Chapter 667: I'm Not a Whore
"Damn, if I knew I was going to strip off to save people today, I should have come out in that tracksuit."
Guo Dan complained anxiously while tugging at his belt.
The robe he is wearing now is really not suitable for going down to the river to save people, and he has always been calm, but he will not let himself take too much risk in order to save people.
After quickly undressing, he jumped into the river wearing a pair of large shorts.
After a while.
"Huh---huh---!"
I saw Guo Dan hugging a woman who had fallen into a coma and swimming ashore in a very professional posture.
Guo Dan, who loves swimming the most, naturally knows some life-saving measures, he first opened the woman's clothes, listened to the woman's chest for a while, and then pressed his hands on the woman's chest, pressed, and mouth-to-mouth, and performed artificial respiration on her.
"Hold on! Hold on! β
He muttered as he repeated the action of healing.
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As time went on, he became more and more anxious, and he began to speak English, because there was still a woman waiting to be treated.
However, it was very remote and there was no one to help around.
"Wake up!"
Guo Dan was already sweating profusely.
"Poof! Ahem, ahem! β
Suddenly, there was a choking cough, and the woman's body rose and fell violently.
"Whew... Thank goodness! β
Guo Dan sat on the ground like a force.
Suddenly, he thought that there was a woman lying on the edge of the bush, so he didn't care about the name, and immediately got up and ran over.
After some examination, it was found that the woman's vital characteristics were relatively stable, but someone had smashed a wound on her forehead, so he brought his own handkerchief, bandaged her forehead, and then carried her out and let her lie in a more comfortable place.
"Oops! Next time, Lao Tzu will never come to fish again. β
Guo Dan sat on the ground with his butt in his head, muttering and complaining.
"Where is this?"
I heard a weak inquiry.
Guo Dan turned his head to look and saw that the woman had already sat up, and couldn't help but quip: "Welcome to hell." β
The woman turned her head suddenly, and saw that although the woman was pale and her hair was so wet that her hair was messy, all this could not hide her beauty, she was really elegant and vulgar, and she looked like a fairy.
Guo Danshi only cared about saving people, and didn't look at this woman carefully, but now he found this stunning appearance, he couldn't help but be surprised, and said in his heart, it really deserves to be a royal territory, just catch a person from the river, they are all beautiful women who are better than my wife and are almost as beautiful as Aunt Xu, wow... The fat house is really TM happiness!
The woman saw Guo Dan looking at her with burning eyes, and suddenly looked down, Fang Jue felt that her collar was open, and on her red belly pocket, there was a towering snow-white, and under the ravine, it seemed to be about to come out.
Guo Dan didn't notice it originally, just looking at her face, but now she looked down at her gaze and was secretly surprised, she couldn't imagine that this slender and weak woman was so material, it was really unseemly.
He didn't remember it at all, but he had just pressed it a few times.
In fact, when saving people, no one thinks so much, if it is not a pervert, it is really impossible to think otherwise.
"Ahh
The woman who realized it suddenly screamed, pulled the placket of her clothes with both hands, and her pale face instantly flushed, but it was even more beautiful.
Guo Dan also came back to his senses and explained very calmly: "I originally planned to come here to fish, but I suddenly found that you fell into the river, so I rescued you. β
He has a clear conscience, and of course there is nothing to be afraid of.
The woman glanced at Guo Dan with slanted eyes, looking very vigilant.
Guo Dan said suddenly: "You injured her, right?" β
As he spoke, he pointed to the woman lying beside him.
The woman subconsciously said, "How do you know? β
Guo smiled lightly: "Because I found that although her wound was deep, it was not fatal, obviously the person who hit her was not trying to poison her, but just wanted to knock her unconscious, in addition, when I rescued you, I found that there were scratches on several fingers of your right hand, which should have been caused by you attacking her with a stone." You're actually trying to kill yourself, aren't you? β
When he said this, he himself was full of admiration for himself, wow, Guo Dan, you are simply handsome, it is not an exaggeration to call you Daming Conan! No, no, no, don't be Conan, then there will be a murder in two steps, who can stand it.
The stunning woman saw that the woman lying on her head was wrapped in a handkerchief, and she believed Guo Dan's words a little, and her eyes suddenly revealed a kind of despair, and she said sadly: "Why did you save me? β
It's this old line again. Guo Dan really didn't know how to answer, it was just an instinct, if you wanted to think about why, then it was estimated that she would die, and half-jokingly: "Actually, I don't want to, I'm sitting here fishing, this fish didn't catch, but I caught you." β
The woman saw that Guo Dan was still naked, and she was wearing a pair of big shorts, obviously she was not caught up, turned her head over, and said coldly: "Is this funny?" β
Guo Dan was stunned, and seeing that his mood seemed to be unstable, he immediately smiled and said: "I'm really sorry, but this thing is such a coincidence, this is not saved, it can be saved, maybe this is the so-called providence." β
"Providence?"
A sad smile appeared at the corner of the woman's mouth, and she muttered to herself, "Yes! All this is providential, and God likes to torture me like this. β
Guo Dan originally wanted to explain her, but he never thought that she would understand it like this, thinking in his heart, this is the royal horse farm, and the two of them should also be palace maids in the palace, maybe they were bullied by the eunuchs, so they wanted to come to seek death, alas... This saves people to the end, and sends the Buddha to the west, so he asked: "Are you being bullied in the palace, if so, I may be able to help you, I... I know King Lu. β
When the woman heard this, she suddenly looked at her and asked, "Do you know King Lu?" β
Guo Dan nodded, suddenly his face tightened, and asked cautiously: "It won't be King Lu bullying you, right?" β
The more he thought about it, the more likely it became, just this kind of stunning color, once he was discovered by King Lu, how could he let it go.
The woman suddenly asked, "Why do you think so, is it because King Lu often bullies women?" β
"Hey, hey, I didn't say that."
Guo Dan pointed at the woman, "You can't take revenge." β
"I didn't ask you to save me."
"I know."
Guo Dan nodded and said, "But at least I didn't want to harm you, although it is not a kindness, but it is not a hatred." β
The woman looked at the river again, and after a moment, she suddenly said, "You go." β
"Understood!"
Guo Dan nodded, immediately stood up, and walked towards the woman.
There are many things in the world, which are difficult to solve, and they can't save people who want to live, and they can't save people who are bent on death, the key is that this is the royal territory, and the tragedy in this is not something he can stop, and he can be regarded as benevolent and righteous.
"What do you want to do?"
When the woman saw Guo Dan coming over, she immediately panicked.
"Miss, you can't let me leave so naked, I want to get dressed!" Guo Dan pointed to the clothes beside the woman.
When the woman turned her head and looked at it, she hurriedly stood up, but as soon as she stood up, her legs were weak, and she rushed directly towards Guo Dan.
"Be careful!"
Guo Dan subconsciously hugged the woman, "Are you okay..... Right? β
He looked down at it, and in this trembling, he saw the true face of Lushan, and he quickly looked away.
Although he is not a righteous gentleman, he is not so much as to take advantage of others.
However, he suddenly felt that his chest was still necessary, and this belly pocket was too untrustworthy.
Really.
"What are you doing, let me go quickly." The woman groaned weakly.
Guo Dan really wanted to cry without tears and said: "Miss, it's not me who grabbed you, but you lying on me." β
At this moment, I suddenly heard a loud shout, "Adulter, let the princess go quickly." β
Guo Dan looked up and saw a team of guards rushing down the hillside.
Whew!
They all showed their scimitars and pointed them at him.
Adulterous thieves?
Where did the lewd thief come from?
Guo Dan first looked left and right, then looked down at the disheveled and springy woman in his arms, and then looked at the only big shorts on his body, and suddenly panicked, I'll strangle it, this is really jumping into the Yellow River can't be washed!
Guo Dan hurriedly raised his hands and shouted nervously: "Hey, hey, don't get excited, I'm not a thief, I'm Guo Dan!" β
"Princess! Princess! β
Suddenly, I saw two little palace maids suddenly running over desperately.
"Male... Princess? β
Just now, Guo Dan only cared about the "lewd thief", and didn't care what they called this woman, but now when he heard the two palace maids shouting like this, he was immediately dumbfounded.
He was stunned, the two palace maids had already run to the woman's side, and one of the palace maids wrapped the cloak in her hand around the woman.
In the end, the princess didn't kneel, but Guo Dan knelt first.
He thought that this woman was a palace maid, so this misunderstanding was not big, and he took 10,000 steps back and said, with his brother's current identity, even if his brother is a palace maid, so what?
Wanli may also reward the palace maid to him.
But if the princess wins, it will be ......!
Guo Dan is really going to cry, what kind of suicide are you doing when the princess is here, what kind of romance drama is you doing, Aunt Joan hasn't been born yet, what a fuck!
"Oops! Oops! My arm! Tap it! I'm so innocent, I saved the princess! β
Before he could react, those guards had already rushed forward and tied up Guo Dan to Wuhuada.
Guo Dan was really anxious this time, and shouted at the princess: "Princess, tell them quickly, this is a misunderstanding, I just want to save you, not to harm you." β
The princess turned a deaf ear to his cries, and walked briskly up the hill with the help of the two palace maids.
"You ...... the!"
Oops! can't be scolded, her mother may be the queen mother, if you want to scold it, it will really kill the nine clans!
Guo Dan bowed, gritted his teeth, and looked at the princess's back angrily.