Pre-Qin Volume Chapter 151 Who is going crazy
Zhao Liang promised again and again, patted his chest with Director Zhang, and promised that he would definitely complete this significant task. Then, he mentioned Zheng Luya's crossing to Zhang Mo again. After listening to Zhao Liang's explanation, Zhang Mo thought for a while, and finally agreed: In the current situation, you might as well try all kinds of possibilities, maybe there will be some miracles. As for Deputy Director Luo and Da Song's side, Zhang Mo said that she would find a way when the time came.
Seeing that the director agreed, Zhao Liang was finally relieved, and hurriedly said goodbye to Zhang Mo, and hurriedly left the anti-crossing bureau and drove home.
As soon as he entered the house, Zhao Liang felt that something was wrong, the originally lively room became very quiet at this time, only a slight sound came from the kitchen. Zhao Liang listened carefully and found that the voice was a new voice broadcast by Teacher Shabai. Zhao Liang's mother is a sand-white iron fan, and she usually likes to listen to audio books when she has nothing to do, especially when she cooks and does housework, she feels very beautiful while listening to the things in her hands. Zhao Liang knew that his mother must be busy in the kitchen again at this time, so he asked loudly: "Mom, where are the uncles?" ”
"Yo, it's Ryoko back, it's pretty early today." Zhao Liang's mother came out of the kitchen with an apron and said with a smile: "The three of them are really unhappy, it's rare for me to make a good hard dish - braised elbow, but they have to go out shopping, and they plan to eat out when they're done. ”
it, go shopping?! Zhao Liang was taken aback on the spot, and hurriedly asked, "When did you leave?" Who's got the bad idea? ”
Zhao Liang's mother was picking coriander, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's not your brother-in-law?" He has been suffocated at home recently, and he must go to Panjiayuan to take a look around today, saying that if he doesn't show up again, the sign of Shenyanlao will be completely destroyed. And I don't know why, he had to take your director's relative with him. Oh yes, I can't remember the man's name. Alas, forget it, what is the name of love, Mom doesn't care. The leader and relative couldn't bear your brother-in-law's persuasion, and he really wanted to see the world, so he asked Xiao Shi if he could do it. Unexpectedly, Xiao Shi, the kid, is also a master who loves to join in the fun, as soon as the three of them were combined, they decided to go to Panjiayuan first, and then go straight to Wangfujing, eat outside by the way, and then find a place to drink and sing. At their pace, I don't think I'll be able to get back to the second half of the night, and I won't be able to ......."
Before Zhao Liang's mother finished speaking, she suddenly heard a bang, and the door of the house was slammed shut, and her son had already run away without a shadow at this time.
Zhao Liang rushed downstairs and called Shi Xiaofeng, Niang Xipi, this guy is so bold, he dares to go out on the street without asking for instructions or reporting!
Now Zhao Liang is not only worried that the lights out will be rectified by the fancy world in front of him, but Li Miao's performance at today's meeting shows that someone in the bureau is secretly staring at him, and even staring at his brother-in-law Lao Zhikui.
Shi Xiaofeng's excited voice came from the mobile phone: "Hey, Director, have you finished the meeting?" Hurry up, we're skewering, cold beer, it's so cool! ”
Zhao Liang was angry, and said angrily: "You big-headed ghost!" Send me a location and I'll pick you up now. ”
"What's wrong? Director, what's wrong? Shi Xiaofeng heard that the leader's tone was not good, and asked cautiously: "Is it a bit of discipline that I brought out the lights out?" ”
"Do you need to ask?" Zhao Liang started the car and said: "Don't talk too much on the phone, you take care of Professor Lights Out, the director has approved him to be a special consultant of our department, and he will go to work tomorrow, so nothing can go wrong." ”
Shi Xiaofeng knew that Zhao Liang was afraid that the phone would be monitored, so he hurriedly cooperated: "Don't worry, we will end it immediately, the location has been sent to you, not far from home." ”
Zhao Liang hung up the phone, stepped on the accelerator, rushed several intersections in a row, and finally stopped in a small alley of a food street. Shi Xiaofeng had already taken Lao Zhikui and the lights out chief to stand on the side of the road and wait, and when he saw that Zhao Liang had arrived, he hurriedly opened the car door and got in.
As soon as he got in the car, Lao Zhikui complained: "I said Liangzi, what are you yelling at so much?" Isn't crayfish good with cold beer? ”
Zhao Liang turned around and muttered: "It's fragrant, but it's not as fragrant as my mother's big elbow." ”
"Hey, your mother's dish is too hard," Lao Zhikui sighed: "It's all big fish and meat all day long, and I can't digest it." ”
The lights-out Daoist and Lao Zhikui sat in the back row together, and asked curiously at this time: "Immortal Xiaofeng, this should be an ironclad rhinoceros, right?" ”
"No, no," Shi Xiaofeng in the co-pilot seat said with a smile: "Let's be a divine little unicorn, the one next to it, yes, it's a big white one, and that one is the Sky Survey Iron Armored Rhinoceros." ”
Zhao Liang was confused when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "What little unicorn?" What the hell is an ironclad rhinoceros? ”
Shi Xiaofeng hurriedly gave him a silent look, turned his head to the back row and said, "Brother lights out, Immortal Zhao Liang is testing you." Quickly explain the explanation and see how much you have mastered. ”
Hearing this, the head of the lights-out road immediately became serious, pointed out the car window and replied, "Well, the one who is running fast is also the little unicorn; There is also a square shell in the back, which is called the Dou Zhuan Star Moving Elephant, which is specially designed to transport goods to the heavenly realm. Oh, that's right, the one on the left has been standing still, and the red and blue divine light flashing on his head, the legal name is the punishment beast, it should be the car of the heavenly soldiers and generals. ”
Zhao Liang finally understood this time, the sedan is a unicorn, the truck is an elephant, and the police car is a punishment beast, needless to say, it is all Shi Xiaofeng's nonsense.
Shi Xiaofeng nodded with satisfaction: "The answer is correct, full marks." Besides, what are the three round lanterns in front, remember? ”
"Remember to remember, the Yin and Yang Wheel Lamp is the method used by the Lord of the Heavenly Realm," he said solemnly: "This treasure also has a mantra, call the red light to stop, the green light to go, civilized and abide by the traffic rules, and to be safe for you, me and him." Just now I heard a little fairy boy standing at the intersection and reciting this mantra, chanting, the yin and yang wheel lamp turned green, very magical. ”
Zhao Liang had a black line on his head, and hurriedly told the head of the lights out: "Recognize the lamp, recognize the lamp, don't remember the mantra, accidentally spread to the mortal world, it is considered a violation of the rules of heaven." ”
The head of the lights out was stunned when he heard this, and immediately agreed, his expression was very awe-inspiring.
However, before his words fell, Lao Zhikui, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said dissatisfied: "Damn! I've put up with you all day, and it's not over, are they all mentally ill! Even if they go crazy, why are you like this? ”
Without waiting for Zhao Liang to speak, Shi Xiaofeng said faintly: "Uncle, think about it, when you think that everyone around you is crazy, then who is really crazy?" ”
This sentence is really a bit heart-wrenching, and it is indeed a little difficult to catch up with Lao Zhikui's brain, as soon as Shi Xiaofeng said this, he was speechless, and he was stunned for a while, as if he suddenly realized something, and said to himself: "Ah? You mean, I'm going to have to see a psychiatrist? ”
Zhao Liang was afraid that Lao Zhikui would really be crazy by Shi Xiaofeng, so he hurriedly comforted: "What kind of psychiatrist to see, uncle, don't think nonsense, we are playing a role-playing imagination game, which has been very popular recently, you don't understand." ”
Hearing his nephew say this, Lao Zhikui felt a little better and said, "So that's the case, I was scared to death just now." Xiao Shi, I said that you kid is really bad, how can I say that I am also an elder, I don't take you as a whole person, you know? ”
Shi Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly apologized to Lao Zhikui, promising to punish himself for three cups in a while, as compensation to his uncle.
The four people in the same car, two of them have a good idea and are left and right, and the other two are confused and foggy, and it is not easy for these four to chat together.
Zhao Liang drove the car home, asked his brother-in-law and the head of the lights out to go upstairs to eat first, and he pulled Shi Xiaofeng to sit on the bench in the community, smoking and talking about work. Shi Xiaofeng only took a cursory look at Director Zhang Mo's information, and memorized more than 90% of the contents. Zhao Liang was secretly surprised, his heart was worthy of being a scholar-type A-level agent, and this unforgettable ability can be called a walking camera.
Because he had obtained the consent of the director in advance, Zhao Liang also told Shi Xiaofeng about the idea of establishing a branch of the anti-penetration bureau. After listening to this, Shi Xiaofeng couldn't help but show an excited look on his face: "This plan is bullish, if we can make the dark faction become an assistant to the anti-penetration bureau, then in the various dynasties after the end of Qin, we all have a powerful and hidden force." What's even more rare is that they are all ancient people, very familiar with the local situation at that time, and it is far more convenient to do things than the agents we sent. ”
"You're right, that's exactly what the starting point of the director's proposal is," Zhao Liang said: "On the way back from the bureau, I came up with a general idea, which is to use the concept of the Heavenly Realm and the Demon Eradication to establish a connection between the Anti-Penetration Bureau and the dim faction of the head of the lights out, so that they can communicate and cooperate with each other." ”
Shi Xiaofeng nodded: "I understand what the director means." Let's convert this idea into the will of the Heavenly Court, order the lights to go out and return to the human world to subdue demons and subdue demons, and through a special code, so that his disciples in future generations can accept the instructions of the Heavenly Realm, assist us mortal immortals, and arrest illegal traversers. ”
Zhao Liang said: "That's what the director meant. Therefore, starting tomorrow, we will not only accompany the Lights Out Daoist to conduct various studies in the Anti-Penetration Bureau, but also compile the story of the Heavenly Realm, and then form a complete system to tell the Daoist Chief. ”
"You can rest assured of this," Shi Xiaofeng immediately became interested: "I am the best at doing this kind of thing, and I can be said to be experienced." ”
Zhao Liang glanced at him angrily: "You can pull it down, just rely on your messy little unicorns, iron-armored rhinoceros, and heaven and earth auroras strange and strange mirrors, it's no problem to bluff the lights out, but if you want to build a complete secret service system that runs through more than 2,000 years of history, the logic must be more rigorous." Let's work overtime tonight, sort out the plan a little more thoroughly, and report directly to the director when we arrive at the bureau tomorrow. ”