Chapter 049 just means let's go cat first

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I don't know how to describe the recent drama Zhicai, who is preoccupied with prophetic events, or is he chattering in anticipation of the heavenly opportunity? After a period of boring days of "seeing no one and ignoring it", Xi Zhicai suddenly became more and more like a "normal person", don't say anything arrogant and vulgar, at the door of the supply and marketing cooperative, he saw whose wife and mother were buying heavy things, he could help carry it, and he could wipe it with his sleeve when he saw a baby hanging snot bubbles on campus.

This is still a drama talent, isn't this Beibi Mountain's good heart!

From Cai Bojiao to the president of the supply and marketing cooperative, from the tall and noble to the brothers standing guard at the school gate, there is no drama to be close to it, and it is uneven. Even Wei Guangzheng, a half-mute, couldn't help but hand over a mouthful to Liu Hanshao: Xi Zhong is accumulating fame and popularity in the mountains, and he is about to catch up with Han Shao.

But Liu Hanshao didn't put this sentence in his ears at all. I can't always be in the mountains, I need a "talker" over there, so that I can lead everyone and know what to do. What's more, he also sees the change of Xi Zhicai, vulgar, but "vulgar and bearable", he is about to catch up with himself who roamed the rivers and lakes at the school gate back then. Merely...... Liu Hanshao didn't know what Xi Zhicai wanted to do.

"How is Liu Hong's body doing?"

After a few months, Xi Zhicai took the initiative to ask for a secret talk with Liu Hanshao again, but he didn't expect to meet without asking An Yili or caring about Liu Hanshao's foot injury. Moreover, there was no respect in his words, obviously he did not take Han Shao's cheap father and His Majesty the Emperor in his eyes.

"If you sit there and don't move your nest, you will sweat when you get longer."

To tell the truth, Liu Hong was just thirty years old, and he should have been in his prime, but unfortunately since he became the emperor at the age of twelve, he learned to lift the skirt of the palace maid. In addition, sitting is also kneeling, and a good person can't stand it when he "sits" for a long time, not to mention a shell.

"In the future, does Han Shao want to tinker in the old house and live in it for a few years, or build a new house and marry a daughter-in-law?"

This question is almost straightforward, in fact, the most important question of Xi Zhicai is the first sentence. Of course, he didn't care about Liu Hong's physical condition, but to test Liu Hanshao's reaction. When Liu Hanshao said to him "things in the future", he called Liu Hong by his name. "The son does not say the father's name", this is a big disrespect, but at that time, Liu Hanshao just said it in passing, and the drama Zhi had to determine whether this was Han Shao's unintentional mistake or something else.

Sure enough, Liu Hanshao had no adverse reaction to Xi Zhicai's name calling Liu Hong, which made Xi Zhicai secretly happy, and when he asked the second sentence, he was almost sure of the answer he wanted.

"Of course it's good to build a new house and marry a daughter-in-law, but does my brother have that capital?"

"Yes! Of course you have! ”

Xi Zhicai suddenly became excited, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and continued to ask in a chattering voice: "Han Shao thinks that killing a few eunuchs with a small Ding Ding can calm the world?" ”

Liu Hanshao finally lost his patience, and he didn't have the ambition to play the unpredictable Yaxing, so he went up and kicked it directly.

"There is something to say directly, and there is a fart to put hard. What do you dare to pretend to be with this Hou Ye again, believe it or not, this Hou Ye will let you become a eunuch first? ”

Xi Zhicai's head was black, and he hurriedly said: "Keep it!" We have to keep Dong Zhuo. ”

This time, Liu Hanshao really didn't understand, and he was thinking about how to clean up Dong Lao's rough goods all day long, and he said that he wanted to keep it for Mao Xizhi? Fortunately, Xi Zhicai didn't dare to fight again, and without waiting for Liu Hanshao to ask, he would get up.

"Liu Hong died, Han Shao ascended the throne, but when the time comes, you will also be a puppet emperor, what does it mean in front of you? Relatives and ten permanent servants fighting, it is the misfortune of the court, but it is the opportunity of Han Shao, they are all dead, and you have no elbows. But at that time, will you be able to suppress the entire court? Not necessarily! The kings, the wealthy families and the court are all inextricably linked, I am afraid that you will take over a dilapidated house at most, and it will not be easy for anyone to move. Only by putting Dong Zhuo into Luoyang, biting them all to death and biting like vicious dogs, biting them off and biting them messy, you can stand up again and make a big move. Isn't that old rough guy still trying to destroy you? At that time, it is the best time to get rid of the national thieves and shake the world! Then build a new house and marry a daughter-in-law, who would dare to put a beak? ”

This is the rhythm of standing after breaking, is my brother fishing Dong Zhuo's little bait?

Liu Hanshao sneaked a glance at Xi Zhicai, the baby was already excited and her eyes were shining, and her face was red. It seems that he really let my brother out.

"Don't dare to say anything...... I'm afraid that if they don't say it, they won't listen to it behind their backs. When the time comes, my brother marries his daughter-in-law and invites them to drink the wedding wine, but no one comes, what should I do? ”

"It doesn't matter. After getting rid of Dong Zhuo, we should quickly subdue the Liangzhou Iron Cavalry and use it for Han Shao, and then sit on the Si Li, pacify Liang and merge, so that we can hold the three states. At that time, those who are obedient will come, and those who are disobedient will come with martial arts, and whoever dares to pull the flag and rebel will let him know who is the boss and the emperor of the Han Dynasty! ”

This sentence did not boost Liu Hanshao's morale, but laughed "poof".

"Zhicai, the whole world is full of flags and rebellions, can't you see it?"

Xi Zhicai said contemptuously: "What are you afraid of? As long as we can sit in the land of Kansai, even if the whole world is a thief, doesn't Han Shao have the confidence to be like the pre-Qin and sweep the six countries? The tiger is not powerful, they are still a young man, it is a joke...... Hello, what's going on? ”

"Hello Katie?"

"That's right! That's it! ”

"Oh!"

Digging a pit for my brother is still so loud.

Liu Hanshao wanted to pretend to be angry, and went up to kick Xi Zhicai a few more times, but the flowers that bloomed in his heart were already hanging on his face. To be honest, Liu Hanshao has been uninterested in the "short-lived emperor" since he was born, and as for the "puppet emperor", he is even less interested. If you become an emperor and you don't allow it, then it doesn't work, so what's the point? Therefore, the strategy of breaking and standing is in line with Liu Hanshao's wishes, but he didn't know how to break it and how to stand it before.

Many times, Liu Hanshao does not talk about "etiquette", but he really wants to talk about "reason" with these cattle in the Han Dynasty, but the cattle and cows all talk about "etiquette" one by one, but no one talks about "reason" with him. Just like when Luoyang cleared Taiping Road, Liu Han wanted to kill people on the street in a little anger, but he didn't even know who should be killed, and Xi Zhicai's words also made him finally understand that in the future, if anyone dares to talk to his brother without "reason", his brother will give him a "courtesy"!

Dong Zhuo, who made Liu Hanshao frightened day and night, has now become a chicken in the mouth of Xi Zhicai. Kill chickens and monkeys, collect troops and occupy land, you don't take your brother as the emperor, your brother will be a mountain king for you to see...... There seemed to be a road paved with flames in front of him, which not only illuminated the distance, but also burned Liu Hanshao's blood.

As a result, Liu Hanshao looked up to the sky and laughed wildly arrogantly, as if he had killed Dong Zhuo and become the overlord of one party, which was unstoppable.

"Good! The strategy of ambition is reliable! Tell me what we should do now. ”

Seeing that Liu Hanshao was in a beautiful mood, Xi Zhicai also laughed. However, compared with Liu Hanshao's arrogance, Xi Zhicai's smile is ...... Sven, introverted? Lewd, flattering? Anyway, he really has a bit of the temperament of a dog-headed military strategist.

"We're not going to do anything now."

"Huh?"

Liu Hanshao stared at Xi Zhicai suspiciously.

Xi Zhicai hurriedly explained: "With Han Shao's current identity and strength, it is difficult to make big achievements, and engaging in some innocuous small actions is easy to attract the attention of others, and maybe it will also cause variables." Rather than this, it is better to do nothing and honestly wait to be a puppet. As long as you ascend to the throne of God, you will be orthodox in the world, and you will have the name of righteousness, and at that time, no matter what you do, it will be justified. ”

Liu Hanshao thought so, nodded and said, "That is...... Let's cat first? ”

"Cats?"

Xi Zhicai didn't understand it for a while, and he was still thinking about it smartly, dare to ask Han Shao to really think of himself as Hello Katie? couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and corrected: "It should be a tiger!" ”

Foul words, fortunately, this baby is talking about "tiger", if it is "tiger", it will turn my brother into a night pot. It can also be seen from this that although Xi Zhicai studied the words of double essence after going up the mountain, he has not yet reached the level of "double refinement".

"Haha, it's all the same, it's all the same."

After a while, Liu Hanshao suddenly said with some emotion: "Zhicai is really talented, my brother has been working blindly for seven or eight years, and he can't figure out a clue, and it has only been a few days since he handed over to Zhicai, and he has made a bright road...... I have the ambition, like a dog-headed military advisor! Haha......"

These words are not that Liu Hanshao is modest, he just told the truth, but he forgot that seven or eight years ago he should have been a little boy of three or four years old. If it is really a three- or four-year-old child, he is thinking about plotting to usurp the throne and change the world, if this is not a fairy, then it can only be a demon.

Xi Zhi can listen to these words quietly, which is enough to prove the strength of the little heart. However, he also sincerely admired Liu Hanshao, because it was with Beibi Mountain as a model that he saw the hope of the world. He never regarded Liu Hanshao as a fairy, but he seemed to unconsciously regard him as a guide or a pillar or something.

"Wei Mao is a dog-headed military advisor?"

Xi Zhicai muttered with some dissatisfaction.

"If you don't like it, you can call it a cat face."

It is not easy to secretly dig a "dark pit" for Xi Zhicai, so many times, Liu Hanshao simplifies it and digs the "open pit" straightforwardly, if he goes one step further, it will be tantamount to scolding. Anyway, even if Xi Zhicai is "unruly", he doesn't dare to scold Liu Hanshao. For this kind of rogue "fighting method", Liu Hanshao also gave it a rather fashionable name, called "strength crushing"!

Xi Zhicai's brain is black, and in the face of Liu Hanshao's strength, he has no way to crack it. If you want to surpass Han Shao in strength, then you can only be the emperor. However, being the emperor himself is not equivalent to being Han Shao's father...... The thought that flashed through my head almost scared me out of the way.

In order to change the situation of being passively scolded, Xi Zhicai changed the topic in time and continued: "Actually, what Han Shao has done in these years is the real foresight, not only do the mountains support many craftsmen and farmers, but also these thousands of lonely children, they will be a big help to Han Shao in the future." It is precisely because of them that Zhong thought that we could take Dong Zhuo by surprise and kill Dong Zhuo......"

Originally, Xi Zhicai wanted to pat Liu Hanshao's ass euphemistically, so that he would always worry about crushing himself, but as he spoke, he seemed to have fooled himself.

Xi Zhicai smiled faintly and asked, "Han Shao, do you know what makes you the most loyal to Xi?" ”

Liu Hanshao didn't dare to pick up the stubble for a while, he really couldn't think of anything he could worship, shouldn't this baby come to dig a pit for his brother again? So he stared at Xi Zhicai blankly, and said in his heart, if you dare to say that because your brother is handsome, your brother will dare to kick your face.

"Because Han Shao said that it is necessary to ...... people When people look. ”