Wang Hongwei no longer knows what to use to describe the shock in his heart.

What kind of wicked woman is this!

Can you say that?

Fortunately, Wang Hongwei's heart was okay, and after suppressing the shock in his heart, he said with some difficulty: "Miss Lin, don't worry, I am very good in that regard!" Very healthy! ”

Lin Yarou couldn't help but wonder, "That's it." Since you're normal down there, I'm very curious. You are already thirty-five years old this year, and you said, I am your only one, and you have never been in love, so how to solve your problem? With what I know about men, it's impossible that you haven't touched a woman for more than 20 years since you developed, right? ”

When Wang Hongwei heard this, the expression on his face was really exciting.

Nima, this woman is really wonderful!

How dare she ask such a question?

Wasn't it quite simple and cute just now?

When you ask this, how can I answer you?

Tell you, I really haven't touched a woman in the past 35 years? Am I still a man? Just scold me for being a eunuch.

Or is it that in the past thirty-five years, although I have not touched a woman, when there is a need in that regard, I use my ten-fingered girl? Or do you want to buy some Nissan dolls or something?

So what's the difference between me and an otaku dick?

Now, Wang Hongwei finally knows that the woman in front of him is not as simple as it seems on the surface.

It's hard to deal with!

Looking at Lin Yarou's sparkling eyes, Wang Hongwei felt that everything about himself was going to be seen through by her.

Simply, he didn't bother to hide anything, and said very tactfully: "That, Miss Lin, you see, I am also an executive of the world's top 500 companies now, and it is inevitable that I often go out to socialize, right?" And when men socialize, it is inevitable that there will be so many helpless things, even if I don't want to, but for the sake of the future, I have to sacrifice it, right? ”

Lin Yarou said suddenly: "What do you mean is that although you are not in love, when you have that need, you go outside to find other women and vent, aren't you?" ”

Wang Hongwei was anxious on the spot, and quickly explained: "That's not the case. Miss Lin, don't get me wrong, I'm here for work, and second, I happen to have needs in that area, I promise, I don't have anything to do with them! ”

"That's the legendary love? After the incident, everyone went their separate ways, and from then on they were safe and sound, without disturbing each other. Is it? Lin Yarou asked.

Wang Hongwei felt that his back was going to get wet, and he didn't dare to look directly into Lin Yarou's eyes anymore, with an embarrassed look on his face, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Jiang Fan on the side kept holding back a smile and lowered his head to eat.

Even you, a fool who thinks you're a great person when you think you've joined the nationality of the United States, dare to fight with my aunt, you really don't know whether to live or die.

I have been waiting for you for thirty-five years, and I have never had a girlfriend.

Anyone who thinks on their toes knows it's impossible.

Wang Hongyuan had just thought about how to explain it, and Lin Yarou asked again: "How often do you play?" ”

These words choked Wang Hongyuan again, and when they came to his mouth, he could only swallow them back into his stomach again, "Probably, two years...... Let's do it once. ”

"Only play once every two years?"

Lin Yarou suddenly said in great surprise: "You don't really have any problems below, right?" How can a normal man only come once every two years? ”

"Again, I don't have a problem underneath, it's normal, it's very normal!"

Wang Hongwei said in a deep voice.

Nima, the clay figurines have three points of fire.

What's more, I was constantly told by a woman that I had a problem below, so I could bear it?

"Ahh I'm sorry. ”

Lin Yarou lowered her head slightly and apologized, and suddenly, she raised her head suddenly, "Since you don't have a problem below, and you only play once every two years, don't you have a doll from that island country at home, or solve it directly by hand, right?" ”

Wang Hongwei sprayed on the spot.

If he can find a crack in the ground, he will definitely get into it as soon as possible!

Why is there such a person in this world?

How can there be such a person?!!

Lao Tzu is a senior executive of a Fortune 500 company, with an annual salary of several million, how many women want to throw themselves into their arms, and I need to use the broken plastic gadgets of the island country and my own finger girls to complete the anger?

Please open your dog's eyes and see how good this man in front of you is, okay?

It's a pity that Lin Yarou's eyes are human eyes and can't be seen.

Before Wang Hongwei finished speaking, Lin Yarou had already stood up, her face was full of grief and indignation, and she said to Wang Hongwei with a desperate face: "Originally, when I saw you for the first time, I also thought you were very good, the person I wanted to entrust for life." But I didn't expect that you would be such a superficial man in your bones, who only knows how to get those island dolls or use your fingers to complete tasks, you are a complete dick! I'm so disappointed in you, I hate you! ”

Burst!

After speaking, Lin Yarou picked up a cup of coffee in front of her, splashed it on Wang Hongwei's face, and then as if she had been greatly wronged, her eyes were red, her face was crying, she picked up her bag, turned around and ran out.

This scene made the people around him think that Wang Hongwei must have done something sorry for Lin Yarou.

Scum!

I have such a beautiful girlfriend and go out and!

Deserve!

Wang Hongwei sat on the chair in a daze, forgetting to wipe off the coffee liquid on his face with a tissue, and the coffee slipped off his face.

Jiang Fan finally finished eating at this time, wiped his mouth slowly, stood up, walked behind Wang Hongwei, and patted him lightly on the shoulder.

"Mr. Wang, I would like to advise you, and ...... in the future Use less hands, that thing will do more...... Not good. ”

"Also, you, it's not suitable to live in our Huaxia, hurry up and go back to your rice country."

After speaking, Jiang Fan also walked out, leaving only Wang Hongwei, who had been stupid.

"Bastard!"

After a while, Wang Hongwei suddenly woke up and knocked all the tableware on the table to the ground.

He knew he had been tricked!

In the car, Jiang Fan said to Lin Ya with a look of admiration: "Auntie, you were so handsome just now!" It's my idol! I thought you would really fall in love with this scumbag! ”

Lin Yarou pursed her lips disdainfully and said: "Just this kind of stupid thing that thinks it is superior, I dare to come to the old lady, look at him more, the old lady feels disgusted." If you don't pour sulfuric acid on his face, you can already look at him! It's really like the old lady will take a fancy to his bullshit identity as a Chinese. What the old lady hates most in her life is this white-eyed wolf who worships foreign flattery! ”

Jiang Fan: "......"

Yes!

You're ruthless!