Chapter 149: The Monkey's Rescue

Sun Yang is sick, and he is very sick.

This is what everyone thinks, how can anyone beg others to beat him and abuse him so much.

I said to Wu Fan in a very serious tone; "Well, your friend has a great sense of humor, and I'm amused too."

Wu Fan smiled; "Sun Yang has always had such a sense of humor, but you don't know us, so you don't understand his character, if you have a deep understanding, his character is actually quite second, and he is also a very funny person."

Sun Yang heard the conversation between me and Wu Fan, turned around, and said, "Brother Wu Fan, you are only a second goods." ”

Li Yongmin immediately glared; "Say what?"

Sun Yang immediately changed his words and said; "Sister Min, I was wrong, I almost forgot, Brother Wu Fan is your object, look at this mouth."

The man named Zhang Yao encouraged; "Sun Yang, don't say anything more, go eat that piece of, it's steaming, Jin An didn't pull it out for long."

"You just eat, can you speak human words? I know you've always been jealous that I'm more handsome than you. Sun Yang snorted coldly, "You are jealous of me all the time." ”

Zhang Yao spit out a pack of saliva: "Shameless, as long as you have eyes, you know that I am much more handsome than you, right, summer." ”

Summer clasped his hands to his chest and looked cold: "I'm sorry I don't know you, who are you?" ”

Zhang Yao and Sun Yang directly raised their middle fingers.

I was speechless and shook my head at the three men, these three people are really funny, I said with a smile; "Several, this is not the player's wine, otherwise, you can go in and have tea."

Sun Yang was not happy; "Hey, you're getting in the way of me pretending, aren't you, you look down on me?"

I'm speechless, I'm getting in the way? Wait until you're hacked to death, what do you think you'll pretend to be?

That's not how it is pretended.

I haven't seen it yet, and someone says to the enemy, come on, come and abuse me, please.

This Sun Yang is a person looking for abuse, and it is estimated that he usually likes to abuse women, so he is used to speaking and acting at this time.

"I'm not looking down on you, don't get me wrong." I mean it.

"It's not a misunderstanding, I'm afraid you misunderstand." Sun Yang said, "Don't worry, this matter has been taken over by our New Fourth Army, and there is nothing to do with you." You can go back for tea. ”

Damn, I can't wait to kick this girl's ass, there's a shit thing about you, this is my place, this is my war with others, you just have to make a little fun, don't really want to go over and fight.

The stud man said; "When people tell you to drink tea, you go to drink tea."

I looked back and said, "You really think so?" ”

The stud man said; "Yes."

I turned back to a man and said; "Ask a few people to move the coffee table out and drink tea here."

The thugs of the League all looked at me stupidly.

Move the coffee table out for tea?

Why don't you play so big?"

"It's the guests who came, and I invited them to tea." I said seriously. "Go ahead."

"Got it, third brother." One man called a few thugs to move the table inside.

The man in sunglasses shouted; "I'm grass, Chen San, you think you're Zhuge Liang, what kind of comparison, I can't bear you."

Feng Chun also gritted his teeth and shouted; "I'll kill you."

"Hey, I'm talking to you, please hit me, you're sick." Sun Yang suddenly became very angry and cursed, "You can't see me, I'm a big living person, I bowed to you here, and asked you to come and cut me, are you deaf." ”

"Paralyzed, you pretend to be better, I'll let you pretend to be." Brother Li is also angry, he has debuted for so many years, he has never seen such a cheap man, this Sun Yang is too arrogant, Brother Li made a gesture, "Go up and hack this dog to death!" ”

"I'll go up and kill this man."

A person from the Chaozhou community came up with a machete, and his eyes were red with anger, you said that you are an outsider here, what are you pretending to be, hacking you to death in minutes.

Bell bell bell.

A pleasant ringing of the mobile phone rang.

Sun Yang took out his mobile phone and didn't answer it immediately, but said to the thug; "What are you doing, come over and cut me, I'll answer my call, you cut yours."

I; “.......”

What about Brother Zhihou, where did Brother Zhihou go? I'm going to call him, and someone is pretending to be here again!

"Grass." The thug was angry, provoked, and rushed over, the machete in his hand was real, not a prop.

No one would have thought that at this juncture, Sun Yang would actually do something that made everyone stunned!

Sun Yang answered the phone, "Hey, who is it?" ”

Look for death, this person.

It's too pretended.

Kill this girl!

You brought it on yourself!

The next moment, the thug slashed at Sun Yang's right shoulder, and then, it actually missed.

And Sun Yang just twisted his body briefly, "Oh, old girl, I'm outside, what's the matter?" ”

The machete strikes again.

Sun Yang suddenly took a step forward, dodged again, and then, volleyed in the air, kicking the thug's knee bones hard.

"Ahh The thug screamed in pain, but Sun Yang kicked it again, and in an instant, the thug flew out.

"I'm grass!" Brother Li shouted, his face full of surprise.

"I'm in the grass!" Feng Chun also shouted.

I squinted, "I'm hasty." ”

"Go up." Brother Li was furious.

Two thugs rushed over.

Skillful.

The machete is sharper.

Sun Yang continued to walk forward, his body staggering like a drunk person, "What? You want to buy a bag, you don't have the money to ask me, you can afford me, 3,000 yuan, my monthly salary is more than 5,000, you are really my own sister. ”

One after the other, the machetes rushed over.

Sun Yang leaned to the left, "I'm your eldest brother, you've begged me like this, I'll definitely give you money to buy it."

Dodge a machete!

Sun Yang slashed to the right, and it was a machete again, "However, I can tell you first, when I go out to fool around in the future, you just don't tell my mother!" ”

Fly!

The two thugs are stupid!

Sun Yang landed.

Instant acceleration!

Two feet over.

Two bangs.

Kick those two thugs away.

Sun Yang laughed, "Okay, I know, I won't make those girls have big bellies, I won't mess around, just make a scene, haha,!" ”

Everyone is stupid!

Brother Li is stupid!

Feng Chun is stupid!

The man in sunglasses is stupid!

They couldn't believe their eyes!

Why is this happening?

How so?

While talking and laughing on the phone, while kicking the knife hand without changing his face!?

Sun Yang smiled: "Okay, don't talk about it, I'll hang up first, there's something wrong." ”

Hang the line.

At the moment when Sun Yang lowered his head and installed his mobile phone, three thugs came out directly, these three thugs were not from the Chaozhou Society, but from the headquarters of the Four Seas Gang, these three people couldn't bear it anymore, how could anyone call like this and then beat people, knowing that if Sun Yang didn't get it again, it would be a big blow to the ambition here.

And for Sun Yang, a master of teasing who suddenly appeared, they felt really stressed.

Sun Yang seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and a donkey rolled directly on his body, and after avoiding the attack of these three thugs, he said with a smile; "I just finished the call, and the three of you came up, haha, that's great." Sun Yang looked back at Li Longmin: "Sister Min, you can see that they cut me with a knife, so I just made a move, if my old man asks, you can help me speak." ”

Only then did I understand that this guy was afraid of his old man, so he kept begging people to beat him, and then he could resist and beat people.

Zhang Yao shouted; "Grass, I protest, you are deliberately provoking them."

Then Zhang Yao immediately rushed over, also bowed, and then said, "Everyone, please hit me, I beg you." ”

Summer said lightly on the side: "Childish." ”

I stroked my hair, and sighed, a master of two strokes.1

I asked Wu Fan: "Where did you invite the rescuers, it's really impressive." ”

"That's right." Wu Fan said with a smile. "Otherwise, you think I'm a bully."

The coffee table was moved out.

The tea is brewed,

I picked up my tea.

Hand it to, Wu Fan, Li Longmin, Summer.

"Three, tea, please."

I feel like I'm very stylish at the moment, drinking tea, and the wind is light, and these people are pretending to be back and forth.

The stud man said; "It's like a brick going up. 、”

I laughed.