043 Woman (Part II)

"What do you change? Stay honest with me! ”

Zhao Dazhui doesn't understand, are you the emperor who keeps changing clothes? Either changing clothes or on the way to change clothes?

"Uncle Huang, I'm not going to change clothes, I'm going to the toilet......"

"Oh, then go! I wish you success! ”

[Poof, hahaha! 】

[The anchor is so naughty, like me! ] 】

[Is this thing unsuccessful?] 】

[Yes?] 】

[Zhao Ji is urinating, right? ] , or was you scared to pee by the anchor? 】

[What a coward! 】

[Despise him!] 】

Such a good reason for urinating was requisitioned by the government, and the two prime ministers sat on wax.

Everyone goes to the toilet together, it seems that the reason is not so sufficient?

Or should we think of a separate reason?

At this time, Zhao Dazhui's third ** blow came again: "Prime Minister Li, your sister's paper doesn't seem to be small, and it is estimated that she won't be able to eat youth rice." So, isn't it your daughter? ”

The clay man also has three points of anger, and Li Bangyan is no longer known as the "prodigal prime minister", and he also has his own bottom line, and he can tolerate being insulted by his family again and again.

Li Bangyan's eyes showed a fierce light, looked at Zhao Dazhui and said, "An Lehou, don't deceive people too much!" No matter how much you are in the limelight, you can't do anything to me! ”

"What's the matter, you're Iron Man, aren't you afraid of repairs?"

Li Bangyan doesn't know who Iron Man is, but he also has his confidence.

Li Bangyan smiled proudly: "Cai Jingquan leaned towards the government and the opposition, brought disaster to the country and the people, bullied the monarch, and formed a party for personal gain, these charges are not groundless. He was caught by you, and he deserved it.

But I, Li Bangyan, no! Do you want to frame me and look at the world's leisurely mouth? ”

[It's dry, ready to eat melons.] 】

[This is related to the anchor? ] 】

Who is this man? Such a. 】

[The anchor's mouth is indeed damaged. How can you only greet ladies and ignore men? 】

[Please, be a person!] 】

[Is Li Bangyan really a white lotus? 】

[Judging from historical performance, except for advocating escape, he really can't be said to be a bad person. As for whether there is really no fault with it, it's really hard to say. 】

[Wow, Mr. Zhou is alive! ] 】

[Your uncle, he didn't die at all! ] 】

[Mr. Zhou, do you think the anchor will clean up Li Bangyan? 】

Such a question cannot be answered even by a knowledgeable teacher like Zhou.

Who knows what that Zhao Dazhui will do, maybe he will chop Li Bangyan into an old godmother as soon as he gives the order to "serve with a knife and axe"?

Zhao Dazhui didn't do that, but walked up to Li Bangyan with a smile and asked shyly, "Angry?" ”

Li Bangyan ignored him, snorted coldly, and turned his head away. The meaning is obvious, I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed.

"If I just talk casually and don't really act, you can't stand it. What is the sin of those women of the Cai family, to be ridden by thousands of people and slept with thousands of people? ”

"Cai Jing is a criminal official, if he doesn't destroy him, he is already merciful to the official family, how can he let his daughter-in-law go?"

Li Bangyan didn't have any consciousness at all, and was still justifying his approach: "Cai Jing has been a disaster for the court for many years, and he has made countless friends, and many people are waiting to go to the Jiaofang Division to get close to his daughter-in-law." The lower official advised the Hou Ye, it's better not to come out indiscriminately! ”

"Aren't you afraid that one day your own daughter-in-law will also fall to this point?"

Zhao Dazhui doesn't understand, is someone else's wife so fun? You want to take revenge, you have the ability to find the culprit, bullying a weak woman is also a person?

Now that they have been blessed, they must be mentally prepared to suffer. If there is really such a day, only death, it can be regarded as their seeking mercy. ”

Bai Shizhong, the prime minister, not only did not refute the absurd remarks of his deputy, but stroked his hands and admired: "If there is really such a righteous woman in the world, it is also a blessing for us." Many years later, some people will praise it and think it is a beautiful talk! ”

[I rub! 】

[These are two beasts! 】

[Anchor, chop these two beasts and feed them to the dogs! ] 】

[In their eyes, women are either willing to be played, or they just die? 】

[Although I am a man, I can't accept such a cold-blooded approach! 】

[Men are beasts!] 】

[Old Kim, you can explain why they have such despicable thoughts. 】

[I don't understand, I just know that my wife is very gentle and considerate, and we respect each other like guests and are very affectionate. 】

[Teacher Jin is a model of respect for women? 】

[I know, he's a rake ear.] Mr. Cai made up the knife in real time.

[Watching the play, uh, watching the play.] 】

Zhao Da Hammer, who had made up his mind, beckoned to these two beasts that were inferior: "You two sit here, let's get close." ”

Bai Shizhong and Li Bangyan glanced at each other, and sat next to Zhao Dazhui with a small bench.

"Well, it's closer, so it's convenient for us to have a cordial and friendly exchange. Okay, it's okay, this distance is okay. ”

Zhao Da Hammer measured the distance, stretched out two hands, one left and one right, and launched the left and right hands at the same time.

Two actions sounded, snap! A red-red handprint appeared on the faces of the two prime ministers at the same time.

Since the two of them entered the office, they have been smooth sailing, where have they suffered such a great humiliation?

Bai Shizhong just stared coldly, looking like he was preparing for revenge in the future.

Li Bangyan, who is impatient, doesn't care about this, grabs Zhao Dazhui by the collar, and wants to give Zhao Dazhui an old fist and beat this soul.

Is it true that Lao Tzu's name of "prodigal son" is called in vain?

Back then, in order to compete for fans, Li Bangyan had also fought with others several times, and when it came to playing tricks, he really didn't serve anyone.

The eunuch standing next to him shouted coquettishly: "Don't hurt the imperial uncle!" With a gentle flick of the dust in his hand, Li Bangyan felt that his arm was sore and unbearable, and he unconsciously let go of his hand.

Bai Shizhong pursed his lips and didn't say anything, but he complained in his heart: Is there still a royal law here, the two prime ministers were scolded like grandsons, and they were slapped in the face. In the end, Zhao Dazhui became a victim instead?

Is there still a royal law? Is there still a heavenly principle?

What's even more infuriating is that Zhao Dazhui has been shouting: "Come on, if you dare to move my finger, I will blow up this Yanfu Palace into a demolition site today." ”

These words were so arrogant that they caused the two "perpetrators" to look at each other angrily.

Of course, he just glared, and he didn't dare to do anything else.

Not to mention that the military eunuch was staring at the sidelines, just saying that wherever Zhao Dazhui went, there was a legend of thunder and thunder, it was enough to scare off two old men in their sixties.

Damn, no wonder it's called Zhao Dazhui, this guy is a thunder god!

Looking at the two who bowed their heads and kept silent, Zhao Dazhui continued to strike: "Don't feel that there is anything unpleasant, it's not that this marquis is bullying." I'm teaching you a lesson for your mother, it's all good intentions! ”

Hehe.

The two people, who were completely at a disadvantage, rolled their eyes, said nothing, and did nothing. You have a big hammer, you are reasonable, and you love to say whatever you want. If we don't answer, if we don't resist, you won't have a reason to hit us again, right?

"I know you're not convinced, and think I'm looking for a reason to beat you. I'll tell you, you guessed it! ”

Zhao Dazhui jumped up: "I just want to beat you, beat you wolf-hearted things." When you have enjoyed happiness and created iniquity, let the woman bear the consequences? Your mother, your sister, your daughter, what should I do? ”

Bai Shizhong muttered: "We are law-abiding, shouldn't we fall to that step?" ”

"Can you not roll over, can your son? Can grandchildren? When that day comes, you'll be buried underground, and you'll be so angry that you'll come back to life, right? ”

Yes, who can guarantee that they will not fall for thousands of years?

Just like Cai Jing's father and son, hehe, it may also be a brother, it's not a death in a blink of an eye, a depreciation.

Thinking of this, the two of them got up and arched their hands: "The subordinates understand, everything is only the head of the marquis." ”

Zhao Dazhui nodded with satisfaction, and just wanted to praise a few more words, he saw Cao Li rushing in, and he kept shouting: "Uncle Huang is not good, Uncle Huang is not good!" ”

"Speak well, and if you dare to say that I'm not good, I'll make you really bad."

It's a stinky fart, who are you cursing?

"Your women have been snatched away by others."

"Who is so tired of living and daring to touch Lao Tzu's woman? You're a dog, you're awesome all day long, and you can't even use a fart at critical moments! ”

"The slave can't stop it, that's the prince!"