Chapter 044 The thong made a fuss

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If you want to say that this misunderstanding is troublesome, it doesn't all depend on Du Niang. Although there is a difference between respect and inferiority, she is just a nursing mother, but Liu Hanshao does not pay attention to the so-called respect and humility, except for occasional tantrums, she can be regarded as filial piety if she is usually good to Du Niang. Similarly, in Du Niang's heart, she also regarded Liu Han as the same as Snoopy, or even more than that, which may not be appropriate to say, but her heart is true and cannot be deceived.

Therefore, in Du Niang's heart, no matter how noble and intelligent Han Shao is, what he can't change is "his own ...... Little baby! "I never thought that my little baby, suddenly one day, came to myself to talk about the private things that these women were ashamed to talk about, how could she not be ashamed and annoyed? Of course, there is another reason for this, which may be related to the legendary "three years of stupidity in pregnancy".

Liu Hanshao was also aggrieved.

Brother Co-author has been talking so lively for a long time, have you just reacted here? Shi Laodao has also been leaning to the side to look at the picture, didn't you look at the hands he pinched your shoulders, they all became cheap and dishonest? Why don't you beat him alone?

"Shut up!"

Suddenly jumping down from the bookcase, Liu Hanshao slapped the bookcase hard and yelled.

Returning to relatives, on the other hand, Liu Hanshao's "not paying attention to etiquette" also boosted Du Niang's courage, otherwise, no matter how ridiculous Liu Hanshao is, how dare she count it, and even beat it? Although only symbolic.

Now Liu Hanshao is anxious, and Du Niang immediately corrected her attitude. Shut up, just shut up, anyway, the prince is standing and we are sitting, and there is no such treatment anywhere.

There was a dead silence in the room for three seconds, Liu Hanshao let out a sigh of relief, tried his best to put on a serious posture, and said: "Du Niang, I'm not doing ridiculous things, but really for your good." Even, it's not just for you, so many girls in our school have slowly grown up. They don't have a mother, you're their mother! It is your responsibility to teach them how to take care of themselves and protect themselves. ”

The word "mother" is easy to understand, which means "mother".

looked at Liu Hanshao's solemnity, and because of the sentence "they don't have a mother", he deeply touched this pot-bellied woman who was overflowing with maternal love. Although she couldn't stop feeling ashamed in her heart, Du Niang nodded very seriously.

"Ahem, this is a very serious science, Du Niang, you have to study it seriously......"

So, Liu Hanshao began a somewhat inappropriate lesson. What is the full mask type, half mask type, long bunch strangulation type, flat angle type, triangle type, hip lifting and waist binding type...... The various styles of explanations, as well as the various benefits for women, were all told to Du Niang. As for the specific content, there is only a pitiful understanding of the "layman" in the previous life, plus his own speculation, and nonsense.

But Du Niang didn't know how much of Liu Hanshao's class was real knowledge, and how much was mixed with water. Gradually, I was attracted to it, and completely forgot to ask Liu Hanshao, how can he understand these things at such a young age. In the end, he also picked up the pattern of the thong and asked curiously: "What is the benefit of this one?" ”

After thinking for three seconds, Liu Hanshao said solemnly: "This one can make Shi Laodao treat you as a fairy and bow down!" ”

There was no elastic band, and the panties had to be tied...... Lace-up thong...... In her previous life, she bought one as a birthday gift, but "Xiao Wang Daxing" was almost strangled out...... This lesson can't go on!

For the first time, Liu Hanshao fled in the wilderness.

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After Du Niang's sample was made, let Shi Laodao go into the mountain to help identify it, this guy didn't go down the mountain that day, and Du Niang was going to give birth the next day. The news was transmitted back to Shihou Mansion, and Liu Hanshao hurried to the mountains, and maliciously speculated on the way.

Du Niang shouldn't have been troubled by this old rascal, right? With such a big belly, he can also get his hands on it? What a beast...... Beasts are inferior!

When I came to Du Niang's door, Shi Laodao and Snoopy were already present, accompanied by Wenhui and Cai Yan. The two hurriedly shouted eldest brother, and one followed to shout brother, Liu Hanshao didn't care about them, and walked over directly and kicked Shi Laodao.

Shi Laodao was walking back and forth, and was stunned by Liu Hanshao.

Now that there are more people, Liu Hanshao still has Wei Guangzheng, Ren Hongchang, Yan Dawa, and Yun Daniu and a lot of them, and it is not easy to ask whether this old rascal is in trouble or not, so he can only stare at him and kick him again.

As if he understood, Shi Laodao grimaced and shook his head slightly at Liu Hanshao. Liu Hanshao didn't believe it, and kicked it again.

Shi Laodao said in his heart: Didn't Han Shao see my hint?

Liu Hanshao said in his heart: Brother believes you, it's weird!

Shi Laodao hurriedly waved his hand, and Liu Hanshao continued to kick. Fortunately, Shi Laodao reacted and knew that he was hiding, so Liu Hanshao chased and kicked him. The big babies and little babies on the side didn't know what kind of dumb riddles these two people were playing, but the mood was very high when they watched the excitement.

Just between dodging and kicking, there was a loud cry in the house, which was the signal of the truce and the beginning of cheers.

The little babies didn't know what to do, they all surrounded Snoopy and said hello, Snoopy was quite polite, bowed his hands, returned the salute one by one, and was very busy. It seems that only Shi Laodao is left who is stupid, and Liu Hanshao, who doesn't know what to do.

After a while, an old woman came out of the house, smiled and reported the safety of the mother and son, and congratulated Shi Laodao and Liu Hanshao. Shi Laodao is still stupid, not to mention how strange it is to laugh. Liu Hanshao wondered, why did you still bring congratulations to my brother, there is nothing to do with me here, right? immediately reacted, and hurriedly shouted that Wei Guangzheng was rewarding.

Wei Guangzheng didn't have a small amount of money in his pocket, so he took out a gold cake and handed it over. The old lady is also a woman from a craftsman farmer's family, and I don't know which family's mother or grandmother it is. Although Han Shao usually rewards a lot, it is impossible to catch anyone and stuff gold cakes, but now the old lady is holding a "fried egg yolk", and even the tips of her heart are happy, and she hopes that it would be good if there were babies in the mountains every day.

After a while, another woman came out and said that the house was tidyed up and that it was time to go in and see the children. The first to react was actually the big babies and the little babies, who were about to rush into the house with a "bang", as if they heard someone shouting "It's time to eat, there is meat to eat". Fortunately, Wei Guangzheng was calm and drank Yan Dawa's wild boys in time.

Du Niang was lying on the bed, the pillow cushion was high, and her spirit looked good, probably because of the second child, she was experienced, and she was not too guilty.

Snoopy is small, pulling this person forward and squeezing forward.

"Let me see, let me see. This is my brother? It's ugly! ”

Du Niang raised her hand and pushed, and pushed Snoopy to a fart, this is really a newcomer who forgets the old! Brackets, not to mention that Du Niang has a good physique, but Nubi didn't stand firm.

Snoopy didn't say a word, got up and walked out. Don't think he's angry or upset, this guy is in a hurry to make trouble with the king. Now that the two are fighting hotly, it seems that they have the limelight of a new generation of campus bullies.

Liu Hanshao also looked at the child, to be honest, the baby he just gave birth to is ugly! Soak in the stuffy tank swimming pool for a few months, and when you fish it out, it's strange that the skin can be seen. But Liu Hanshao will never be as lacking in heart and eyes as Snoopy, one says that his eyes are like Du Niang, and the other is that his face is like Shi Lao Dao, and he makes this old rascal in a Taoist robe like a big chrysanthemum in full bloom. Then, he took the trouble to hold the child and said, "Han Shao, give me a name!" ”

"Huh? You're the baby's father, don't you name it? ”

"It is a blessing for this baby to be given a name by Han Shao."

It's up, my brother has named the baby a lot, and it's not that he hasn't gotten up, who is afraid of whom? In fact, the name had already jumped in Liu Hanshao's mind, and he didn't wait for a second to delay, but he just had to pretend to ponder for a moment before he pretended to be serious and said: "Shrek!" ”

Looking left and right, Shi Laodao and Du Niang didn't want to beat people, Liu Hanshao continued: "Xu Shuzhong's "Saying Wen Jie Zi" said: Ke, shoulder also. Shoulder-to-shoulder. God has sent you a shoulder. With Nubi and Rick, when you are old, you will have to rely on and have hope. ”

Du Niang was happy to hear it, and Shi Laodao nodded again and again, but she still didn't spit out the word "good".

Could it be that the strength of the brother's flickering is not enough?

Liu Hanshao made a look of relief and continued: "This gram word still has the meaning of extension, that is, no matter what difficulties you encounter in the future, you can overcome and overcome them. ”

Future?

In the future, Han Shao will be the emperor!

The emperor himself said that no matter what difficulties my son encounters, he can overcome them, is this still wrong?

"Good, good, good!"

Shi Laodao shouted loudly, and Du Niang was also busy thanking him, if these two could know that in the past and future lives, there is a thing called a movie, and if you have watched two of them, I don't know if you will fight for the crime of rebellion and kill your head, and you will also partner to beat Liu Hanshao.

"That'...... The baby's name, even if it's decided? ”

Liu Hanshao asked cautiously tentatively.

"It's set, it's set."

Shi Laodao and Du Niang agreed in succession, and Shi Laodao also said happily to the baby in his arms: "In the future, my son will be called Shrek." Kerr, Kerr, did you hear that? Your name is Shrek, and you were given the name by Han Shao himself......"

I suddenly apologized for a moment in my heart, as if a voice was in my ear and said: "Liu Hanshao, don't your conscience hurt if you play tricks on your relatives like this?" However, another voice retorted: "What does it hurt, isn't it just a name, as for it?" Anyway, it's also a famous name, it's much better than dogs and two sons, right? ”

The latter is reasonable, and Han Shaoshen thinks so. So, Liu Hanshao secretly praised himself, and shouted again with peace of mind: "Sister Xiaohong, you go and order someone to build a long-life lock for Laike as a congratulatory gift for my brother." ”

"Yes, big brother."

Ren Hongchang was beside Du Niang's bedside, turned around, handed the pen and small notebook to Liu Hanshao, and said, "Please ask the eldest brother to inscribe the longevity lock." ”

"The pen walks the spider fly", Liu Hanshao wrote the seven characters of "wealth and peace, Shrek" on the small notebook in a chic manner. The parentheses, meaning "spider fly", are the fonts that describe Han Shao.

Shi Laodao and Du Niang were so overjoyed when they heard that they forgot to say the words of thanks, but their eyes were moist, and they watched Liu Hanshao write excitedly. Then, Du Niang choked up and said, "Han Shao, my two children ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Hanshao.

"Du Niang, you have three children."

"Hmmm! Hmmm......"

Du Niang's tears finally came down and nodded vigorously. Liu Hanshao came to the side of the bed, wiped the tears on Du Niang's face, and pretended to be stern: "Don't cry!" I still have to do confinement, crying is not good for my eyes. Du Niang, you have to recover quickly so that you can take good care of our brother. ”

Li'er is such a Li'er, because Mao's words came out of Liu Hanshao's mouth, I always feel awkward everywhere when I listen to it?