037 Let's Pull the Calf Together (Part I)
037 Let's Pull the Calf Together (Part I)
"You want me to lose my official position, do you have that ability?"
Cai You, who came in time, and the timely stubble, is really comparable to Song Gongming's brother in time!
Cai You didn't care about Zhao Dazhui's cynicism at all, he was more hateful than being slandered as a traitor like Song Jiang, or the old dog of Cai Jing in front of him.
Zhao Dazhui is at most a happy and happy mouth, Cai Jing, an old dog, wants his own life!
"Do you have the ability? Today, the old man wants you, a traitor, to see the old man's methods! ”
Cai Jing knelt on the ground, took out the paper, raised it high above his head, and cried like a little common man: "The grass people are wronged! Ask the master of the blue sky to call the shots of the grass people! ”
[I rub, what's going on?] 】
[Cai Jing took the wrong medicine? 】
[Is this the so-called means?] Isn't this Dou E! 】
[Nonsense, this is old Dou E. 】
[This trick is not good, is it? 】
[It's hard to say, maybe it's easy to use.] 】
Cai Jing came to this hand, and made Shen Jing, who was the chief judge, scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, as if his butt had been burned by fire, and he jumped up from the chair with a touch of rubbing the ground: "Master Cai, I can't help it, I can't help it!" You do this, so that the lower officials are ashamed and embarrassed! ”
Cai You took it for granted: "Cai Jing is just a grass people, why should Shen Fuzun be too polite to him?" Since he likes to kneel, let him kneel! ”
Shen Jing stood up again: "Don't dare to be the honorific title of the prime minister, just call the name of the official." ”
"No, no, no. As the so-called county officials are not as good as the current management, Cai Shumi is now the defendant, you are polite to him! Zhao Dazhui shook the newly made feather fan a few times.
That shape is even brighter than Zhuge Liang and brighter than Kong Ming.
"You ......" Cai You pointed at Zhao Da Hammer very unhappily, and felt that the verbal threat seemed useless, so he could only flick his sleeves hatefully, "I don't know what to say!" ”
Cai Jing is very happy, as long as he can make Cai You unhappy, he feels happy.
Although he and Zhao Da Hammer are not friends, and even have a hatred for grabbing the bench, but now looking at Zhao Da Hammer, how can they be so fair and just?
[Is the anchor crooked? ] 】
[Yes, how can you support Cai Jing? ] 】
[Cai Jing is a bad person! ] 】
[Cai You doesn't seem to be a good person, right? ] 】
[It seems to be slightly better than Cai Jing? ] 】
[There are not many bad deeds in the history books, but there are still a few poems handed down. 】
[This is the Song Dynasty, isn't it normal for scholars to write poems? 】
[Is it a good person to be able to write poetry?] Cai Jing or calligraphy? 】
[Is a literate person a good person? 】
[I'm uneducated, I'm a good person!] Do you have an appointment? 】
Whether Zhao Dazhui is a good person or not, it is estimated that everyone present has their own evaluations in their hearts.
But since they came together for a goal, Cai Jing was ready to build this alliance first and form a group or something. What activities will there be in the future, so it's easy to get in touch, isn't it?
"Thank you Uncle Huang for speaking up, I am grateful." Cai Jing handed over the pleadings again, "Please also ask Master Hou to take over this case, punish the traitors, return the clarity of the world, and block the mouths of the people." ”
Poor Cai Jing white-haired man sent black-haired man, he was already confused.
"It's been a long time since the Qingming Festival, isn't it time for the Mid-Autumn Festival next? Will there be a holiday, and are there any gifts? ”
Is it really good to mess in like this?
Shen Jing reminded very tactfully: "Master Hou, the old lady didn't mean that, he meant, it was ......"
Everyone understands what it means, but it is a little inappropriate for Shen Jing to say it.
"Hahahaha, Hou Ye understands what he means."
Cai Jing thought he understood what Zhao Dazhui meant, and said very boldly: "As long as the traitor can be brought to justice, the old man is willing to bankrupt his family and give all the property under his name to the Hou Ye." ”
"Ahem, the master is too polite, I didn't mean that."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."
"Do you really want to? How much can you really give? ”
Cai Jing and Shen Jing: "......"
Cai You really can't stand it, what is this? In front of the defendant, you ask the plaintiff for benefits, this is a deviation of the red fruit!
"It's so rampant!" Cai You took the case, "An Lehou, this official respects you as a clan, so he has always treated each other with courtesy." But I didn't expect that your eating appearance is so ugly, are you really blind in the world? ”
"What kind of shooting, do you pay for the damage? Lord Shen, add a charge of vandalism to Cai You! Isn't this a public property? ”
Shen Jing's face was constipated: "It's okay, but it's not a big damage, so there's no need to count it as a crime, right?" ”
Zhao Dazhui said in a painful tone: "Lord Shen, you are wrong! Today Cai Qian can destroy a table, tomorrow he will dare to destroy a city, and the day after tomorrow he will dare to destroy the great rivers and mountains of my Great Song Dynasty! ”
[, the anchor is so capable! ] 】
[This ability to frame up, it's really humiliating not to go to Citigroup to run for president! ] 】
[I elect him as the captain of the earth!] 】
[Lie in the groove, use two in a row to express my admiration. 】
[Vegetable oil is pitiful. 】
[Vegetable oil is not a good thing, poor him? 】
[To deal with scum, you have to be more scum than him. 】
[Support the anchor and torture the vegetable oil. 】
Cai Jing felt that what Zhao Dazhui said was very reasonable, but it was not elegant enough, so he made up the knife in a timely manner: "Don't take the good as small, don't take the evil as small." Shu Han Liu Xuande's words still have some truth. Cai You, it's the old man's negligence in discipline that made you so vicious today. ”
"Old thief, you don't have to be coy! Say, whatever crime you accuse the official of, and what evidence you have, I will continue! I'd like to see, how do you turn black and white upside down? ”
Cai Jing got up slowly and recited the terms on the pleadings: "The old man sued Cai You, disregarded the relationship between father and son, and trapped my father and son in the gathering, which is very unfilial!" ”
"Baking oil? Do you do your hair together? ”
Zhao Dazhui was surprised, is Da Song's beauty salon technique already so advanced?
"Ahem, Taishi's sentence is taken from King Luo Bin's "Cutting Wu Cong Xuan" of 'trapping my king in Julu'. It means Cai Shumi, cough cough, incest. ”
Shen Jing lowered his voice and explained briefly, lest this little imperial uncle say anything amazing.
"I'm against it!" Cai You, as an opposing player, questioned, "An Lehou should know that Cai Jing and I are not father and son at all, and this crime is not established!" ”
Zhao Dazhui stood up and announced: "In the first round, Cai Yousheng!" Lao Cai, didn't I say you, if you don't make a big move at the beginning, what about you keeping the cubs? ”
Cai Jing bowed his hand, expressed his gratitude to the host for the reminder, and released the second question: "Even if you are not my son, you are related by blood after all." Your adultery with your sister-in-law is, after all, a despicable bestiality. ”
Cai You retorted again: "You have so many concubines, and you are old, why is it wrong for me to warm them for you?" A few years ago, didn't you show off your happiness for having a son? Without my credit, do you really think you are immortal? ”
[Pinch me, it's the first time I've seen such a fresh and refined product.] 】
[Is this another kind of helping people?] 】
[Obediently, I said that the hat was so magnificent, lewd talent! ] 】
[Has the anchor figured out how to clean up Cai You? ] It is recommended to go to the Qinglou as a big teapot, and the cliff is suitable. 】