The teacher almost fell to his knees, and it seemed like something serious to come out of my mouth, but he sounded funny.

He looked at me, from head to toe; "Classmate Chen San, I see that you are very normal from head to toe, look at you, you are so strong, you say, what kind of disease are you?"

Damn, don't believe me, okay, I'm going to make a big move, I pointed to my nose and said; "I'm honest, teacher, I have a sick brain, and I often get a little nosebleed or something, I really didn't lie to you."

The teacher laughed, thought I was really bragging, and said; "If you don't promise me, you don't have to say that you are seriously ill."

Seeing that he didn't believe it, I shook my head, and then secretly exercised, and after a few seconds, the teacher looked at me stupidly and pointed at me: "You, your nose is bleeding." ”

Zhou Mi and the others didn't know that I was pretending, and they also looked at me with concern and told me to go to the hospital quickly. 、

I say; "It's fine, as long as you don't do some strenuous exercise, you'll be fine."

I coughed, well, put my hand in my mouth, and then, as soon as I opened it, my palm was bloodshot, scarlet blood.

directly scared the teacher, Zhou Mi and others.

"Chen San, this, I'm sorry." The teacher looked at me very guiltily, "I thought you were joking, hey, God is jealous, I didn't expect you to be really sick." ”

I said; "Teacher, in fact, I rarely say this illness to others, you invited me so kindly, if I don't tell the truth, you must be very sad, so I said it."

the teacher's sad look; "I'm really jealous of talent, I didn't expect me to find out that you are such a genius, you do have such a disease." ”

I stood up and said with a sense of grief; "Teacher, thank you for looking up to me so much, but I can't do anything about it."

The teacher expressed his helplessness and concern for a moment, and then left.

"What do you see?" I saw that Zhou Mi and the others had been looking at me all the time, their eyes were full of worry, so I smiled and said, "It was a lie just now, don't take it seriously." ”

"Really?" Zhou Mi glared at me, "Coughing casually will bleed, nosebleeds are not a joke." ”

I said; "As long as I want to bleed, I will bleed, what am I, a master of awesomeness, I really didn't lie to you.

Hearing me say this, the three of them also believed my words and felt that they should not be bragging.

Zhou Mi said, fortunately, you are joking, otherwise we will be scared to death by you.

Zhou Mi and I stayed here for more than half an hour, so that we would go to the dormitory, and there was a lot of time in college, no wonder so many people fell in love in college, there was a lot of time.

Soon, it was afternoon.

Teacher Yao has already called me and told me not to forget to go to his house for dinner.

I said no problem.

After talking to the people in the dormitory, I went to Mr. Yao's office first.

When I knocked on the door and went in, I saw Yao Lao reading a book in a chair.

Seeing me come in, Teacher Yao smiled and said, Chen San, here.

I nodded and sat down.

There is a big age gap between me and Mr. Yao, but Mr. Yao is a very talkative person, so we had a great time talking.

Mr. Yao Mengyuan said that he is very trendy, and from the dialogue with him, I think it is very trendy, and the teacher is still a fan of Real Madrid.

After bragging for half an hour, Teacher Yao Mengyuan came in, and when he came in, he asked, Chen San, is it really fake?

I asked, a little strangely, what?

Yao Mengyuan said, you flew directly over Zhang Xiang's head and dunked.

Oh, it turned out to be this thing, I laughed and said, this is true, do you know this thing?

Yao Mengyuan said in a special surprise, I couldn't believe it was true when I heard it before, it's amazing, you are really a real person.

I laughed and said, "It's average."

Then, Teacher Yao Mengyuan said with a sigh, After that, the physical education teacher went to you to join the basketball club, you seem to have some serious illness.

Damn, this teacher has a lot of mouths, but that's fine, otherwise, he will come to bother me every day.

When Mr. Yao heard that I was sick, he turned his head and asked me what was wrong.

I said, this, a minor illness, a minor illness, is that you can't do some strenuous exercise, and the rest is the same as normal people.

Hearing me say this, Yao Mengyuan and Yao Lao sighed, seeing that I am not a sick person.

I told them not to worry, I understand my illness.

Subsequently, Yao Mengyuan saw that time was running out and said to go back.

I said, go to your house as a guest, the first time, or I should go out and buy something, tea is fine.

Yao Mengyuan said, no, no, it is our honor for you to come to our house as a guest.

I laughed, then next time.

Yao Mengyuan and I went downstairs.

Yao Mengyuan drove a small black car.

Yao and I sat in the back seat and started bragging again.

Yao Mengyuan listened to the two of us bragging, and also turned around and laughed at us from time to time.

After more than ten minutes, I came to a community.

Park, get off.

I followed the two of them upstairs.

Yao Mengyuan took out the key to open the door, and shouted to the mother inside to come out to see me.

Then, a very dignified woman walked out.

Yao Mengyuan's mother was a big beauty when she was young.

Although I have some wrinkles now, I look very atmospheric.

Yao Mengyuan's mother was very enthusiastic about me, saying that it was rare to see my wife leading the students back, and she must have a future.

I was humble.

Then Yao Mengyuan and her mother went into the kitchen.

Idle to pass the time, Yao Lao said to play chess.

I said OK.

Then the two of us started playing chess.

After a while, Mr. Yao glared at me and asked, Your level is a little too high. If you don't accept it, come again.

I laughed and said okay.

Another set.

Teacher Yao still lost.

Yao Mengyuan came out with the food and said it was okay.

Yao Mengyuan said, Dad, you are bullying your classmates again.

Yao Lao said depressedly, it was me who was bullied, and I was beaten by Chen Sanlian for two sets.

Yao Mengyuan was shocked and asked, isn't it a joke.

Father's chess level is a bull's fork.

Now it's a joke to say that it was connected to two sets.

Then Yao Mengyuan came over and took a look, was very surprised, and said, Chen San, you can do anything.

I laughed and said, I will be a little, I will be a little, I like to use my brain, chess is a brain work.

Yao Mengyuan said, I suddenly think that you are a very interesting person, as if you are very hidden.

I said, "Well, no, I'm a very low-key person."

Yao's mother also came out and heard our conversation, and also praised me.

Knock knock on the door.

Yao Mengyuan went over to open the door.

There was a successful man standing outside the door, and at a glance he knew what the big boss of the business was.

Yao Mengyuan's face was not good-looking, and he asked unhappily, why are you here.

The man smiled and said very gently, I smelled your food and came, and I happened to be a little hungry, so come here, can I go in?

Yao Mengyuan said, no.

Yao Lao stood up and said, it's exciting, the dream comes true, you just let him in, you can't come alone, drive people away.

The man named Kejin smiled and said, Thank you, uncle.

Then he walked in.

However, when he saw that I was such a strange man here, and at the sumptuous dinner on the table, he frowned.

I saw a hostility in his eyes.

Does this guy think I'm the Blue Emperor of Teacher Mengyuan?

This one definitely won't, I'm not the kind of person who just eats the grass on the edge of the nest.

Ke Jin said, what is this?

Yao Lao said, this is my student, and I invited him to come to my place for dinner.

Ke Jin just sighed, shook hands with a smile, and said that it is rare to see students come to my uncle's house as guests, and it seems that you must be his protégé.

I laughed, sort of.

At this time, it is necessary to raise the profile.

Ke Jin also said hello to Yao's mother.

Yao's mother asked for dishes and chopsticks to come over to Ke Jin.

Because of this Kejin suddenly came in, I felt as if the atmosphere was not very right, but it was someone else's family matter, and I didn't say anything.

After filling your stomach.

I sat on the couch.

Ke Jin came over and sat down.

"This is my business card, I will advise me in the future." He said advice on his lips, but the arrogance in his eyes was clear.

I took it and took a look, yo, yes, it's actually the boss of a department of a state-owned enterprise, no wonder it's so.

"It's rare to see people in the philosophy department." Ke Jin smiled, "Speaking of which, I am also your senior, and I used to be Fudan." ”

"Hello, hello." I don't have any emotion.

Yao Mengyuan didn't know if he was deliberately angry, or whatever, and said; "Wen Kejin, don't underestimate the students of the Department of Philosophy, especially classmate Chen, he can be literate and martial, and he knows a little bit of everything."

"Anything will be a little, it can't be." Wen Kejin raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Junior brother, you can't be so good at being a person, be realistic, be low-key, don't brag casually." ”