Chapter 201 Accept apprentices based on strength

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I heard that His Majesty is now teaching people to dance everywhere, so when he learned that Liu Hanshao was going to come to the Institute of Science and Technology, the dean Zheng Hun and the director Ma Jun did not greet him as enthusiastically and hungrily as usual. Anyway, the emperor doesn't pay attention to this, sometimes there are too many people, and the pomp is bigger, and he will be scolded. Therefore, Zheng Hun found an interface and hid out in advance, while Ma Jun stayed in his research room and ignored what was going on outside the window.

Liu Hanshao took Yang Xiu, Sima Lang and Zhuge Jin, as well as Dian Wei and Yan Siwa, because they had already left Luoyang City, so Wei Guangzheng also accompanied the guards. Leaving Yanyun guards on the periphery of the academy, Liu Hanshao and the seven of them walked inside by themselves, and as soon as they arrived at the gate of the institute, they saw two little babies playing in the courtyard, it was Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi.

At this moment, Zhuge Liang was sitting on a chair that seemed to be on wheels, Sima Yi was standing behind the chair, and with a strain of his arms, the chair actually ran up. It's just that the chair ran faster and faster, and then Sima Yi couldn't keep up, so he simply let go and ran casually by the chair. It is estimated that the wheels were stuck by the stones, and the chair suddenly buckled forward, although Zhuge Liang ran forward a few steps alertly along the inertia, he still could not escape the fate of the dog's, and cried loudly with a "wow".

Zhuge Jin wanted to see how his second child fell, and Sima Lang wanted to teach his second child a lesson, but Liu Hanshao stood still, and neither of them dared to run over. Later, I only saw Zhuge Liang getting up from the ground, as if he was discussing something with Sima Yi, and then Sima Yi sat on the chair and Zhuge Liang pushed it.

Sima Yi knew that Zhuge Liang was not well-intentioned, and as soon as he sat on the chair, he pressed against the back of the chair, clasped the armrests with both hands, and looked serious and nervous. Zhuge Liang slowly pushed the chair to start, and when he ran smoothly, he suddenly drew an arc, and he actually accelerated towards Liu Hanshao, and then let go of the chair as well.

Sure enough, the chair didn't run far on its own, and then there was a posture of falling down, Sima Yi jumped off the chair and pounced on Liu Hanshao's arms by inertia.

The baby is right in front of you, you can't watch him fall and chew, right?

Liu Hanshao naturally stretched out his hands, intending to catch Sima Yi, but Sima Yi had already thrown himself into his arms, successfully hugging Liu Hanshao's thigh with one hand, and pulling the other hand...... Liu Hanshao was hit hard, and immediately bent down to suppress Sima Yi, so as not to cause him to move again. Everyone hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to rescue Liu Hanshao, but when they saw him waving his hand again and again, they were already speechless in pain.

After a long time, Liu Han took a long breath, dragged Sima Yi out of his arms, and reprimanded him sternly: "Fortunately, my brother is here, if your mother is here, she won't fall to your death?" ”

Sima Yi said aggrieved and insidious: "Your Majesty, this can't all depend on me, so that the bad ones are over there." ”

Liu Hanshao turned to look at Zhuge Liang who was standing in the distance, and shouted, "Come here." ”

Zhuge Liang ran to Liu Hanshao, and before he could speak, tears flowed down again, and there were still blood stains on his mouth that had not been wiped clean, not to mention how miserable his small appearance was, how could this make people willing to teach a lesson again?

I only heard Zhuge Liang crying quietly: "Your Majesty, I was wrong. ”

It doesn't matter if you have this mouth, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, oh grin. Zhuge Liang actually became "Zhuge Huo", and knocked out one of his teeth just now.

So, Liu Hanshao kicked at Sima Yi's buttocks, and said while kicking back: "Look at you throwing him, look at you throwing him!" ”

There is meat and pants on the buttocks, and His Majesty looks at the kicking hard, but it doesn't hurt at all, so don't cover it with your hands at this time, otherwise, if you kick your hands, it will really hurt.

Sima Yi was crying and shouting, thinking about it, seeing that Zhuge Liang had no intention of helping, and secretly gloating, he immediately decided to betray him.

"Your Majesty! He, he ...... His tooth was originally alive, and it was going to fall out! ”

Changing teeth?

Liu Hanshao turned his head to look at Zhuge Liang and found that the baby didn't seem to be so miserable, and there was a little cunning in his eyes. Confucius said: Leather pants and cotton pants, there must be a reason, could it be that these two demons have begun to play tricks now?

At this time, Yang Xiu had already pushed the chair with wheels over, and praised Liu Hanshao and said: "Han Shao, this chair is exquisitely conceived, if you are disabled or elderly, your legs and feet are inconvenient, sitting on this chair, it is much more convenient to move back and forth." ”

Isn't this a wheelchair? It is similar to the crossbow master's ballista, with two main wheels at the rear and two universal wheels at the front. TV debut

Liu Hanshao asked with a dark face: "Who did it?" ”

Zhuge Liang raised his hand and quickly put it down again, but Sima Yi kept pointing at him with his little hand, and he couldn't rely on it.

"It's not easy to build a bearing, so let you use it to play around?"

Liu Hanshao didn't want to teach them a lesson, if he didn't play, how could he invent? Besides, even if it is not easy to manufacture bearings, there is no shortage of research institutes. So, he said: "Your wheelchair, the main wheel behind it is too small, so when you encounter a small stone, the small pothole is easy to get stuck or overturned." Also, the back of the chair should be equipped with a handle, otherwise it will push fast, or if it encounters a downhill slope, the person behind the wheelchair will not be able to pull the wheelchair, and the person sitting on it will naturally be dangerous. ”

Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi nodded again and again when they heard this, with a look of sudden realization, striking while the iron was hot, Liu Hanshao said with a smile: "For the sake of you being so humble and studious, do you want to ...... Brother accepts the two of you as apprentices, how about it? ”

Thinking about it, the two little demons shook their heads again and again, and said in unison: "Not well! ”

Everyone collectively had a black line in their heads, and Sima Lang and Zhuge Jin stared at their respective dicks viciously, eager to tear them apart and eat them. Of course, Liu Hanshao felt the most faceless, and asked with a black face: "Why?" ”

Zhuge Liang said timidly: "Afraid...... I'm afraid that His Majesty will teach us to dance. ”

Sima Yi was still mending the knife next to him, and also said: "We have seen those people dance, so stupid." ”

Everyone had black lines in their heads again, and Sima Lang and Zhuge Jin were even more furious, because every time Yang Xiu went to instruct others to dance, they were the two of them demonstrating.

"So what?"

Liu Hanshao's question was very abrupt, and Zhuge Liang said without thinking about it: "So Your Majesty came today and scared Dean Zheng away, and scared Director Ma into hiding, we just thought, we ......"

Zhuge Liang suddenly came to his senses and kept silent, but everyone understood that there must be something greasy here.

Liu Hanshao patted the armrest of the wheelchair and shouted: "So you conspired to assassinate the emperor, yes or no?" ”

The hat was buttoned too big, the two little babies were stunned, Sima Lang and Zhuge Jin each went up to kick their dick to the ground, and then knelt in front of Liu Hanshao and kowtowed, one said "Your Majesty forgives you", the other said "Your Majesty is gracious", and repeatedly begged, the younger brother is just stubborn, and never dares to have the slightest heart of rebellion. Seeing that Liu Hanshao was unmoved, he kicked their respective second children again.

Liu Hanshao's head was black, so he had to shout: "Stop!" ”

"Han Shao, it should be stopped."

Yang Xiu couldn't help it anymore and laughed. Liu Hanshao claimed to be the emperor, obviously he wanted to tease the two little babies, even if he was rejected to find a field just now, how could he expect that the two little ones were not very good, and the two big ones were almost scared to pee first, and these two master books are really honest and pimple.

After Yang Xiu laughed, he didn't forget to cooperate with Liu Hanshao, and shouted at Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi: "Your Majesty's conspiracy and tricks have been seen through by Your Majesty, so don't hurry up and recruit them from the truth!" ”

This time, it was Zhuge Liang's turn to sell his teammates, and he said first: "Report to Your Majesty, it's all Sima Yi who wants to harm people." My teeth were loose and it hurt to eat when I touched them, and Director Ma said that I could knock them down with a hammer or tie them with a thread. I didn't dare, so Sima Yi said let me sit on the chair and drop my teeth. I sat down in my chair and thought, no, what if I can't make it and I lose another tooth? So, he hurriedly shouted to stop, but he himself stopped and pushed me out with a chair. Fortunately, I fell relatively accurately, otherwise I would have fallen for his tricks. ”

Zhuge Liang said as he opened his mouth and pointed to his open teeth for everyone to see.

"Report to Your Majesty and ask him to pull out his teeth, but he doesn't dare, I came up with this plan to help him."

After Sima Yi finished arguing, he sold his teammates not to be outdone, and said: "Also, framing His Majesty is all his idea. He said that His Majesty had scared Dean Zheng and Director Ma away, and he was going to teach us that kind of fool dance. Just push me over and throw me into your arms, and you'll not be in the mood to teach us to dance anymore. ”

This time, even the half-dumb Bawei Guangzheng couldn't hold back, and he couldn't stop the expression of wanting to laugh when he tightened his brows, Dian Wei held his stomach with a smile, Yan Siwa covered his waist with a smile, and even Sima Lang and Zhuge Jin endured a lot of hard work. Maybe the person with a fast mouth laughed a little lower, Yang Xiu laughed again, not only laughed out of tears and snot, but also covered his stomach and sighed.

Liu Hanshao said helplessly: "What are you two still kneeling for, waiting to mop the floor?" ”

Unexpectedly, the popular dance that swept Luoyang was strongly resisted here, and it was called a fool's dance, and the two little monsters did not hesitate to risk their lives and used monkeys to steal peaches in an attempt to prevent themselves from entering the research institute. Brother Hui has to give it a try, if you are really scratched by these two little turtle calves, he will definitely cut you all into the appearance of the second child. 手机端 一秒記住『→m.\B\iq\u\g\\o\m』 provides you with wonderful \ novel reading.

So, Liu Hanshao stared at Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi cruelly, and after the mess in his heart was finished, he said viciously: "Now, give you two choices, one is to be an apprentice to my brother; Second, each person dances the fool dance 100 times a day, and dances every day after tomorrow, month after month, year after year, until he dies of old age! ”

Sima Yi confessed on the spot, immediately knelt down and said: "The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”

Zhuge Liang still wanted to struggle, and muttered, "That...... That...... After the apprenticeship, what does Your Majesty want to teach us? ”

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