Wu Xiyu, the magistrate of Quanzhou ** County, put on a birthday banquet, Li Sanjian, the governor of Quanzhou, came uninvited, and after offering a "generous gift", he and his more than 100 followers ate and drank on the birthday banquet of Wu Xiyu in the county, and did not regard himself as an outsider at all, and he ate and drank unceremoniously.

Li Sanjian sat in the first place, that is, on a large round table in the middle, Li Sanjian sat in the middle, surrounded by county officials and some ** county celebrities.

Li Sanjian has not had any follow-up since he presented a "birthday gift" of exhortation, and he still looks harmless to humans and animals, like a spring breeze, and at the same time drinking, eating meat, and listening to dramas at the birthday banquet, it seems that he is quite comfortable.

Everyone was a little relieved, so everyone picked up their wine glasses, toasted toasts, invited dishes, complimented compliments, and stammered, and the birthday banquet became more and more lively.

Li Sanjian also drank to the end of the glass, and those who came did not refuse, Shankui, Xu Biao and others also devoured and drank, especially Shankui and Xu Biao, several pots of meat were served, like a wind and clouds, and disappeared in their stomachs in an instant, and there were more and more empty wine jars on the ground.

The wine with a low degree and a sweet taste just relieved the fatigue of Li Sanjian and others.

"Li Fuzun, the lowly county and county Cheng Liu Yan Road." After a long time, Liu Yanlu, the county magistrate, took the opportunity to toast, and finally squeezed to Li Sanjian's side, and said to Li Sanjian in a low voice: "Li Fuzun, can you take a step to speak?" ”

At this time, Wu Xiyu was sitting at the master's table, not at Li Sanjian's table.

"**County Cheng Liu Yan Road?" Li Sanjian fiddled with the wine cup in his hand, without any expression on his face, and said lightly: "What's the matter with looking for the official?" Let's talk about something here. ”

"Li Fuzun, it's not very convenient here... Liu Yanlu said with an embarrassed smile when he heard this.

"Needless to say, it's not convenient." Li Sanjian picked up the wine cup, shook it for a while, and said: "On this auspicious day, I just have to eat wine, come and come, and drink another cup, well, what kind of play is this?" It's wonderful. ”

After Li Sanjian took a sip of wine, he put down the wine cup, ignored Liu Yanlu, and concentrated on enjoying the opera on the stage.

Liu Yanlu showed an unwilling look, and in desperation, he had no choice but to retreat.

So eating, drinking, and watching the play continued, and it was not lively.

However, people have three urgencies, and after a long time, Li Sanjian walked to the back garden in a hurry.

In a remote corner of the back garden, there are some clean buckets for guests to go to the toilet, Li Sanjian walked over, lifted his official robe, loosened his trouser belt, closed his eyes slightly, whistled, and prepared to have a good time.

"Li Fuzun!" When Li Sanjian was halfway through peeing, Liu Yanlu's voice sounded behind Li Sanjian again, which startled Li Sanjian and almost peed his pants...

"Liu Xiancheng, what are you doing?" Li Sanjian hurriedly tied up his pants, turned to look at Liu Yanlu and said angrily.

If it's a woman, Li Sanjian maybe... Maybe not so annoyed, but a big man stays behind him, watching himself go to the toilet... How can you be embarrassed?

"Li Fuzun really deserves to be my Great Song Dynasty Champion, really heroic and suave... Even ... Liu Yanlu's face was full of flattery, and his mouth was full of words.

"Stop... Stop... Stop... Stop... Li Sanjian's face was slightly red, and he hurriedly interrupted Liu Yanlu's words, tidied up his clothes, put his hands on the jade belt, looked at Liu Yanlu and said, "What did Liu Xiancheng say?" Let's be outspoken. ”

"Li Fuzun, dare to ask, what is Li Fuzun doing here?" Liu Yanlu arched his hand again and again.

"What do you think?" Li Sanjian asked rhetorically.

"Li Fuzun, this... The petty official dared to guess that Li Fuzun came here for the flood in Quanzhou, right? Liu Yanlu asked after thinking about it.

"Why ask each other when you know everything?" Li Sanjian said angrily when he heard this.

Li Sanjian came to ** county this time, of course, for the sake of the flood, not to wish Wu Xiyu any birthday, in other words, a ** county magistrate who has nothing to do with Li Sanjian and has never known each other, and he can't afford Li Sanjian to make a special trip to celebrate his birthday.

As early as 15 July, Li Sanjian issued an order to ** county in the form of a state government letter, ordering them to notify and evacuate the people, and then break the embankment to discharge the flood to solve the flood in Quanzhou. However, the county disobeyed the order, which indirectly led to the bursting of the river embankment in Nan'an County, flooding countless fields and people's homes, and the people of Nan'an County were also killed and injured and displaced. Seeking Chinese

In this way, how could Li Sanjian not be angry? If you disobey orders, how can you not be angry and ashamed?

Previously, Li Sanjian looked comfortable, harmless to people and animals, and like a spring breeze, but he was just pretending, Li Sanjian really wanted to immediately take down the people of the ** county and county government, etc., and immediately beheaded the public to calm the anger of himself and the people.

"Lee... Plum... Fuzun, are you ready to take someone? Liu Yanlu then stammered and asked.

"What do you say?" Li Sanjian looked at Liu Yanlu with a sneer and asked.

"Fuzun... Lord Fuzun... Liu Yanlu was suddenly frightened and lost his soul, and knelt in front of Li Sanjian as soon as his knees weakened, and said tremblingly: "Master Fuzun, this matter has nothing to do with humble duties, and the actions of resisting the order are all Wu Zhixian's idea." ”

Who is Li Sanjian? Yu Jingshi killed the prince of the dynasty with a cane, and he was able to escape with his whole body after that, so killing himself and others is not the same as killing a chicken? When Liu Yanlu thought of this, he couldn't help but be even more afraid.

This time, Li Sanjian came to ** county to Wu Xiyu "birthday", it is not good to come, good people do not come, don't look at Li Sanjian like a spring breeze, harmless to people and animals, in fact, it is murderous, you can see some clues from his subordinates, Liu Yanlu is to see the hidden killing machine, so he chased after it, squatted in front of the gong room, "admired" Li Sanjian's heroic posture of peeing... Later, he found an opportunity to distinguish in front of Li Sanjian and exonerate himself.

"You are the second county magistrate, but you are clean?" Li Sanjian sneered: "Get up and speak, tell the official the ins and outs of the matter, and don't hide anything." ”

"Humble duty obeys, lowly duty does not dare to conceal." Liu Yanlu stood up tremblingly and said: "** County received the order to burst the embankment and discharge the flood 15 days ago, and then the lowly people also chose two excellent places for the flood discharge, these two places are relatively sparsely populated, if the embankment is burst and the flood is discharged, the harm is less. But Li Fuzun, these two places where the embankment is discharged, one is where the ancestral property of Wuzhi County's family is located, and the other is... He is the official of the Yamen of the Fuzhou Transit Division. . . The good land of the member, so he didn't dare to make his own decisions, so he asked Wu Zhi County to decide, but Wu Zhi County he... He commanded that the lowly rank should not break the levee and discharge the flood, so that ... Thereby... ”

"As a result, the embankment in Nan'an County bursts." Li Sanjian said angrily when he heard this: "For the sake of your family's wealth, you don't care about the safety of thousands of people, and you are not afraid of the people of the world, nor are you afraid that the people will dig your ancestral grave, nor are you afraid of five thunderstorms in the sky?" ”

Li Sanjian angrily paced back and forth in front of the pale-faced Liu Yanlu, then stopped, pointed at Liu Yanlu and shouted: "Do you know how many people have been killed by the embankment burst in Nan'an County? How many fertile fields have been washed away, and how many villages have been washed away? Even the official... ”

Even I was almost swept away by the flood and drowned in this Nan'an River, Li Sanjian said secretly in his heart.

"Guilty of lowly duty, guilty of lowly duty!" Liu Yanlu's cold sweat at this time was like

"The sins of heaven are forgivable, but the sins of oneself cannot be lived!" Li Sanjian then scolded angrily: "You have done such an angry thing, how dare you put on a birthday banquet and wish for a birthday?" Quanzhou has been raining heavily for several days, and the floods are raging, and the affected people are waiting to be fed, like a long drought and looking forward to rain and dew. It is simply unreasonable for you to be the parents of one party without thinking about giving to the people, but you are extremely poor and enjoying themselves! ”

It's not my birthday feast... Liu Yanlu wiped a cold sweat and said secretly in his heart.

After half a ring, Li Sanjian secretly sighed and said to Liu Yanlu: "You Liu County Cheng is the second county leader, and the county magistrate is not allowed to dig embankments to discharge floods, why don't you dissuade them?" If you can't dissuade you, why don't you report the matter to the state government immediately? ”

If Liu Yanlu disregarded Wu Zhixian's order and forcibly dug an embankment to discharge the flood, then after this incident, Li Sanjian would not only not punish Liu Yanlu, but might also be promoted to him.

"Li Fuzun, humble position... There are also hardships in his humble position, he Wu Zhi County is in ** County, but he covers the sky with one hand. Liu Yanlu replied with a sad face.

"Covering the sky with one hand, can his Wu Zhixian's hand cover the sky of the Great Song Dynasty?" Li Sanjian was not angry but laughed: "If he dares to cover the sky with one hand, he is plotting against him, for the great crime of rebellion!" ”

After Li Sanjian paused, he reached out and touched the official robe on Liu Yanlu's body, and sneered: "What is your trouble with Liu Xiancheng? It's nothing more than worrying about the official robe on your body, right? Today, the official will tell you the truth, at this time, not only can you not keep the official robe, but even the head on the neck may not be able to wait for you. ”

Sure enough, sure enough, this evil god moved to kill, Liu Yanlu was almost frightened to the point of feces and urine, his legs were weak, he knelt down again, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and mourned again and again: "Li Fuzun spares his life... ”

"Get up and speak!" Seeing this, Li Sanjian frowned and said, "Do my officials in the Great Song Dynasty like to kneel so much?" Liu Xiancheng, remembering that you chose the best place to dig the embankment before, this official will allow you to make meritorious service for your crimes, and it is not too late to make amends, so you should know how to do it next, right? Need a reminder from the officer? ”

"The lowly understands it, the lowly position understands!" Liu Yanlu wiped a cold sweat and replied again and again.

"As long as you can do your best, this official can not be blamed for the past." Li Sanjian then added, and Liu Yanlu was so happy that he scratched his ears and cheeks.

"Go ahead, you don't have to worry about things here." Li Sanjian then said to Liu Yanlu.

Li Sanjian wanted to take them all down and punish them, but someone always had to do things, so Li Sanjian still planned to let Liu Yanlu go.

"Thank you Li Fuzun, thank you Li Fuzun!" After Liu Yanlu thanked him happily, he turned around and walked away, not even going back to the birthday banquet.