Chapter 15 28 Falling from the sky, face to the ground first!

When I was sleeping in a daze, I suddenly felt like a cloud.

I thought it was a sweet dream, and then I felt weightless. While I was still in a dream, the dream suddenly turned into a fall from a high place, and I woke up suddenly.

I've had similar experiences before, and I usually wake up in a dream before I hit the ground, but this time it's different, I really fell to the ground solidly.

"Oops! I'll go, I'll fall to death! "I was stunned and had nightmares, and I screamed when I fell to the ground.

I was stunned, rubbed my eyes, and realized that I had really fallen to the ground, and it was still in the yard. I looked at the little girl in front of me in a daze, and my mind was still confused: "Eh! Am I running around the yard like this? "I was wondering if I had a bad problem with sleepwalking. The little girl in front of me, who was scratching her head and looking at me, spoke: "Hehe! Excuse me! Some misses, please forgive me! ”

"Huh! What do you mean? "I'm still completely confused. The little girl smiled apologetically at me, then pulled out a stick from behind me and hit me on the head.

"Please sleep again!"

I was dazed, and before I could figure out where the stick came from, I simply fainted!

I don't know how long, I had a nightmare that fell from the sky again, and in the dream, I was still tied up like a zongzi, thrown from the sky, and my face hit the ground first~~

"Huh! Phew! Where did so much dirt come from! ”

Then I was awakened by the pain on my face, and I realized that it was not a dream! I really fell from the sky, and my face hit the ground first. I also ate a mouthful of soil~~

"Are you awake?" A crisp children's voice came, and it was still somewhat familiar. "I'm sorry! I missed it again just now! ”

After spitting out the soil in my mouth, I looked up and saw a girl with red lips and white teeth, wearing a white fur coat, standing in front of me, looking at me with an apologetic face.

Forehead! This seems to be the little girl I saw eating chicken yesterday! But how did I get here? I looked at the little girl, and then at the strange places around me, a little confused. Forehead! Come to think of it, by the way, she seems to be called 'Prize'.

I paused, then asked, "Little sister!" Why did you bring me here? Still tied me? I don't think I've offended you! I invited you to eat chicken yesterday, right? ”

The little girl replied with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry! I was going to take you to a place, but the people didn't have enough strength, and they missed! She stole a glance at me, then copied a stick from behind her, and then gestured at my head, and then continued: "People must use enough strength this time, please bear with me!" With that, she picked up her stick and prepared to strike it at me.

I quickly shouted, "Stop! Wait a minute! Yes! Exercise restraint! Yes! Niang'er~~" Before I finished shouting, I was knocked unconscious again.

I don't know how long it took me to wake up, but this time I woke up and I was honest, I already knew that I wasn't dreaming, because the two big bags on the top of my head were reminding me of pain. I moved a little and found that I was still tied. I opened my eyes and looked around, and saw that it seemed to be in a cave with a fire burning in front of it.

At this time, I probably noticed that I was moving, and the little girl who was sitting opposite me spoke: "Master, mother, master!" He's awake! ”

Hearing this, I thought of the woman in red who was a little confused yesterday. When I looked up, I saw the young woman in red staring at me on the other side of the fire, carrying two chickens that had completely bowed their heads and did not move......

"Huh! Am I being kidnapped? I asked weakly.

The young woman in red looked up to the sky and smiled, then threw the two chickens in her hand at my feet and said, "Good girl, go and untie the rope for him!" Then he said to me, "Boy! Auntie, I haven't been buying and selling tickets for many years! It's itchy for a while, just let the apprentice practice his hands! Hahaha! Don't blame the boy! Fast! Let's go and make these two chickens like they were yesterday, I haven't eaten yet, old lady! ”

After being untied, I looked at the two poor chickens that had already lost their breath at my feet. I always felt that if I didn't follow the instructions of this young woman in red, the next one to die would probably be me.

I moved my wrist and said, "Huh! No spices, no tools! ”

The young woman in red carried half a bottle of cooking wine, half a bag of salt from behind, and threw me the knife, keg, and shovel I used yesterday.

I looked, got it! It's all ready, and it's all the same tools I used yesterday. Forehead! When I made a flower chicken yesterday, I wouldn't have hid and peeked at it! How else could I have found all the tools I forgot to take back? Forget it, people are under the eaves, let's do it honestly, the province angered this strong woman who claimed to have tied up tickets in the past!

It's still digging pits and mud to make chickens. After all is done. I washed my hands and then timidly asked, "Two good men!" The chicken is ready, so let's go! ”

The little girl who was called the prize gave me a blank look, and I didn't speak. When the young woman in red heard this, she said, "Stinky boy, what's the hurry? Want to go back to your gentle country red powder pile again? is so lustful at a young age, do you know 'a knife on the head of the color word'? At a young age, you're not afraid of hurting your foundation? ”

Forehead? What color word on the head of a knife? Where am I colored? I just wanted to refute, and then I remembered the crazy girls in the bedroom yesterday, sleeping with last night's big quilt! Finished! I can't explain it clearly.

I opened my mouth, and finally whispered, "I didn't!" ”

The young woman in red looked at me, and then laughed and said, "I know you don't, you little boy chicken!" Wowhaha! But if you do, I might not get you here! ”

Well? What does this mean? I was a little confused.

See my expression. The young woman in red snorted and laughed again. Then he explained: "Look at your kid is not bad, although he is a little, but he still knows how to measure, and the main thing is that his skills are not bad." Then I'll explain it to you! ”

After speaking, the young woman in red took out another bottle of red wine from behind, and I saw that it was the red wine that I gave to the crazy girls in the bedroom yesterday, but didn't I finish it yesterday? So it ran into her hands again? In other words, how can this goods and that little girl be touched from behind, and they can take out things! Where is all this hidden?

The young woman in red pulled the wooden cork on the wine bottle, and drank a few pieces into the bottle, shouting "Happy!" Later, he looked at me and said, "Stinky boy, what do you see, there is such a good wine, and I don't want to bring some filial piety to my mother!" ”

After speaking, he put down the wine bottle, glared at me, and scolded with a smile: "I don't know how to honor your mother-in-law and me!" Be careful, old lady, I won't marry my daughter to you! ”

Yes! What the? I think I just heard something terrible?

I was dumbfounded, and then blurted out, "Mother-in-law? Mother-in-law? ”

"Hey! Good son-in-law! ”