Chapter 575: Is This Crooked?
Lujia Zhuangzi can not be said to be Zhuangzi now, more like a university town, students who take the exam have found paradise on earth here, reading in the countryside, the county is an unattainable thing, here, as long as you like, you can study day and night, but this kind of learning will be stopped by Mr.
Then all kinds of entertainment came into being, and Juqiu was their favorite activity, but Juqiu they felt that they were too girls, and they felt that they were not enough to play with excess energy.
Gradually, they discovered that the ball could be played differently, but fortunately Lu Zifei was not here, and if he saw this scene, he would have exclaimed, 'Isn't this football?' ’
Students who take the imperial examination will not just vent their physical strength, poetry, calligraphy and painting, and music and rhythm have all become the items they usually compete with each other, and the thing they worship the most is Lu Zifei.
Lu Zifei has not left many poems so far, but each capital is a classic that has been passed down through the ages, and it can be said that it is a poem of the town, and the number is small, but each capital can achieve the degree of Luoyang paper expensive, so students can't help but dislike it.
The most interesting of these is writing poetry, Lu Zifei once left the concept of spelling poetry, although he did not practice this idea himself, but what he did not expect was that his concept was carried forward by his students.
Students from other places who come to Luoyang will be ridiculed by the study of Tsinghua University if they say that they will try to write poems, and they think that the competition to write poems will insult their IQ, and these people are represented by Zeng Gu and Qin Jinhang.
The effective attraction is not only to let the students' attention stay in the books, but also to the interest and extracurricular research is also flourishing, ordinary people can not think of things in their eyes has become commonplace, chemistry, physics beyond the world level for a thousand years, although no finished products appeared.
There were too many children in Zhuangzi, and the family finally decided to open a Mengxue at the same time, which gave them a headache because these children were too smart, and the young gentleman really couldn't teach them, and they were often speechless when asked by students in class.
They have become a big problem in Zhuangzi, not only at home, but also outside the people are disgusted, naughty and unpresentable, they are not nonsense, before playing tricks or sneaking out, they will first complete the homework assigned by the husband with quality and quantity, because they know what the family cares about.
On this day, a couple from Chengdu Mansion came to the outside of Zhuangzi, the tired body could not hide the hope in their hearts, the two sons are still here for two years, although there are often letters sent, but how can parents not want their children, not to mention that they are still so young.
The couple sitting in the carriage sensed that the carriage had stopped, so they asked curiously, "Is something wrong?" ”
The coachman is a frequent visitor here, and he is very familiar with the people in the Zhuangzi, and said to the people in the carriage with a smile: "I met a few little overlords on the Zhuangzi, and everyone gathered around to watch the excitement, and I couldn't go out for the time being." ”
The woman in the car said to her husband, "Husband, didn't you say that this is a paradise? How can there be a little overlord. ”
The woman's voice reached the ears of the coachman, and the coachman said with a smile: "Madam, you have misunderstood, they are not called Xiaobawang because they bully the market, they are all children of a few years old, and the vendors in the market like them, so they are called Xiaobawang." ”
This makes people confused, like to call Xiaobawang, the man feels that the sound of the shouting outside is a little familiar, he opens the curtains, a fat little boy, with his hands on his hips, pointing to a small vendor and saying something.
He really didn't know how to explain to his wife, if he looked at the size, his son must be doing well here, but this appearance made him doubt Zhuangzi's education, and at the same time he thought that the champions of the two imperial examinations were from here.
It's a very tangled psychology! The couple's daughter also woke up, rubbed her eyes and said, "Daddy, mother, haven't you gotten to where my brother lives?" Didn't you say it would be soon? ”
The woman said, "Husband, why don't we get out of the car and take a walk!" Listening to what you said, it shouldn't be far away. ”
The coachman was a very talkative man, and asked with a smile, "Are you here to visit relatives and friends?" ”
The husband said, "We are here to see the children, and their brother is studying here, so we can get out of the car and walk over now." ”
"Listen to what you mean, more than one child is studying in Zhuangzi! Then you are really amazing, there are not a hundred but fifty people who come here to study every day, you are amazing, you can train two children to study in Zhuangzi, which is rare in the local area. ”
The driver's surprise made the couple's faces more face-saving, and after the couple got out of the car, the woman also saw the menacing child in front of her, and looked at her husband with some uncertainty.
Su Xun had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "It should be, probably your son, I didn't tell you, he is doing well here, don't be angry first, let's take a look first." ”
"The account has been written down for you, and if I know that he has become a gentleman, the three of you father and son will be ready to eat for the rest of your life." It was not surprising that these domineering and abnormal words came out of Mrs. Su Xun's mouth.
Su Shi didn't notice the surrounding environment at this time, he stared at the two down-and-out sons in front of him and said, "You still don't admit it, do you!" A few of us clearly saw that you took someone's hemp ball. ”
The other party didn't expect that there were still people in Zhuangzi who dared to get along with him, but the two of them were still very happy with the sense of justice of the children, and they were not afraid because they were adults, which proved that Zhuangzi's education was very successful.
I wanted to tease a few of them, so I said provocatively: "What if I take it, you still have to send us to the government because of a hemp ball." ”
Su Shi said solemnly: "We won't send you to the government, see the whistle in front of me, as long as I blow it, someone from the Public Security Bureau will immediately arrest you and go to jail, now you have two ways." ”
Holding back his laughter, looking at Su Shi's appearance, he was afraid that he couldn't help laughing, and asked with a playful face: "Those two roads, I'll listen to them." ”
"One is to help the old man sell the hemp balls until your contribution is enough for the money you eat."
At this time, a smaller person than Su Shi next to him pretended to be fierce and vicious and said, "There is also the option to let Uncle Wei spank you, and the spanked ass will blossom and be beaten into eight petals." ”
Lu Ziyun and Yan Zijing couldn't help it anymore, the two of them had been in the Western Regions for more than a year, their faces were very tanned, their hair was uncared for a long time, and they didn't recognize them, they hadn't seen them for a long time, he just wanted to tease them.
"Husband, you said that your son will be fine!"
Su Xun said: "If you look at the reactions of the people around you, you will know that something is fine. Mrs. Su looked at it, and sure enough, as her husband said, the people on the side should do whatever they should do, and the people who paid attention were smiling at the corners of their eyes.
Lu Ziyun said: "Then I just saw that a few of you accepted bribes from several companies? Why don't you give money? ”
Su Shi said: "Your eye saw that we didn't pay any money, and we helped us calculate the accounts of several old men every month, and we also helped pay the taxes every month, and there was no right to speak without investigation, do you understand?" ”
Yan Zijing looked at Lu Ziyun with disdain and said: "Did you hear it, compared to them, you are the most shameless person, and you are embarrassed to say that there are a few children, of course, it is the first time I have seen such a big person being speechless by a few children." ”
Lu Ziyun, who was embarrassed and angry, pulled the meat and slapped him on the ass three times, because although Su Shi was young, he had a big physique, and he might not be able to hold the posture he wanted to fight.
These three blows can pierce the sky, including the people around them, they all looked at Lu Ziyun with very bad eyes, these children often come here, and the identity of these children is very noble, and they beat them back.
Although the flesh doesn't hurt, it's a shame to be beaten like this! can still be bullied in his own home, the whistle on his neck immediately sounded in the market, and in less than half a cup of tea, four strong men with sticks surrounded Lu Ziyun and Yan Zijing.
At this time, Su Xun and his wife were a little worried, and no one wanted a lively scene to turn into this, didn't the two young people know what kind of place this was?
Su Shi looked at Lu Ziyun with pity and said, "You have caused a big disaster, I advise you to arrest it!" ”
The Lu family's nursing home is a little strange, these two people seem to be fearless, and how can these two people look so familiar!
One of them asked tentatively, "Second Young Master?" ”
"Hahahaha" Yan Zijing already wanted to laugh before, but at this time he laughed even crazier, when he went back to his home, he was almost beaten by his own nursing home, if Lu Ziyun's fox friends and dog friends knew, the picture would be beautiful.
Several other nursing homes came closer, saw Lu Ziyun's unkind eyes, and said curtly: "You are also the second son, come back when you come back, and deceive a few children, you play slowly, I will go back and report to the family first." ”
The backer ran away, and when he heard the three words of the second young master, he knew that he was going to be a bad dish, Lu Ziyun was a nightmare in his life, compared to Lu Zifei, who loved him, Lu Ziyun was his nightmare.
"Brother Yun, can you put your brother down first?"
Lu Ziyun sneered: "Put it down so that you can run away, isn't it, this short sword that I am not here, you have fat guts!" They all want to spank me, and I think it's necessary for the two of us to have a good talk. ”
"Don't! Brother Yun, didn't the little brother not recognize Brother Yun for a while? "When it's time to admit it, the flesh is not ambiguous at all.
Yan Zijing said, "Don't you have classes today?" How to run to the bazaar to play at this time. ”
Su Shi rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. is not feeling well today, so he will leave class after assigning us homework." ”
Although Yan Zijing was puzzled, she didn't doubt it, Su Xun was different, and his son himself could not be clear, which was obviously lying.
"Son, don't be honest, did you sneak out?"