Chapter 68: Fart
"It's coming! The envoy of the Shangxuan Empire is here!" Jiulixiang stood on a high place, shouting with his tentacles.
"Here we go!"
"Coming?"
"Here we go!"
The ants were a little messy.
"This enemy ant is so arrogant that he dares to come to our territory to provoke me, let me bite off his neck!" said Teng Jiao.
"No! Xiao Ran hurriedly stopped the rattan pepper. This rattan pepper, isn't it already ordered, if you kill it, then the Shangxuan Empire will attack it desperately, and it will be absolutely impossible for the Sea Buckthorn Zerg United Nations to defend it, so the only way is to use stratagem...... No, no, no, it's just to fool this envoy and make him think that the Sea Buckthorn Zerg United Nations will never be able to break through.
"What are you supposed to do? Xiao Ran instructed the workers.
Then, Xiao Ran asked Hua Jiao to receive the envoy, found a high place by himself, and quietly watched the situation below.
As soon as the ants reached the sea buckthorn wasteland, they were stopped by the sentry. Today, the security of the Sea Buckthorn Insect United Nations is in charge of Porco Rosso, because Porco Rosso currently brings 8 soldier ants, and he is also used to being a leader, and the 8 soldier ants he brings are responsible for the sentry post of the Sea Buckthorn Wasteland, public security and the like.
"Who kind of ant are you?" asked the sentinel in whiskers.
"Me?hahahaha......" Lai Ant laughed, "You little ghost, you've only been out of the Shangxuan Empire for a few days, and even your uncle has forgotten about it." This treason is treason, but I don't want to bring someone who doesn't recognize your uncle!"
That's right, the soldier ants brought by Porco Rosso, no, no, no, all the soldier ants in the Seabuckthorn Wasteland were once the soldiers of the Shangxuan Empire, but they followed the reformist Porco Rosso. However, the ant's whiskers are also very good.
After speaking, Laiant touched the sentinel's head.
"Get up!" the sentry angrily pulled away the ant's front paws and said, "Less nonsense, fart is fart spirit, what is close." This is not the Shangxuan Empire, you leave quickly, otherwise I'm welcome!"
It turns out that the ants are called fart spirits, Xiao Ran thought to himself.
"Hey, I said you little devil, you've changed just a few days after leaving the empire! Okay, okay, since you want to deny your six relatives, I don't care about you, let it be. But......" the fart paused, "but I'm not here to talk nonsense with you this time, this time, I'm here to make peace." ”
If it weren't for the nonsense in front of the queen ant, how could the wizard and his old ant family leave the Shangxuan Empire, and how could our Shangxuan Empire cause internal battles. The sentry said, stepping forward and slamming his big head against the ass.
"That's it!"
At this time, Porco Rosso stepped forward.
"Have you forgotten what the prime minister said? The two countries are at war and will not be killed. You go down first. Porco Rosso said.
"But it's because of him that we're hunted down by the queen!" the sentry was still indignant.
"Alright, alright. Don't we already have a place to live now, and let it pass. Porco Rosso comforted the sentinel.
The Sentinel then let the fart spirit enter the Sea Buckthorn Wasteland.
"Come in with me. Porco Rosso said.
"Look, Porco Rosso is still sensible. You little devil, you need to learn something. Otherwise, you will be just a sentinel for the rest of your life. "The fart spirit didn't forget to count the sentinels.
After walking two meters, when the fart spirit saw the altar, he was obviously shocked by the earth dragon of the altar.
"This ...... What the hell are these two big mud things?" Porco Rosso asked.
"I'm only responsible for guiding the way, and the ants will tell you later. Porco Rosso asked.
After walking a few more meters, the fart saw the Cloud Palace, and he was once again stunned by this never-before-seen building.
"What the hell is this bigger mud thing?" asked the butt again.
Porco Rosso stopped answering the butt and just kept walking.
At this time, Sichuan pepper walked out.
Porco Rosso said to the ass: "This is the pepper of our Sea Buckthorn United Nations, and he is responsible for receiving the envoys." ”
"Oh, hello, Lord Huajiao! I have heard of your name for a long time, and when I see it today, it is exactly the same as in the legend. "Fart.
"Oh, what legend?" said Pepper.
"Legend has it that Lord Sichuan Pepper was the leader of the anti-sperm cave before the wings were burned, and he was born with a talent of ants and a leader's demeanor. "Fart.
"Good!mm
Porco Rosso stepped forward and said to the pepper: "This is an envoy from the Shangxuan Empire, called the fart spirit." ”
"Ants, most of them are named after their taste, but they don't smell like farts on him. If you don't use the taste to name it, it's mostly named by shape, but he doesn't look like a fart. Pepper confirmed.
Porco Rosso explained: "He is not called a fart because he likes to fart, nor is it the shape of his butt, his surname is Ant, and he is just called a fart spirit." ”
Xiao Ran listened to their conversation from a high place, and thought to himself, it turns out that this ant is not called a fart because he likes to fart, nor because his ass looks like half an aspirin capsule, he is just called a fart. The ant clan only has two surnames, ant and ant, and he doesn't know the surname ant.
"Oooh...... Got it. Hua Jiao said, "I don't know if the fart spirit comes to our sea buckthorn wasteland, what is the cost?"
"Haha...... You can't say it. It's just that recently, the Sea Buckthorn Zerg United Nations robbed our reserve of thatchberries and fought a big war under the persimmon tree. When we queen ants heard about it, we were furious. "Fart.
"Furious?"
"Yes, the queen ant said: "Our Shangxuan Empire has always loved peace, how can you fight with the Sea Buckthorn Zerg United Nations! They are such a small ant country, what if you destroy the country!" That day, the queen ant taught our soldiers a hard lesson. "Fart.
"And then?"
"Then, the queen ant sent me to make peace, to comfort the injured warriors of the Sea Buckthorn Wasteland, and to visit the Sea Buckthorn Zerg United Nations by the way. The fart spirit looked around again and continued, "I see this sea buckthorn wasteland, it's thriving!"
"Haha...... I'll tell you privately, don't tell you that the queen ant has a lot of work to do in this sea buckthorn wasteland, after the thatberry has been there, the worker ants in this sea buckthorn wasteland have worked much harder than before. "Pepper Road.
"Yes, yes, let's visit the Sea Buckthorn Heath. "Fart.
"Why be in a hurry. Pepper tugged at the front paws of the fart and said, "I'll have lunch first." ”
"Serve!"
"Yes!"
After shouting, the worker ant notified Kudo to accompany him. So on the simple table, Sichuan pepper, Porco Rosso, and Kudo three ants accompanied the fart to dine together.
After a while, the sixteen worker ants came up with four small toon leaves that had been carefully cleaned with morning dew. A piece of peppercorns, Porco Rosso, Kudo and farts in front of the ants.
The first course is crab jerky, which is a dish unique to the United Nations of the sea buckthorn bug people.
After the meat dish, the second course comes with grass seeds. Grass seed is a common coarse grain, which is greasy and oily, and is the best partner for crab jerky.
The third course is the fruit of the toon tree in a hollow straw stalk.
The golden toon leaves, the white jade-like crab jerky, the yellowish green grass seeds, and the emerald grass stalks filled with brown toon fruits, the color alone made Ni Jing so shocked that he couldn't remember where he came from.
Zizi!
Take a bite.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, I'm binge-eating, it's delicious, I'm binge-eating......"
The fart was clearly eating out of rhythm, and he swayed his tentacles regularly as he ate.