Chapter 39 Scolding the Emperor with the Emperor
The emperor didn't expect Chen Xiao to be so angry today, and at the same time, the emperor was also surprised in his heart, and asked Chen Xiao: "It stands to reason that your literary talent will definitely be able to pass the exam, right?" ”
Chen Xiao sighed and said, "Alas, these days, officialdom is dark. Because I offended the general judgment of the Imperial Capital Mansion, and the officials protected each other, I offended the Imperial Capital Mansion Yin. This time, the chief examiner is Imperial Capital Mansion Yin, you understand, right? ”
The emperor was stunned, the last time he was sentenced to Chen Xiao's name for the exam, and then the lawsuit, he also heard what the commander of the Praetorian Guard said, so he naturally knew.
Therefore, the emperor said: "What do you mean, this imperial capital Mansion Yin, deliberately didn't give it to you this time?" ”
"Isn't it obvious? Alas, it's useless to tell you, you know a hammer. Chen Xiao and the emperor touched a glass and drank it all.
The emperor was embarrassed and said, "How do you know that it is useless to tell me?" ”
"He is the imperial capital of the palace, Yin, the chief examiner appointed by the emperor, and I told you, what can you do? You're the Emperor, huh? Chen Xiao said.
The emperor smacked his lips, not knowing what to say.
Chen Xiao continued: "But then again, I don't know what the emperor who killed this day thinks, and these officials under his command can't manage it well? ”
The wine glass in the emperor's hand trembled, and Chen Xiao said when he saw this:
"What? Scolding the emperor twice, scared you? Don't be afraid, there are no outsiders here, so no one knows what he said. ”
The emperor took a deep breath and tried to smile: "You can't blame the emperor!" ”
"Don't blame him? Blame me? Chen Xiao looked at the emperor and said, "If he has some ability, a group of officials under his command will not be like this."
You see, what are these officials like? Is it a bunch of good guys? Even the imperial examination dares to do something, you can tell me, do they take this bullshit emperor in their eyes? ”
Outside, the hand of the Praetorian Guard commander couldn't help but tremble......
When was the emperor scolded like this in person?
Even the first emperor has never scolded the emperor like this.
This Chen Xiao, cattle batch!
Even if you don't care that someone is the emperor, that person is also your father-in-law, scolding your father-in-law here while soaking other people's daughters?
In this critical case, the emperor can't help it, what can he do? Say you're the emperor? Go down and recognize your daughter?
You can't do anything about Chen Xiao after you recognize each other, after all, her daughter likes Chen Xiao, what can she do?
In the room, the emperor took a deep breath and drank from time to time.
In his life, he was scolded by his father.
Unexpectedly, now he is scolded by a guy who may become a son-in-law, and he can't refute the scolding, and he has no temper.
Because, Chen Xiao is telling the truth, the imperial capital general judgment did go to the candidate's name privately, and the imperial capital Fu Yin did not treat the candidate fairly, and the communiqué had a personal vendetta.
He kind of regretted coming today.
At the same time, the anger that was scolded by Chen Xiao was all counted on the head of the imperial capital Mansion Yin.
This damned Imperial Capital Mansion Yin, bending the law for personal gain, communiquing personal vendettas, and acting against the department are all big mistakes.
But his biggest mistake is that the emperor who harmed him was scolded here today, and he still couldn't talk back.
Therefore, this imperial capital Mansion Yin, basically in the emperor's place, was sentenced to death.
"You said that this dog emperor, he has a little action, but if he has a little ability, the people under his hands dare to be so crazy?" Chen Xiao was angry.
The emperor had to pick up the wine glass and touch it with him and said, "Yes, yes, you are right......
Chen Xiao said: "Originally, to be honest, I think it's better to let you be the emperor, but you are drunk, and you still want to be a Ming Jun and a good emperor through the ages." ”
The emperor's face flushed: "Let's not mention this, don't mention ......"
Chen Xiao was a little drunk, and so was the emperor, Chen Xiao said, "Why don't you mention it?" I'm not happy in my heart, I have to mention it, I have to scold the emperor, you accompany me to scold! ”
The emperor shook his head: "I don't scold, I think the emperor may not know it yet, and he may be innocent." ”
Chen Xiao was anxious: "He doesn't know about the imperial examination under his hands? Be a hammer emperor without knowing it, let him step down, and you will ......"
The emperor was a little drunk: "That's different? ”
Chen Xiao took a sip of the wine glass: "In short, I treat you as a brother, a brother, and I will scold the emperor." ”
The emperor took the wine glass and drank it too: "I don't scold ......"
Half an hour later, the emperor, who was hooking up with Chen Xiao, drunkenly pointed to a roast chicken on the table:
"You...... Dog Emperor, the third grade of the imperial court...... Imperial Capital Mansion Yin You...... You can't manage it, you ...... Be a hammer......"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Yes...... You should be a hammer emperor...... If you don't come down, let my brother ...... When ......"
Emperor: "Yes...... Let me...... While...... Hey, then I'll be the emperor, brother, what should you do? ”
Chen Xiao thought for a while: "I should be ...... Your Daddy...... Emperor Taishang, ......"
The emperor nodded: "Okay, then I'll ...... Marry my daughter to you...... Let her be my brother and sister ......"
Outside, the commander of the Praetorian Guard rubbed his forehead: "Here ...... again"
It was very late that night that the emperor left.
The next morning.
The first thing the Emperor did when he woke up was to call the commander of the Praetorian Guard and ask:
"I drank too much last night?"
The Praetorian Guard commander swallowed and nodded.
The emperor asked, "What did you say......?"
"You and Chen Xiao hooked up shoulder to shoulder...... Scold Your Majesty yourself, and then say the same thing as you said last time you were drunk......" said the Commander of the Praetorian Guard.
The emperor was angry: "Alas, I drank and made a mistake, and I can't drink next time......"
Praetorian Commander: I believe you're a ghost......
The emperor was very angry, and soon, when he arrived at the court, his face was extremely gloomy.
After the hundred officials knelt down, they all seemed to notice that the emperor's aura was terrifying today, and they all became nervous.
The Emperor remembered what he had said last night. Chen Xiao scolded him, and he was angry, and said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to know if I was scolded by others, how did I get scolded?"
The hundred officials were surprised that some ministers said: "How dare someone scold Your Majesty?" This is the crime of killing the head, who is it? ”
"It doesn't matter who it is, I'll tell you, what he's scolding." The emperor stood up, looked at the hundred officials, and said:
"He scolded me for being the dog emperor, scolded me for not having the ability, and scolded me for not being able to manage the civil and military officials under him. If I have some ability, it is impossible for you dog officials to abuse their power, declare personal vendettas, and protect each other! ”
The emperor's face was gloomy and he stared at the hundred officials.
The hundred officials had already knelt down, and no one dared to speak.
The Emperor continued: "I can't refute it, I can only let it be scolded, because this is my responsibility and the fault of the officials. I was so angry that I didn't even have the face to attack him. You say, 'To whom should I take these anger upon me?' ”
The emperor squinted his eyes and looked at the hundred officials, the majestic and domineering momentum, the hearts of the hundred officials trembled, and they were extremely afraid.
The emperor took a deep breath, sat down, and then said, "Imperial Capital Mansion Yin!" ”
The face of the Imperial Capital Mansion Yin changed, and he quickly buckled his head: "The minister is here!" ”
"What do you have to say about the results of the imperial examination?" The Emperor spoke lightly.
"Your Majesty, the imperial examination went very smoothly...... Yesterday it was announced! Imperial Capital Mansion Yin said.
The emperor snorted: "It seems that you haven't understood the meaning of me being scolded, so I'll remind you, candidate Chen Xiao, what's going on?" ”