35, April 4th, sunny, night drink Dongpo to wake up and get drunk (thanks to the leader of the book's little scholar boss)
Several people walked into the forest together, the sun fell on the way, the forest was quiet, a path went straight to the depths, from time to time startled a handful of birds, but some of the forest was deep when the deer was quiet.
At first, the forest was still very dense, but after hundreds of steps, it suddenly opened up, a thatched house, in front of the thatched house, there was a strange shape like a Dan furnace thing in the Wu spontaneous heat, although the air tightness is not bad, but close to always have some unpleasant smell, although not rich, but it is difficult to approach.
"He still alchemizes?"
The county lord frowned, she hated Fang Shi since she was a child, those individuals would only bewitch the public, if this person she thought was interesting was also a Fang Shi, she immediately felt bored.
"It's not." Zuo Rou shook her head and said: "I'm afraid it's some kind of medicine, you go around it, dead things have been said, but anything that smells cold, bitter, pungent, and sweet, it's best not to get close." ”
"Poisonous?"
"Hmm." Zuo Rou nodded and said, "Even my magic medicine is the medicine of the tiger and wolf, and if it is not used properly, it will kill people." ”
"That's the world's first medicine praised by my emperor's brother......" The county lord was a little surprised: "It's actually poison?" ”
"That's nature, it's a medicine that is three parts poisonous, not to mention the magic medicine that can be fished out of the underworld." Although Zuo Rou was still a little angry, when she mentioned penicillin, she was also a little proud: "I don't want to sell idlers, and I must ask a few famous doctors in my hall to jointly say that they can release this medicine before they can get the key from me." ”
"That's what he said?"
"Hmm." Zuo Rou nodded and said, "He actually has the heart to help the world, but it's just ......"
Qiao Yun added next to him: "You still have to fight." ”
"Yes!"
As I continued along the path, I saw a clean cave, not deep, with fire shining through it, and a strong smell of wine when I got closer.
"Wow! Moonshine water! The county lord put his hands behind his back: "But let me get the handle." ”
"It's alcohol." Zuo Rou continued to shake his head and said: "This thing is also a miracle medicine, often people have a high fever after injury, and soon they will be delirious and howl and die, if you use this thing called alcohol to clean the wound at the beginning of the injury, although it is painful when washing, but there is almost no such tragic state, if you encounter some pus, skin and flesh ulceration, it can also be washed, and it can be healed after three to five days of washing every day, and it will not recur. It's just that the pain is unbearable when washing. ”
"And this? I will see and learn. ”
Seeing that the county lord, who had always been able to suppress his intelligence, also showed a surprised expression, Zuo Rou's mood unconsciously improved a little, and even a little proud.
"There are many more, and you will see them when the time comes."
As she spoke, Zuo Rou stopped at the entrance of the cave and turned her head to look at Qiao Yun: "Sister Qiao Yun, you go first to investigate, so that guy has no clothes on and dirties the eyes of the county lord." ”
Qiao Yun smiled, nodded and entered the cave, while the county lord looked Zuo Rou up and down: "Sister Rou, listening to you, I'm afraid you've seen it more than once, right?" Oh, what else are you afraid of staining my eyes, it's clear that you are reluctant to show me. ”
"I ......"
Zuo Rou was choked enough, but it was hard to justify anything, after all, she had really seen it, and she had it more than once...... It's embarrassing to say, don't mention it, spicy eyes.
Qiaoyun walked into the cave and found that Song Beiyun was already lying on the chair and asleep, with half a bowl of purple sauce next to her, she stepped forward and picked up the bowl and sniffed it, and a strong smell of wine rushed up, the fragrance was sweet and thick, and it was a top spirit.
She took a sip of it without paying attention, and immediately felt a flame flow from her throat to her stomach, and then her whole body began to be hot, and her face turned red.
She frowned slightly, almost unsteady on her feet, but in the end, she had practiced martial arts since she was a child, forcibly suppressed the churning blood, took two deep breaths, and laughed and kissed Song Beiyun lightly on the lips: "Silly brother......"
After saying that, she got up and left and returned to the outside of the cave, and said to Zuo Rouhe with a smile, "He is asleep inside." ”
"Good!" Zuo Rou rolled up her sleeves and got in.
And the county lord just wanted to follow in, but stopped beside Qiao Yun, she looked Qiao Yun up and down carefully, suddenly smiled, and then followed Zuo Rou in.
Qiao Yun was shocked, she was actually a little afraid of this county lord in her heart, she was too smart, so smart that she didn't look like a woman, her eyes seemed to be able to penetrate people's hearts, the smile just now was really as if she had seen through something, and Qiao Yun thought of her light and bold behavior just now, and couldn't help but blush, but soon she could only sigh.
After all, only in such an environment, no one knows, secretly kissing it, my heart is a little sour.
When she went in again, Zuo Rou had already stepped on Song Beiyun's chest with one foot, of course she took off her shoes, because if she was wearing shoes, if she was wearing Song Beiyun's clean-loving character, he would definitely kill Zuo Rou on the spot, and Qiaoyun didn't know what to do at that time.
"I was wrong!"
Song Beiyun was awakened, and admitted his mistake without saying a word.
"You're wrong!"
"I don't know, but I just was wrong!" Song Beiyun's tone was sonorous and firm: "No matter what you say or what you ask, it's just that I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong!" ”
Hearing their conversation, the county lord Rao couldn't hold back his laughter, and Song Beiyun was stunned for a moment, tilted his head and looked over, and the county lord just happened to lean sideways and leaned out half of her body from behind Zuo Rou, and when she saw Song Beiyun's cowardice, she laughed straight again.
"Hold the Grass ......"
Song Beiyun sat up directly from the recliner as soon as he was excited, completely forgetting that Zuo Rou's feet were still on him, which suddenly sat up, which directly made Zuo Rou lose her balance, and as soon as her body leaned back, her feet slipped and fell forward.
Because the speed was too fast, before Qiaoyun could get close to her, she had already pounced on Song Beiyun, and her chest hit him directly on the nose, and when she heard a click, Song Beiyun's wail rang out.
When Zuo Rou hurriedly got up, she found that Song Beiyun's face was covered with blood, and she was also panicked at the time, and hurriedly took out a handkerchief and squatted next to him: "Are you okay?" ”
"Am I alright?" Song Beiyun's painful nose, tears and nosebleeds were spraying out at the same time: "I...... I'm ......."
Hurriedly covered Song Beiyun's nose with a handkerchief, and Zuo Rou shouted, "Sister Qiaoyun......"
Qiaoyun had never seen this battle, she was also shaken, and finally simply clicked on Song Beiyun's acupoint to stop him from bleeding, but at this moment he had become extremely miserable, squatting on the ground and covering his nose, wanting to cry without tears.
"You came all the way from Jinling City just to hit me with your ribs?"
When it came to ribs, Song Beiyun's eyes couldn't help but look at the county lord's chest, and the county lord lowered his eyelids, obviously seeing his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and smiled at him.
And Zuo Rou stood there and covered her chest: "What ribs...... You're ......."
She thought about it and still felt angry: "This happened to hit the middle, if it is...... If it was a little bit, it wouldn't be like this, I ...... I still have a little. ”
"A little!?" Song Beiyun's whole person was irritable, and he didn't care that the county lord was there: "You think I don't know that, do you?" People are grabbing with open hands, you have to have three fingers to squeeze! ”
This squeezing word was used wonderfully, and Zuo Rou's whole person was like being nailed there, looking at Song Beiyun in embarrassment, and then looking back at the county lord. It didn't matter if it looked at it, the county lord couldn't hold back in the first place, she squatted on the ground with her stomach covered and laughed, if it weren't for some dust on the ground, she would definitely have to roll a few times.
"Are you all that funny?"
finally laughed enough, and Zuo Rou's mandarin duck embroidered brocade handkerchief was also rolled into Song Beiyun's nostrils, and the county lord circled Song Beiyun twice with his hands behind his back.
"Hmm, grass people, are you guilty?"
Song Beiyun scratched the back of his head: "County Lord, didn't anyone tell you?" The term "self-humility" is used to swear people. ”
The county lord was down, and Zuo Rou began to laugh when her turn fell, she laughed and said, "Jin Ling'er, didn't you say that you are willing to be hit by him day and night?" Why are you speechless? ”
As soon as these words came out, even Qiaoyun covered her face and turned her head, this young lady of her own ...... I'm afraid it's hopeless.
"Huh?" Song Beiyun looked the county lord up and down: "There is such a good thing?" ”
The county lord stared at her eyes and blushed, embarrassed, she couldn't beat Zuo Rou, so she had to sprinkle you on Song Beiyun: "You dare to chew your tongue?" Don't be afraid that I'll arrest you. ”
"If you really want to arrest me, it won't be you who came in person." Song Beiyun took a small bowl and put some alcohol on it and began to clean up the blood stains on his face: "I knew that I couldn't escape this catastrophe." ”
"Robbing ???"
The county lord stared at Song Beiyun in disbelief with wide eyes: "You say I'm robbed?" Do you know the lord of this county......"
"Oh yes, I know, I know, you are talented, beautiful and dignified, the suitors lined up from Nanjing to Bianjing, and personally came to me This mud leg is to put gold on my face, I actually say this kind of bad thing."
The county lord's words were completely stunned in his throat, he couldn't say it and couldn't swallow it, it was uncomfortable and tight, and Zuo Rou saw that the county lord who had always been sharp and toothy was finally deflated, and clapped her hands happily.
"I didn't say it, Lord Shire." Song Beiyun stood up: "I really don't want to have anything to do with the royal family. ”
After speaking, he pointed at Zuo Rou: "This dirty thing is lying to me that my husband is dead, and I am lying to falling out with my family, and I am lying to the death of my parents, you don't know that she lied to me?" If it weren't for the recent appearance of that prince, I wouldn't even bother to ask about her identity. ”
Zuo Rou pouted: "I really fell out with my family......"
The county lord was not angry, but just circled around Song Beiyun with interest behind his back hand: "You are a person who can speak well, and I don't know how much you have real talent." ”
"I'm just a little person with no fame, what real talent can I learn, please let me go." Song Beiyun sighed and said, "Didn't you see me avoiding you twice?" ”
The county lord suddenly squatted down and looked at Song Beiyun: "Do you want to be the concubine of the blessed king?" ”