Chapter 31: Dust's prank
Xian Chen held the plate and smiled at the corner of his mouth, with three points of playfulness and seven points of honest smile, "Madam, this plate of food is made of roasted sweet potatoes, mixed with fresh pig's blood, steamed by mud, its name is 'from beginning to end', and the word is used from beginning to end." ”
As he spoke, Xian Chen used his fingers to pick out a lump of yellow and black soft mud, put it in his mouth, and said, "It's delicious, it's really delicious, sweet and a little bloody." ”
Then, Xianchen licked the little yellow left between his fingers, turned to look at Yao and Xie, and said to them, "Mother, madam, do you want to taste it too?" It's really delicious! ”
Yao and Xie were already so disgusted that their internal organs were tumbling like a river and a sea, and the two retched and hurriedly waved their hands, "Don't, don't, don't ......"
Slim Dust lifted the lid of the second plate again.
The moment the lid of this plate was lifted, Yao and Xie suddenly lost their faces and were frightened, "Ah...... Ah......h
Xian Chen completely ignored their frightened appearances, and said to himself: "This plate of food is called 'bitter and sweet'." ”
After that, Xianchen quickly lifted the cauliflower snake that was soaked in wine into his hand, and quickly broke it on the chest of the cauliflower snake, disemboweling and taking out the gall.
After the snake gall was taken out, she dipped it in the honey on the plate and handed the honey-dipped snake gall directly to Xie, "Madam, life is like this snake gall dipped in honey, there are bitter and sweet, snake gall is a good thing, you can eat it." ”
Xian Chen handed the snake gall to Xie's eyes.
Where can the Xie family stand it at this moment?
"Ah......" screamed, waved his hand in a panic, "Don't, don't, I don't want to ......" As if facing a great enemy, he crawled and stumbled out of the Yalan Courtyard.
Immediately, Xian Chen looked at Yao again, with a cold evil aura in his eyes, and he could see that Yao's teeth were chattering, "Mother, my mother has great ability, and she can do everything from heaven to earth, so Chen'er will give this plate of 'heaven and earth' to her mother." ”
Dusty lifted the lid on the last plate, which was half earthworms drilled in the ground and half locusts flying in the sky.
Both species are alive, earthworms are constantly writhing in the plates, and locusts are broken their wings and thighs and crawling in the plates.
Yao Shi was already frightened, she also wanted to get up and run out, run out of this Yalan Courtyard, and stay away from the madman Xian Chen, but at this moment, her feet just didn't obey for some reason, as if they were welded to the ground by something, and she couldn't move, let alone run away.
She turned her head away, not daring to look at Xian Chen, let alone at the wriggling and crawling insects on the plate, closed her eyes, and shouted in her mouth: "Crazy, crazy, Ran Xianchen is a madman." ”
If Yao dared to open his eyes and look at Xianchen at this moment, he would definitely be able to see a bone-chilling chill in her eyes, fleeting.
"Give it all to your mother!"
Hahaha......
Xianchen laughed, with a hint of revenge, like splashing water, splashing all the earthworms and locusts on the plate on Yao's body.
A scream of "Ah......hhhh
Xie Shi rushed out of the Yalan Courtyard and ran towards the gate of the Ran Mansion like crazy as if he had seen a ghost.
Because she ran too fast and too fast, she didn't look at her feet in a panic, and she was about to run to the gate of Ranfu, she stepped on the steps with one foot, fell on the other side, and fell to the ground.
At this time, Xiaoju, the maid who entered the Ran Mansion with her, caught up with her, and hurriedly stepped forward to help her up: "Madam, what's wrong with you, madam, why did you run so quickly, the maid couldn't catch up with her behind." ”
Seeing Xiao Ju's familiar face, Xie Shi's heart stabilized a little, she hurriedly looked behind her, and saw that there was nothing behind her, so she relieved her breath, and was about to say something to Xiao Ju, when she heard Yao's thrilling scream, and suddenly her heart tightened again, and she didn't have time to say more: "Quick, quick, let's leave Ran Mansion quickly!" ”
Stumbling all the way into his own carriage, Xie was still in shock, looking behind the carriage, and told the coachman, "Hurry up, hurry back home." ”
The carriage turned, leaving Ran Mansion far behind, and Xie Shi stabilized his mind.
"Stinky girl, why did you take so long to get to the last thatched house?" Xie Shi glared at the maid Xiaoju angrily.
Xiao Ju buried her head and said apologetically: "I'm sorry madam, my maid has been upset in the past two days." ”
Xie Shi is not a harsh master, she knew that Xiao Ju had a stomach trouble in the past two days and did not complain about Xiao Ju anymore, but exhaled deeply and began to ponder today's matter.
The more she pondered, the more angry Xie Shi became, and in the end, she was so angry that her silver teeth rattled, and she couldn't wait to bite the Yao family into pieces, so broken that she didn't even leave a bone slag.
"Whew!"
If it weren't for the fact that he was in his own carriage, Xie really wanted to smash Yao's spit.
She scolded secretly in her heart, "Yao Yu'er, you are a cheap embryo, you want to marry a crazy and stupid girl into our Xiaoyao Mansion, you are obviously cheating on me, I already have a stupid son, if I marry a crazy daughter-in-law again, do I want this family?" What kind of vicious heart are you femme fatale? ”
Xie is a pampered little woman, as soon as there is a grievance in her heart, she will drop golden beans, she endured the grievances in her heart in the carriage, did not cry, the tears in her eyes were so moist that they were about to overflow, as soon as she got off the carriage, she saw that her husband who had returned from the early dynasty happened to be at the door.
"Husband."
As soon as the husband came out, the tears in Xie's eyes couldn't hold back anymore, and turned into tears and fell straight down.
Yao's cousin, Yao Xianzhi, the waiter of Ji Guozheng's fourth grade, is a spoiled wife, and he is full of pity when he sees his little daughter-in-law's grievances, "Madam, what's wrong with Madam?" ”
After all, Xie Shi is also everyone's lady, she knows that even if she is wronged now, it is inconvenient to say some things at the door, so she only cares: "Why did the husband go to court so early today?" ”
Yao Xianzhi intimately wiped away the tears from Xie Shi's cheeks, "Today is still the same as yesterday, everyone is making a fuss about Ran Yune's family, and before we have time to talk about the business, the emperor will leave, and we will come back." ”
After the two returned to the room, Xie told Yao Xianzhi what happened in Ran's Mansion today.
After speaking, Xie Shi asked: "Husband, you said, our family already has a stupid son, the eldest daughter of the Ran family is not only ugly but also a madman, what do you say Yao Yu'er has in doing this?" ”
Yao Xianzhi sat at the table, his fingers tapped on the table, "Danmei, the people over there have a lot of ghosts and ghosts in the big house, we are now independent and have become a house, so it's better to have less contact with them in the future." ”
Yao Xianzhi is a person with his own opinions, he never wanted to stand in line in the court, but because Yao Yuer's father is his uncle, for the sake of the same clan, he has to support Ran Yune in the court, and supporting Ran Yune is to stand in line with His Royal Highness the Nineth, now he has an excuse not to support Ran Yune to remain silent.
Yao, who was frightened and fainted, didn't wake up until the chickens that Xianchen put into the Yalan Courtyard and ate all the earthworms and locusts on Yao's body.
Mother Rong's knees were weak and she couldn't get up, kneeling outside the yard and not knowing what was going on in the yard, worried about Yao's angry shouting, "What did you do to Mrs., what did you do to Mrs. ……”
Xianchen doesn't care about her, Quan Dangrong's mother is a dog locked in a cage, and she can't get in the way anyway, so she waits for her to be blind and prosperous.
Yao, who woke up from a fainting death, quickly looked at his body as soon as he woke up.
What about bugs?
What about the innocent bug that splashed on himself???
Yao found that there was no trace of insects on her body at all, and she was in a trance.
Hallucination.
Is it a hallucination?
She clearly remembered that Ran Xianchen splashed the insects all over her body, why didn't she even see the shadow of half a worm now?
Yao didn't give up, got up and dusted off his clothes.
At this time, she realized that her left hand that had just been placed on her lap was wet, and when she raised her hand, she babbled...... It's disgusting, it looks like.
How can you have on your own hands? Yao Shi was puzzled, and raised his hand to his nose uncertainly and sniffed, wow, it stinks! What a piece of!
Yao shook his hand in disgust, don't even think about it, this must have been done by Ran Xianchen.
She jumped like thunder, her eyes were cracked, her hair exploded, she gritted her teeth and scolded, "Ran Xianchen, you little bastard who has suffered a thousand knives, you wait, the old lady will slowly torture you to death, the old lady will let you survive and not die, the old lady wants to make your dead girl like your turtle girl, you can't die well......"
"What are you scolding? Yao Yu'er, why didn't I find out that you are still a market shrew? ”
Rong Ma was still kneeling outside the courtyard, and when she saw Ran Yune coming back, she couldn't inform Yao, and she watched Ran Yune, who was gray-faced and retreating, listen to Yao's words just now.
Ran Yune was dragged by his colleagues today to make a little bit of trouble, although he was already prepared today, but who would not be angry when he was scolded?
He went all the way back to Ran's mansion with a fire, and as soon as he entered the mansion, he heard Yao Yu'er scolding the street in a shrew, that Shen Zaitu was also his wife, and that Ran Xianchen Zaihan was also his daughter.
Yao scolded his wife and daughter like this behind his back, Ran Yune's old face was still black into charcoal, and his eyes were full of sparks, as if he wanted to burn everything in front of him.
Yao's was startled by Ran Yune, who suddenly returned home and was still angry, and the anger that she had just arched up was also frightened back in an instant, and she immediately sobbed.
Yao's tears came as soon as he said it, and he looked aggrieved, and choked up: "Master, master, you are back, Ran Xianchen her, she ......"
She wiped a handful of tears from her cheeks, and wanted to continue to say something, but suddenly she felt a cold on her face, and suddenly felt bad, and raised her hand in front of her eyes to look at it.