Chapter 110: The Pit Man
Jia Ping'an slept in the state office, and then returned to Baiqi with a yawn.
"Why don't you take a leave of absence?" Tang Xu grimaced, and the horizontal flesh on his face trembled.
Shao Peng also said coldly: "I went for two days, I didn't take leave, I didn't pass on the word, I didn't punish you, how can I convince the public." ”
"Hundred horsemen to protect Your Majesty, the responsibility is heavy, what you want is loyalty, what you want is conscientiousness, look at you!" Tang Xu patted the case and said angrily: "The brothers have all seen it, although no one said it, but if you are not punished, how can you serve the public, you should be punished!" ”
Bao Dong stood below and said, "Cane blame!" ”
it!
Spanking?
Jia Ping'an subconsciously said: "Captain, a certain person is going to business, he is seconded!" ”
Didn't Lao Xu tell you?
Why are you still absent from work without an excuse?
"Who said secondment?" Tang Xu took a few more shots, and said angrily: "Someone! ”
Two hundred horsemen came in from outside, squeezing their eyebrows at Jia Ping'an.
"Dare to frown, pull down, and hit five sticks!"
Hitting five sticks is an easy punishment, but Shao Peng said lightly: "Wait." ”
Tang Xu looked at him, "What do you mean, Lao Shao?" ”
"That's it." Shao Peng said with a straight face: "It is common for young people to do things without a tail, this time I warn you, and you can beat it again next time." ”
Nima!
Tang Xu: This is still the Shao Peng who cleaned up people without blinking?
The two hundred horsemen were also stunned.
Tang Xu punished people in the past, Shao Peng supervised on the side, and often scolded Tang Xu, 'You are always too soft-hearted'.
Who's soft-hearted now?
Shao Peng was annoyed by this look, "If you have nothing to do, just disperse." ”
"Slow!" Tang Xu said: "Lao Shao, this kid went to the state government, and Xu Jingzong drove a group of officials out, saying that he would not be hired again. Those little officials shouted grievances, and someone with a heart asked, saying that it was my hundred horsemen Jia Wenwen who commanded the state government and bewitched Xu Jingzong to punish the little officials.
Lao Shao, let's punish him here, even if there is an impeachment of the imperial history in the future, the court will be embarrassed to punish him again! ”
It turned out that Tang Xu had this idea?
Jia Ping'an smiled dryly: "Captain, why don't you ...... Halve? ”
Father......
Tang Xu pointed at him, trembling with anger.
"Old Tang don't want to be angry, as a general, temperament first, stability second, no stability, how can you lead the army to kill the enemy in the future?" Shao Peng waved his hand, "Get out." ”
Jia Ping'an ran away as soon as he slipped away, and Tang Xu said angrily: "Lao Shao, go back and clean up the mess!" ”
"What endgame?" Shao Peng said lightly: "Let's block it when we come." ”
You bull pen Shao!
Tang Xu pointed at him, "Dog waiter, Lao Tzu is waiting to see your liveliness." ”
"Slut." Shao Peng scolded: "Even if you want to be punished, it's just a fake beating, and it's not enough to say that you have beaten ten sticks to the outside world?" ”
Tang Xu sneered: "After beating ten sticks, Xiao Jia can still ride a horse?" ”
Bao Dong, who had been waiting, felt that the two big guys were idle, "Captain, Lieutenant Shao, in fact, let's just fight, at most let Xiao Jia put something on his buttocks." ”
"Is there room for you to interject when so-and-so speaks?" Tang Xu pointed out the door.
Shao Peng said lightly: "Shangguan speaks, how can he interject?" Get out! ”
Bao Soul Tea Master Dong Gray went out.
"Someone from the palace!"
There was a shout outside, and Shao Peng and Tang Xu hurriedly tidied up their clothes and came out.
When he saw that the person who came turned out to be Wang Zhongliang, Shao Peng said in a low voice: "If you want to get Xiao Jia, you just have to say that you have just been responsible." ”
Tang Xu said angrily: "Lao Tzu said that you feel sorry for him when you beat him with five sticks, this is good, Xiao Jia is arrogant in the state government, and he should be punished heavily, let alone fifty sticks." ”
"Wang Zhongliang is here." Shao Peng's eyes were more vigilant, "Be careful when you speak." ”
Everyone saluted, Wang Zhongliang's eyes swept over everyone, and said lightly: "Baiqi has an important position, you can't slack off." ”
Everyone promised.
"Which one is Jia Ping'an." Wang Zhongliang asked without squinting.
Nima!
Tang Xu blinked his eyes, "Jia Ping'an, step forward!" ”
Shao Peng also regretted it a little, but at this moment, he could only see the move.
Jia Ping'an stepped forward.
Wang Zhongliang glanced at him, "I heard that you are good at settling accounts?" ”
"It's just ordinary." Jia Ping'an didn't know the meaning of this guy, so he chose to be steady.
"Maybe show us?"
Later.
Bang Bang Bang ......
The sound of the abacus was crisp, and an account book was quickly calculated.
Wang Zhongliang took the abacus and shook it, "Let's take it back and ponder." ”
This is an excuse, but in fact, most of them are to bring it back to the emperor to see this accounting artifact.
Shao Peng was overjoyed, "Just take it." ”
Wang Zhongliang glanced at Jia Ping'an, and found that this guy's expression was a little tangled, and he couldn't help but be angry.
"Is this unwilling?"
The Emperor has taken a fancy to you...... No, it's your pleasure to take a fancy to your stuff.
Jia Ping'an just wanted to speak, Wang Zhongliang snorted coldly and walked away.
I'm really reluctant!
Jia Ping'an was speechless.
"Xiao Jia!" Tang Xu came over with a red face and patted him on the shoulder, "I said that you went to Yongzhou this time to win glory for my hundred horses, and sure enough, it was not in vain that Xu Jingzong was kicked, hahahaha!" ”
Shao Peng also smiled, "This is Jane in the emperor's heart, and the future is immeasurable, okay, hahahaha!" ”
The two bigwigs were in a good mood, and the atmosphere of Baiqi was natural and peaceful.
Bao Dongsha said beautifully: "Then Wang Zhongliang looks unhappy!" ”
Shao Peng nodded, "He seems to be a little dissatisfied with Xiao Jia, and he doesn't know why." ”
Wang Zhongliang went all the way back to the palace and presented the abacus.
"Your Majesty, the slave maid watched Jia Ping'an beat with this thing before, and it didn't take long to calculate an account book, which is really fast." Wang Zhongliang always felt that Lao Jia was his nemesis, and he was unlucky several times, so he thought about it and gave Jia Ping'an some eye medicine: "This thing slave feels like a real weapon, but Jia Ping'an is a little reluctant......"
To be reluctant is to be greedy and unfaithful.
There is no trace on this eye medicine, which can be called the top grade.
But his flattering eyes were thrown to the blind man, and Li Zhi took the abacus, "Can it be strong?" ”
"Sturdy, that Jia Ping'an crackled, and it didn't break."
The thin strips of wood and the round wooden beads look very exquisite.
Li Zhi asked, "How to use this thing?" ”
As an emperor, he naturally needs to understand this kind of accounting weapon, and if it is appropriate, it is also necessary to generalize.
"Slaves and maids learn from it." Wang Zhongliang took the abacus, recalled Master Jia's handsome movements, and then swayed up and down......
Syllable!
The beads are swayed up and down and tapped, which is very interesting.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Wang Zhongliang felt that this was really a decompression artifact, so he used more force.
Syllable!
A thin wooden stick slipped out of the abacus, and the beads on it were scattered on the surface of Wang Zhongliang's feet, and then rolled everywhere.
Belch!
Li Zhi's face was expressionless, "That's what you learned?" ”
Are you playing fool with me?
Wang Zhongliang looked at the abacus, "Slave maid...... What a slave is...... Jia Ping'an is playing like this, the slave is guilty. ”
"Hit five sticks!" Li Zhi felt that Wang Zhongliang had drifted a little recently, so he knocked on the trend.
"Ask again."
An attendant took the abacus of the broken frame and went to the hundred horses.
"This ...... It's rude. Jia Ping'an said bitterly: "A certain use is cautious, why did this fall apart?" ”
The waiter said with a straight face: "Let's see if it can be repaired?" ”
"Try some." Jia Ping'an went in with the abacus, Shao Peng and Tang Xu followed, and when they saw him quickly take out a new abacus, they felt bad.
"Lao Shao, I'm afraid this kid has made some moths again!"
Jia Ping'an picked out a small thing under the new abacus, and then began to repair the old abacus. Put on the sticks, put on the beads, and finally tuck that little thing under the sticks...... This is the wedge.
It's this little thing that blocks the stick, and once the little thing falls, the stick slips out......
Tang Xu glanced at Shao Peng, his eyes desperate.
This kid has cheated Wang Zhongliang!
Later, the chamberlain took the abacus and returned to the palace, and Shao Peng and Tang Xu summoned Jia Ping'an for questioning.
The atmosphere was warm.
Bang!
Tang Xu patted the case a few times, "Let's talk about it, why don't you make that little thing stronger?" Even if you use fish glue, it can easily stick, how can it slip off? ”
Jia Ping'an: "......"
Hehe!
This one......
Shao Peng was also angry, "Speak!" ”
Jia Ping'an said embarrassedly: "I was worried that the abacus would be stolen, especially by foreign vassals, so I made a small wedge in the seal to block it, but the wedge was not firm, and the more it was beaten, the looser it became." It's almost time to hit an account, and you'll have to press it back again......"
Tang Xu thought for a while, "Yes, I remember that you settled the accounts last time, and after you finished the calculation, you had to pick up the abacus and press it, so I didn't know what you were going to do, it turned out that you ......
Even if someone takes the abacus, it will fall apart after a few more fights"
The yin of this method makes people speechless.
Shao Peng: "......"
Tang Xu waved his hand, and after Jia Ping'an went out, he smiled bitterly: "He cautiously let someone have nothing to say, this method ......"
"It's as sassy as you!" Shao Peng covered his forehead, "Whoever stole the abacus will fall apart in a few clicks......"
"You can make it." Tang Xu felt that this was a prank, but it was too sassy.
"You stole the abacus, and you didn't use it, how do you use it?" Shao Peng said lightly: "I think about it blindly, and it will fall apart after a few knocks, what will you do if you do it?" ”
Tang Xu thought for a while, "I will be so angry that I want to vomit blood." ”
"That kid is a genius who specializes in annoying people!"
Shao Peng's eyes were gloomy, "Wang Zhongliang came to calculate before, but Xiao Jia wanted to speak and stopped, Wang Zhongliang thought it was reluctant. If the blame is down, Xiao Jia will definitely cry out for injustice, saying that the abacus is shoddy and not firm underneath. ”
Tang Xu smiled bitterly: "But Wang Zhongliang brushed his sleeves away, and he didn't give him a chance to speak at all." ”
Shao Peng felt a headache, "In this way, even if Wang Zhongliang is cheated, it is no wonder that Xiao Jia is caught." ”
This means......
It's all too familiar.
Later in the palace, news came that Wang Zhongliang was beaten.
Shao Peng laughed three times, extremely happy!
"Well done Xiao Jia!"
Later, there will be people in the palace again.
"Is there a way to use it?"
"Yes." Master Jia knew that this was something that had to be given, but ...... He wasn't ready to hand over those supporting math skills, and there were formulas...... A certain has not yet been studied.
He pulled out the pamphlet and handed it over.
The chamberlain said with satisfaction: "Your Majesty has a reward for your actions." ”
He beckoned back.
A wagon of things.
"Open!"
The sun is very good, and all kinds of valuable things are reflecting, blinding many people's eyes.
It's developed!