"Ding-dong! The system has detected a poor ghost! ”

"Ding-dong! The system has detected that the poor ghost is already incurable, and disappearing from this world will not have a noticeable effect on this world! ”

"Ding-dong! Meet the boarding conditions of this system and are being implanted in the system! ”

"Ding-dong! The "'Infinite Whys' System" has been successfully implanted! Space-time coordinates are being randomly reassigned to hosts! ”

"Ding-dong! The space-time coordinates have been redistributed, and the host has successfully traveled to the end of the Northern Song Dynasty in 1120, located in the Tokyo Imperial Palace, and the new identity is Zhao Huan, the crown prince of Song Huizong! ”

"Congratulations to the host for counterattacking from the poor ghost to the crown prince!"

……

"What's that? Zhao Huan, the crown prince of Song Huizong? Isn't this Song Qinzong? Hemp eggs! These two cowardly fathers and sons not only lost Kaifeng City, but were also taken away by the Jin soldiers together in the end, and even implicated their wives and children to be abused and killed. System, you turned me from a poor ghost to a miserable ghost, and you congratulate you on a fart! You come out! I'm playing with you! ”

Zhao Huan was masturbating at home in a good manner, and the display screen suddenly went black and came to a strange place, if it weren't for the non-stop grunting of the system, his little heart would be scared out of this accident.

However, although the system had roughly told him what had happened, and he had also changed from a poor hanger to the status of the crown prince, Zhao Huan was not a little happy.

was first despised by the system as a hopeless, dispensable poor ghost, and then became the famous Song Qinzong, the famous king of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhao Huan felt a deep malice, and it was strange that he could be happy.

"System! You come out for the master! I want to sue you, you have violated your human rights! I want to mobilize the whole world to condemn you! ”

Zhao Huan was furious in the empty hall, and the four little eunuchs who were waiting outside were so frightened that they immediately ran over.

"Prince! What do you command? ”

"Get out! It's none of your business! ”

"Yes! Slaves, get out! ”

Hey?

Zhao Huan, who was furious, subconsciously shouted "Get out", and subconsciously wanted to apologize, but he didn't expect the four little eunuchs to really lie on the ground obediently and roll out.

I've never said so "counted" before! Opinions are always ignored and not spoken, and they are often scolded by others, making themselves quite unconfident.

How could someone obediently roll out according to their own instructions!

Aha!

Looking at it this way, the king of the dead country seems to be much stronger than the poor hanging! It is a day to be cool!

"I said host, look at your worthless appearance, you don't have any pursuit at all! Don't you want human rights? Do you know what human rights are? Do the four little eunuchs who got out have human rights? You are a typical double-standard human rights fighter, what is the difference between you and understanding the king! ”

"What?"

As soon as Zhao Huan was happy, he heard the voice of the system's contempt, and he originally wanted to fight with the system, but as soon as he heard the words "understand the king", his blood pressure soared again.

"Dog system, do you dare to compare the king with the master? Ye wants to be faced! Believe it or not, I fought with you! ”

"Don't believe it!"

"You ......"

Hearing the provocative voice of the system, Zhao Huan had no choice, the system didn't even have an entity, what a ghost!

Is it possible to beat the host of the system?

He's a poor ghost and he's not a fool!

"Alright, alright! Don't make a fuss, host! We are now grasshoppers on a rope, hello and me, I am unlucky, you are also unlucky, it is better for us to cooperate well, this is good for everyone! ”

Just when Zhao Huan was so angry that he jumped to his feet, the system took the initiative to soften, which made Zhao Huan, who has always eaten soft and not hard, instantly dissipated most of his anger.

"How to cooperate?"

System: "The 'Infinite Why' System is a highly intelligent system, derived from the highest civilization in the universe, and other details about its origin cannot be told for the time being; The 'Infinite Why' System is one of the 100 million scattered in the universe; The purpose of the diaspora is to complete self-evolution, and only the most advanced and successful system can be considered to win, and can continue to survive, and all other systems will disappear with it, so our goal is to ensure that the system can successfully evolve itself. ”

"Don't us! That's if you want to evolve, and I can't evolve, what does it have to do with me? ”

Zhao Huan was not happy when he heard the words of the system, the dog system wanted to pull himself into the water, but he couldn't be fooled.

"The host is narrow-minded! According to the setting, if the system evolves successfully, the host will not only regain its freedom, but also have a complete set of top-level gift packages to give to the host; If the evolution of the system is not successful, it will be eliminated......"

"How?"

"The host will disappear with it......"

"Holy! System you @%&%¥......*"

"Warning! The host must no longer insult the system, otherwise the punishment of 'disabling the system for three days' will be given! ”

"You ......"

Zhao Huan scolded so much that he suddenly received a warning from the system, and immediately closed his mouth, because he heard the words "Give a punishment of 'disabling the system for three days'", and suddenly realized that he didn't know what this dog system could do!

"Hey! system, what do you claim to be a highly intelligent system developed by the highest civilization in the universe, what can you do? ”

"Didn't you hear the name of the system?" The system said disdainfully, "The 'infinite why' system!" You can ask the system any 'why' and the system will answer it! However, the upper limit is that you can only ask three times a day! ”

"What a slam! But can you really answer anything? Why don't you give it a try? ”

Zhao Huan was a little unconvinced, who dared to brag that he was omniscient and omnipotent? No matter how large your system is, there must be an upper limit to the memory, right?

"The host can ask questions at any time, and the system is online 24 hours a day, 7 ×!"

Zhao Huan touched his head and thought for a long time, and asked, "How can you evolve the system?" ”

After Zhao Huan asked, he began to wait for the system to reply, but he didn't expect the system to be very weak:

"This question does not have a 'why' flag, and the system cannot answer it! Please pay attention to the sentence structure, the correct sentence structure is: 'Excuse the system, *** why***' or 'Ask the system, why ***'! Errors will invalidate the issue! ”

What?

Zhao Huan was stunned again in an instant, only then did he know that the name of the system was a big pit, and he really only answered why!

Who is this reasonable? I'm really angry!

You can only ask "why", that is, the system can only answer the reasons to itself, but does not tell itself the how?

Isn't that hindsight?

However, Zhao Huan immediately thought about it, it seems that there is no way to succeed, as long as the system tells him the reason for the failure, he will soon be able to find a successful way from the opposite side?

Ha ha! Or am I smart!

Wait! Try it first, save the system and drop the chain!

Thinking of this, Zhao Huan changed his question: "System, why haven't you evolved yet?" ”