Chapter 23: Possession of the Sword God
In the bronze mirror, the face with clear eyebrows, no, the handsome and chic face, there were a few more bruises.
"I can't bear it!" After Jia Ping'an crossed over, he was most proud of this face, which can be called a handsome guy in the original ecology, but now he looks extremely funny.
"Peace." Yang Deli also came, and in the previous madness, he stood in front of Jia Ping'an, and was embarrassed by those men and women.
"I'm going to buy rice, you should be careful at home."
Yang Deli went out, and Jia Ping'an squatted at home to read.
Later in the evening, he went out to test it.
"Peace!"
Several girls looked at him shyly and timidly, and a woman shouted: "Eldest girl, hurry up and knock down the broom star, and turn around to bless you with a good husband!" ”
A young girl hesitated, just wanted to take a step, and with a whoosh, Jia Ping'an disappeared.
Boom!
The door closed, and Jia Ping'an shouted inside: "It's all dead this heart!" ”
He leaned behind the door and scolded: "It's not Tang monk meat!" ”
I can't even go out, I can't live this day!
"Ahem!"
After two dry coughs outside, it was quiet.
Jia Ping'an felt that he had really come to the wrong place, so it was okay to be born in Chang'an City! At least the people in Chang'an City will not covet themselves.
"Xiao Jia...... Peaceful. ”
Nima!
Hearing this sanctimonious voice, Jia Ping'an's hairs stood on end.
How can you say that you can hear the sanctimony from the voice, because it is Xu Jingzong!
This goods are coming, most of them have means.
Jia Ping'an decided to ignore this guy.
"Do you want the old man to relieve you from the siege?" Lao Xu's voice sounded full of temptation, like a strange Shu millet who came to coax a child to watch a goldfish.
Jia Ping'an instantly thought of Xu Jingzong's method, and he leaned on the door panel speechlessly.
"Three numbers." Lao Xu triumphantly began to count, "One...... 2. ......"
"Good!" Jia Ping'an agreed with difficulty, "What do you want to do?" ”
"No hurry, no hurry." Xu Jingzong was in a happy mood, "I'll talk about it later." ”
"If it's not right, I'd rather die than give in!" Jia Ping'an opened the door, Lao Xu stood outside, and said with a smile: "From tomorrow, you will go to the state office in the city on three days to drink tea with the old man." ”
This shameless one!
What to drink tea, ironclad is to be a think tank.
Jia Ping'an weighed the pros and cons, looked at the villagers in the distance, and said, "That's it." ”
This time Li Mo came down, thanks to Lao Xu blocking the front, Jia Ping'an was able to escape, so this shield was really dutiful, Jia Ping'an reciprocated, of course, he had to help.
People are what is going on, others help you and give you benefits, you can't accept it calmly, otherwise it will not last long. The so-called exchange of gifts is this principle, and there is a long-term way.
"Hahahaha!" Xu Jingzong stroked his beard and laughed, his triumphant appearance made people hate itchy, he waved his hand, "Tomorrow!" Tomorrow, the old man will be waiting for you in the state office, there is good tea! ”
Lao Xu has a straight face on weekdays, and his face is righteous and awe-inspiring. But at this time, it is reminiscent of traitors, the kind that can be performed without makeup on TV.
When Yang Deli came back and learned of the situation, he muttered: "Peace, then Xu Envoy ...... Why do you feel like a traitor? ”
"Be bold!" Jia Ping'an said angrily: "Remove the five words that feel like it." ”
Yang Deli looked up, "That's ...... So what about Xu Envoy Jun being a traitor? ”
Ahem!
Jia Ping'an felt that he had no common language with his cousin, but Yang Deli was shocked, "He is a traitor?" ”
"Fake." Jia Ping'an said very calmly: "The so-called traitors must do bad things, endanger the Tang Dynasty, or endanger people, but Xu Jingzong is only criticized by those people: the emperor's loyal dog!" ”
Yang Deli was a little puzzled, "Isn't it right to be loyal to Your Majesty?" ”
He felt that this matter was really a matter of course, but Jia Ping'an shook his head, "Those people from the gate valve family feel that something is wrong. ”
The family and the royal family are faint opponents, and Lao Xu, a loyal dog, is naturally a thorn in their side.
The next morning, when it was dawn, Jia Ping'an got up.
A long knife danced in his hand, and after a while, he felt that his sword god was possessed.
Yang Deli was cooking in the kitchen, and Jia Ping'an shouted, "Cousin, what do you think of a certain knife technique?" ”
Yang Deli glanced outside, his eyelids twitched, "Good knife technique!" It can be called a first-class knife technique that chickens and dogs do not leave. ”
After Yang Deli's family was wiped out, his aunt took him to Jia's house, but he had no way out in the future, so she let him learn and practice, and he also practiced knife skills. At this moment, I looked at Jia Ping'an's ......
"Chicken killing knife method." Yang Deli muttered in a low voice, then smoked a stick of firewood and got up to lift the lid.
The vegetable porridge in the pot was almost over, and Yang Deli took a small oil jar and poured sesame oil on the edge with his fingers. After pouring a little, he wanted to take it, but when he thought of his cousin practicing, he poured some more in heartache, and then licked the remaining oil on his fingers.
The last is eggs, according to Jia Ping'an's arrangement, the two brothers should eat two eggs every morning, boiled and fried.
If you want to make porridge, you naturally have to break it up.
Yang Deli beat an egg and stirred it up, sniffing the fragrance with an intoxicated face, and then beat the second egg, but only the egg whites were put in, and the yolk was left in the egg shell and placed on the side.
"It's another meal at noon!" Yang Deli shook his head and sighed.
Datang's current mainstream is still two meals a day, but Jia Ping'an can't stay up, saying that it is to grow his body and eat three meals a day.
The so-called two meals are divided into two meals: morning and afternoon. One of the morning meals is also called morning food. The so-called extinguishing this morning food means that after destroying the opponent, we will have breakfast again!
After breakfast, Jia Ping'an was ready to enter the city.
Yang Deli accompanied him out with a long knife, and when he saw more than ten men and women outside, he said, "Whoever dares to pounce on him, kill it." ”
When those people saw that he was carrying a knife, they were a little dumbfounded, and someone said: "Yang Deli, just pounce on him, and it won't hurt him, why can't you?" ”
"Get out!" Yang Deli glared angrily, drew his knife and pointed at the man.
After leaving Yangjiawu, Yang Deli looked outside and said, "I'm worried that someone will tie you up, and many people will come to pounce on you when the time comes." Why don't you go with you? ”
Hearing that many people came to pounce on him, Jia Ping'an couldn't help but shudder, "Cousin, don't worry, Xu Jingzong has the means over there." ”
He walked away slowly, wandering along the way.
Five miles of land is not a matter for this body, but when he saw a few big men blocking in front, Jia Ping'an couldn't help but take a few steps back and look left and right.
"Jia Ping'an, you stand there obediently, waiting for someone to come and pounce on you, otherwise...... Hey! ”
Several big men came over with a cruel smile, and Jia Ping'an scolded: "Old Xu, Xu Jingzong, what about your people?" ”
Xu Jingzong's people didn't see it, but a few big men were getting closer and closer.
Jia Ping'an secretly scolded Xu Jingzong for being unreliable, and just as he wanted to run, he heard the sound of horses' hooves behind him.
The sound of horses' hooves was rapid, and then a group of horsemen appeared.
- Yue Cai, the cavalry of the Chong Mansion.
"It's the more you ride!" Several big men hurriedly pretended to be innocent.
The cavalry roared and stopped on the flank.
The war horse snorted, obviously not having a good time.
The cavalryman on horseback was wearing armor, and the long knife in his hand was reversed, and it turned out that the sword was in front of him.
The sergeant at the head shouted, "Kneel! ”
A few big men were confused, "Why?" ”
The back of the knife was cut like this, and the big man who asked was smashed on the back by the back of the knife, and quickly knelt down with grinning teeth.
"Take it away."
The cavalry dismounted and tied them together with ropes, and then someone said, "You are Jia Ping'an, follow me." ”
Yes, Jia Ping'an knew that this must be Lao Xu's handiwork, and he was very disdainful.
All the way into the city, those people were curious, and some people asked the reason, and the sergeant said: "These people want to fight Jia Ping'an, so that the king commands, take them all, close the door of business, and increase taxes on farming." ”
This is Lao Xu's trick.
You just have to pounce, whether you can pounce or not, but if you are caught, your business will be abolished. You can see if Jia Ping'an can make you rich, or the old man can make you unlucky.
Jia Ping'an tried it for a while, and then he got closer, and those people retreated one after another.
It's done!
He smiled at the men, "I woke up today and thought someone would be lucky, try?" ”
Nima!
It's a living teasing!
Those people hated to strangle him, but looking at those cavalry, they could only hold back.
When I saw Xu Jingzong, he was sitting in the lobby, very dignified. After seeing Jia Ping'an, he coughed dryly, "Wait until the old man has finished handling the matter before drinking tea." ”
Then he smiled at the officials below and said, "The old man likes to drink tea in Chang'an, but it is beautiful to have someone to taste tea together......
An official felt that this was a good opportunity for speculation, so he said excitedly: "Envoy, the lower officials also like to drink tea!" ”
Accompany Lao Xu to drink tea, drink one and drink twice, and if you can't say it, you will drink it out of an official position.
Xu Jingzong squinted at him, "Look at the fakeness of your smile, you don't have any aura." The old man drinks tea with you, but I'm afraid that I will vomit. ”
Lao Xu's mean nature attacked, and the official blushed and got up to leave.
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