Chapter 90: Brother, please teach me the technique of the room, phew, the secret of longevity!
Difference in profession makes one feel worlds apart.
Pei Min doesn't understand chemistry, just as Li Ran doesn't understand kendo.
In the hot spring, Pei Min is naked, with eight-pack abs and mermaid line furrows, such a powerful figure, it is a waste not to be a male publicist.
It's just, what does it mean for him to walk around in front of his brother with a bird exposed?
"What are you putting on?"
Li Ran was unhappy, very unhappy, due to his age, the body of this host was still developing, and it was not comparable to Pei Min.
"I'm thinking of a sword move." , Pei Min kept in his hands, with a certain excitement in his eyes, "When I killed the white tiger, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, as if I had captured something, these days, I have been thinking hard, soaking in the hot springs to feel comfortable, this feeling, again." ”
"Oh! Epiphany? ”
Li Ran was also interested, and suddenly remembered that this guy was in the original history, but he singled out thirty-one tigers! Compared to him, Wu Song is a younger brother.
"I should have realized something, that kind of life-and-death moment, my sword is more stable than usual, the master once said, people have seven emotions and six desires, the sword has seven emotions and six desires, there are concerns in people's hearts, and the sword moves correspond to people's emotions, I just want to save you at that time."
The truth is this, but this sounds full of sentiment, Li Ran smiled embarrassedly, "This assist is on my head." ”
"I think you're a genius!"
Suddenly, Pei Min changed his words, "Why don't I teach you the secrets of martial arts, and you and I will go through the mysteries together?" ”
Martial arts?
Li Ran was stunned for ten seconds before he shrugged his eyebrows and asked, "Are you tired?" Trouble or not? ”
"Martial arts must be practiced persistently, practiced in summer, and practiced in winter......"
"No need, I refuse."
Shaking his head like a rattle, Li Ran said that he didn't do that drudgery, he had the kung fu to practice martial arts, wouldn't it be nice to make himself a pistol for self-defense.
"Alas, everyone has their own ambitions, it seems that my longevity recipe can only be passed on to those who are destined in the future."
“…… The immortals stroke my top, and the hair is immortalized! ”
blurted out two famous poems, without any sense of shame, Li Ran asked mysteriously, "After practicing, can you really live forever?" ”
"Brother Ran, you yourself have the ability to channel the gods, and you are immortal, shouldn't it be your unique skill?" This time, it was Pei Min's turn to be messy in the wind, and he shook his head again and again, "This kung fu is just to strengthen the body, and it comes from the Taoist technique in the room......"
"Oh, co-authoring is the same as advertising, everything is based on the real thing, wait a minute, you say, it comes from the room in the room? Does this elixir have the effect of enhancing that ability? ”
"Well, the recipe for longevity pays attention to consolidating the foundation and cultivating the yuan, so it naturally has a ......"
"Brother, no...... Master, I want to play basketball, phew, learn the art in the room, phew, seniors! ”
Excited and incoherent, Li Ran immediately said that he would study the secret of longevity and practice until the golden gun does not fall.
“…… All right. ”
always felt that his purpose was not pure, Pei Min nodded and agreed, and immediately taught the longevity formula, and by the way, there was also a method of inducing qi into the body.
It's not as mysterious as imagined, in terms of scientific principles, the body's energy can be maximized by stimulating acupuncture points, but there are no side effects, and the god effect of aphrodisiac directly makes it rated above full score.
After meditating for two hours, he slept soundly, and the next morning he was in good spirits, which made Zheng Su more and more inhumane.
Within three days, he had collapsed, lost ten pounds, and looked like a dried corpse crawling out of a coffin.
"Immortal Master, three days have arrived, hurry up and carry Xiangrui."
Holding on to his breath continuously, Zheng Su swore that if he entered Lishan in the future, he would be a dog.
"Okay, get out of the way."
Li Ran asked everyone to hide far away, and after pretending for a while, he poured strong acid into the top of the stone, and after softening it, he used tools to hollow out the inside, and then sealed the top tightly with coagulating glue, so that there was no clue from the appearance.
“…… The immortal master is really powerful! ”
When Zheng Su and the others lifted the stone again, the difference in weight was high, and he was almost so excited that he threw himself to the ground.
I can finally go, and I don't hurry.
The group was like arrows and wanted to fly with stones, and Li Ran almost suspected that they were pretending to be sick.
"You guys seem to be going in the wrong direction."
After following for dozens of steps, Li Ran had to remind Zheng Yu to pay attention to a serious problem, he stayed in the mountains and old forests for a few days, and when they came, they left footprints and marks, which were gone.
Looking at each other, the feeling of joy and sorrow was not exciting, Zheng Yu stood up with a carp, and fell straight to the sky.
“…… Master Zheng, hold on, come, who of you will give him a manual breath! ”
Li Ran shouted and took a few steps back, the subordinate officials of Chang'an looked frightened, obviously unable to speak, but fortunately, Zheng Yu withdrew his soul in one breath and cried out loudly.
People in their thirties, how can they cry like a bear child, and there is no shame.
Dislike is disgusted, encouragement is in place, this guy must feel the hope of life, otherwise I am afraid that it will be hung up in less than five days.
"Lord Zheng, don't worry, I'll do divination right away, and ask the gods to help us get out of trouble!"
"Immortal, immortal! Please do it! ”
Zheng Yu's crying stopped abruptly, this guy has the attribute of a cockroach, the kind that shines when you give a little sunshine.
Li Ran pretended to be pretending, touched his bag with his hand, and took out a sextant.
That's right, it's to give the eldest brother that thing, when he was in Liangzhou, Li Chongrun had taught him how to use it, and when he entered the mountain, he quietly set a location, and he could go back according to the map.
Even under the double insurance, the forks in the road are sprinkled with phosphor, with special glasses to see...... Drew 12,000 fiat currency, how can there be no dry goods.
"This is an artifact given to me by the Immortal Family, which can guide us out of trouble, you follow me, you must be safe first, especially Lord Zheng, you are so weak that you can walk slowly."
What an intimate reminder, Zheng Su was so moved that he nodded again and again, and he couldn't wait to compose a poem to praise virtue.
Then Li Ran took them around in a circle.
Go up and down the mountain, feel the heights, not to mention, it's quite fun to swim in the wild, stop from time to time to hit a hare or something, comfortable.
In order to hang Zheng Su's life, Li Ran decided to cook himself, he was good at barbecue or something, and there was no shortage of wild vegetables in the mountains, and he brought cumin and salt, which instantly whipped the appetite of the hungry Zheng Su and others, and the favorability rose up.
What a good immortal master, mana is superb, and people are friendly and down-to-earth, if you are a daughter, you must marry him!
It's a pity that Li Ran is not interested in the pseudo-mother, and even less interested in a bunch of stinky men, he hasn't taken a bath for a few days, and the smell can be smelled two meters away.
When the five days arrived, he finally walked out of Lishan with his group, Zheng Su seemed to see the light of day again, and as soon as he howled, he was held to his chest by the soldiers patrolling the official road with a red tassel gun.
"Where did the savages come from!"
"Presumptuous! I am the assassin of Chang'an, you dare to point a gun at me! ”
The soldiers looked at each other, and then they came up and beat them violently.