346, June 16, 2nd year, rain Don't get married when you look at each other

"To put it mildly, beef is actually just a fresh food, and if you want to eat meat or mutton." Song Beiyun didn't have anything to do today, so he asked someone to send some mutton, cooked a pot of stew himself, called Bai Nian'an and the big black cow, and the three of them enjoyed it together: "This is the meat that the scholar eats, tender, refreshing, and sweet." You say? That's what you won't choose, this mutton has three wants and three don'ts, it should be tender, fresh, bloodletting, no seasoning, no fat, no internal organs, where will the mutton still have a fishy smell? ”

The best lamb meat is cooked with only water and salt water, and after it comes out, it is eaten like this with a salt dish, which is the best taste in the world.

The big black bull made the first move, but was slapped out by Bai Nian'an: "I don't understand the rules!" ”

"Eat, twenty pounds." Song Beiyun didn't mind, took off his apron and sat at the table: "This cooking is just some of my petty interests." ”

"Thank you, Lord Song, for your hospitality."

Bai Nianan first thanked him, but the big black bull didn't care about that, he patted his head: "I'll go get the wine!" ”

A jar for a long time, twenty catties of mutton, eaten full of fresh and fragrant, even Bai Nian'an, who has never liked meat very much, praised it again and again.

Song Beiyun said while eating a rib: "If there is nothing to do in the afternoon, Lao Bai will go around to investigate, visit the market here by the way, and bring some things back for his wife and children." ”

"Understood."

"What about me? I want to go to Manchun Temple......"

"you." Song Beiyun scolded: "Is the addiction so big? If I were tied, you wouldn't have enough to cut off ten heads. ”

"Oh......"

Bai Nian'an squinted at this brute bull who didn't understand the rules, with displeasure on his face: "Lord Song, there are a lot of good hands here now, why don't I arrange guards for you?" ”

"That's not going to happen! I was born and died on the battlefield with the handsome, who can understand the handsome? The big black bull was not happy at the time: "You are all three-legged cats, and you also want to protect the handsome?" ”

"Three-legged cat?"

"Alright." Song Beiyun waved his hand: "This guy is born with divine power and thick skin, and even Xiaoyu is not an opponent when he plays, and it is understandable that the person who came this time was said to be a three-legged cat." ”

Bai Nian'an stopped talking, after all, Song Beiyun said so, and he had nothing to refute, he just buried his head in eating meat, after all, he himself was a weak chicken who didn't know kung fu, and this big black cow was like a chicken cub when he made himself......

After finishing the meal, Bai Nianan went out to work, and Song Beiyun also greeted the big black bull, saying that he would go out to the teahouse to listen to the rain and drink some tea to relieve his greasy.

Da Hei Niu is such a rough person, when he heard that he drank tea, he was depressed, but there was no way that this was what he wanted to do when he kissed the handsome, and he could only follow it if he didn't like it.

Coming to the teahouse, after Song Beiyun sat down, he asked the store for a pot of "Xianglin tea", it is said that this is a tribute, anyway, Zhao Xing doesn't care, and there is no advertising law, so everyone says that their tea is a tribute.

"This kind of tea can also be regarded as tribute tea? Your emperor of the Song Kingdom is too pitiful, right? ”

A voice next to him attracted the attention of the big black bull, he turned his head to look, lowered his voice and asked Song Beiyun: "Why does this man talk like a girl?" ”

Song Beiyun also glanced at it and saw the person sitting at a table not far away, and that person was not to be outdone and gave him a look in return.

"Ahh Song Beiyun turned his head: "It's not like, it's that." ”

"But it's clearly a man, but he doesn't have a beard."

"Man?" Song Beiyun chuckled: "Do you dare to go up and touch it?" ”

"Then why don't you dare, what can you do if you touch a man?"

These days, the big black bull has been rampant and domineering with Song Beiyun here, and his heart is actually a little swollen, he was so excited by Song Beiyun, he stood up at that time and walked towards the white-faced bearded man.

But just as he was about to touch it, a sudden excitement in his heart suddenly made his hand shrink almost instinctively, and then he saw the phantom of a steel knife grazing his wrist.

"Good fellow, sneak attack grandpa!" Without saying a word, the big black cow raised his hand and broke a stool, picked up two stool legs and attacked it.

The man with the knife also slashed with a knife, but don't look at the big black bull who is as strong as a cow, but in the end it came out of the battlefield, and his reaction was not slow at all, and he had already kicked the man in the chest before the knife arrived.

Then the knife bearer was as if he had been hit by a cannonball, and he hit the wall behind him at that time, if it was an ordinary person, he was afraid that it would be over in one fell swoop, but this person seemed to be a practitioner, and he just spit blood and stood up, and wanted to attack the big black bull again.

"That's enough." Song Beiyun screamed, then took out the usual money from his pocket and threw it to the already frightened boss next to him: "I will pay for the loss." ”

And the woman who spoke before snorted coldly: "This Song Kingdom is such a hospitality? ”

Song Beiyun chuckled, came to the table with a teapot, and put the tea on the table: "This minister, I don't think your accent is like a local, right?" ”

"I'm from Liao, I'm doing business."

Song Beiyun looked up and down at the people in front of him, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his starry eyes and face, where did he look like a businessman? It's like a palace man.

Liaoguo ...... Interesting.

Xiao Song's heart was playful, he first took out a hundred seal letters and handed them to the person holding his chest next to him: "My little brother is ignorant and hurt you, and I will use this money to make amends." ”

The man wanted to throw away the money directly, but Song Beiyun raised his hand to stop it, he raised his head slightly and began to look at Song Beiyun: "This little young master is generous. ”

"Average." Song Beiyun said with a smile: "You and I don't know each other, why don't you find a place to drink a few glasses of water and wine?" ”

"No, Song Guo's wine is too soft, it's just for women?"

Song Beiyun laughed: "It seems that this Xianggong has a good amount of alcohol?" ”

"That's natural, if I don't have a little bit of alcohol in my Daliao, I will be laughed at."

Song Beiyun nodded: "That is the case, I will not be ugly." This prime minister, dare to ask your surname? ”

"Thanks."

"Oh, Xie Xianggong." Song Beiyun pointed to himself: "I, don't have your surname, and a single name is Qing." ”

"Fu Qing ......" Buddha Baonu muttered, and suddenly became angry: "You Song people are so fond of begging for some bargains? ”

Song Beiyun laughed, got up and said, "There will be a period later." ”

After speaking, he got up and was about to leave, but was blocked by Buddha Baonu's outstretched hand: "It seems that you are also a scholar, if you leave like this, don't blame me for looking down on you Song people." ”

"If you look down on it, you look down on it, what does it have to do with me?" Song Beiyun lightly held her wrist: "Little Xianggong, your hand is in a place where it shouldn't be." ”

Buddha Baonu glanced at it, and found that his hand happened to be in the place where the house was, and he frowned and withdrew his hand like lightning, feeling ashamed.

"What's the shame, everyone is a man, and it's common to take a bath in the same pool, what is this?" Song Beiyun turned around and patted his head: "If you don't dislike it, I know that there is a hot spring in Hangzhou that can tighten the skin, and the little minister is interested in traveling with me?" ”

There is indeed a hot spring in Hangzhou, but Song Beiyun is just teasing her, not that she really wants to soak with others, it is very interesting to see her angry and difficult to say anything.

"I have nothing to say to you, but I never thought that this Song Dynasty, which founded the country with poetry and books, is like this."

"Wait." Song Beiyun laughed: "You help, the Liao Kingdom is the country of poetry and books, you don't know how my Great Song Dynasty was founded?" I won't be sleepy if you tell me this, I can tell you that Da Song has never been a fuel-efficient lamp. ”

was poked, Buddha Baonu's cheeks were so angry that they puffed up, she frowned, and she didn't want to entangle with the scoundrel in front of her anymore, just waved her hand like a fly: "Since I hate you and you, then I will say goodbye, and there will be no time in the future." ”

"Hey." Song Beiyun sighed lightly, and then actually sat back again, and this time he sat a little further away from the Buddha Baonu: "Little Xianggong, let me ask you." ”

Seeing him so close, Buddha Baonu subconsciously wanted to lean to the side, but was grabbed by Xiao Song's shoulders: "Xiao Xianggong, everyone is a man, I have something to ask you, why is your skin so good, white and red, pink like a cardamom girl?" Hmmm......"

Song Beiyun leaned into her again, and took a deep breath in her hair: "It's so fragrant...... What kind of incense powder does Xiaoxiang use? ”

This series of extremely obscene actions made Buddha Baonu's body crawl like maggots, goosebumps all rose, she quickly shook off Song Beiyun, stood up with an angry face and glared at Song Beiyun: "You...... Rude! Nasty embryo! ”

"Hey, it's nasty to women, everyone is a man, what do you look like. Why don't you come and smell me? ”

Xiao Song raised his hand, exposed his armpit, and pointed to his armpit with the other hand: "Come and smell." ”

Buddha Baonu was so humiliated, she pulled out the knife directly, but Xiao Song had practiced a few hands in the end, and he came behind Buddha Baonu in a flash, one hand around her waist and one hand pressed on her short knife: "Thank you for the treasure knife given by Lao Tie of Liaoguo!" ”

After saying that, he snatched her knife like this, and then took advantage of the situation to pinch her little belly: "See you again." ”

After speaking, before Buddha Baonu could speak, he dragged the big black bull next to him, and the two of them ran away, and disappeared in an instant.

Buddha Baonu stood there, breathing so fast that she was about to go into shock, her eyes were red and her murderous intent suddenly rose, but by the time she reacted, the bastard had already disappeared.

"Bastard...... Bastard thing...... "Buddha Baonu slammed his fist on the table: "If you let me see it again, I will definitely break the corpse into ten thousand pieces!" ”

She really hated herself for bringing a few more guards today! Otherwise, you won't be subjected to this indignity, which ...... This......

I'm so angry, I'm so annoying!