Chapter 5 I Didn't See Anything
Mr. Wu couldn't cry or laugh a little, it seems that no one has talked to him like this for a long time, this little fat man seems to be a little self-confident, and he has forgotten his identity! But I did eat what he had! This makes Mr. Wu a little unreasonable!
However, Mr. Wu's age is not in vain, if he is stumped by a hairy boy, wouldn't it be a joke to spread it?
"Hmmm! Okay, how much? Chief Wu didn't show surprise or anger, but asked very calmly.
"A bowl of tofu soup is a tael of silver, and Tong Su is not bullied!" Zhu Xiaobao is indeed a little carried away now, seeing that Chief Wu is not angry, he stretched out a chubby finger and said, his face is full of anticipation, he will have money soon, then he will be able to buy a lot of things!
"Oh?" Mr. Wu trembled in his heart, thinking, you really dare to speak! A tael of silver? Usually, people's monthly expenses are only one or two pieces of silver. Such a handful of beans made of something dare to ask for a tael of silver! However, Chief Wu still said calmly: "Yes!" Take it, it's two taels of silver, and bring me another bowl! ”
"Okay! You can rest assured, as long as you are satisfied with your food, then my greatest happiness! Zhu Xiaobao was overjoyed and accepted the silver, and then quickly served a bowl of bracken tofu soup to Mr. Wu!
Mr. Wu was not polite, sat down and began to enjoy it firmly, this is a polite fart! I bought it for a tael of silver! However, when the food was almost finished, Chief Wu said slowly: "Zhu Xiaobao! These two bowls of tofu soup are considered to be two clear goods, right? ”
"Ah, yes! Mr. Wu! I'll give you a 20% discount next time! Zhu Xiaobao was carrying the silver in his arms, and he was thinking about how much money he should charge next time! It seems that a tael of silver is a little more expensive! For an old customer like Mr. Wu, it should be cheaper!
"That's good! Now it's time for the two of us to settle the score? When you came, I prepared healing herbs for you, a total of three times! Well, Aunt Wei will help you scrub and change the dressing, almost three times! Also, I plan to take back this stone mill...... "Chief Wu is settling accounts for Zhu Xiaobao one by one with his fingers......
Zhu Xiaobao was still smiling at the beginning, but he began to become dumbfounded when he listened, and the dare lover was waiting for him here! However, Zhu Xiaobao's reaction was quite fast, and he hurriedly filled another bowl of tofu soup, respectfully brought it to Manager Wu, and then took out the two taels of silver in his arms, although he was a little reluctant, but he still put it on the table, and said with a depressed expression: "Manager Wu, I am wrong, can't I!" What do you want to eat next time, just ask, I promise not to take any of them! ”
"Hahahaha! Dog minion, I want to run before I learn to walk! A little carving insect skills, I want the lion to open his mouth! Hahahaha......" Manager Wu suddenly laughed out loud, feeling that he had won very beautifully this time, and he definitely had a sense of accomplishment than solving it by force!
"Got it!" Zhu Xiaobao raised his head, and said with a full of grievances: "Don't call me a slave in the future!" All right? I'm the same person as you, I don't want to be a minion! Saying that, Zhu Xiaobao's eyes were actually flashing with tears, and what he hated most was the identity of this slave! It's not equal at all, even his own life is completely in the hands of his master, and there is no dignity at all!
"Oh?" Chief Wu was suddenly touched by something, looked at Zhu Xiaobao for a while, and then said in a low voice: "Alas! I don't want to be a minion, it's difficult! But I can stop calling you a dog minion from now on! I take back what I just said! ”
"Thank you!" Zhu Xiaobao didn't have much gratitude, he wanted to get out of slavery, not a change from a certain person! So after Zhu Xiaobao nodded in thanks, he still turned around and prepared to leave in a little frustration!
"Little treasure! These two taels of silver are considered to be a reward for you! Well, put some more tofu soup in my room! Manager Wu was also a little depressed, stood up and prepared to go back to his room, and when he was leaving, he turned around and said, "Hmm! Xiaobao, if you want to get out of slavery, there is generally only one way, and that is to go into battle to kill the enemy, and a hundred heads can get out of slavery! ”
After Mr. Wu finished speaking, he left, and he also sighed a little on the way back, he used to be a slave, and he hated the identity of a slave at the beginning, so he desperately killed the enemy on the battlefield and made meritorious contributions, so he got out of slavery. Then he dared to get married and have children, because he didn't want his children to be slaves from birth. So Mr. Wu was forty years old when he married his wife, and he was lame!
But now he has become as if he is on top of it, and even looks down on those slaves. If it weren't for Zhu Xiaobao today, he would still be enjoying this sense of superiority! It really shouldn't be! Manager Wu was in a low mood and limped back to his room.
Aunt Wei has been helping to clean up in his room, in fact, Aunt Wei has been following Mr. Wu for several years, and the relationship between the two is very good, but Mr. Wu has no idea of getting married, because he feels that both parties are very old, so that's it! What's more, the current form is not optimistic, maybe one day he will go into battle, he doesn't want to drag Aunt Wei down!
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Wei Xiaobao has already sent a big bowl of bracken tofu soup, and Aunt Wei is amazed! I've never eaten anything so delicious, smooth/tender! So Aunt Wei has been asking Mr. Wu how this thing is made! Mr. Wu is also unclear, he is a martial artist, although it is delicious, but he doesn't take it too seriously!
"Father! I'm coming! "I didn't expect a heroic female guard to walk in at this time, it was Wu Yue, a close confidant of the nineteenth princess! It turns out that he is the daughter of Chief Wu!
"Huh? What are you doing here? Is it for Xiao Cui's business? Manager Wu was still very happy when he saw his daughter, but he immediately guessed that Wu Yue came for Xiao Cui's twenty boards, because the reason why Xiao Cui was so arrogant was because Wu Yue favored her more.
"Yes! Why? The punishment is so severe! Now Xiaocui can't get out of bed! Wu Yue exclaimed a little dissatisfied.
"Humph! Seven or eight maids, in front of so many people, want to pick up other people's pants, what kind of system? Wouldn't it make people laugh at our Nineteenth Princess's Mansion if it was passed out? You should also discipline these subordinates well, don't spoil them too much! "Manager Wu is even more angry than Wu Yue, and today's mood is a little up and down, so what he said is more serious! This surprised Wu Yue, her father rarely seemed to say such heavy things to herself! What's going on today?
"But it's not Xiao Cui's fault alone! That little fat man came out with a knife! Why don't you punish him? Wu Yue asked a little unconvinced.
"Ahh That's what punished him on the table! Manager Wu was very simple, pouted, pointed to the two nights of bracken tofu soup on the table and said, at this time, it had just been re-burned by Aunt Wei, it was steaming, and it still exuded a fragrance!
"Yes! Oh, yes! That little treasure cleaned the utility room for an afternoon, and then burned this one again...... What's it called? You come and taste it! Aunt Wei also said with a smile on the side, but she really didn't remember the name tofu!
"Tofu soup!" Chief Wu nodded, and then reported the correct name!
"That's what you can do without punishment? That's too cheap, isn't it? I don't eat! Wu Yue said a little angrily.
"She doesn't eat you!" Chief Wu said to Aunt Wei.
"Good! Then I'll try it first...... Yikes! Wu Yue, let's try it, it's really delicious! Guaranteed you've never eaten before! "Aunt Wei already likes this fresh, smooth/tender feeling after tasting it! hurriedly persuaded Wu Yue, in fact, Aunt Wei has always regarded Wu Yue as her own child, and she has helped Manager Wu take care of Wu Yue since she was a child.
"I don't eat it!" Wu Yue was still angry.
"Eat!" Chief Wu gave an order and showed the momentum in the army.
Wu Yue could only obediently obey orders at this time, although she was a little aggrieved, she still picked up the bowl and began to eat this bracken tofu soup that she had never heard of...... After a while, Wu Yue asked a little embarrassed, "Aunt Wei, is there anything else?" One more bowl! ”
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Zhu Xiaobao squatted there on the tuba, ate some tofu soup in the afternoon, actually felt very slippery, and now I feel that the discharge is very smooth, the only trouble is this kind of square leaves made of hand paper, it is really very inconvenient, not only to process it yourself, but also very easy to break, so every time Zhu Xiaobao is careful when it is used, once it is broken, it is stained on the hand!
I heard that the square leaves used by the royal palace are processed 19 times over and over again, and perfume is used when soaking, so that the square leaves are tough, and they are very soft! I don't know if it's true! Anyway, now all the little treasures are processed by themselves, and the freshly picked leaves are dried and then soaked in water, at most twice. Who has so much effort to spend so much time on a piece of butt wipe! However, the consequence of the simple process is that it is inconvenient to use!
"Alas! Why, do I, the cook, still have to make toilet paper first? What kind of era is this? Why are you so backward! "Zhu Xiaobao is finished, a total of more than a dozen square leaves have been used, and I still feel that I haven't wiped it clean, so I can only go back and wash it again!
As soon as he lifted his pants and stood up, Zhu Xiaobao felt a flower in front of him, and a plump and white ass was facing him twenty or thirty meters in front of him, Zhu Xiaobao shook his head vigorously, making sure that he was not dazzled, it was indeed an ass, and it seemed to be a woman's plump buttocks!
"Goo-toot!" Zhu Xiaobao looked at it intently, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva unconsciously. But just such a slight noise aroused the alarm of the woman in front of her! Immediately turned his head sideways......
Not good! Zhu Xiaobao, this is Hu has already seen clearly, isn't this woman the female guard named Wu Yue! How did it end up here? Zhu Xiaobao didn't have time to think so much, so he quickly bent down and fled!
Wu Yue's martial arts are very good, and a little noise has already made her notice, but now she is very embarrassed, and she can't get up and chase after her immediately, so she angrily took out the square leaves she brought, wiped them clean, and then put them on! I thought about it, and then quickly left!
After Zhu Xiaobao was sure that Wu Yue was shocked and left, he waited a little longer! Then he cautiously walked to the convenient place for Wu Yue just now, there was a water stain on the ground, Wu Yue should have been here just now!
Zhu Xiaobao turned back, not because he had any bad intentions, he wanted to see if the Fang leaves that Wu Yue and the others had processed more than a dozen times were good! So he picked up the folded Fang leaves that Wu Yue had made there, and they were still a little wet on them, and the Fang leaves themselves still had a fragrance!
"Hmmm! It seems to be a bit tough! But the strength is still not enough! It's still not easy to work hard! Zhu Xiaobao twisted the edge of the square leaf with his hand, feeling its characteristics, and was still muttering in his mouth.
"Humph! Damn dog minions! Sure enough, it's you, and you still do such a nasty thing! At this time, Wu Yue's voice suddenly sounded behind Zhu Xiaobao......
"Huh?" Zhu Xiaobao suddenly stood up in shock, holding Fang Shuye's hand behind his back, and when he saw Wu Yue's murderous gaze, he couldn't help but exclaim: "It's not me!" I...... I didn't see anything! ”