Chapter 66: A young man, he is willing to be a poor boy
"Jia Langjun ......"
Han Jin's shouts seemed to be still behind him, and Jia Ping'an had already entered the Daode Workshop.
He dismounted and let go of the reins, and the horse meekly followed, occasionally bowing his head and nibbling on the grass.
More than a dozen men sat and rested on the edge of the field, wearing hats and red fruits, and happily gossiping.
A man saw Jia Ping'an and suddenly pounced.
I'll go!
Jia Ping'an's first reaction was that the small circle sent someone to assassinate him, so he subconsciously kicked the man away.
The man fell, not to say that he was fighting again, but knelt on the ground and shouted: "Jia Langjun kicked well, Jia Langjun kicked well." ”
Is this crazy?
Jia Ping'an took a step back, ready to summon his cousin to come to the rescue.
The man kowtowed, "If it weren't for Jia Langjun, I'm afraid I would die in Yongzhou Prison, the Yang family is grateful, and I kowtow." ”
He kowtowed so hard that he knocked a small hole in the ground.
"Is it Janson?" Jia Ping'an was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly went over to help him up.
Yang Song broke free, "And one of my son's heads didn't knock, Jia Langjun waited." ”
This honest person actually kowtowed on behalf of the whole family, one for each person.
But he forgot about himself.
Jia Ping'an's cheeks twitched, "It's not a big deal, there is no need for this." ”
Yang Song got up, "If you enter the prison, don't think about it even if you are innocent, let alone half a year of hard labor, and work for the government for half a year." But a certain family is poor, if so, the family is afraid that they will starve to death. ”
Jia Ping'an walked in front, and it didn't take long to see his cousin's obscene 'heroic appearance'.
More than a dozen girls were playing in the fields, laughter spilling all over the ground.
And Yang Deli was ten steps away, looking like a decent man and a gentleman. But when the girls turned their backs to him, those two eyes swept over the girls' lower three paths like searchlights.
Big ass!
His eyes lit up, and then he took a few steps forward, but he stared at a girl who was looking at a big plate.
Is this to get started?
"Actually, a woman's big butt doesn't look good." Jia Ping'an couldn't understand Jia's mother's thoughts, let alone his cousin's obsession.
"Yes! Jia Langjun has a high opinion. Yang Song pointed to the left front and said, "Jia Langjun, what is that?" Your iron-eating beast is out. ”
Just behind Yang Deli, a round thing was rolling.
"Ah Fu!" Jia Ping'an shouted, and by the way, he rescued his cousin who was in an impulsive state.
Ah Fu looked up, and his joy began to accelerate.
Boom!
Jia Ping'an picked up Ah Fu and felt that it was heavier.
"Boom!" Ah Fu habitually pulled his chest, ready to swing.
"Lao Tzu has no breasts!" Jia Ping'an carried it on his shoulder, and the stupid Yang Deli came over.
"That woman's ass is big, and I just wanted to try it and you came."
But if you touch her ass, do you think she can still marry me?
A scene appeared in front of Jia Ping'an's eyes: Yang Deli went to touch the girl's buttocks, someone shouted indecency, a group of men swarmed and beat him violently, and then forced Yang Deli to marry the girl, and the enemy became a relative.
When he got home, Jia Ping'an found a few books and sat in the yard to read them slowly.
Yang Deli didn't know what to do in the kitchen, and the kitchen knife chopped the sky.
Ah Fu ran away at some point.
"Ah......h
There was a sudden exclamation in the kitchen, Jia Ping'an dropped the book and rushed in, only to see Yang Deli holding his left hand, the blood on his index finger was mushy, and the blood kept flowing down......
Yang Deli was stunned.
Jia Ping'an was also sluggish.
What about the Son of Luck?
What about luck?
Yang Deli muttered: "Except for the last time I was punched by Muramasa, I have never been injured!" ”
In the corner of the kitchen, Ah Fu slowly rolled out.
Yang Deli came from the heart, "A certain was abandoned by the gods. ”
"Cousin, men have a few days a month."
"Really?" Yang Deli was skeptical.
He accidentally touched the kitchen knife on the board, and the kitchen knife slid down, grazing Yang Deli's calf and plunging into the ground.
"Auntie......" Yang Deli, who was ecstatic, felt that his luck was back, and hurriedly went to report to his aunt.
"Auntie, I have always been lucky to come to the Jia family, without this luck, I am worried that I will be killed by peace...... Woowoo woo ......"
The cry was tragic, and Jia Ping'an was speechless.
Out of the kitchen, Ah Fu, who was lying on his back under the eaves, called.
What about the shame of Ah Fu, a national treasure?
"Is the host at home?"
Someone outside was calling for the door.
"Boom!"
Ah Fu struggled to turn over, and then quickly crawled towards the gate.
When it reached the gate, it stood upright and banged on the door.
Belch!
This is a panda?
Where is the reserve of a national treasure? Discipline, reserved! Don't be like a guard dog.
The people outside pushed the door, and the door opened.
Dressed in a green shirt, his body is thin, his face is also thin, and the most impressive thing is a pair of black thick eyebrows. The eyes under the thick eyebrows were full of calm.
"Multi-......"
The man thanked the person who opened the door, but what about the people?
Boom!
The man looked down, and Ah Fu had already grabbed his trouser leg and was desperately climbing up.
"What an interesting iron-eating beast." The man picked up Ah Fu and said with a smile: "At first glance, it is a blessed little thing, and he is so close to the old man......
Ah Fu raised his paws, as if to say hello.
"Ah Fu!"
Jia Ping'an arrived, and he was almost scared when he saw Ah Fu's movements.
With this claw, the man's face was about to be disfigured.
And then...... If you lose money, you will have to go to jail if you don't get it right.
Ah Fu's claws eventually slapped on the man's shoulder, and then he turned around.
Father......
The man didn't know that he had just escaped, and after letting go of Ah Fu, he arched his hand and said, "Old man Li Chunfeng." ”
Li Banxian?
Jia Ping'an was a little urinated.
"I've seen Tai Shi Ling." Jia Ping'an seemed to calmly welcome Li Chunfeng into the house, and Ah Fu went to the eaves again, lying on his back and lying without shame.
"It's hot in the house, just sit outside." Jia Ping'an personally went to get tea, and the two sat under the eaves.
Li Chunfeng had been looking at Jia Ping'an, and after taking a sip of tea, he frowned and said, "There is less ginger, and there is no salt...... This taste...... Eccentric. ”
Are you going to drink tea or soup?
Jia Ping'an was speechless.
Li Chunfeng took another sip and put down the teacup, looking extremely dissatisfied.
Thick eyebrows raised slightly, Li Chunfeng asked, "Have you had any weird dreams at night over the years?" ”
He was studying his own affairs in the Taishi Bureau today, and received a notice from the palace asking him to go to Jia Ping'an's house to have a look.
The emperor seems to be a little worried about this broom star!
"Dreams?" Jia Ping'an shook his head and nodded, making Li Chunfeng's heart move slightly.
Could it be that there is really a broom star down to earth?
"A few years ago, I had a strange dream about a huge bird flying in the sky, flying with people. There are huge ships sailing on the sea, carrying a lot of cargo...... Just like the gods. ”
Belch!
This kind of dream is really weird!
"That's right." Jia Ping'an suddenly sighed, "I often dreamed of women a while ago. ”
The corners of Li Chunfeng's mouth twitched, "Then have you ever met a Taoist or a scholar?" ”
I'll go...... Isn't that one of those routines?
The most described routines in history books and wild histories.
A certain celebrity or emperor, when he was born, a Taoist or a scholar happened to pass by, and said in surprise: "Who in your family gave birth?" This roof is full of red light, and most of it is a terrible immortal descending to earth. ”
Or when he sees the protagonist sitting in front of the house playing, he is surprised and says, "Huh! This child looks extraordinary, and I am afraid that it will be unspeakably expensive in the future. ”
I didn't expect Li Chunfeng to also play routines.
This is not Li Banxian's level, right?
Jia Ping'an raised his head, Li Chunfeng smiled at the corner of his mouth, and seemed calm.
Is this demi-immortal testing me?
But Li Chunfeng was thinking: This young man has long lips and white teeth, and he has no special skills!
Jia Ping'an thought about it carefully, "I have been in Yangjiawu since I was a child, and I have never seen Taoist priests and Xiangshi. ”
Li Chunfeng got up, "That's fine, the old man has left." ”
This......
What is this demi-immortal here for?
Li Chunfeng pointed at the east and west, which made Jia Ping'an a little dizzy.
"I heard that Tai Shiling likes arithmetic?"
He only said this one sentence, which can be regarded as a good fate.
Li Chunfeng hurriedly entered the palace to ask for a meeting.
Li Zhi was watching the recital, and Li Chunfeng couldn't help but slander, feeling that the emperor really didn't have anything good, either the recital or the discussion.
"How?" Li Zhi rubbed his swollen eyebrows.
"The minister went to Jia's house, looked at Jia Ping'an carefully, and also asked, and the minister felt that this young man was a little more peaceful than the last time he saw him......"
Li Zhi was stunned, "Could it be that Chang'an suppressed the broom star and made him more and more normal?" ”
Ahem! The old man doesn't know either!
Li Chunfeng nodded, "That's roughly the case, but we have to see it in the future, and I can't say that it will attack again." ”
If Master Jia is here, he will definitely give up his hand and say, "Which feng shui master is the big guy?" ”
Li Zhi pondered for a moment, "Last time, you said that you saw the spirit of the old man in the countryside basking in the sun, and asked me to bask in the sun more, but the imperial doctor said...... This is a lie. ”
In the middle of summer, the nobles will hide in the house to enjoy the coolness brought by the ice.
Li Chunfeng was silent.
Is Li Banxian spiritual? Li Zhi's eyes were more suspicious, "You can take a look at this matter." ”
Later, Li Chunfeng retreated, muttering as he walked: "Why do people bask in the sun and have ...... spirits?"
Wang Zhongliang was behind him, and he was also speechless when he heard this.
"Tai Shi Ling."
"What?" Li Chunfeng is a pure person, and his eyes are also very pure.
Wang Zhongliang said: "Last time you went to the Imperial Doctor's Office and said to those imperial doctors that basking in solar energy would make Your Majesty's body healthy, and some imperial doctors said that you were lying to confuse the public. Your Majesty pressed it down, but Tai Shi Ling, unless Sun Simiao is here, those imperial doctors will not obey you. ”
Li Chunfeng said calmly: "The old man once said that the first emperor could live to be sixty years old, but the first emperor died at fifty-one. Your Majesty Today...... The old man swore that he would let His Majesty live to be sixty years old...... Therefore, the old man must try his best to keep His Majesty healthy. ”
But you are a Taoist who goes to grab the imperial doctor's job, no wonder those imperial doctors want to stab you in the back.
Wang Zhongliang arched his hand, "Everyone else says long live Your Majesty, Taishi Ling...... That's it, if the imperial doctor speaks again later, we will help you bear it. ”
This is selling favors.
Li Chunfeng said calmly: "Thank you." ”
As soon as he left the palace, Li Chunfeng stepped on the air with one foot, and the person fell to the ground.
The faces of the few sergeants on the side who were hiding from the sun were all frightened, and they hurried over to pull him up.
As soon as a big car drove by, there happened to be a hollow place, and a small hole was made, and the Shangguan ordered them to fill the hole, but they were lazy and wanted to work when the sun was not so hot......
Li Chunfeng limped away.
"The old man is really unlucky."
"Tai Shi Ling, someone asked to see you."
Li Chunfeng stood against the wall, "Who?" ”
"Said it was surnamed Jia."
Broom star?
Li Chunfeng touched his still aching knee and nodded, "Let him come." ”
Later, the two met in Li Chunfeng's duty room.
"I heard that Tai Shi Ling likes arithmetic, so I happened to teach myself a little, and I asked Tai Shi Ling to correct it."
Li Chunfeng frowned slightly.
He was not only a cultivator, but also a profound accomplishment in arithmetic and astronomy.
Even those professors of the official school had to ask him respectfully when they saw him, Jia Ping'an, a young man, was ashamed to say that he was self-taught......
What he was thinking about in his mind was why basking in the sun could make people refreshed, so he threw out a piece of paper to send Jia Ping'an away.
Why does the sun make people spiritual?
Hot?
He shook his head, and to verify, he had slept in the hottest room in the house last night, his bedding soaked with sweat, and he woke up in the morning feeling sluggish and guilty......
So for what?
After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he ordered: "Get some tea...... Hey, you're not gone yet? ”
Jia Ping'an put down his pen and said with a smile: "Please give me advice." ”
The best way for a broom star to have a good reputation is to let those close to him continue to benefit; Another way is to invite masters to refute rumors, such as Li Banxian, who is famous in the Tang Dynasty.
Li Chunfeng casually picked up the piece of paper and looked at it.
Just because of a glance in the crowd...... He was completely obsessed with it.
"Mu Hefang Gai? Open the ...... of Circularity"
He raised his head, and his eyes were so hot that Master Jia wanted to run away.
"Young man, the old man sees that you look strange, are you willing to be a boy under the poor road?"
At this moment, his identity automatically changed to that of a Taoist.