missing for a day when you have nothing to play, and you couple, is the needle for children to play with? I haven't encountered this situation before, the method of medicine and stone will not work, the method of the side door is too young for the child to bear, wait a while, the kid will not come and we will use other methods to deal with it. ”
Lu Zifei recalled the situation of sitting under the big willow tree, which was a bit similar to the epiphany in martial arts, the difference was that he did not get any peerless magic skills, except for a little better mood, there was no other change, and the concern in his heart became more real.
"Childe, Luoyang has arrived, we can't enter the city, and if we don't enter the city, we will go home directly."
Lu Zifei said: "What are you going to do there, it's noisy, go home, make a bowl of noodles, and then let Banxia make a full-body SPA for you, sleep on a recliner and read a book, how good, you can go if you want to, just leave someone to catch me in the car." ”
How dare we go if you don't go, and you won't be killed when you go back, one of the younger ones said: "Childe, you teach us to sing!" You sing pretty well. ”
Lu Zifei looked at him strangely and said, "When have I ever sung, I don't seem to have sung when I'm so big!" I was born with a pentatonic deficit. ”
"Got drunk on the first night, son, did you sing a lot? I almost attracted a wolf, I sang slowly and understood a few words, but I didn't understand the other words, Childe, are you talking about the Han language? I don't feel like it. ”
Lu Zifei said: "What I sang, you learn a few words and I'll listen to it, my wine is okay!" There is no habit of yelling when you are drunk! Did you hear it wrong, it wasn't me who sang it, but other people on Longmen Mountain. ”
The guard said: "Childe, listen well, it's not you who sang it, I cut off my head, the two brothers can make decisions for me, I love you China, I love you China, I love you China." ”
Lu Zifei smiled and lay on the carriage and said, "Is that how I sing?" Are you sure it's a good word. ”
"Childe, you first say whether you sang it, we only heard you sing it twice, it's okay to hum along, it's far from really singing, it's not as charming as you sing, it's a completely different feeling after coming out of you."
If you really sing it, I won't live, bel canto didn't appear until the eighteenth century, if I wasn't drunk and in a bad mood, you wouldn't have had a chance to hear it in your life, time is really the best antidote to all poisons, the word China gradually became a little blurry in the distance in my heart, and the Great Song Dynasty gradually replaced China, a dream for a thousand years.
Humming softly, the carriage slowly moved on the avenue, and the sunset on the horizon didn't know whose thoughts it was, and the person who went back to deliver the news in front turned back and said: "Childe, there is a patient in Zhuangzi, Wang Lao said to let you go back for surgery quickly, he asked you to be careful, he really wants to pick your skin." ”
Lu Zifei asked: "Is Elder Wang helpless now, or a few of us will go to Luoyang again!" It stands to reason that his menopause should have passed! The temper is still so big, and I don't understand how to hurt my body. ”
The guard said with a wry smile: "We are followed by Boss Wang and the little wolf, and we will still be caught on the way back. ”
"You're right, there will be ridicule, let's go! We are the five heroes of Langya Mountain, no, we can't be martyrs, the beauty of life has just begun, don't you mean? Let them say go, we went back to save people, yes, to save people. ”
The three guards looked at Lu Zifei like fools, and said to himself, one said to the other: "You see that Gongzi is fine!" We are obviously four people, Childe said it was five, he used to say that one sun in the sky is enough for us to count, and we can't count one more, but now he looks a bit like what he said, and went back to Mr. Shao to tell him, let him do a ritual for Childe, if he is ghosted, it will be troublesome. ”
Lu Zifei scolded in the carriage: "You were just ghosted? I'm a beautiful boy full of masculinity, and the ghost who doesn't have long eyes dares to get on my body, and I'm impatient. ”
It's over, the more you look at it, the more you look like it, you have to hurry up, and the body of the late son is occupied by Gui, and the guard gives the two horses who are driving a whip, and the two horses run quickly, and Lu Zifei looks at the three of them like a nervous disorder.
It's better to be at home! The air is so familiar, when Lu Zifei came to the infirmary, it was full of people, so he said, "What are you all doing standing here?" Who will have surgery? ”
Wang Weiwei scolded his head and face when he saw his hippie smiling face, and said tiredly: "This kid accidentally got a needle into his thigh, do you think there is any other way than surgery?" ”
Lu Zifei glanced at the place pointed by the child's mother and said, "The needle was sucked into it by the flesh, and the magnet is estimated to be fine, so let's do surgery!" If it takes a little longer, it will be difficult to find, and then the trouble will be big. ”
Wang Weiwei said: "Are you sure about the operation?" This is the first time we have used this technology externally, and if it fails, it will be exponentially more difficult to implement. ”
"Prepare the hemp boiling powder, surgical tools, and magnets, and take the child to the operating room."