Fang Yi, who turned around and was about to chop wood, suddenly noticed the strangeness of Shangguan Wan'er behind him.

Fang Yi turned his head suddenly, and at this time, two tear stains had slipped out of Shangguan Wan'er's delicate face.

"What's wrong? Wan'er, did someone bully you? Tell Brother Fang Yi that Brother Fang Yi must have shot him, and when he dies, he will go to his grave to play mahjong, and he will not stop if he doesn't stop talking about him! ”

"Poof"

Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but laugh again when she listened to the most vulgar, emotional, and caring words in Fang Yi's mouth.

Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er, who turned crying into laughter, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

A woman's mood changes faster than the weather!

Fortunately, I am single and don't need to deal with strange creatures like women.

"Brother Fang Yi, you are so good to Wan'er!" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi's honest appearance and was even more moved.

"Am I good to you? I'm so good to other people! ”

Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er blankly.

“？？？”

Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but widen her apricot eyes, and looked at Fang Yi with an unbelievable look.

"Poof"

Wu Zetian on the side couldn't help laughing.

Wu Zetian used to ask himself often what a straight man is, and until tonight, Wu Zetian knew what a straight man was.

Maybe people like Fang Yi are typical straight men!

At this juncture, Shangguan Wan'er almost didn't say anything like "I like you very much", but if Fang Yi is not a straight man, follow Shangguan Wan'er's words and say something like "You are the most important thing in my heart", Fang Yi will be able to hold the beauty!

But Fang Yi just broke out such a straight man quote, which made Wu Zetian really couldn't help laughing.

However, while laughing, Wu Zetian faintly felt a sense of refreshment, and he seemed to be ...... felt an inexplicable sense of joy that Fang Yi avoided Shangguan Wan'er's vague show of love......

"What's wrong?"

Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er, who was frowning, and then at Wu Zetian, who was snickering, confused, and didn't understand what was going on at all.

"Humph! I won't tell you! Ignore you anymore! ”

Shangguan Wan'er stomped her feet, sat beside Wu Zetian angrily, fanned Wu Zetian, and no longer paid attention to Fang Yi.

Be all abroad!

Fang Yi shook his head helplessly, turned around and carried an axe to chop wood.

After a while, Fang Yi had already chopped the firewood and lit the fire, the seasonings and the bottom of the pot were ready, and it was time for Wang Xiaojie to kill the fish and Di Renjie to cut the vegetables!

Just when Fang Yi hesitated to see if Wang Xiaojie had handled the fish properly, Wang Xiaojie walked over with two big fish with a sad and angry face.

"Oh, Brother Dongliang, the fish is already good!"

"That's good! It's just Di Renjie's side dish......"

As soon as Fang Yi's words were finished, Di Renjie ran out of the cave with a handful of tears and snot.

"Woooooooooo......oo Brother Fang Yi! Woowoo woo ......"

Fang Yi and Wang Xiaojie looked at Di Renjie with tears streaming down their faces, and even Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, who were sitting on the ground, stood up.

Fang Yi pointed at Di Renjie blankly: "Hey...... Di Renjie, what's wrong with you? Do you think of the love show you watched before, and think of your long-lost son? ”

"Romance? What is that? Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled expression, "Could it be that the genetically modified immortal reminds you that Di Aiqing also has a long-lost son?" ”

"What a long-lost son! Brother Fang Yi, what the hell is that round thing of yours? ”

Di Renjie stomped his feet angrily while wiping his tears.

"What? What's round? ”

Fang Yi glanced at the entrance of the cave suspiciously, and decided to go in to check what Di Renjie was talking about.

When Fang Yi walked to the entrance of the cave, Fang Yi instantly smelled a strong smell of onions, and it was at this moment that Fang Yi realized the problem!

Di Renjie! I was choked with tears because of cutting onions!

No way! It's 3010 A.D.! There are still people who don't know how to cut onions! No way!

"Huh...... What does this smell like! Shangguan Wan'er walked to Fang Yi's side and looked inside the cave with a disgusted expression, "Brother Fang Yi, are you sure there is ...... Your Majesty and I will be able to sleep here at night? ”

Regarding the place where he slept, Wu Zetian also panicked, and hurriedly walked to Fang Yi's side, looking at Fang Yi with an inquiring look.

Fang Yi looked at the four of them with a ghostly look: "You don't know onions? ”

"I don't know! Haven't heard of it! The four shook their heads.

"Ah......h

Fang Yi looked at the four of them blankly again.

These four people...... I really have all the memories in the Tang Dynasty, and I don't know anything about the onions that were introduced to the Xia Kingdom after the Tang Dynasty!

"Don't care what the hell this onion is, Brother Fang Yi, is this thing poisonous? How did the old man choke on tears! ”

"This is an onion! Onions contain a thing called alliinase, and when the onion is cut, it will become gaseous and released into the air, and after this thing comes into contact with people's eyes, it will stimulate the corneal nerve endings in the eye, so people will shed tears, don't you understand? ”

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi with blank eyes, and he didn't understand what alliinase was, what nerve endings, and cornea werea were......

So the four of them shook their heads straight to show that they didn't understand.

"Day ......"

Fang Yi was speechless.

The four of them don't seem to understand anything, which is difficult......

How else can you explain this kind of knowledge that junior high school students know?

"Brother Fang Yi, just say it directly, how to cut this thing without tears when you are a child!"

"Well, it's very simple, there are a few simple ways, the first way, put on glasses!"

"What are glasses?"

"Okay, when I didn't say it, the first way is to put the onions in the refrigerator for a while!"

"What is a refrigerator?"

"Well, I didn't say this, the first way, chew gum!"

"What is chewing gum?"

"I'm Nima...... You're deliberately finding fault, aren't you? Fang Yi was furious.

Di Renjie was also angry: "Can you kid say some methods that we all understand?" You say that these absurd and unheard of things will make the old man suspect that you are deliberately showing off your rich knowledge! ”

"I'm ......" the corners of Fang Yi's mouth twitched slightly, "Okay, then there is another way, which is to cut the onion in the running water, the alliinase volatilized by the onion in the water will be easy to control, but this method is a bit of a waste of water......"

"Such a simple way, I would have said it earlier! This island is yours, don't you know? You don't have much else, but a lot of water! Di Renjie glanced at Fang Yi, went back to the cave and walked towards the nearby artificial stream with the onion.

"What? Do I have a lot of water? I'm ......."