Chapter 33: A Thousand Years of Waiting for a Fat

Jia Ping'an had imagined the appearance of Chang'an countless times in his mind, but when he saw Chang'an, he was still suppressed.

The walls are tall, the streets are wide, and the streets are lined with square walls...... There is no store!

This is a particularly bizarre scene.

But Huazhou is also like this.

The streets of Chang'an are spacious, and they are surrounded by 'large communities' cut by square walls, which are called 'fangs'.

Locust trees abound on both sides of the street, and the yellow-white locust flowers fall on the branches one by one, and the breeze blows, and the special fragrance makes people feel refreshed.

The group went to settle down, and Jia Ping'an found the four treasures of the study room and wrote out some slogans.

"Big sale, big sale, the eldest sister doesn't marry the second sister!"

These are the sources of his self-confidence, and with these things, he dares to pack tickets for Huazhou bamboo without worrying about sales.

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In the palace.

"Your Majesty, the eldest grandson said that Li Tao was going out as an official, and he was suddenly transferred back, and there was a suspicion that the order would be changed one day and another. Your Majesty has just ascended the throne, and the sea cheers, but it is better to be more cautious at this time, and wait......"

Wang Zhongliang just went to pass the word, and the news from the eldest grandson Wuji was very bad.

Not long after the emperor ascended the throne, he wanted to get Li Tao back, and anyone with a discerning eye knew that he was trying to find a helper for himself.

But the eldest grandson Wuji blatantly refused......

What to do?

Wang Zhongliang was worried, feeling that the emperor's prestige had been damaged.

Li Zhi said faintly: "Uncle, this is for my consideration, and I am very happy." ”

He laughed, and he looked at it with a heartfelt relief.

Your Majesty is so pitiful.

Wang Zhongliang wiped his eyes without tears, and then ......

"Phew!"

The song fell to the ground, Li Zhi lay on the desk, flicked his right hand a few times, and then fell silent.

"Your Majesty is sick!"

The new emperor fell ill, and the eldest grandson Wuji and others hurriedly came to visit.

The imperial doctor treated him and said, "Your Majesty is too anxious, and it is fine. ”

That is, there is no danger to life.

The eldest grandson Wuji was relieved and went out with the prime ministers.

Chu Suiliang said in a low voice: "Auxiliary, we blocked His Majesty's intention to transfer Li Tao back to Beijing, and then His Majesty fell ill, do you think ......?"

"It's a nuisance." The eldest grandson Wuji covered his forehead, his eyes calm.

"It's a nuisance." Chu Suiliang sighed: "Your Majesty is still young, this is playing with a child's temper!" But we are courtiers, can we still expose it directly? But if it is not exposed, His Majesty will be lying all the time...... Auxiliary machine, the new emperor will fall ill when he ascends the throne, the world will shake, the people will feel uneasy, the Tibetans and Turks will be ready to move, and the world will be ...... It's messed up. ”

The prime ministers are all looking at the eldest grandson Wuji.

This is the big man who says what he says, of course, in the eyes of some people, this is the minister.

The eldest grandson Wuji said lightly: "The old man heard that the broom star came to Chang'an City. ”

Chu Sui's conscience was overjoyed, "Wonderful! Your Majesty is sick, it must be the broom Xingke's, so ......"

The prime ministers all looked relaxed.

For them, the undercurrent between the new emperor and the eldest grandson Wuji was a trouble, but they couldn't avoid it.

Now that a solution has been found, everyone is relieved.

As for the broom star...... Just don't kill him.

"Let the hundred horses detain Jia Ping'an."

The eldest grandson, Wuji, made a decision, and then drifted away.

The crowd stood still.

Chu Suiliang was the first to react and said with a smile: "The hundred horses belong to His Majesty, so handing over the broom star to His Majesty for disposal, this is the good intentions of the eldest grandson, wonderful!" ”

said that this disease was broomed by Xingke, which was given to the emperor to step down, and the matter was handed over to the emperor to deal with......

When you want to wake up, just ask someone to get the broom star.

Such a method can be called comprehensive, and the key is to carry a sense of righteousness, so that the emperor cannot refuse.

……

Jia Ping'an and others have rented a store in Dongshi at the moment, and are leading people to lay goods.

Liao Quan walked out and saw Jia Ping'an standing outside, holding his chin in his hand, so he asked, "How?" ”

"Liao Changshi rest assured, let the fathers and villagers in Huazhou wait for the good news."

In later generations, whenever he got a few sales methods, what sales problems did he worry about......

It's better to buy a piece of tofu and crash it to death.

Liao Quan nodded, and asked people to go back to Huazhou to spread the word, just saying that everything went well, just wait to collect the money.

"What kind of person does Liao Changshi think the envoy is?" Jia Ping'an thought Lao Xu's licking dog was very interesting.

Liao Quan said solemnly: "Let the king endure the humiliation, only for the Tang Dynasty." ”

Tut!

This evaluation can make Lao Xu cry bitterly in the middle of the night, and then be ecstatic.

Sure enough, it's the loyal dog No. 1, and it has a future!

Master Jia was in a happy mood and decided to contribute to Lao Xu's counterattack: "The courtiers in the court are grouped, so that if the king is as harmonious as them, where will Your Majesty find help?" Therefore, the words and deeds of the envoy are deliberate and well-intentioned! ”

Liao Quan's brain made up the scene where Xu Jingzong deliberately made himself hateful, and his eyes were red.

Jia Ping'an was secretly happy in his heart.

"Who is Jia Ping'an?"

Someone asked in the back.

"So-and-so!" Jia Ping'an turned around very calmly, and then ......

More than ten hundred horsemen stood behind, all wearing armor and knives, and they were murderous.

I......

Jia Ping'an's first reaction was that Li Zhi had died?

There was nothing to say, and he quickly crashed to his death, hoping that when he crossed again, he would be able to reach a better place.

The leader of the hundred horsemen said: "I have been ordered to come, come with me." ”

It's over!

It's over!

Jia Ping'an's mind went blank, and then it boiled like a supercomputer, and various analysis and response methods emerged one by one.

Li Zhi died?

No way!

If this is the case, these hundred horsemen will not be so polite, they will directly do it, first beat him half to death, and then drag him away, and finally bury him alive.

So who is sick?

Eldest brother!

If you are sick, do you have to ask someone to tell your fate?

This emperor should not be tired!

Jia Ping'an said with a smile: "Please stay a moment, big brother, there is something to explain to them here." ”

The hundred horsemen said, "Don't be verbose, hurry up." ”

Is this not giving face?

Jia Ping'an pointed to the store and said: "Here is the hope of the old folks in Huazhou, if it doesn't sell well, the people of Huazhou can rush into Chang'an City to kill you!" ”

Nima's!

Don't listen to you guys, do you?

Then tear your face and kill me if you have the ability!

As a broom star, I'm afraid of you!

The riders looked at each other.

The hundred horsemen said with red faces: "Hurry up." ”

Jia Ping'an took out the piece of paper and handed it to Liao Quan, "Liao Changshi, give this thing to Liu Jia, let him do it." ”

Liao Quan took the paper, and as soon as he glanced at it, he was stunned.

Jia Ping'an said hurriedly: "Steady, don't wave." ”

"Gone!"

Baiqi was urging, and Jia Ping'an stretched out his hands.

Belch!

What about silver bracelets?

A few hundred horsemen looked at him with an impassioned look on his face and couldn't help laughing.

"You still need us to be shackled?"

Jia Ping'an hurriedly withdrew his hands, and was terrified.

The legendary shackles are heavy, and once they are put around their necks, they can be said to be worse than death.

"Jia Langjun!"

Several representatives of the people of Huazhou came out and waved their hands one after another, as if to say goodbye to him.

They didn't even rush up and fight for me? Let's shed a few tears!

……

All the way to the station of the hundred horses, Jia Ping'an met the commander of the hundred horses, Tang Xu, the captain of Zhaowu.

Tang Xu is burly, and his face is also very 'burly', full of horizontal meat, which is scary to look at.

He sat there with a golden sword, looked at Jia Ping'an who was escorted in, and said in a deep voice: "You are a broom star, but don't think about who can be defeated in Baiqi." ”

He sat behind the desk, which was empty, and Jia Ping'an saw that his feet were trembling slightly.

You're not afraid, what does that shaking feet mean?

Is it because the breath is shivering and cold?

Jia Ping'an felt the hot temperature and said, "The broom star is just a rumor. ”

This is very pale, but to be a man, you have to be disciplined, even if Li Zhi is killed by him on the spot, you have to say that it has nothing to do with you.

Tang Xu waved his hand, "Find a room to lock him up, someone has to watch the front and back of the house, and the roof also arranges for brothers to be on duty in shifts." ”

With such caution, not even a fly can fly.

He was sent into a dark, damp room, the door closed, with only a few glimmers of light leaking through the cracks and a glimmer of light overhead.

He searched for it, and there was a bed inside, but it smelled musty.

The journey from Huazhou to Chang'an was very hard, he was physically and mentally exhausted, and then he was brought here, which can be called a bolt from the blue.

His only thought at the moment was to sleep.

When I fell asleep, I woke up with itching.

After taking off his clothes, looking at the more than ten small bumps in his lower abdomen, Jia Ping'an scolded: "Even if a certain is really a broom star, he is still a god, what about respect?" Just got a bed with lice and fleas for the broom star to live in? You're not afraid of being killed! ”

Someone outside said: "Shut up, and if you talk again, you will ......"

"What are you? Kill someone? Jia Ping'an was throwing off his clothes, hoping to get rid of lice and fleas.

The guards outside were silent.

This is the broom star, unless the emperor is killed by him, you move him to try.

Jia Ping'an was silent.

He just sat there, motionless, and then, suddenly, kicked the table.

Bang!

The door was immediately opened, and someone shouted, "Broom Star killed himself......"

Since Nima!

Jia Ping'an sat on the ground, looked up, showed a victor's smile, and then the smile froze......

A monk stood outside the door, his eyebrows were all peaceful, "Poor monk Xuanzang." ”

"Elder Tang!"

Tang Seng actually came?

Jia Ping'an looked carefully and saw all peace.

There was no panic in those eyes, as if nothing could move his heart.

"What is Elder Tang? The poor monk didn't know. Xuanzang said: "Tan Yue can sit down, and the festival will start immediately." ”

What does it mean?

Jia Ping'an glanced up......

A group of monks stood outside, holding various ritual weapons in their hands.

"Is this going to be overdue?"

Xuanzang bowed his head, "Dispel evil and promote good, dispel evil and promote righteousness, Tan Yue sits ......"

"Elder Tang...... Guru! ”

Elder Tang is not white and tender, nor does he have a white dragon horse, nor does he have a disciple named Sun Wukong......

Jia Ping'an beckoned, but Xuanzang turned around and went out as if he hadn't seen it. The guard swung the long knife with a sheath at his waist and signaled Jia Ping'an to be honest.

Then came the puja.

The monks kept reciting the scriptures, and all kinds of means were used.

Tang Xu squatted on the side and said to his subordinates: "Master Xuanzang is powerful, I'm afraid that the broom star will be covered in black smoke this time." ”

Everyone nodded.

However, at this very moment...... A high-pitched singing voice came:

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, I sit in prison and want to ...... outside"

What song is this?

As soon as the rhythm of those monks was out of order, the recitation of the scriptures was a little unsmooth.

Belch!

Xuanzang frowned: "Meditation." ”

The monks hurriedly recited the meditation mantra and then resumed chanting the scriptures.

"Waiting for a thousand years, I have no regrets......

It's messy!

The puja was completely messed up!!

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