138 Nonsense

"You go first."

"Why don't you go up first?"

"You're older, it's your brother, you go first."

"At this time, I remembered that I was my brother? You are a younger brother, you should respect your brother, you go first! ”

The two Wanyan, who were eager for each other to die just now, instantly became a model of filial piety of brothers, friends and brothers, and they were very polite. No one wants to be the first to face that person who is not a ghost or a ghost.

"Why don't we do it together?"

"Mm-hmm, yes."

The two people, who had happily reached a consensus, turned around and looked at the soldiers they had brought. I thought of a question again, can you bring a few people up?

It's impossible to catch ghosts, but you can have enough yang energy and be brave!

The respective generals were embarrassed and unwilling to participate in such a high-level event.

If that person is a person, no matter how powerful he is, everyone will not be afraid of him. It's a big deal to fight to the death, and you have to cut off two of his hairs.

But that thing is really a thing, he's not a person!

If yesterday we weren't sure where this kid came from, now everyone basically understands that this is a ghost, or a ghost who can come out and run around during the day.

Have we managed him?

No matter how many people go up, they will die, and people have made it clear that whoever goes up will die, so we won't go up and die, right?

On the long second floor, there are many stairs, but there are times when you finish walking.

When the two frightened emperors walked to the second floor, they really saw Zhao Dazhui floating in the air.

Zhao Dazhui also knew that his current state was not good, and he was easy to scare others, so he could only explain helplessly: "I just played this holographic projection, and I am not very proficient, so you can bear with me!" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

You are already very skilled, and if you are skilled, there will be no way for us to live!

"I'll introduce myself first, after all, it's the first time we've met, so we have to be formal. My name is Zhao Dazhui, Uncle Song Huang, please give me a lot of advice. ”

Zhao Dazhui "floated" to Wanyan Zongjun and stretched out his hand to shake hands with Zong Jun.

In ancient times, there was no such etiquette, and Wanyan Zongjun stretched out his right hand in a ghostly manner, and lightly touched the hand that was full of high-tech sense, and then separated.

It's cold, it's insensitive, it's a ghost!

Wanyan Zongjun was about to cry, why did you shake hands with me first, is it because I am older and easy to bully? That kid from Zong Pan has always boasted of being orthodox, why don't you shake hands with him first?

Zhao Dazhui was like hearing Wanyan Zongjun's heart, and immediately floated towards Wanyan Zongpan, showing a very standard eight-tooth smile, and said thoughtfully: "It's just a habit, not to look down on you!" Hello, I'm Zhao Dazhui, please take care of me. ”

Wanyan Zongpan shook hands with the phantom in a daze, and his heart collapsed.

I actually shook hands with a ghost? Will he suck away the yang energy, and then die?

Wipe your hands, wipe your hands quickly!

I'll go for it, that Wanyan Zongjun is actually wiping his hands!

How did he know to wipe his hands? Why didn't he die yet?

Why was he able to shake hands with that "Uncle Huang Ghost"...... Well, that's not a big deal, it's not a glorious thing after all.

At the end of the thrilling meeting ceremony, Zhao Dazhui stretched out his hand and invited: "Please sit, please sit." Brother, I am the boss today, just to let everyone get rid of their old suspicions and return to the negotiating table. Tell me, what do you all think? ”

What can we think?

We currently have three thoughts, one is to hope that the other will die, the second is to hope for world peace, and the third is to hope that some great god will take away the evil in front of us as soon as possible.

Parentheses, in no particular order.

What do you think about us now, what do we think, are we embarrassed to say to the outside world?

The two shook their heads in unison, saying that they had no ideas, and that they had absolutely no intention of letting someone die. Besides, what do we have in mind, is it necessary to tell you?

Are you the Allah Lamp God?

Uh, what strange thought just flashed through my mind? Who is that Ding God?

"Since you're all good kids, you're welcome!"

Zhao Dazhui is not a hypocritical person, and directly said his demand: "You can play as much as you want, labor and management, uh no, it's me Da Song who won't interfere." However, wherever my Great Song Dragon Banner is, you must retreat! ”

As soon as these words came out, some people were happy and some were sad, and there was a sense of indignation.

Rejoicing is Wanyan Zongjun.

What does it mean to be non-hands-off?

The fourth brother has already brought a large number of supplies on the way back, and follow-up assistance will continue to come. A certain emperor's partial frame is pulled, and he wants it!

It was Wanyan Zongpan who was worried.

What do you call non-interference?

You killed my people, and you blatantly supported the east, really when I was a fool and didn't know anything?

Indignant, both of them are a little bit.

You're too domineering, aren't you? What is the dragon flag, we all have to retreat?

If you have a three-year-old doll carrying that dragon flag, do we have to back down?

"Of course!"

For such a simple question, Zhao Dazhui didn't bother to answer it at all.

Not to mention a three-year-old doll, he is a one-year-old, as long as he can carry the dragon flag, you still have to offer like an ancestor!

Otherwise, it's just insulting my big song, and you're going to spank your ass!

As soon as they heard that they were going to spank their ass, neither of them was willing to take the lead in raising objections.

What does it matter? Isn't it just to offer the Song people who carry the big flag as their ancestors, how can he still carry the flag out one by one?

"I'm okay with that!"

As if they wanted to get a big red flower, the two of them vied with each other to express their attitude, glared at each other and turned around coldly.

"I will not ask you to respect in vain, but in the future, if there is any difficulty, just say it."

If you slap it, you have to give a piece of sugar, otherwise the little pot friends will cry and affect the river crabs.

Of course, sugar can't be given too much. First, it is easy to eat bad teeth, and second, don't you smell the ancient adage that eating less is more sweet and eating more in vain?

When people are greedy, there is not enough time.

After Yan Zongjun took a lot of effort to get a little bit of materials from the Great Song Dynasty, he still paid for it.

Seeing the hard-won treatment, Wanyan Zongpan's kid was about to get it without a single knife or shot, and Wanyan Zongjun was unhappy.

"Why? I resolutely oppose it, and give the same treatment to that rebellious thief. ”

"Who do you say is a rebel and a thief? You rebel! ”

After Yan Zongpan immediately replied, he did not forget to praise the impartial handling of a certain imperial uncle: "The imperial uncle is really a reasonable person!" A traitor like this will be exterminated in a few days, and it really does not deserve sympathy. ”

Thanks to these two guys, they are all scumbags. Otherwise, with the current posture, we have to fight.

What a pity!

Seeing that they just relied on their mouths, they eliminated countless relatives of the other party, and had indescribable things with many female relatives of the other party, Zhao Dazhui felt bored.

Can't you have something new?

It's those few verbs over and over again, and it's not "both virtue and art" at all!

"Shut up!"

Zhao Dazhui slapped the table hatefully, Mao didn't use it!

You are a holographic projection virtual person, how can you still smash the table?

"You ......" Zhao Dazhui was helpless, so he had to threaten, "Don't stop talking, I'll go to you at night!" ”

Shhh