"Your Highness might as well say anything unhappy about it, and let Wechen be happy......

Li Ke was stunned.

"Poof!"

Princess Changle on the side couldn't help laughing, and when she saw Fang Jun looking over, she glared at Fang Jun with slight disgust, blaming him for talking nonsense in a strange tone.

"Talking about something unhappy makes me happy"......

How could Datang have ever had such a style of speaking?

Even Princess Changle, who is like a water, finds it interesting.

Li Ke's face darkened, and he said unhappily: "Do you think it's funny to ridicule this king?" ”

Fang Jun was stared at by Princess Changle's eyes, and his bones were lightened, and he smiled when he heard this: "How dare you, His Royal Highness King Wu is handsome and dignified, and he is the idol of countless middle-aged and elderly women in Guanzhong, how dare Weichen ridicule?" Aren't you afraid that you will be beaten to death by the old woman next door when you go out? ”

Li Ke was furious: "Middle-aged and elderly women?!" If you think about it, it's just dirty! ”

"Third brother, Fang ...... Erlang, you drink slowly, I'll go to the back house to talk to my sister-in-law. Princess Changle got up and gave a salute.

Li Ke hummed, and Fang Jun hurriedly got up to return the salute, watching Princess Changle's slender back disappear at the door of the study.

It's just that when he walked to the door, Fang Jun obviously saw Princess Changle's shoulders shaking like a knife......

Is this Highness holding back a smile?

Fang Jun was in a good mood, sat down opposite Li Ke, and said with a smile: "What is it that Your Highness is upset?" Let's listen to Weichen, I can't say that our 'black-faced little Zhuge 'can give you some advice to relieve your sorrows. ”

Li Ke was speechless: "Why didn't you find out that you still have a poor mouth before?" ”

"That's because His Highness was attracted by the light of Wei Chen."

"you, can you get a face?"

The two complained a few words, Li Ke held the teacup and sighed: "Chang'anju, it's not easy." ”

Fang Jun was speechless, you are a prince, and you will actually sigh that life is difficult and home is not easy?

Looking down at the tea leaves in the teapot, although the tea leaves in Li Ke's house were all given away by Fang Jun for free, and there was never any need to spend money to buy them, but such a standard of living could only be described as "brocade clothes and jade food".

If you are still worried like this, the people will not be able to live.

Is there any reason for this......

Despised Li Ke's hypocrisy from his heart, Fang Jun raised his eyes and looked around, then got up and came to the bookcase.

There was a half-pool of ink on the bookcase, and I pulled a piece of rice paper, picked up a brush and dipped it in ink......

Li Ke's face turned white with fright, he turned over and jumped up, rushed to Fang Jun and dragged his hand in front of him, and said in a lost voice: "Erlang, don't make trouble!" Ben Wang ...... The foolish brother is just complaining about the shortage of money and goods, why do you have to write poetry? ”

Fang Jun was stunned and said: "I occasionally got two warnings in my heart, so I want to encourage His Highness, why are you so panicked?" ”

Li Ke was slightly stunned: "Not writing poetry?" ”

Fang Jun said: "Of course not, writing poetry pays attention to an artistic conception and inspiration, where can I say and write?" ”

The poems in the buddy's head are not endless, good steel is used on the blade, how can it be written casually? Write one less song, what do you use to pretend to be forced after you finish writing......

What Li Ke thinks is: Others may pay attention to an inspirational conception, but do you need it? Write what you want, write whatever you want, and write how you want!

What are the magnates in Guanzhong most afraid of now?

I'm not afraid that the year will be bad and the grain will fail, I'm not afraid that the emperor will be angry and punish him, I'm afraid that Fang Erlang will write poems......

This mallet doesn't scold people and doesn't write poetry!

Not to mention the obscene works of "Bright Moonlight in Front of the Bed" in the past, the song "Charcoal Seller" alone is creepy! Li Tai, the king of Wei, has always been forced to hide his true nature, revealing the gentle and jade-like posture of Corporal Lixian in front of people to raise hope, but his reputation was completely ruined by Fang Jun's poem, and it may even be stinky for 10,000 years with the spread of this poem......

Not long ago, the song "Some People" in the prison of Dali Temple, although the style and rhetoric are simply unsightly, and the genre is unprecedented, but the words and sentences are like arrows and knives, and the blood is earth-shattering! Scold all the family gate valves so much that it is called a skin and flesh that is painful!

Except for those literati who are not afraid of big things and hope for the advent of a masterpiece of ore, who is especially willing to let Fang Jun write poetry?

Li Kewu was shocked: "Aren't you afraid of people?" ”

Fang Jun was speechless.

It turned out that I was afraid of writing poems and people......

In other words, His Royal Highness King Wu doesn't have any unpleasant filth, right?

It's really unconfident.

Li Ke said at this time: "Don't scold people, otherwise don't blame the king for turning his face!" ”

Fang Jun had no choice but to nod and say, "It's really not scolding." ”

Li Ke let go of his hand and stood aside and watched Fang Junbi walk the dragon and snake, still a little weak-hearted......

"A porridge and a meal, when thinking about where to come from, it is not easy; Half a thread and half a thread, the constant thought of material resources is difficult......"

"It is better to prepare for the rain and dig a well without thirst. Self-worship must be frugal, and the banquet guests must not linger......"

"The utensils are clean and clean, and the tiles are better than gold and jade; The diet is about to be fine, and the garden vegetables are more precious. ”

"There should be room for everything, and it is not appropriate to be proud."

"The family is harmonious, although the food is not good, there is also joy; If the national lesson is finished early, there is no surplus and you will be happy. ”

"Reading is aimed at sages, not disciples; For the sake of the official, the monarchy is not worth it. ”

"Keep your life and listen to the heavens at the right time. If you are like this, you are close to ......"

……

The handwriting is round and beautiful, and the sentences contain philosophy!

The more Li Ke watched, the more wonderful it became, and the more he watched, the more amazing he became!

This word flows between the lines of the essence of being a person, infiltrating the truth between heaven and earth!

It seems to be bland, but every word is thunderous!

Li Ke felt that this article was a hundred times stronger than all the poems and songs written by Fang Jun that were enough to be famous for eternity!

This is no longer an article, but a criterion for people, a guideline for life!

This is the way of the world!

Li Ke's face was flushed with excitement, rubbing his hands, and asked, "I have never heard of this article before, but Erlang has done it recently?" ”

Fang Jun nodded cheekily: "Yes, I have been thinking about it recently, and today I feel something, so I will wave it and encourage His Highness!" ”

In my heart, I sighed, since I just came to the Tang Dynasty to plagiarize poetry and songs, I was terrified, to my conscience was uneasy later, and then to the current matter of course, I am really getting more and more depraved......

It's just that "plagiarism" seems to be addictive, and you get used to plagiarism......

Li Ke was overjoyed and shouted: "Come on, come on!" ”

When the maid outside the study came in, Li Ke took Fang Jun's hand and said, "Come on, come on, Erlang, please modify this place slightly and fill in a few words." ”

Fang Jun was puzzled: "What words to fill in?" This is already the most perfect state, as the so-called increase of one point is too long, subtraction of one point is too short; If it is powdered, it is too white, and Shi Zhu is too red; The eyebrows are like green feathers, and the muscles are like snow; The waist is like a bundle, and the teeth are like shellfish; Yan Ran smiled, bewildered Yang City, and fascinated Cai ......"

Li Ke ignored his verbosity and said to himself: "Just fill in four words: Wu Wang's family motto!" ”

Fang Jun was stunned: "What? ”

Li Ke was so excited that his face flushed: "King Wu's family motto! Let me tell you, the concept of life in this article is really in line with the king's heart! This king wants to frame it and hang it in the middle hall of the palace, and ask King Wu to follow this precept from generation to generation, and it will surely bless the eldest sons and grandchildren! ”

Fang Jun thought to himself that the guy's head was really fast, this was originally "Zhu Zi's Family Motto"! I also have some regrets in my heart, I also like this family motto very much, if it becomes "House Family Motto", wouldn't it be another good story in time?

But looking at Li Ke's current state, if he doesn't give it to him, he may immediately turn his face, and after turning his face, he will have to arrogantly take this character for himself......

Okay, for your sister's sake, I'll send you off reluctantly.

As for which sister's face to look at......

Hmph, you have several good sisters anyway......

Fill in the words "Wu Wang's Family Motto", and then look up and down, deeply satisfied.

This may be the best written word since the crossing, Li Ke has taken advantage of this guy! But take it for it, who let the family have a few good sisters......

The chickens and dogs in the study are jumping.

The servants of King Wu's Mansion also knew that Fang Junnai was a generation of "literary heroes", and His Royal Highness attached so much importance to this article, how could he dare to slack off? Hurriedly found a craftsman in the house, carefully dried the ink stains of this character, and did not even dare to fold it, so he held the treasure of his heart and liver to the outer room of the study, and found a carpenter, on-site work, and framed the character......

Li Ke was so excited that he personally poured tea and water for Fang Jun.

Fang Jun ignored the words and asked Li Ke, "Your Highness is really short of money?" ”

As soon as he said this, Li Ke frowned again......