Chapter 187: Closing the Door

The tiger is vigorous, and the fist is to the flesh.

Even Pei Min, who was a sandbag sparring partner, bared his teeth...... A person who can beat the Tang Sword Saint in pain is really sick with personality.

"Well, this is a good finger tiger."

"It's yin enough, so I don't have to do such a bad thing."

Pei Min rubbed his numb chest, and was beaten a few times by an iron tool, which hurt.

"Don't care if you don't do it, if it's useful, it's good...... That's right, Mr. Zhang. ”

Li Ran's answer was full of Zen, and the word shameless was taken to the extreme.

He has something to say.

Zhang Cambodia had a number in his heart, and said loudly, "Shangshu Ling adults are sick, in terms of medical Taoism, when self-cultivation and self-cultivation, it really shouldn't work like this." ”

"Oh? Unexpectedly, Master Zhang also dabbled in the study of Xinglin. ”

Li Ran smiled, "Why don't you prescribe medicine for me?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Shang Shuling said with a smile, the old man came today to visit your lord on behalf of the ministers. ”

Zhang Cambodia already had a certain immunity to his jokes, so he ignored them directly and talked to himself.

"Visiting? I'm afraid you don't want me to be sick in bed, so don't get up. Li Ran sighed, ignoring Zhang Cambodia's stiff face.

Some things are known to you, how embarrassing the showdown is.

"Okay, Lord Zhang also visited and watched, I don't know if this disease is contagious, so I won't leave adults to eat, if it's okay, please go back."

Closed doors, no friendship and politeness.

Zhang Khan was motionless...... He's only been here for less than five minutes, and he hasn't even taken a sip of water!

Anger in his heart, this kid, do you know what etiquette is! Even the vulgar Turks know that a guest has come to the door, and it is time to prepare mare's milk wine, right?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Don't worry, I said stay at home for three months, just three months, and never make small moves. ”

Just stuck at the critical point of the temper attack, Li Ran poured a batch of cold water down.

predicted his prediction, worthy of being an immortal master...... Zhang Cambodia admired and was surprised, and was stunned for a long time before he doubted, "Shangshu makes adults have the ability to reach the sky, and they are old and ......."

"How many times do you want me to say it?"

Li Ran smiled, he didn't expect that he would scare this old man like this without doing anything.

"Okay, I'm having a showdown, the current tax bureau has been completed, and the start-up work of private factories around the country is also carried out in an orderly manner, I really don't have anything to do, take this opportunity to be lazy, accompany my wife to engage in prenatal education, a good arrangement, isn't it? Why don't you believe it? ”

Zhang Cambodia was stunned, this is so reasonable, it is completely impossible to refute.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Shang Shuling has the talent to go through the heavens and latitudes, and if he can work with hundreds of officials, he will definitely be able to ......"

Eventually, he decided to talk about the clichΓ©, which was one of the main purposes of his visit today.

As soon as he was halfway through the conversation, Li Ran turned his back and played boxing again...... was dried like a pheasant, and Zhang Cambodia's old face was congested again.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, I see. ”

Li Ran jumped wildly on the edge of teasing, and turned around with a smile, "I said I know, what else do you want, you can't ask me to write a guarantee, I dare to write, do you dare to accept it?" ”

Zhang Cambodia clutched his chest, and finally realized that if he said a few more words to Li Ran, he was afraid that he would not have a myocardial infarction and hang up.

"Okay, good, Lord Shang Shuling is like this, the old man has nothing to say."

He finally gave up the persuasion, sighed, and left without interest.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The next time Lord Zhang comes back, I will definitely treat you to a big meal. ”

Li Ran watched him leave, and the cynical smile on his face gradually disappeared.

"Brother Ran, this is not the same as what you said." , Pei Min looked confused, he clearly remembered that Li Ran said that he wanted Taoguang to play with yin...... Today's anger is completely inconsistent with his style.

"I can't bear to deceive this old man."

Li Ran spread his hands, "Anyway, I have a political disagreement with him, and one day we will have a-for-tat confrontation, let him lose convincingly." ”

He suddenly thought of the party struggle in the Song Dynasty, the old and new factions represented by Wang Anshi and Sima Guang were incompatible, and the personalities of the two were actually not said, but the beliefs they upheld finally made the two stand on opposite sides.

Probably, that's fate.

Li Ran took a deep breath, his gaze becoming more and more determined.

Time will tell him right...... With more than 1,000 years of experience than the ancients, he has a vision to control the trend of the times, which is definitely a grade higher!

The next day, the door of the mansion was closed, and the guests were not invited.

The servants soon felt a deep malice...... The young man sprinkled dog food, not too sweet.

Just like the five waves of mantra chasing his daughter-in-law back then, he can always play some new tricks that are more sassy than the prodigal son.

For example, this thing called a massage chair!

"Da Lang, haha, itchy, haha, stop kicking."

Xian Hui'er's delicate laughter did not stop in the backyard, and the eldest woman of the family laughed like this, and the servants couldn't believe their ears...... How to listen to this laughter and how charming it is, it is worthy of being an immortal master, and he really has a hand at teasing his daughter-in-law.

A bold servant leaned on the wall to see what was going on, and with sharp eyes, he saw that the housewife was lying on the thing called the massage chair.

It is said that it was made by the Lord Shangshu yesterday overnight, and a cart was used for the wood alone.

It seems to be fun...... As long as you press the pedal, this massage chair will move on its own, which is the moving part, specializing in the next three ways, not too dazzling.

"Your waist strength is okay now, so you don't feel tired, wait for another two months, your belly is big, it's very cumbersome, and you know that your back hurts badly, this massage chair specifically stimulates the acupuncture points in the waist, which is conducive to relaxing the muscles and invigorating the blood."

Li Ran explained in a serious manner, using a scientific attitude to cover up his mischievous behavior...... You really don't need such a large amplitude for massage, and you don't need to separate your legs.

"Okay, okay, you laugh so badly, I don't believe it."

Xian Hui'er couldn't stand it anymore, jumped down from the massage chair, and said with winkling eyes, "Is it that there hasn't been that in the past few months, and I'm panicking." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Wow, daughter-in-law, I can't imagine that such a pure person as you would have such dirty thoughts. ”

Li Ran was stunned, suspecting that she had a dual personality.

However, what made him even more dimensionally reduced was still to come.

"Da Lang, you don't have to hide it, you men, aren't you all good at that...... Do you want to take a concubine? ”

The wife talked to her husband about marrying a concubine seriously, and took the initiative to encourage her, this quiet and good years of the Tang Dynasty, I fell in love.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I really don't need to, silly girl, am I that kind of person? ”

After Li Ran confirmed that she was not joking, she shook her head like a rattle.

Stallion or something, he had fantasies when he was a teenager in the second year of secondary school, but now, he has long passed the second stage of secondary school and he doesn't think about taking a concubine or anything.

The idea of monogamy is deeply ingrained.

A trace of warmth flashed in Xian Hui'er's eyes, she smiled slightly, and leaned her head on Li Ran's arms, "...... Thank you, Dalang, I knew you were a good person. ”

Uh, this girl, that's not how the good guy card works.

"However, you really should marry a concubine."

The turn of the gods made Li Ran panic, this girl, who took the wrong medicine, wants to share her husband with other women.

Take the initiative to wear a hat, or the green one, and there is no one left.