Chapter 203: One Hundred Boxes of Moutai
Let Jiang Xiaofan use a straight hook to fish, this is indeed a bit nonsense.
He wouldn't be stupid enough to fish with a straight hook.
He'd have to prepare something, whatever he fishes with, as long as it gets the fish to come up and get pulled out by a straight hook.
Come to mind.
Jiang Xiaofan went down directly to a repair shop: "Boss, is there a generator?"
The boss who was repairing the car was full of engine oil: "Yes, what does the boss want?"
"The most powerful kind. Jiang Xiaofan said.
Shell out to get the goods.
Then he carried the generator to the fairy world.
As long as you catch a fish, it's easy.
It's not enough to kill all the fish.
It's too hard to bait a fish alive.
Dead fish is the easiest.
Jiang Ziya didn't know the generator, standing in front of the generator, the whole person was stunned: "What is this thing?"
"Generators. Jiang Xiaofan said.
"How come I have never found such a magic weapon?" Jiang Ziya said.
"There's so much you haven't seen. Jiang Xiaofan said mysteriously.
Diesel fuel is poured and the engine starts.
Then he took out two iron wires and put them together.
Suddenly, there was a sizzling sound, and blue thunder and lightning were now exploding on the two iron wires.
"What are you going to do?" Jiang Ziya was taken aback.
"Immediately Jiang Lao will know. Jiang Xiaofan smiled mysteriously, and then directly inserted the two wires into the Tianhe.
The blue thunder poured directly into the river, and there was a loud sound.
I thought that the fish would be electrocuted, after all, I had turned on the current to the maximum, but who knows, none of the fish were electrocuted and floated up.
That's a little weird, isn't it?
Could it be that it is not conductive?
Jiang Xiaofan turned off the power generator, and then reached into the Tianhe.
In just a second, Jiang Xiaofan was trembling with electricity, and his hair stood up.
Depend on.
Conductive.
At the same time, the fingers that reached into Tianhe seemed to be wrapped in the fish's mouth.
The fish can still move, which means that the fish is fine.
It took him a lot of effort to take his hand out of Tianhe, and now he felt that the pores all over his body were open, and it turned out that this was the feeling of electric shock.
This special conduction, why is the fish okay?
It should be that this fish is a fairy, and now it is not afraid of electricity at all.
Damn it.
Bai Cheng this generator, and he was almost electrocuted.
"Xiaoyou, didn't you say that I should watch fishing, why is there no reaction at all now?" Jiang Ziya asked rhetorically.
"Elder Jiang, don't worry. Jiang Xiaofan said: "My method hasn't started yet." ”
"Good. Jiang Ziya didn't say much.
Jiang Xiaofan began to worry, what should he do now, how can he let the fish die?
This fairy fish is possessed by miraculous powers, and it can't die at all.
And these fish seemed to have spirituality, otherwise he would not have sucked them directly as soon as he put his finger in them.
But what to do?
Now it can be concluded that this fairy fish is definitely not easy to die.
There had to be another way.
Just make all of these fish faint.
As...... As.
A method flashed in Jiang Xiaofan's mind.
He went down again.
Then I walked into the tobacco and alcohol supermarket.
Looking at the liquor in front of you.
"Bring me ten boxes of Moutai. Jiang Xiaofan said to the boss.
When the boss heard this, he was dumbfounded: "One hundred boxes of Moutai, are you sure?"
"I'm sure. Jiang Xiaofan said.
Then Jiang Xiaofan found a hundred boxes of Moutai and went out.
That's right, it's a hundred boxes of Moutai, which were brought directly to the side of Tianhe.
Open a bottle and pour it directly into the river.
He wanted to see if the fish could hold up.
Jiang Ziya next to him smelled a smell of wine, and the whole person was addicted: "This ...... What kind of wine is this?"
"Why does it smell so good?"
"This is Moutai. Jiang Xiaofan said.
"How about being red compared to my daughter?" Jiang Ziya asked.
What the hell is daughter red?
Jiang Xiaofan really didn't know, anyway, he had seen it on TV.
He doesn't know how his daughter is red, but it's definitely not as good as Moutai.
"Naturally, it's far behind. ”
"What kind of wine is comparable to the wine made by Du Kang, the god of wine?" Jiang Ziya asked.
Although he just asked, the other party's hand had already stretched out towards Jiang Xiaofan, and he almost said something to give me a taste.
"Elder Jiang, do you want to drink?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.
"Can you drink it?" Jiang Ziya continued.
Anyway, if you can drink it or not, you're falling out.
"Yes. ”
Jiang Xiaofan handed over a bottle of Moutai, Jiang Ziya opened it directly, and drank it with a clatter, just like drinking boiled water.
Jiang Xiaofan was completely dumbfounded, on TV, there will always be people who drink in big bowls, he thought that TV was all about drinking water, but he never thought that there would really be, Jiang Ziya is really hanging, after all, the liquor is so spicy.
But in the next second, the expression on Jiang Xiaofan's face was all the same.
Hey!
Jiang Ziya just took a big sip, and then squirted directly out of his mouth.
In that picture, Jiang Xiaofan, who watched it, had only one opinion on this Jiang Ziya, that is, he was too capable of pretending.
"It's spicy. Jiang Ziya said in disbelief.
"Yes. Jiang Xiaofan nodded, he chatted and chatted, and the business still had to be done.
All the drinks were poured into the heavenly river.
The color of the wine is white, and the color of the river water is also white, and when the two are mixed together, there is almost no color change in the water of the Tianhe River.
It's just that there is a very strong smell of alcohol.
And this time.
From the heavenly river, a goldfish jumped out, as if stupid.
And some fish have turned their bellies upside down, revealing white, which is a sign of the past sin.
And it's not just the fish that are drunk now.
On the surface of the river, there are also crabs and lobsters floating.
There are all kinds of aquatic animals.
There are tuna, sharks, and whales.
Is this special mother a river?
This is the sea.
I can't believe it.
But this is also normal, after all, it is a heavenly river, if it is the same as an ordinary river, it is a bit nonsense.
But the river is so shallow, how can there be so many things, and whales.
And now that the fish have turned over, it's time to fish.
The fish that fainted were not good at drinking, and those that were bouncing around were very good at drinking, and now they were almost drunk.
You want to get these fish into the basket.
Just pour some wine.
Jiang Xiaofan poured Moutai wine into the fish basket.
The smell of wine came out.
The drunken fish smelled the smell of wine, and then they all jumped out of the heavenly river and went to the fish basket.
Jiang Xiaofan smiled with satisfaction, he never expected that he would fish in such a way.
"Elder Jiang, look, the fish has been caught. ”
But at this time, Jiang Ziya had no intention of watching any fishing at all, he was still drinking Moutai, and his face was slightly red: "This wine is delicious, where did you come from, bring me some." ”
"Elder Jiang, shouldn't we talk about some serious things? Jiang Xiaofan said.