213 Myths & Jokes

Liang Shicheng's perception of Zong Shu immediately improved.

In the past, Zong Shu was all kinds of fancy ridicule when he saw him.

Looking at it now, Zong Shu is just a mouthful, and this guy is not only like this for him, but also for Tong Guan and Cai Jing?

Zong Shu's words today made Liang Shicheng feel very comfortable.

Thinking about it again, Zong Shu was able to hand over such a lucrative business as "matches" to him, which shows how grateful Zong Shu is to him.

However, Liang Shicheng couldn't think of how he contributed to the good things of Zong Shu and Zhuzhu.

After coming down, I must find an opportunity to invite Zong Shu to get drunk and ask what is going on.

Huizong waved his hand impatiently to Liang Shicheng, telling him to hurry up and study the night incense, so that the matches could be mass-produced and make profits as soon as possible.

Liang Shicheng came in a hurry, and was driven out by Huizong like a fly, and couldn't help but feel a little lost.

For a few days, he and a group of little eunuchs have been studying match making behind closed doors, and what changes have happened to the environment in the palace?

As soon as Liang Shicheng left, Huizong turned to Zong Shu.

Huizong just looked at Zong Shu gloomily and didn't say anything, as if he wanted to put pressure on Zong Shu.

Zong Shu understood what was going on, and Huizong felt that Liang Shicheng had joined forces with him to deceive him.

gave Liang Shicheng eye medicine, which also brought some side effects to himself.

As long as it doesn't affect the good things of himself and Zhuzhu, the rest doesn't matter.

"Zong Shu, you are sincere to Zhuzhu?"

Huizong finally squeezed out such a sentence from between his teeth.

"A thousand times in my previous life, in exchange for my hand in hand with Zhuzhu in this life. I am willing to pick the Moon Palace for Zhuzhu, I am willing to let Zhuzhu stand in the rainbow, I am willing to ...... for Zhuzhu"

Zong Shu still wants to confess at length, Huizong really can't stand this:

"In this case, you will pick the moon for Zhuzhu and let Zhuzhu stand on the rainbow!"

No, I'm figurative!

Huizong is an art emperor, why can't he even understand metaphors?

"Your Majesty, I'm just making an analogy." Zong Shu said helplessly.

"Zong Shu, for example?" Yingluo smiled: "For example, who is it, for example, does it have an enmity with you?" Why do you use analogies? ”

Yingluo came to make trouble again, and Zong Shu's heart was a little messy.

"Next month, you will let me see, how you pick the Moon Palace for Zhuzhu, how to make Zhuzhu stand on the rainbow!" Huizong added: "Next month, during the day, just during the day!" ”

Daytime? Zong Shu was dumbfounded.

Originally, I wanted to pull Zhuzhu to the lake at night and let her fish up the moon from the water by herself.

This loophole was plugged by Huizong.

Huizong raised his leg and left.

Huizong's heart is too small, and he just promised Zhuzhu to marry him.

Just because of Liang Shicheng's so-called "thorough question", he wants to create some obstacles for himself.

Huizong felt uncomfortable, and would always find a channel to vent it.

There is always some price to be paid for everything, and rectifying a traitor will also bring some problems to himself by the way.

Zong Shu immediately asked Empress Liu for help, how do you know that Empress Liu has a posture of watching jokes, you are blowing nonsense, and now you are causing trouble, right?

Yingluo is also not a big deal to see the excitement, and imitates the tone of Huizong.

Zhu Zhu was not upset by Huizong's new conditions, and still trusted Zong Shu as always.

Zhuzhu asked Zong Shu to continue to lecture.

As soon as he entered the East Palace, the crown prince Zhao Huan excitedly asked about Su Yizhong's champion.

Since Zong Shu told Huizong about guessing the question in advance, he no longer concealed Zhao Huan.

Wu Fei listened to it and deeply admired Zong Shu. How can this person guess anything?

He could guess the outcome of the battle of Song Liao and the route of the march of the two sides, all of which could be seen from the comparison of troops and the direction of mountains and rivers.

But being able to guess the exam questions is really incredible.

From the beginning of the Sui Dynasty, from the Tang Dynasty to the Song Dynasty, the imperial examination system has been very mature.

Historically, guessing has always been a war between one person and a group of people.

Although the examiners were studied by the candidates and the teaching and learning research of the major colleges, there were very few who really guessed the exam questions.

Guessing the exam questions from Huizong is really amazing.

Zhao Huan felt more and more the sainthood of the queen mother, at the beginning, if it wasn't for the queen mother who discovered the huge potential and value of Zong Shu, today, the scenery may be Zhao Gou or Zhao Kai.

At that time, Zong Shu was not as radiant as he is now.

If King Kang Zhao Gou or King Yun Zhao Kai co-opted him, Zong Shu would become his worst enemy.

The Northern Expedition to Liao, with Zong Shu's participation, rescued the Dao of the Seed Master on the battlefield, thus restoring the truth of the battlefield.

Zhao Gou was greatly injured in this war and almost lost the capital to compete with him.

If it is said that the last time to save the Seed Master Dao, it was an impossible task.

So this time, guiding Su Yi for a month and making Su Yi the top student in high school is even more impossible.

And Zong Shu is challenging the impossible.

In this process, the majority of the people were excited, and they all thought that Zong Shu was openly insulting them.

At this time, Zhao Kai jumped out and organized the majority of lifters to cheer them on, but he was actually enveloping these movers.

In particular, Zhao Kai also organized an initiative that all those who ranked behind Su Yi would no longer participate in the examination in the future.

It seems that Zhao Kai is drumming and cheering for the majority of people.

The fact is that Zhao Kai made this gang miserable.

If it weren't for Zhao Kai to organize this event, these thousands of unsuccessful lifters would still be able to participate in the examination.

Except for a few thick-skinned people who can continue to attend meetings at the risk of being laughed at, everyone else may have to find another way.

In this incident of Su Yikao's champion, Zong Shu became a big winner and became a myth.

Zhao Kai became a big loser and lost a joke.

Perhaps, more than 7,000 lifters scolded Zhao Kai in their hearts every day.

Of course, more of them are thinking that they owe their hands and regret it.

Although Zhao Huan didn't do anything brilliant, at least he didn't do anything embarrassing.

Moreover, Zong Shu also earned him face from time to time.

The most important thing is that Zhao Huan's position in Huizong's heart is getting heavier and heavier.

A lot of expenses in the harem have to look at the East Palace. Because of the "Great Song Times" and the new-style warm pavilion, the East Palace got a lot of silver from it.

Zhao Huan was much more generous than in the past when rewarding his subordinates, and more and more eunuchs begged Liang Shicheng to be transferred to the East Palace to do things.

Zong Shu talked about a new chapter again.

This issue of "Great Song Times" has added a new "scientific Q&A": Why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder when thunder and lightning are great?

Hearing this question, Zhao Huan and the others immediately thought about it.

Thunder and lightning masterpieces, everyone has encountered this phenomenon.

These are common phenomena in ordinary life, and everyone has never asked why.

When Zong Shu brought it up, everyone understood, yes, why did they see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Zhao Huan immediately remembered a lot of Confucianism's "poor principles", all of them were talking about it, they were all talking about it, but I didn't see what they had ever been poor about.

But Zong Shu can stump everyone by asking a random question, and Zong Shu can always find the principle behind any phenomenon.

"Zong, Zong Shu, I think, is it related to Fengyan? If you hear the sound first, and then see the beacon smoke, then there is no wolf smoke. ”

Zhu Zhu spoke her mind.

Zhuzhu is really a talented girl! Not only is he a literary talent, but he is also so talented in natural science!

The analogy between wolf smoke and thunder and lightning is infinitely close to the truth, and this is the matter of the speed of sound and light.

The voice that Zhu Zhu said was the sound of shouting, and Zong Shu suddenly thought, is it to make a horn out?

Wouldn't it be better to have a loudspeaker for admissions or advertising at the site of thousands of lifters that day?