Chapter 21: The Art of Fantasy
"Chen Jichang, if the old lady is not there, you will rebel? What the hell do you want to do?"
In Chenjiazhuang, Chen Wei's wife Liu pointed at Chen Wei's nose and scolded: "In front of the three children, you are like this? You... You... You are so brazen ... β
Chen Yu's third son, the eldest Chen Sen, the second Chen Hao, and the third Chen Sheng lowered their heads and lowered their eyes, silent.
The courtesans and maikos retreated in horror.
"Madam, don't be angry, there are outsiders, I'll explain to you slowly when I get back to the house." Chen Yu was like a frosted eggplant, lowered his eyebrows and whispered, completely missing the heroic look when he was talking with Li Sanjian.
A seven-foot-tall man is like a little daughter-in-law in front of a woman.
Hearing this, Liu pointed at Li Sanjian and shouted, "Are you talking about him?" Who is he? β
"Mother, he's a shameless person." Before Chen Wei could answer, Chen Ke'er on the side said in a coquettish voice, Chen Ke'er spit out her pink tongue at Li Sanjian, although she was full of contempt for Li Sanjian, but her expression was extremely cute.
Li Sanjian was dumbfounded, smacked his lips, and had the heart to distinguish, but he couldn't speak...
"Kerr, Hugh is talking nonsense." Chen Yu scolded.
Chen Wei didn't know what happened between Chen Keer and Li Sanjian, and thought that Chen Keer was talking about Li Sanjian enjoying singing and dancing with him.
Li Sanjian is a shameless person, so what is he? Chen Yu had a heart attack, but he didn't dare to do so in front of the Liu family, so he had to explain: "His surname is Li Sanjian, and he is a disciple of Brother Zizhan. β
"Hmph, it's not a good thing." Liu ignored Chen Wei and asked Chen Ke'er: "Ke'er, why do you say that this person is a shameless person?" β
"Mother, he... He... Bully me. Chen Keer replied hesitantly and ambiguously.
"Why did he bully you?" The more Liu asked, the more stern his voice became, glaring at Li Sanjian fiercely.
"He... He had no clothes on... He also touched... Chen Ke'er had no choice but to tell the truth under Liu's questioning.
"Touch... Toothless and unforgettable. Li Sanjian saw that Chen Keer was actually going to shake out his ugly behavior, so he hurriedly interrupted Chen Keer's words and said: "The girl is quite Yaxing, galloping on the horse, extremely admired on the next side, like a river with waves, and at the same time admiring the girl's heroic posture immediately, unconsciously the standing position is quite inappropriate, and the standing posture is also extremely unsightly, which affects the girl's Yaxing, and is splashed with mud, which is also a fault in the next." Moreover, the mud splashed by the girl is the nectar of heaven, and it should be saved as a sign of respect, but it can be blinded by lard below, and want to get rid of it, and dry it naked, which is also the fault of the next, and when the clothes are cleansed, waiting for the girl's arrival... After that, the girl taught the art of riding a horse, and it was really unforgettable. β
Chen Yu's wife Liu is so fierce, Li Sanjian can't help but be afraid in his heart, and at the same time, he can't count on Chen Wei, he himself is like a turtle grandson in front of Liu...
"Poof... Chen Keer couldn't help but be amused by Li Sanjian's words, smiled and bent over, and at the same time did not continue.
Chen Yu's father and son couldn't help but laugh when they heard this.
Hearing this, Liu glared at Li Sanjian and said to Chen Yu, "You come with me." β
Li Sanjian looks relatively weak, and at the same time, he is really not very old, and the Liu family never imagined that Li Sanjian would have any bad intentions, so he didn't ask any more questions, and wanted to go back to the house and teach Chen Yu a good lesson.
Chen Yu was extremely embarrassed, glanced at Liu, and wanted to attack on the spot, but he was still calmed by Liu's momentum, and obediently followed Liu's outside.
At this time, Li Sanjian was the only one left in the hall of Nuoda, which seemed extremely empty and cold.
That night, Li Sanjian rested in Chenjiazhuang.
Li Sanjian was drunk and slept very sweetly, but unexpectedly, he was suddenly awakened by an earth-shattering sound in the middle of the night.
After Li Sanjian woke up, he only heard a noise coming from a room outside, and the sound was getting louder and louder, threatening to pierce the sky.
"You fucking let Lao Tzu be embarrassed in front of his master, and now you are still making Lao Tzu embarrassed in front of his apprentice, today there is you without me, I don't have you, Lao Tzu fights with you, slut, take over."
"Bah, are you embarrassed to say the good things you did? Lose face? Aren't you afraid of being ashamed of doing such a shameless thing? β
The louder the two of them became, mixed with the crackling sound of smashing things.
"Slut, watch my dragon dance for nine days, take it!"
"Will you change? Come on, come on, the old lady will let you see what is the art of strange escape today, Fengxiang Jiuxiao! β
What kind of kung fu is this? Li Sanjian was surprised when he heard this, and hurriedly climbed on the window lattice to look out, and only the sound of a fight was heard in a room not far away, and there was nothing else unusual.
Just when Li Sanjian was wondering in his heart, suddenly there was a loud noise in the room, and a huge golden Jiao rose into the air.
Jin Jiao's body is strong, and the dragon's claws are strong, like galloping in the clouds and waves. After the golden Jiao circled for a few weeks, the dragon's eyes the size of iron balls stared at the middle of the house, the dragon's whiskers fluttering, teeth and claws.
Almost at the same time, a fire phoenix also rose into the air, with a red light soaring in the air, and then the phoenix flames that rose to the sky were already dense in the sky in the blink of an eye, and the huge flames rose into the sky, and the loud phoenix roar also broke out.
In an instant, the dazzling phoenix flame pierced the night sky, illuminating almost the entire Chenjiazhuang.
The sky is also colorful, incomparably brilliant and colorful, like day.
It's so beautiful! It's spectacular! It's amazing! Li Sanjian grabbed the window lattice tightly with both hands, looking at such a wonderful scene, he couldn't help but praise it in his heart.
"Nine Ghost Rotting Corpse Skills!" Jin Jiao suddenly spoke, let out a dragon roar, and in the blink of an eye, Jin Jiao turned into a black figure, and there were countless skeletons surging out around the figure, rushing towards the fire phoenix.
The wind was full of compassion, and the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howls loomed.
"Divine Ghost Rakshasa Formula!"
The fire phoenix also followed, and countless female ghosts appeared in the air, ghosts and shadows, fighting with skeletons...
The ghost's voice was fierce, setting off a stirring sound.
Seeing this, Li Sanjian was immediately frightened, shouted and retreated to the bed, covered his head with a quilt, and trembled.
Who the hell is this family? Is it a human or a ghost? Is it a demon or a demon?
Could it be that he got into a ghost den by himself? Li Sanjian was shocked in his heart, could this be a yin tomb?
The gusty wind blew the wooden windows into a rattling sound, which made Li Sanjian even more frightened.
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Early in the morning of the second day, Li Sanjian's eyes were black, his spirit was extremely sluggish, and when he said goodbye to Chen Yu and others with the bookcase on his back, the script was faltering and crumbling.
"The protΓ©gΓ© was ordered by the teacher to go to Lingshan County, Qinzhou, and came to bid farewell to his uncle." Li San was strong and resigned before Chen Yu's residence.
Although Li Sanjian was scared, he was still not rude, and at the same time, Li Sanjian also vaguely guessed something in his heart at this time, what happened yesterday should be some illusion or something, but Li Sanjian still couldn't believe it, is the illusion in this world so wonderful? It's just like the real thing...
After Li Sanjian said three times in a row, the door finally opened, and a handmaid came out and blessed Li Sanjian and said: "The lord and the lady have a lot of inconvenience, please forgive the son, the master said, there is rudeness, please bear with the son." β
"Uncle Shi, he is... Li Sanjian asked.
The maid smiled and shook her head.
Could it be that he had a big fight with his wife yesterday and was not lightly injured? Now you don't have the face to come out to meet people?
This strengthened Li Sanjian's guess, it was really a fantasy technique, if they were ghosts and gods, they would be ever-changing, even if they were beaten to the point that their nose and face were swollen, and then they changed again, where would they have no face to come out to see people?
But Li Sanjian thought about it, demons and monsters didn't dare to come out to meet people during the day, but what about Chen Sen and Chen Ke'er? Especially Chen Ke'er has body temperature, it can't be a demon or a ghost.
It doesn't matter if the fuck is a demon or a ghost, or is it the best policy to leave here quickly, Li Sanjian said secretly in his heart.
"So, the student takes his leave." So after Li Sanjian gave a salute, he turned around and fled from Chenjiazhuang.
Li Sanjian fled to a hillside, and when he looked back, he saw that Chenjiazhuang was shrouded in a mist, faintly, adding a mysterious color.
Zi said: Reviewing the old and learning the new can be a teacher. Good benevolence is not easy to learn, and its concealment is also foolish; It is difficult to learn if it is easy to know, and it is also unpleasant; Good faith is not easy to learn, and it is also a thief; It's hard to learn, and it's also twisted; is brave and hard to learn, and its concealment is also chaotic; It's hard to learn.,It's crazy.γγγ β
Li Sanjian chanted the Analects loudly, turned around and left with great strides.
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"Madam, look, how is it good? How can you let me have the face to say goodbye to Brother Zizhan? How do you explain to Brother Zizhan? Chen Yu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, complained to his wife Liu with a bitter face.
Liu Shi looked at his "masterpiece" and couldn't help laughing: "It's just a teenager, what are you afraid of?" β
"Well, ma'am, why don't you understand this? Although this person is a child, but he is the closed disciple of Brother Zizhan, Brother Zizhan is this person has great expectations, and yesterday I had a long talk with him, I found that this person is extremely knowledgeable, is extremely outstanding, according to my estimates, this person will be very promising in the future, now it's good, Han Ren said goodbye, I didn't even dare to show my face, it was extremely rude, if he held a grudge, maybe... Ay... Chen Yu sighed with a bitter face.
"A manly husband, mother-in-law and mother-in-law, care about this and that, even so, find a way to make friends with him in the future, it's a big deal for you to make amends to your brother again, what's the big deal?" Liu said disdainfully.
"Where did he go to school?" Ryu then asked.
"Lingshan County, Qinzhou." Chen Yu replied.