Chapter 014 Cao Cao is really ouch, hey

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The only one who accompanied Liu Ji to Shihou Mansion was her personal maid Cuinu, and the rest, Liu Hanshao didn't like it, so they all rushed back. As a result, before the checkers started, Liu Hanshao and Liu Ji almost started to fight first. In Liu Hanshao's view, the main reason is that Liu Han has nothing to do, and he will reprimand Liu Hanshao for not sitting and be rude, and then he will blame him for not playing chess with others, which is disrespectful.

The so-called sitting is to land on the buttocks; The so-called kei is to sit with your feet open and your knees bent, which is a very rude sitting posture. The correct way to open is to close your knees, your insteps are close to the ground, your buttocks are sitting on your heels, and your hands are on your knees...... Liu Han slandered, this is the sitting method of Dongying's living ancestors, but he refuses to give them a living ancestor!

To say that these sitting etiquette numbers are also formed according to the social environment at that time. At that time, trousers belonged to the clothing of lowly people, such as those who worked in the fields, rode horses to fight, and the "bull people" with status were usually ...... Hang the space! There are three layers inside and three layers outside, and if you put on pants again, you can't have an elastic band, so you can only tie them...... In case you tie a dead button and catch up with diarrhea...... Besides, sitting with his legs crossed while hanging in the slot, it is indeed too beautiful to watch.

I don't know if it's true or not, it is said that Mencius's wife was caught by Mencius because she was alone in the house, and after being caught by Mencius, she severely reprimanded her, and threatened to divorce her, and finally Mencius's mother patted Mencius on the back of the head and said: "Your baby is sick!" "That's it.

In fact, elegant sitting is only limited to formal occasions, if you are alone in the house, let alone Jiji, even if you strip naked and walk back and forth, others don't know, right? There are also good friends like Liu Beibei, big ears, and little red face, and little black face, who roll the sheets at every turn, and definitely don't mind sitting on the same bed and not being rude.

Fortunately, there is a little Mazha secretly hidden by Liu Hanshao in Shihou Mansion, and the problem of how to sit has finally been solved, but Liu Ji still doesn't let Ren Hongchang and Cui Nu play chess together, this time it seems to touch Liu Hanshao's reverse scales, if he wasn't afraid that he couldn't beat her, he would have to invite her to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots.

"Xiao Ji, the distinction between high and low people should not be judged by what clothes he wears and what authority he has, but by what he has done for people. Those who can help others and help the poor are noble people who should be respected by people, and those who can only oppress others and do evil are out-and-out sluts! Look at Cui Nu and Little Red Sister, they are the same as us, with two eyes, one mouth, hands and feet, happy and sad. But they wash and sweep the floor for us every day, make the beds and fold the quilts, and take care of us so well, we don't say thank you, it's no longer right, how can we despise them? If you think about it, what can we do for them? ”

"We ...... We can reward them! ”

"Poof......

almost squirted out the old blood of more than 30 degrees in his previous life, Liu Hanshao had to change his strategy, saying that playing checkers is as fun as possible the more people, if he doesn't bring Ren Hongchang and Cuinu, then he won't play anymore, so Liu Ji agreed as if compromised.

It wasn't until it was getting dark, and it was time to close the palace door if he didn't go back, so Liu Ji reluctantly came out of Shihou Mansion and was personally escorted back by Liu Hanshao. Liu Hanshao didn't know if taking Liu Ji to "play crazy" would cause him any trouble, but thinking of Liu Ji's sincerity to himself, no matter what trouble he caused, he didn't care at all.

Liu Hanshao even revealed the secret of Beibi Mountain to Liu Jiao, promising to take her to see and understand when he had the opportunity, but he gave a gag order, only allowing her and Cuinu to know, and threatened Cuinu that if she dared to leak the news and betray the organization, she would find a mountain nest far away and marry her to the ugliest, shortest, poorest and frustrated old man there! Because of the previous noble and lowly remarks, the Cui Nu, who had just felt a trace of gratitude to Liu Hanshao, was almost scared again.

Walking in front of the palace gate, Liu Ji suddenly turned around and said softly to Liu Hanshao: "Brother, you are right. ”

Liu Hanshao was very pleased.

Liu Hanshao has a great sense of accomplishment.

Liu Hanshao smirked contentedly.

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The moon is as bright as a mirror, the stars are dotted, the sky at the beginning of June, there is already a rhythm of turning on the barbecue mode during the day, and only at this time, the cool breeze is blowing, causing people to sleep, if it weren't for the "squeak" of the carriage, Liu Hanshao would have been on the air early.

After sending Liu Ji back, as soon as he turned a street corner, he saw a horse running over at a trot as if there was no one next to him. Liu Hanshao still wondered, why was there already unmanned driving at the end of the Han Dynasty? Stuffy, the reaction was quite fast, only blinked his eyes twice, and immediately said to the tall man next to the car: "Catch that goods!" ”

Gao Dashang is not here, naturally Wei Guang is guarding by the car, if Gao Dashang is still there, Wei Guangzheng has to stand far away, there is no way, the official is crushing people to death. In fact, Liu Hanshao thinks that these two people are quite handy, first of all, both of them are definitely not fools, but they are tall and older, and there is water in their eyes, while Wei Guangzheng is 100% a "straight man". Therefore, if Gao Dashang was asked to kick the old eunuch beside Liu Yao, Gao Dashang's head might flash thoughts such as whether he should kick it or not, what the consequences would be, and Wei Guangzheng didn't need Liu Hanshao's instructions at all, as long as he understood his thoughts. Therefore, Gao Dashang can usually sit in Shihou Mansion, which can be regarded as "taking charge of himself", but Wei Guangzheng can only follow closely and never leave.

As soon as Gao Dashang left, he heard Wei Guangzheng, who was leading the way in front, shouting, "Who is it? Immediately after, it seemed to be another kicking movement. The guards immediately divided into two groups, half of which protected Liu Hanshao's carriage, and half of which surrounded him. Before he could say a word, Wei Guangzheng had already escorted a person over, still carrying the sword he had surrendered. No wonder he was beaten, armed in the middle of the night, and walked around the streets, if he was left in the Xiping period, when Cao Cao was the lieutenant of northern Luoyang, he would have to be beaten to death.

"Han Shao."

Wei Guangzheng presented the sword he had surrendered to Liu Hanshao, and without saying much, he retreated to the side and stared at the man. Liu Hanshao took a look at the lamplight, the man had been beaten with a crown and a slanted bun, unkempt, not tall, with a black face and a big head, saying that he was like a big sweet potato in the comic "Old Master"? The big sweet potatoes are much whiter than him.

"Who are you? I don't sleep in the middle of the night, carrying the guy all over the street, do you want to slip the door and pick the lock, or rob halfway? Hurry up and recruit from the truth, or I'll beat your ass! ”

"I am ......"

As soon as this short and black guy opened his mouth, he immediately vomited and vomited, almost vomiting into Liu Hanshao's car. The guards around him dodged in all directions, and Liu Hanshao stumbled backwards in an exaggerated manner, almost turning his head over the side of the car, desperately fanning his nose with his small hands.

At this time, Gao Dashang, who happened to be chasing the horse, came back, glanced at the man, leaned over and whispered in front of Liu Hanshao: "Han Shao, this person is Cao Yilang." ”

Liu Hanshao asked in surprise: "a wolf?" Such a beast, even a wolf will not let go? ”

Gao Dashang's head was black, so he had to say again: "It's the son of Dahonglu Cao Jugao, Cao Mengde." ”

Liu Hanshao was petrified on the spot.

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Cao Cao's eunuch grandfather, Cao Teng, served four emperors, recommended many virtuous people, and put them in the eunuch pile, and his reputation was so good. After that, his father Cao Song and Cao Jugao inherited Cao Teng's title of "Marquis of Feiting". Therefore, Cao Cao was able to pay homage to the northern lieutenant of Luoyang at the age of twenty, which was basically equivalent to the director of the public security bureau of Beicheng District, Kyoto, in his previous life and later generations.

Of course, Cao Cao is not a great god now, and his grandfather Cao Teng's reputation is good, but it doesn't mean that his father Cao Song's reputation is good, and he recognizes eunuchs as his father. Therefore, the father and son of the Cao family are very unbearable in the eyes of the scholars. The only thing Cao Cao made was when he was the director of the public security bureau, and he knocked Jian Shuo's uncle Jian Tu to death with a stick and a stick, and then the director became the county magistrate, and he was transferred to Dunqiu Ling. Later, because he was implicated by his brother-in-law Song Qi, he was directly dismissed and went home, and he was recruited as a speaker last year.

In other words, this Song Qi, like He Jin, is also a relative, the elder brother of Queen Song, and Cao Cao is still a good buddy. It's just that Queen Song was deposed, caused a violent room, died of depression, and the parentheses meant to enter the cold palace and die sadly. Song Qi and his father and brother were also unlucky, and they were both killed and abandoned outside the city. It was still a group of eunuchs of all sizes who felt sorry for Queen Song's kindness, and everyone scraped together some money to bury them, which also shows the ruthlessness of Spirit Emperor Liu Hong.

Queen Song lost power back then, mainly because of the framing of Wang Fu, the middle attendant, and the result of the harem infighting, but it cannot be said that it has nothing to do with Liu Wei's birth. Although Liu Hanshao was only occupied by the magpie's nest when Liu Wei was three years old, he took over the prince's class, but he was involved back and forth, turning around and calculating, and Cao Cao could not be counted in the same trench.

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The lights in the distance are getting brighter, and the figures are heavy, chasing over here, Gao Dashang stepped forward to ask, Liu Hanshao endured his disgust and said to Wei Guangzheng: "Get him up." ”

Wei Guang helped Cao Cao into the car like a pig, and Cao Cao fell asleep as soon as he got in the car, and even snored. In the moonlight, Liu Hanshao looked at Cao Cao carefully. If you want to say that this baby is really comedy, with such a big head and such a big face, why can't the eyes be a little bigger? If you change your outfit, shave your hair, and have another peach heart on the top of your head, then it will be Guo Juxia who is talking about cross talk!

Cao Mengde is long-term, and Liu Han thinks too much. I couldn't hold back the "chicken jelly" in my heart for a while, and happily patted Cao Cao's big face and asked, "Little black fat man, tell my brother, what did you do just now?" ”

His eyes opened slightly, and Cao Cao seemed to glare at Liu Hanshao. I don't know if it's the reflection formed by the moonlight, or if it's really the so-called murderous aura, Liu Hanshao suddenly felt a chill behind his back, and sat down on the carriage, as if the cold hairs on his body were also standing up. However, Liu Hanshao was not afraid, and his first reaction was "Kill him!" ”

Naturally, Liu Hanshao couldn't have any murderous aura, and that thought only flashed in his mind. Looking at Cao Cao again, he was already snoring again, occasionally spitting a long breath of wine, as if nothing had happened.

"When my brother let the car burn back then, before the person landed, the soul flew away. It's better now, your baby can take a look at your brother at a glance. Liu Hanshao thought angrily, stood up, took cover by turning around, kicked Cao Cao hard, and muttered in a low voice: "What's the cow fork?" Do you know how far you can go from here to the west? ”

Then, Liu Hanshao stood on the carriage with Cao Cao's sword, pretending to be majestic and said, "Go to Cao's mansion." Cao Cao opened his eyes and secretly looked at the little adult from behind.