Chapter 52: Good morning, everyone
The wedding of Zhang Guang and Cai Wenji was very grand and unusual.
Cao Cao officiated at the wedding.
The three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang came.
Sun Ce also sent Zhou Yu here.
In addition to Yuan Shu, those who have come to Zhang Guang to tell their fortunes are here.
Cao Cao originally wanted Zhang Guang to be his son-in-law, but he gave Zhang Guang a talented girl.
and also wants to officiate the marriage of the two, and a white face has become a pig's liver face.
But there is no way.
The parties Cai Wenji have already agreed, and the trouble is big, and the husband and wife will fly away with the Ninth Army, and Cao Cao will be even more anxious.
Cao Cao still needs Zhang Guang to measure his words.
"Distinguished guests and friends, good morning! Ahem, ahem! ”
Cao Cao took the wedding greeting written by Zhang Guang himself, and just read two sentences, but he really couldn't read it anymore.
After Mrs. Ding and Qinghe returned from Chenliu, didn't they say that Zhang Guang's writing was excellent?
What kind of writing is this?
What guests, friends?
Isn't it morning? Rory said good morning, what are you doing?
Cao Cao was thinking about whether to take off the manuscript and play freely, when a person ran in at the gate of the courtyard.
"Zhang Guang, you come out for me and rob my daughter-in-law, how old are you."
Needless to say, it was Wei Zhongdao, a native of Hedong, who ran in, and it is said that he was born in a Hedong family after Wei Qing, a famous general in the early Han Dynasty.
"Mother, there's a good show to watch."
Qinghe, who was sitting in the guest seat, saw Wei Zhongdao, greeted Mrs. Ding, and ran to the front, waiting to see the excitement.
"Where's the little cub? Watch me smash you into a pulp. Dian Wei's arms are like Hot Wheels.
"Dian Wei, come back." Zhang Guang took Cai Wenji's little hand and greeted him.
"It's Wei Zhongdao, right? What's up? Marriage robbery? ”
"What kind of marriage is robbed? Originally, General Cao promised me the marriage letter first! ”
"Oh, is it? Cao Cao promised you, empty words, no evidence, is there any proof? ”
"This, what proof do you need to prove this? General Cao, tell me, have you already promised me? ”
Cao Cao originally wanted to slip away, but when Wei Zhongdao shouted like this, he couldn't run away.
Cao Cao is also thick-skinned, his face does not change and his heart does not beat, and he roars: "What is what? When did I promise you? ”
"I, I, I don't care, Zhang Guang, if you want to marry Cai Wenji, I'll talk about it if you win."
"Haha, just like you look weak, win you? Haha, my eldest brother pinched you to death with one finger. Dian Wei clutched his stomach and smiled.
"Who said to fight? I want to compare poetry with Zhang Guang! ”
After Wei Zhongdao finished speaking, Qinghe stomped her feet anxiously there, but she knew Zhang Guang's literary talent.
The problem is that Qinghe knows, and the others here don't.
Especially Xiahoudun and Zhang Miao and others, they are even more happy.
Aren't you Zhang Guang a cow?
Now people are comparing poetry with you, see what you do!
They all know that Zhang Guang was an idiot when he was a child, how can he know any poetry?
"Cai Wenji is a famous talented woman, this competition must be compared."
"That's right, don't say that you are talented, you must also be talented and beautiful."
"If you are a rough person, how can you be qualified to marry Cai Wenji?"
Xiahoudun and the others made such a fuss, and Wei Zhongdao became even more proud.
"Okay, if you come, you'll be a guest, let you come first!"
Li Mu looked at Wei Zhongdao like an idiot, what is it better to compare, but you want to compare poetry with me?
Don't you know that I have a stomach full of poems in my stomach?
"There are three green hills and four walls, and thatch is built into a room. The secular wind in the world can't blow in, and the years are long. ”
Wei Zhongdao shook his head, he really looked leisurely.
Zhang Guang shook his head slightly, he talked leisurely at a young age, no wonder his life was short.
Cao Cao also kept shaking his head, in the troubled times, still thinking about a thatched house? They burned it as soon as they caught fire.
"Good poetry, it's rare to be able to make good poems with such artistic conception at a young age."
"It's really good, if the people of the Han Dynasty have such a high artistic conception, why worry about the peace of the country?"
"General Cao, you are a master in the literary world, how about Wei Zhongdao's poems?"
Watching the excitement is not a big deal, many people are driven by Xiahoudun and Zhang Miao, and continue to fan the flames.
"Wait, Zhang Guang hasn't started yet!" Cao Cao couldn't bear to demean Wei Zhongdao.
"Zhang Guang? Haha, can he do it? ”
"That's right, Zhang Guang, it's your turn!"
Zhang Guang pulled Cai Wenji to sit down, facing many guests by himself.
"Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, endure the return of the Magpie Bridge! If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”
After reading "Queqiao Immortal", he just took a step forward and sang the story of the joys and sorrows of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to praise the steadfast and sincere love.
Speaking in a sad tone, many of the women present who understood had tears in their eyes, and Mrs. Ding was even more tearful.
"The boy doesn't know the taste of sorrow, and he falls in love with the floor...... I want to say that I will not rest, but I say that the weather is cool and autumn. ”
After reading "The Middle Wall of the Shubo Mountain Road", Zhang Guang took another step.
……
"Drunk to pick up the lamp to look at the sword, dream back to blow the horn company camp. Eight hundred miles under the command, fifty strings turned over the outside sound. Autumn soldiers on the battlefield.
The horse-made Lu was fast, and the bow was like a thunderbolt. But the king of the world, won the name before and after his death. Poor book angry! ”
Zhang Guang walked out of 100 steps and composed 100 poems.
In the end, it ended with a song "Breaking the Array", and at the same time slightly changed, implying that Wei Zhongdao's book was too angry.
"Drunk to pick up the lamp and look at the sword, dream back to blow the horn company camp!" Cao Cao's mouth kept chattering, like a fantasy.
"How can this be, how can this be?"
Wei Zhongdao turned around like crazy and walked outside the courtyard.
"Big brother, you actually came to your wedding to make trouble, do you want me to kill him?" Dian Wei raised his big fist at Wei Zhongdao's back.
"Forget it, he won't live long." Zhang Guang said.
Wei Zhongdao caught fire because of Cai Wenji's affairs, and finally thought of a good poem that he thought was good, and ran to fight Zhang Guang.
As a result, he was pressed and kneaded by Zhang Guang, and he was suffocated in one breath, and as soon as Zhang Guang's voice fell, a mouthful of blood coughed up.
"Zhang Guang, the Great Han Destiny Master, is he really the Imperial Destiny Master?"
"Chrysostom Destiny, let you die in the third watch, and Lord Yama will not dare to keep you until the fifth watch."
When many guests were shocked, Cao Cao also looked at Zhang Guang with a shocked face.
Zhang Guang, Zhang Guang, who are you?
I don't believe that there are gods under heaven!
No matter what, Zhang Guangmingshi's reputation has completely spread.
"Wei Zhongdao, you wait, I'll write you a recipe, take it back and eat it for a month, you can live for a few more years."
"Big brother, this Zhang Guang can tell fortunes and lead soldiers, and he can even cure diseases, do you want to find a way to make him our fourth brother?" Zhang Fei pulled Liu Bei and said.
Liu Bei looked at Zhang Guang and then at Cao Cao, and shook his head.
Cao Cao can't figure it out, what can I come up with?
Zhou Yu was also there and sighed again and again.
At the beginning, if Sun Jian and Sun Ce were not greedy for the jade seal of the country, and communicated with Zhang Guang well, Sun Jian would not have died.
Zhang Guang didn't get it right and followed him to Jiangdong.
"Jiangdong doesn't have this blessing!" Zhou Yu sighed.
The guests dispersed, Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Zhou Yu, regardless of the value of Zhang Guangdong's candles at night, forced him to the fortune-telling noodle shop.
"You guys, Wei, Shu, Wu, the three giants in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, I didn't expect to get together in my small noodle restaurant."
"No, Zhou Yu, why didn't Sun Ce come?"
"Alas, after Yuan Shu was driven to Huainan by General Cao, my lord was requisitioned by Yuan Shu, and he was not available!"
"Haha, I don't think it's Yuan Shu who requisitioned Sun Ce, it's Sun Ce who wants to get back his father Sun Jian's old subordinates from Yuan Shu, right?"
Zhang Guang didn't save face at all, and he immediately exposed Sun Ce's real purpose of running to follow Yuan Shu.
"Zhang Guang, we pulled you over this time because we wanted you to test each of the three of us."
After all, Cao Cao is familiar with Zhang Guang and goes straight to the point.
"The three of you together? Don't you know that you Xiaoman and Liu Bei, as well as Jiangdong Sun Quan, will be real opponents in the future? ”
After Zhang Guang finished speaking, he smiled and watched Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Zhou Yu make stupid mistakes.
In the end, it was Liu Bei who spoke first.
"Zhang Guang, what will happen in the future, I will talk about it later, I just want to calculate the things in the next few years."
"Then you can write, each of you writes your own."
Cao Cao wrote a "break", and Liu Bei wrote a "Liu".
Zhou Yu thought about it again and again, looked at the bright moon outside, and wrote a "bright".
"Xiaoman, your broken word is because you just listened to my word style "Breaking the Array", right?"
"That's right, Zhang Guang, how did you manage to do one poem or word at a time?" Cao Cao asked.
"Well, let's not talk about it for now, let's test the word 'broken' for you first."
Zhang Guang closed his eyes, thinking about whether to stir up the relationship between Cao Cao and Liu Bei?
"Xiaoman, this broken word is good."
"Break and then stand, it is Gongsun Zhan, Yuan Shao and others who are broken, and it is you Cao Cao who is broken."
"Zhang Guang, to put it bluntly, anyway, everyone here is a gentleman, and if you listen to it, you will listen." Cao Cao said.
That's right, Liu Bei and Sun Ce's current strength can't enter Cao Cao's eyes at all, so let them know, what's the matter?
"Gongsun Chan is now entangled with Yuan Shao in Qingzhou, Jizhou, and Youzhou, and finally Gongsun Chan was defeated, and Yuan Shao won half of the country."
"However, Yuan Shao is also working for you Xiaoman, and all of Yuan Shao's territory will be your Xiaoman's sooner or later."
"Haha!"
Cao Cao, who had regained his beard, stroked his beard and turned back with a smile in front of Liu Bei and Zhou Yu.
"However, your defeat to Yuan Shao is your pinnacle!"
Zhang Guang's words made Cao Cao's laughter come to an abrupt end.
"Impossible, after I, Cao Cao, occupy the north, I will definitely go south and dominate the land of China."
"You will go south, but the other two here will make you stop in Jingzhou, so if you really want to dominate the world, you can kill the two of them now."
Liu Bei and Zhou Yu got up at the same time, and their palms landed on the saber at their waists.
As long as Cao Cao moves, it will be a big battle of two against one.
"Brother Zhang Guang, don't make fun of me, the two of them, one is a plain county commander, and one is a horse boy under Sun Ce, there are no strong soldiers in their hands, haha, stop me, laugh to death."
When Cao Cao said this, he sneered, but the fierce light in his eyes couldn't escape Zhang Guang's eyes.
"Haha, since it's a joke, let's not say more, Liu Bei, let's test your words."
Liu Bei and Zhou Yu saw Cao Cao sitting there honestly and stopped talking, so they sat back on their chairs.
"Liu? Hehe, Liu Bei, you are still thinking about your Liu family's Han Dynasty. ”
"Zhang Guang, what do you have to tell me?" Liu Bei looked at Zhang Guang expectantly.
"Liu, as the name suggests, it's your Liu family."
"If you Liu Bei want to win one or three acres of his own land, go to Jingzhou to find Liu Biao, and then go to take Liu Zhang's Yizhou."
"No, my imperial uncle of the Liu family, how can I do something to seize my own clan's territory?" Liu Bei was righteous and awe-inspiring.
Zhang Guang's eyes were full of ridicule, and he ignored him anymore and looked at Zhou Yu instead.
"Sun Ce has your Zhou Yu's help, and he will definitely be able to give his younger brother the entire Jiangdong."
"But your Zhou Yu's words can only measure your Zhou Yu's fortune."
"If you write a bright character, do you know Zhuge Liang, who is now living in seclusion in Longzhong, Jizhou?"
"I've heard a little!" Zhou Yu replied honestly.
"Both Shengliang, He Shengyu!"
"If you don't compare with Zhuge Liang, you can live a long life, otherwise, you will definitely be angry to death by Zhuge Liang."
Zhou Yu doesn't believe that he is just a hermit and can anger himself to death?
Liu Bei on the side, but his mouth kept muttering Zhuge Liang's name.
A master who can anger Zhou Yu to death, Liu Bei decided that he had a chance and must go to the meeting.
Zhou Yu looked at the expressions shown by the three of them, and couldn't help but sigh: Even if I give you advice, you still take it as the wind in your ears, alas, your own destiny is still in your own hands.
Zhang Guang stretched out his palm towards the three of them, and Liu Bei and Zhou Yu looked at each other.
Cao Cao naturally knew what Zhang Guang wanted to do.
"Brother Zhang Guang, there is nothing valuable on you this time, can you owe it first?"
"No, Xiaoman, if you can't pay me now, make way for me, and I will go north to meet Yuan Shao."
"Yuan Shao? Yuan Shao is also my top boss now, don't you embarrass me when you go to beat Yuan Shao? Cao Cao was a little displeased.
"Xiaoman, you and Yuan Shao will fight for life and death sooner or later, I'm going to get rid of a few of his generals now, isn't it also for you? Moreover, I am not your subordinate now, Yuan Shao, you have a way to shirk it. ”
"Cheng, then the honorarium of 100,000 grains this time will be gone."
"Deal!"
"What? 100,000 grains? Zhang Guang, do you measure one word now, 100,000 grains? Zhou Yu and Liu Bei asked aloud at the same time, looking embarrassed.
"Haha, how's that? Can't take it out, right? If you can't take it out, you can do it, and each of them will give me a letter of commitment. ”
"You say!" Liu Bei and Zhou Yu responded at the same time, and at the same time, they both regretted that they didn't ask the price clearly before taking the word test.
"You each promise that if what I told you today will be verified in the future, your Shu Kingdom and Wu Kingdom must give me one thing unconditionally."
"What's that?"
"You'll find out later."
"Done!"
Liu Bei and Zhou Yu each hurriedly wrote a letter of commitment, what else could be worth 100,000 grains in troubled times?
As soon as the door of the noodle restaurant opened, Liu Bei got on his horse and left quickly with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei who were guarding the door.
Zhou Yu was faster, like an arrow from a string, and lost his figure under the moon.
"What are you running, didn't I say I wouldn't kill you?"
Cao Cao got up depressed, it seemed that he was still not old enough, and he showed them the killing intent in his eyes.
After Cao Cao and the others left, Zhang Guang naturally began to sprinkle dog food everywhere in Chen Liucheng with Cai Wenji.
The officers and men of all departments of the Ninth Army are very depressed, what has happened to their main generals recently?
Pull everyone to practice from morning to night.