Verses 677, 678 Chick! General Xie!
Hard continued: "Dong Qi is still talking nonsense about the demon queen who will be lewd. He was whimsical and planned to use a beautiful man to send a monk named Busu into the palace... It's hard for the ministers to speak. ”
Of course, Cui Xiuning already knew about this. They found the monk Busu, who is said to be not only handsome and young, but also a master of the Great Joy Exercises, and once a woman gets wet, she can't stop it, and it is very evil.
At this time, hearing the hard mention of this person, Cui Xiuning felt even more disgusted in his heart.
When you are who? Sending a prostitute monk to confuse oneself? What about the brain?
said hard: "They want to use the beautiful man and the beautiful woman to make His Majesty and the mother turn against each other." Or let that lewd monk control Niangniang and murder Your Majesty..."
Cui Xiuning said: "You will plan as you go, pay attention to safety." ”
Soon after leaving the palace, he sent a message to the anti-Tang forces, saying that "the demon queen is cautious, but she is not suspicious."
In the Dong Mansion, a new guest also came at this time. This man came from Dian Prefecture and was a young monk.
Busu.
As soon as this person arrived at the Dong Mansion, he amazed everyone.
It's really this monk, so handsome.
The eyebrows are picturesque, the lips are red and the teeth are white, and the skin is fair and radiant. When you don't laugh, you look solemn, and when you laugh, you turn all beings upside down. He only wore a moon-white Gebu monk's robe, but he floated out of the dust, and his posture was like a crane dancing in the clouds.
is obviously a man, but he looks like a wonderful woman, even if a man sees it, he will be excited.
What's even worse is that this person is nicknamed "Jade King Kong", and it is said that he has extraordinary endowments and is a master of cultivating great joy. He was sent to the Bagan Dynasty by the King of Yunnan and took down the Queen of Bagan, which made the Queen of Bagan swoon, causing the Yuan army to destroy Bagan more smoothly.
I don't know how many women were subdued by him.
Dong Qi looked at the cloth that he had finally invited, and he was very jealous in his heart.
It's the same man, it's really bad. This cloth is estimated to be nothing more than Pan An and Song Yu are alive.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the little monk is not talented, but he is confident that he can make the demon queen obey. As long as she goes to the bed of the demon queen and lets her taste the benefits of the little monk, she will naturally obey her words. Busu said calmly.
His words were arrogant, but his expression was not exaggerated, but a natural certainty.
Dong Eun said: "Amitabha, then it will be troublesome for Master Yu to make a move." The old man heard that the great joy is the ultimate in room art, and it is miraculous, and it is difficult for ordinary people to predict? It can't be taken for granted. Dare to ask Master Yu, what did you say? ”
Dong Eun is cunning and cunning? Although he saw that Busu was indeed handsome and abnormal? But I still don't believe that he can manipulate the demon queen. He was a scholar, and he had doubts about the side door after all. What if you don't get rid of the demon queen? If it's bad, it's troublesome.
Others also looked at Busu expectantly? I hope Busu has some answers. Such a big deal? Just a good-looking skin? How much unreliable.
Bu Su said: "People have seven emotions and six desires, and they have great joy and sorrow. Dare to ask you, have you experienced great joy and sorrow? ”
Everyone spoke one after another, and some people said that they were promoted to make a fortune? Joy to add a noble son? Some people say that parents die and their beloved children die. But Busu smiled and shook his head.
Dong Qi said: "What about being an emperor? Isn't it a big joy? ”
Bu Su still shook his head, "Being an emperor is still not enough to be a great joy." ”
"What do you say? It's just ordinary joy and sorrow, but it's never great joy and sorrow. The one who rejoices and sorrows? There is no one in a hundred who has encountered it in a lifetime. Great sorrow and joy, there will be great enlightenment. Ordinary people, even emperors and generals, if there is no chance, there is no opportunity for great sorrow and joy. ”
Dong Eun said movingly: "Listening to what Master Yu said, this secret matter of men and women can actually give birth to great sorrow and joy? ”
Bu Su smiled: "Naturally not. But great joy can be done. This skill can make people live in a heart of bliss, see blissful things, and travel the world, ascending to infinity, not like the world. ”
said something that made everyone leisurely fascinated, but in fact, it was impossible to mention it. It is to make people hallucinate and feel the joy that is impossible in reality.
As for how to hallucinate, it is unknown.
Bu Su continued: "As long as the demon queen and the little monk have a pillow feast, they can't stop. Even the honor of the queen can become boring. Although she is the queen, the little monk can become her master, but she is willing to be a slave. ”
"It's just that the little monk can't see the demon queen, and the demon queen can't see the little monk. It's not going to be easy. Listening to his tone, it seemed that as long as the demon queen saw him, she would definitely take him back to the palace.
Don't be too confident.
"It's not that hard." Dong Eun said, "There is a woman named Chen Shuzhen in the Tang Kingdom, who is a lieutenant in the official residence and has a high and powerful position. As long as you take down this Chen Shuzhen and make Chen Shuzhen seriously ill, then the demon queen will definitely come to visit Chen's mansion, and you will be discovered. ”
It's a possible idea. Chen Shuzhen's status is high enough and trusted enough, once she is seriously ill, the demon queen should take the initiative to visit.
If you are so untrustworthy or have a low status, even if you die of illness, the demon queen probably won't take a look.
"Good. Then get Chen Shuzhen first...... It's always easier to get into this female captain's room. ”
"Yes, Chen Shuzhen is still a widow, she is at the age of a wolf and a tiger, if she meets Master Yu, it will be even more unbearable......"
The crowd quickly made a decision. In their eyes, it seems that Cui Xiuning and Chen Shuzhen are all prodigal people who can be confused by Busu.
And Bu Su himself is also full of a firm posture of wisdom beads.
Of course he's confident, because he hasn't missed a shot yet!
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"Wang Shilang? You are not eligible for the exam. You are from Yizhou, but you went to the Liang State exam the year before last and became a county magistrate, and you were in the county magistrate, and you were bent on greedy ink. Hmph, now you want to take the imperial examination of the Tang Dynasty again? No way. ”
Chengdu County guards the yamen, and the official of the ceremonial room really sent back a reference document.
The scholar who was beaten back to the reference qualification was none other than Wang Shilang.
After Xiao Liang died, his county magistrate was gone, and he could only return to Chengdu in despair.
I finally waited for a year and wanted to take the Tang Imperial Examination again, but I was told that I was not qualified for the examination!
What made Wang Shilang even more depressed was that the person in front of him was Ma Su, a student from Yizhou who was ridiculed by himself the year before last.
At that time, he returned to Yizhou as the magistrate of Daliang County, and Ma Su had just finished the Tang State imperial examination and had not yet been conferred an official. He also sneered at him.
But how long has it been? His official position is gone, and his fame is gone. But Ma Su was promoted to the secretary of Chengdu County from the Eight Rites!
It's unpredictable!
"Brother Ma, the younger brother is also from Yizhou, this..."Wang Shilang heard that he couldn't take the exam, and he was immediately anxious.
Ma Su said coldly: "This is the yamen!" Which fruit is a brother to you? It's not a place to talk about human feelings! Hurry up, hurry up, go away! Hugh is noisy! ”
Wang Shilang was furious, "Can't take the test? Ge Lao Tzu, that Lao Tzu read the sage mouse, for what! You have a holiday with Lao Tzu, and you want to take revenge on Lao Tzu! Turtle, you're shaking too! What a big official authority! Lao Tzu has also been an official, don't bare you! ”
"This is the yamen, not a place for you to scold the streets! Come on, blast me out! Ma Su was also angry.
This Wang Shilang is so undisciplined, he is not qualified for the exam, and he is still messing around.
Several government policemen came over, grabbed the shouting Wang Shilang, threw him at the door of the ya, and warned: "If you want to make nonsense again, I will arrest you and put you in prison for the crime of obstructing official business!" ”
Wang Shilang fell into the dust, looking at the tall county guard yamen with hatred, and died of shame and indignation in the eyes that shot around him.
"Lao Tzu wants to be an official!"
"If you don't let Lao Tzu take the exam, Lao Tzu will go to the Yuan Court, and Lao Tzu must be an official! Hemp wheat husks! ”
Wang Shilang roared angrily in his heart, he stood up and patted his clothes, and his face was gloomy immediately.
This person is also a character. He returned to the old house, found some of the soft things that were hidden, bought dry food, and went out to the mountains overnight.
Resolute.
He wants to go through the mountains and mountains to Shaanxi!
He has relatives who are officials in Shaanxi. As long as you get to Guanzhong, with the help of relatives, and then rely on your own talent and experience, it is not difficult to become a petty official.
Hmph, Tang Guo didn't let Lao Tzu be an official, Lao Tzu would be an official of Dayuan!
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Just as the Tang State was preparing for the imperial examinations in various states, the Tang army finally landed in the Kanto region, and met Xindu, the commander of the Japanese army, to the east of Mount Fuji.
Hearing that the Tang army had landed, Xin Du personally led an army of 80,000 yuan and a traitor army of 50,000 Japanese to the south to block the attack.
At this time, seeing the majestic military formation of the Tang army, Xin Du's heart was both extremely angry and complicated.
Back then, Li Luo was also a famous general of the Great Yuan and a general of the Japanese Expedition. But now, this wolf-cub-like traitor not only rebelled, but also came to conquer the sun.
What is this called?
However, although Xindu had an army of more than 100,000 people, he felt that he had no bottom in his heart. As Li Luo's former "robe", of course he knows Li Luo's ability.
In the past few years, Li Luowei has become extremely famous, even if he is Dayuan, he cannot deny that Li Luo is a famous general in the world and has never been defeated.
Hojo Shizong, Wan Zhedu, Zhang Hongfan, Kudu Timur, Chen Rilian, Yuxi Timur, Yunnan Wang and so many other good generals were all defeated in the hands of Li Luo.
He Xin Du faced Li Luo, how could he not be afraid?
So, this man, who has been arrogant in Kanto for five years, is afraid.
He uncharacteristically chose a defensive formation and did not dare to take the initiative to play at all.
More complicated than Xindu's mood was the Mongolian colored cavalry Wanhu Zheza.
Zheza looked at Li Luo's Daxu from afar, and couldn't help but think of what he and Li Luo said separately back then: 'The general will always be my Zheza's general. ’
But now, when he encountered Li Luo again, he was a traitor who created the Great Yuan Rebellion, and he unified the southern kingdom and became the pseudo-Tang Emperor!
But even so, Zheza was still very grateful to Li Luo. He was originally only from ten households, and he was already very good to be an official of one hundred households in his life. As for the thousand households, it is almost impossible, and the ten thousand households dare not think about it.
It was Li Luo who promoted him from a brand head (Shi Chang) to a thousand households, and then to ten thousand households.
Li Luo is not only his benefactor, but also his nobleman.
But now, he is going to fight Li Luo on the battlefield! This distressed Jeza.
Speaking of which, he has not been happy in the past few years. The best time to mix was precisely when Li Luo was under his command.
But since he came to Xindu, he has been excluded, suppressed, and ignored by Xindu everywhere.
Very simple. Xin Du thought that he was "lucky" by luck, and he became ten thousand households by mistake.
Otherwise, how can a person from a small root be qualified to be a 10,000 household? Even if there are thousands of households, there are not many people who are tens of thousands of households.
Not only Xindu, but other Mongolian generals also rejected Zhezha for this, and they all thought he was shit luck.
In the past, there were tens of thousands of cavalry stationed in the Japanese army, but these cavalrymen later left and returned to China, and as long as the Zheza department was located, they remained here without moving.
The imperial court had no intention of transferring them back, and seemed to want them to stay overseas all the time. The Mongol army has always been afraid of the sea and hates the islands, who wants to be stationed on the islands all the time?
Trapped here, where is there still a fight, and there is still a chance to make meritorious contributions?
So Zheza and his subordinates were very dissatisfied, but they were helpless.
Xindu defended without a fight, and the Tang army did not immediately attack.
At night, the cavalry who went out on night patrol brought back a letter, which was written by Li Luo to Zheza.
Zhezha opened it and saw that there was only a sentence written in Mongolian: "The Yuan army will be defeated, surrender to the Tang Dynasty, and seal the marquis." ”
Zheza burned the letter, and his heart struggled.
Xin Du is definitely not Li Luo's opponent, the Tang army has powerful firearms, and these 10,000 Mongolian cavalry cannot restrain the Tang army.
This battle is very difficult to win.
Surrender? But if you surrender, how many people are willing to go with you?
Zheza thought for a while, and decided to tell a group of subordinates. Most of these people were promoted by Li Luo, and if everyone is willing to descend, then they can be demoted. If everyone doesn't agree, it's useless for him to surrender.
Many, a group of thousands of households were recruited. When they heard Jeza's words, they unanimously wanted to surrender.
Because they've had enough.
The common characteristic of these Mongol generals is that they are of low origin.
Otherwise, it would not have been transferred for five years. They were just ordinary cavalrymen back then, and because the officers fled after the hurricane, they were promoted to 100 households or even 1,000 households by Li Luo.
Without Li Luo, it would be difficult for them to live in a hundred households.
A thousand households said: "We came to Japan with Xindu six years ago, and then we were abandoned by Xindu by a hurricane. It was the general who arrived in time to save us and make us a thousand households. ”
"We defeated the Japanese country, but because of our low background, we have been staying in this broken place for six years, the court has forgotten us, the Great Khan has forgotten us, Xin Du looks down on us, it is better to vote for the general."
Another Qianhu said: "It's been six years, why haven't you let us go back!" A shepherd wouldn't want to stay in the water, and a wolf wouldn't want to catch fish all the time! We're not Xindu, we're leaving, I'll never want to see the sea again! ”
Zhezha said coldly: "Xin is the king here, not a khan is equal to a khan, and he has the final say on whether millions of Japanese people live or die, of course he is not willing to go back to Dadu to be a clan." ”
"But what about us? We can't stay here forever. I estimate that in another five years, the imperial court will not transfer us from low backgrounds back! I'm afraid we're going to die of old age on the island! There will be no chance to see the steppe desert again! ”
The long-term dissatisfaction of a group of people all broke out, and those who did not want to surrender also decided to surrender.
"You don't know how the general is a person and what his ability is, I believe in the general. Without the Great General, there would be no my Golden Heaven, and there would be no Your Golden Heaven."
"I am a Mongol, and I should be loyal to Dayuan, but Dayuan is too far away, and it is difficult to win this battle. And the general is close at hand, so I can only choose the general. ”
A thousand households said: "Choose the general!" Anyway, Xin Du is not the opponent of the general! It's better to surrender than to lose! ”
Zheza stood up violently, "Good! Send a letter to tell the General that we are willing to return to the General's command, but we are not willing to stay here! ”
"Wow!"
"Send someone to tell Xin Du again, just say that we are going to surrender Li Luo, let him do it himself."
"Wow!"
The cavalry battalion of the Yuan army suddenly acted nervously.
Soon, Xin Du received a letter from Zhezha and others, saying that they wanted to surrender to Li Luo, leave the camp, and let themselves behave themselves.
Xin Du was shocked, and immediately led his troops to the Zhezha camp in person, but where was the time?
I only heard a rumbling sound, and tens of thousands of cavalry had already left the camp!
"Bastard! Darn! Damn it! Xin Du was furious, "This small-footed shepherd is really a ball of cow dung!" He should have fired his ten thousand households a long time ago! ”
The news that Zhezha led tens of thousands of cavalry to flee and surrender to the Tang army immediately blew like a wind throughout the Yuan army camp. The Yuan army, which was already demoralized, suddenly floated in the army's heart, and the wind was loud, and it began to be chaotic.
"Marshal, if the golden cavalry is gone, this battle will be even more difficult to fight......" a subordinate general said with a sad face.
But at this moment, another general rushed in, "Commander, the Japanese army has run away, and tens of thousands of people suddenly fled in a mess, and their armor was thrown to the ground!" ”
What the!
Xin Du jumped up again, "Kujou and the guards, these bastards! Damn it! Ben Shuai is going to skin them! ”
The cavalry surrendered, the Japanese fled, and there was no hope for the battle.
With tens of thousands of Japanese troops fleeing at night, the defense of the Yuan army became a complete decoration. Moreover, the surrender of the cavalry and the escape of the Japanese army also broke the fighting spirit of the remaining Han army and the Goryeo army.
Seeing that there was chaos everywhere in the army, the Goryeo army also began to flee, and finally the Han army. Can't stop at all.
It can be said that Jeza's surrender is like a bone nomi card, triggering a chain reaction.
"Handsome! Hurry up! Otherwise, it will be too late! The generals persuaded that everyone had no fighting spirit.
Xin Du sighed, but before he could give the order to retreat, he heard the sound of rumbling horses' hooves.
Li Lu, who had been waiting for an opportunity like a wolf for a long time, finally ordered the cavalry to attack almost.
Yelu Zhongjie and Shi Mo Huaide each commanded 5,000 cavalry and launched a charge against the disorganized Yuan army.
"Boom-" With a bang, the Yuan army completely collapsed.
Fortunately, during the night, many people were not captured, but fled into the night.
Xin Du led the Chinese army to break through desperately, but where could he be? In the end, all of them were captured.
The 100,000-yuan army and the Japanese army did not fight a decent battle at all, and they were defeated like a mountain. Very few were killed, but more than 50,000 were captured.
"The last general, Zheza, meet the general!"
Zheza entered the Tang army camp alone with his bare hands, and soon met Li Luo, and immediately saluted.
"Hahaha, Zheza, good, good. Get up! Li Luo smiled happily.
"Wow! General Xie! Jeza stood up and said.
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