Chapter 18 Master, Do You Want to Wear a Cheongsam Too?

Women's money, easy to earn!

Perfume and beauty cream have shown that in order to love beauty, the aristocratic women of the Tang Dynasty can go crazy regardless of the cost.

However, these two things are exclusive to the rich after all, so a small bottle of perfume, but it will be used up in more than ten days, but it will cost ten taels of silver, which is enough for an ordinary family of five to be slightly rich in a year.

For long-term income input, we must aim at a well-off home.

For example, two taels of silver and a silk cheongsam look quite expensive, but it can be worn for a long time, and it can also increase the harmony of men and women's sex, and the cost performance is overwhelming.

"Da Lang, the cheongsam is so exposed, how did you sell it?" Obviously, the level of shame that Xian Hui'er can accept is not high.

"Find a spokesperson." , Li Ran smiled, saying that you are still young, daughter-in-law, and you don't know anything about the openness of some girls.

He believed that Princess Taiping would definitely like these fancy dresses.

"Here, try the sailor suit again."

"Don't! The thighs are exposed! ”

"Come on, good, I'll see, just see."

"No! …… Hey, Da Lang, didn't the rest of our family go to watch the polo match, why, there are footsteps outside? ”

"Wow, daughter-in-law, your excuse is so bad."

“…… No, it's true! ”

Xian Hui'er's scream was accompanied by a heavy knock on the door, as well as Webster's confusion.

"Hui'er, what are you doing in there? Open the door, I'll come in and get something. ”

"Ahh It's my mother, it's bad, Da Lang, you hide! Li Xianhui panicked, and couldn't help but push Li Ran under the bed.

“…… Daughter-in-law, are you sure you wear this cheongsam to open the door? ”

Li Ran didn't panic, but he didn't want to cause misunderstanding...... If the two of them really hammered it, it would be fine, obviously they didn't do anything, if Webster saw that they were adding oil and vinegar to the master, they didn't bother to explain.

"You go to the bed and lie down, cover up, pretend to be sick, and I'll deal with your mother."

Li Ran divided five by two, stuffed all kinds of sex clothes into the quilt, and Shi Shiran opened the door.

Webster was stunned for a moment, looking at each other, so not embarrassed.

"Xian Hui'er is sick, and I'm feeding her water."

“…… This morning, she was still alive! ”

Wei Shi clearly didn't believe it, walked quickly to the bed, and saw that Li Xianhui's face was red and hot, and he immediately frowned...... Fever and shyness, she can still tell the difference!

"Xian Hui'er, you get up and let me see."

Wei Shi is a person who has come over, and he is about to lift the quilt, how dare Li Xianhui wear a cheongsam to see people, and he tuggs at the corners of the quilt pitifully.

“…… All right! Boom! The two of you have not yet married, and you dare to do it! ”

"Hey, Master, you can eat things indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, Xianhui and I are innocent, you want to be crooked."

"Then why are you sneaking around in the house in broad daylight, and why don't Hui'er dare to get up and show people!"

"Are you sure you really want to see it? Okay, Xian Hui'er, get up and let Shi Niang take a look, maybe, Shi Niang is also ......"

Before he could finish speaking, there was another sound of hurried footsteps outside the door.

What does this mean, when our daughter-in-law's boudoir is a vegetable market?

"Ran'er, Ran'er, come out quickly, something big is wrong!"

When he was annoyed, Li Xian rushed in like a whirlwind, and at this moment, Li Xianhui lay down completely, and didn't even dare to move.

"Husband, you came just in time, I want to ...... today"

"I'll talk about it later! Ran'er, come with me quickly! The Tubo people invaded the border of our Tang Dynasty, and the emperor wanted us to enter the palace immediately! ”

Tsk, this wave of assists from the Tibetans came at the right time.

In the Xuanwu Palace, the ministers of civil and military affairs arrived one after another, and dozens of people all had cold faces, whether they were fighting or peace, and they were arguing.

"Enough!" On the dragon chair, Wu Zetian suddenly broke out with a broken cry, which shook the entire hall.

She was very angry, obviously there was only 'Xiangrui' a few days ago, but she received the news that Tubo had committed a crime, didn't it make her face swollen!

The emperor was furious, and the blood flowed and the pestle flowed...... She was murderous.

Li Ran understood the atmosphere in less than a second after stepping into the hall, and could even feel Wu Zetian's terrifying gaze staring at his face.

"The minister Li Ran knocked to see the emperor."

Salute indifferently, between the lightning and flint, there are already countermeasures in his heart, "The minister watches the sky at night, the white tiger in the west hedges, and divination asks for bad luck, knowing that it is the Tubo offense, I originally wanted to start the emperor, but the emperor has summoned the minister." ”

“…… Li Ran, are you guilty? ”

"Sin? What is the crime of Wechen, this auspicious omen, Wechen is about to congratulate the emperor. ”

A trick against the customer was the main one, which instantly made everyone on the scene confused.

“…… What's the joy? Wu Zetian came back to his senses and clearly didn't believe it.

"Naturally, the emperor is wise and martial, and he defeated Tubo and Weijiahai."

Li Ran swore an oath, "The minister calculates that it is not only a big victory, but also an end to the war within half a year!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the court was in an uproar...... It's just a matter of predicting the outcome of the war, anyway, it's about winning or losing, it's better to have a one-half probability, and predict the time, what's the difference between this and opening the eyes of the sky?

"Bong Lilang, war is not child's play, and there is no room for nonsense." , Zhang Cambodia suddenly stepped forward and reprimanded him loudly, but there was no malice, but there was a bit of protection.

"Prime Minister, how about we gamble again?"

Li Ran smiled slightly, "Just bet on whether my divination is accurate, if within half a year, our army returns with a great victory, Prime Minister, you will lead hundreds of officials to write books and erect monuments to congratulate the emperor on his immortal achievements, if you fail to end the battle after half a year, I will give you the head." ”

"Hmph, what do I want your head to do, it won't take half a year, as long as our army wins a big victory in this battle, I will rely on you, if you don't win, you resign, and you can't divinate for the rest of your life!"

Wow, this condition, you are quite human, old goods.

"Enough! Above the court, how can you be allowed to gamble in the market! Wu Zetian couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted angrily, "Li Ran, you are a little sure of this divination!" ”

“…… Ten percent! ”

Li Ran straightened up and looked around proudly, "A few days ago, the emperor occasionally got auspicious, and the true dragon's spirit has been revealed, and Tubo is not an opponent at all, but according to the minister's divination opinion, if you want to win completely, you have to lead the army with a tiger general to be effective." ”

“…… Who will be the Tiger? ”

"Just above the court, the emperor can ask all the generals to try it on the minister's divination tools, and they will know this person."

Li Ran lifted out the pachinko machine and prepared the routine.

“…… This is the divination tool that Yi Zhi mentioned to me? Well, it does seem interesting. ”

Wu Zetian obviously didn't get the pillow wind blowing less, hesitated for a moment, and really ordered the military generals of the court to step forward one by one.

What else does that say...... Under Li Ran's deliberate control, everyone else fell into two floors, but only Wang Xiaojie fell straight down three floors.

"Your Majesty, General Wang Lao is the emperor's tiger general, he will lead the troops to the battle, and he will return with a great victory, and the minister still has a hexagram, which can be counted as outside the palace today, there are righteous people who surrender to the army and offer treasures, which can be verified immediately."

Before the words fell, a celebrant eunuch hurriedly entered the hall and whispered something in Wu Zetian's ear.

Very good, my uncle's ability to seize opportunities, full marks!

“…… Announce his audience! Wu Zetian raised his eyebrows lightly, and after a while, Li Chongrun walked into the Xuanwu Hall with a sextant instrument and his head held high.