007 I am Li Gang

Although the name Li Gang is a little familiar, it is his son who is famous, and his sense of presence is too low to be worth mentioning.

Zhao Dazhui was more concerned about the fact that this guy could speak: "You're not dumb? ”

"The old man is in good health, and he is going to live a few more years without illness and disaster, so that he can fight against traitors such as you, how can he be silent!"

When Li Gang saw that Zhao Dazhui not only had no shame or fear, but instead focused on sarcastically mocking himself as a mute, he was so angry that his beard was cocked.

The two big eyes stared, and the blood basin was wide, as if they were going to tear and chew Zhao Sledgehammer.

[I rub, is this Li Gang? 】

[No wonder his son is so fierce, Lao Tzu is very fierce! ] 】

[This is Li Gang, the person in the Northern Song Dynasty who wanted to turn the tide but failed. You trash! 】

[Yes, yes, garbage is right.] 】

[Is this Li Gang, or Zhang Fei? ] 】

[Isn't Li Gang a civil official? Why is it so fierce? 】

[The civil officials of the Song Dynasty were very cruel. are all heroes who have beaten the junior and the hooligans. 】

Zhao Dazhui's physical fitness is not as good as Xiaosi, how can he do this not too old "old man"?

If you can't fight the enemy, you can only outwit it.

"Stop! You're a bad old man, you're bad! Bullying me, a little pot friend, do you want to make a face? ”

Zhao Dazhui pinched his waist and tilted his face, proving that he was a very small pot friend, genuine, and Tong Su was not bullied.

Li Gang was a square true gentleman after all, and he couldn't help but smile dumbly when he looked at the child in front of him with red lips and white teeth, and the corners of his mouth that had not been wiped clean.

That is, the age of being slightly older than his grandchildren, and it is the time to be naughty.

Xu played with the jade seal of the official family as a toy on a whim, right?

Arguing with such a child is really a bit of a big bully, and it is not a good way to win!

Li Gang reluctantly showed a smile that he thought was amiable, and beckoned: "An Lehou, don't be naughty." Come here quickly, and don't get in the way of the government. ”

"No, no."

"Why? This is the center of the imperial court, and it can't be messed around. Hurry up, I'll show you the goldfish in a while, okay? ”

[Blame Shu Xiao? 】

[Shocked! The real Li Gang turned out to be ......]

[Your uncle's! Goldfish were high-end goods at that time, and it was an honor to go to the Royal Garden to watch goldfish. 】

[Be a person! 】

"No, no." Zhao Dazhui shook his head, with an innocent face, "You look ugly, refuse." ”

Hearing this, Li Gang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

The old man is a dignified two-list jinshi, after the official eunuch, he has always been praised as a beautiful man with "beautiful demeanor", you actually say that I am ugly?

Are you blind?

Although he is not very interested in Li Gang, Zhao Ji also knows this person's temper. Don't look at Li Gang's many things and talk a lot, like a mother, it can still come in handy at critical moments.

Just like the mouth cannons all over the ground in front of him, Li Gang is the only one who dares to rush forward and fight against the evil forces.

Well, although this evil force is a bit small and doesn't look so vicious, that mouth is really enjoyable!

can spray Li Gang, who likes to spray people, to internal injuries, I am very relieved, I am very relieved!

Zhao Ji smiled very unkindly, and then said with a straight face: "An Lehou, don't be rude!" Master Li is also kind-hearted, you can't be good-looking. ”

[Judging people by their appearance? 】

[Is this a confirmation of Li Gang's ugliness? ] 】

[I like this official, I'm going to give you a monkey!] 】

[Dare to compete with this palace for favor, let's kill it! ] 】

[How old is Zhao Ji this year, can he still give birth? ] 】

[According to incomplete statistics, Zhao Ji has several children born this year. 】

[Phew, this scumbag. 】

[You want to squeeze him into scum, right? 】

[Shut up.] For the long-term development of this live studio, it is not allowed to drive. 】

Zhao Ji has the identity of an emperor anyway, and he can't joke about the appearance of his courtiers.

Cai Jing, the old thief, is already eighty years old, and he is even more reckless than the saint who is "seventy and does what he wants", and when he speaks, he is called a poisonous tongue: "Lord Xiao Li is extraordinary, and it is more than enough to be a martial marquis in Kaifeng Mansion to clean the street!" Hahahaha! ”

Li Bangyan was even more unceremoniously: "Just be careful, don't frighten the children!" ”

Li Gang can pretend to be a senior in front of Zhao Dazhui, and it is not enough to look in front of these people.

A forty-year-old Taichang Shaoqing, in the eyes of the left and right ministers, is a fart!

That fart, uh no, it was that Li Gang, whose face turned from black to red, and from red to white, pointing at a few so-called "gentlemen", who were about to explode.

"It seems that Master Li Gang's appearance is really sorry for the audience! Why not kill yourself to thank the world? ”

Zhao Dazhui mended the knife very unkindly.

It's about to break out, it hasn't broken out yet, and you have to work harder!

Li Gang really couldn't stand it anymore, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, threw himself on the ground and knelt down: "Minister, I am willing to risk death to impeach Cai Jing, Li Bangyan and others for 13 major crimes and 40 minor crimes for embezzlement and misuse of power." ”

After speaking, he took out a fold from his sleeve and held it high above his head: "There is a fold here today, please take a clear look at the officials." If there is a sentence that is not true, the minister is willing to sit back!

No! I am willing to commit suicide to thank the world! ”

I annoy these people the most, and I commit suicide at every turn.

You committed suicide, but you saved trouble, what should others do?

Living with notoriety for the rest of your life?

Zhao Ji, who likes a group of harmony and doesn't like to fight and kill, has always advertised himself as "sharing the world with scholars", how can he bear this infamy.

Hurry up and persuade: "Don't stop here, don't stop here!" Although Taishi is a little small, he is still very good in general. Aiqing is the same, known as a virtuous name, and is relied on by me. ”

may be that the mess is not big enough, Zhao Dazhui also bent down and said: "Xiaochen also wants to be impeached!" ”

[Why don't you learn from Li Gang and kneel? 】

[Poisonous, how uncomfortable it is to kneel there! 】

[The Song Dynasty is not my Qing Dynasty, and I don't have a stinky problem of kneeling! ] 】

[Is this to make a fuss? 】

[We are civilized people, we can't help but make a fool of ourselves, right? 】

[Phew!] 】

"An Lehou, who are you going to impeach?" Zhao Ji glanced at Zhao Dazhui with annoyance and said helplessly.

A sheep is also driven, a flock of sheep is also released, impeachment is impeachment.

Bouncing is healthier.

"This marquis wants to impeach Cai Jing for twenty-six major crimes and eighty minor crimes. Hehe, twice as much as Li Gang, awesome, right? ”

"Nonsense! You play the numbers game, and you don't quit yet! Li Gang looked helpless.

I thought that this stinky boy had a conscience and found that he would fight with himself and benefit the country and the people. Who knows, it's counting here!

What a leather boy!

If it weren't for the fact that guy had a clan identity, Li Gang would have wanted to teach Zhao Dazhui's father a lesson, so that he could know why the flowers were so red and why the sun was so hot!

"How dare you scold me? You trash! ”

Zhao Dazhui replied and continued to maliciously sell cuteness: "Official, I want to impeach Li Gang for contempt for imperial power, bullying the clan, and inviting direct sales." Big-sins, uh, I'll count, fifty-two for major sins, forty-eight for petty sins, let's make up a whole number of one hundred! ”

said that, and didn't forget to send a message in the live broadcast room: "Thank you Lao Tie for providing the idiom!" Than the heart! ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned.

This guy is a dog, right? Why does everyone bite?

Zhao Ji also felt that this little imperial uncle was a little naïve: "An Lehou, you have offended the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, have you ever thought about how to gain a foothold in the court in the future?" ”

"Isn't it just standing there?"

"Uh......"

"I know what you mean, and I'm going to tease you. But the problem is, when people call, we don't have to stand on our feet, let's all lie down and be licking dogs! ”

Zhao Ji asked, "Who will call?" ”

Cai Jing asked, "Who dares to call?" ”

Li Gang asked: "Who are you afraid of?" ”