After finishing the lecture in the East Palace and preparing to leave, Yingluo asked again: "Zong Shu, tomorrow morning, do you really want to come to collect night incense?" ”

"Yingluo, what are you talking about? Your Majesty said that it must be collected on time. I am a model and good citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, when did I resist the decree? ”

Is there still a small number of times that Zong Shu resisted the decree?

His Majesty asked him to "ban for a month", and he still talked nonsense, and he also said that he heard it as "ban salt for a month".

Zong Shu said: "After collecting the night incense, I will continue to talk about the book. ”

"The Condor Heroes" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" just made everyone listen to it with relish, and suddenly mentioned the night fragrance, which is so mismatched that it makes people sick to their stomachs.

Wu Fei and the other twenty recorders couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses.

What are these people pretending to be, and when they are respectful, they don't see dislike?

"Wouldn't it be more flavorful to talk about it after collecting the night incense? The fragrance of books, the fragrance of ink, the fragrance of nightshade, you taste, you taste, you taste! ”

Zong Shu laughed after speaking, and then Liang Shicheng came.

With a dark face, this guy took out a thick pile of paper and handed it to Zong Shu.

Unfold it and take a look, the thin gold body is the handwriting of Huizong.

In order to give the inscription to the thirty-two personnel to Huizong, Zong Shu asked for the list of personnel in advance, and handed it to Gao Yu at that time.

Huizong came quickly this time, one for each person, and their names were written on them.

Ci Niu Boyuan: Great Song Dynasty warriors.

Ci Li Shaoyan: Great Song Dynasty warriors.

……

Huizong thinks he is serious.

Huizong has always advocated the policy of the Song and Jin alliances, and these thirty-two warriors, under the leadership of Zong Shu, have a dull root against the Liao army.

ruined the eyes of Yelu Dashi, the general of the Liao army, and caught Yelu Bucai.

rescued the seed master Dao and Wu Jue.

These people fought the Liao army, which was very consistent with the foreign policy of the imperial court.

More importantly, it was Niu Gao and other twenty-nine people who risked their lives to save Huizong and Empress Liu from Tongzhen Palace.

Together, these two great achievements cannot be overstated.

And Zong Shu just asked for a few words for them. There is no need for the court to reward money and official positions, but just give them a false name.

Therefore, after Huizong dispersed the dynasty, he wrote it, and after writing it, he asked Liang Shicheng to send it to the East Palace.

Liang Shicheng specially explained to Zong Shu that he must come on time tomorrow morning to collect the night incense.

……

As soon as the sky was bright, Zong Shu was picked up by Gonggong Wei, and today was the first day he went to the palace to collect night incense.

The job of collecting night incense does not require academic qualifications, does not require technology, and what is needed is punctuality.

If it is not in place, all the night pots and potties in the palace will gather together, won't it stink?

Zong Shu got up and saw that Cao Zongshen, Lin Lingsu, and Li Shaoyan were also waiting outside.

Do you need so many people to collect a night incense?

Of course, Lin Lingsu is coming, he is the key figure in "making and urine make money".

Cao Zongshen is in charge of the cart, he used to be a scholar, and now... boy.

Li Shaoyan also rushed over, what does it mean? Is it really fragrant to collect night incense?

"Grandmaster, let me see what spell you want to use!" Li Shaoyan said: "This time, I can't miss it again. ”

Li Shaoyan admires Zong Shu very much now, in the past, Zong Shu defeated Lin Lingsu, went to Mi County to find Shi Tan, and so on, he never participated once.

This time, Zong Shu happily accepted the task of "collecting night incense" in the court, and Li Shaoyan felt that things would never be so simple.

Li Shaoyan immediately thought that on the way to Xiongzhou, Zong Shu specially asked to take a trip to Puzhou Village.

As a result, he found kerosene.

Like what monosodium glutamate, fifteen incense, and new-style warm pavilions, fresh things came out one by one, which made Zong Shu make a lot of money.

Perhaps, Zong Shu can really come up with something new.

Therefore, Li Shaoyan didn't care if he was sven or not, he wanted to follow Zong Shu closely and see what was going on.

Under the leadership of Gonggong Wei, the three of them came to the palace gate with high spirits.

At this time, it was the time of the early dynasty, and many officials had to be in place in advance, and one by one they lined up here to wait for inspection.

Seeing that Zong Shu was coming with people, the officials avoided it one after another.

Someone found that in Zong Shu's incense collection team, Cao Zongshen was pushing a car with a large jar on it.

There are a few big characters written on the big jar: copper jar: special for night incense.

Copper cans? Tong Guan?

The officials burst into laughter.

It was yesterday that Tong Guan was demoted to the third level, and he was a scholar among them, but Zong Shu made peace in the court, and Chen Dong, the prince of the imperial court, echoed outside the palace, and Tong Guan was dismissed from all official positions.

Tong Guan stepped down, Zong Shu didn't want to spare him, and specially put a "copper pot" to hold night incense, disgusting Tong Guan.

I really don't understand how much hatred Zong Shu and Tong Guan have.

However, Zong Shu is not only like this for Tong Guan, but also for others, Cai Jing, Liang Shicheng, and Wang Hao have all been scolded by Zong Shu.

Zong Shu didn't have to queue at all. When he arrived at the palace, Liang Shicheng was already waiting.

"Father-in-law Liang, don't you just take a night incense, do you want to accompany you too?" Zong Shu asked.

"Your Majesty and Lord Wang have asked me to be responsible for supervising the whole process to prevent you from dropping your bag halfway and passing the test blindly." Liang Shicheng said.

It seems that Wang Hao and Liang Shicheng really worked hard this time, and the purpose was to let Zong Shu collect a lifetime of night incense for the palace.

Entering the inner palace, there are already several donkey carts, which used to collect night incense.

Waiting here today is actually a kind of handover of work.

Before waiting for the handover, Zong Shu opened his throat and said: "Collect the night incense, collect the night incense, the woman will take it, the man will put it aside, and the man will taste it himself!" ”

"Collect the night incense, collect the night incense, put it in Tongguan in the sparse one, and give it to Sheng Shiliang if it is dry."

Sheng Liang? Isn't this the reverse of the three words "Liang Shicheng"?

Liang Shicheng was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Zong Shu, you collect night incense, why do you still pick fat and thin?" ”

After speaking, Liang Shicheng was disgusted by himself, feces and urine, is there still a difference between fat and thin?

"Your Majesty only said that I should collect night incense, but did not say how much I should collect! Can you take as much as I want? Young Master Ben will collect enough cans today, and the rest will be served to you. ”

After Zong Shu finished speaking, Cao Zongshen carefully carried out "quality inspection" and poured the thinnest into the "copper pot".

After a while, the "copper pot" was filled.

Zong Shu waved his hand and left!

Liang Shicheng is so angry, this guy is just leaving?

Didn't it say that the good ones should be "dung upwards"?

What should I do if there are so many piles of and urine here?

As a eunuch in charge of internal affairs, how could Liang Shicheng not care, and immediately ordered the Yexiang team who wanted to carry out the handover to continue to perform their duties.

After the arrangement, Liang Shicheng immediately chased after him, he wanted to see what Zong Shu could do with this jar of urine.

Liang Shicheng followed all the way to the "Great Song Academy of Sciences".

There are already dozens of people waiting for the "Great Song Academy of Sciences", these people are all disciples of the national teacher Lin Lingsu, and now they are researchers and teachers of the Great Song Academy of Sciences.

Zong Shu put aside the "copper pot" and walked onto the stage and said:

"In the world, there are only misplaced resources, and there is nothing useless. In the past, your dean, Lin Lingsu, successfully extracted iodine and successfully produced iodine. ”

"From now on, then, you will witness the birth of another new element!"

Zong Shu introduced the characteristics of the new element to Lin Lingsu and talked about the extraction process, which is actually similar to the process of iodine element, that is, distillation, cooling, crystallization, extraction, storage, and so on.

"By the way, Lingsu apprentice, this urine has finally been transported here, and it must be sealed and stored to avoid volatilization." Zong Shu said.

In fact, there is no need for Zong Shu to explain, Lin Lingsu will do the same, if it is not sealed, the smell emitted is not very good.

Lin Lingsu asked a few disciples to seal the copper pot and push it to the laboratory, but Liang Shicheng refused to let him.

Liang Shicheng insisted, so he put the copper pot here, and the experiment was also done here!

He was afraid that these Taoist priests would do some kind of spell and drop the urine bag!

As a result, Liang Shicheng insisted here for three days and three nights, and when everyone was sleeping, he actually made a bunk here to watch.

Isn't the eunuch what he is best at supervision?